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College, Go to Sleep, and Head: Reasons why I hate students loans As a kid, I never liked owing people money l never liked that someone could hold that over my head and follow me every step I took. sin When it came time to pay for college it took my mother and her extended relatives everything they had just to make the down payment. It felt wrong to be taking from people who had sacrificed so much already I once saw a sign at another university that said, "by cutting Starbucks you can save more than $2,000 a year What they don't advertise on the glossy college brochures: Losing weight because you skipped lunch for the fourth time that week comes free with the tuition. On days when I've run out of pepper, hunger is the best seasoning I know. I've tasted instant noodles so many times I can tell the flavor by the sound of powder hitting water. parents sacrificed everything to come to this country to give me a better life. My when l call my mother."I tell her I'm doing fine, but she can hear the tiredness in my voice and she says she's sorry she's not able to do more for me. They told me college would be expensive I just didn't expect to pay an arm and a leg to be a part of this student body. I'm missing office hours because of work. l'm missing work to study because I missed office hours. I'm missing the test because I overslept because I spent all night working They said by going to college I would be working towards mý dreams, now when I go to sleep at night, I don't dream anymore. @studentlifeproblems

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Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn
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Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones
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College, Go to Sleep, and Head: Reasons why I hate students loans As a kid, I never liked owing people money l never liked that someone could hold that over my head and follow me every step I took. sin When it came time to pay for college it took my mother and her extended relatives everything they had just to make the down payment. It felt wrong to be taking from people who had sacrificed so much already I once saw a sign at another university that said, "by cutting Starbucks you can save more than $2,000 a year What they don't advertise on the glossy college brochures: Losing weight because you skipped lunch for the fourth time that week comes free with the tuition. On days when I've run out of pepper, hunger is the best seasoning I know. I've tasted instant noodles so many times I can tell the flavor by the sound of powder hitting water. parents sacrificed everything to come to this country to give me a better life. My when l call my mother."I tell her I'm doing fine, but she can hear the tiredness in my voice and she says she's sorry she's not able to do more for me. They told me college would be expensive I just didn't expect to pay an arm and a leg to be a part of this student body. I'm missing office hours because of work. l'm missing work to study because I missed office hours. I'm missing the test because I overslept because I spent all night working They said by going to college I would be working towards mý dreams, now when I go to sleep at night, I don't dream anymore. studentlifeproblems: If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems​

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College, Go to Sleep, and Head: Reasons why I hate students loans As a kid, I never liked owing people money l never liked that someone could hold that over my head and follow me every step I took. sin When it came time to pay for college it took my mother and her extended relatives everything they had just to make the down payment. It felt wrong to be taking from people who had sacrificed so much already I once saw a sign at another university that said, "by cutting Starbucks you can save more than $2,000 a year What they don't advertise on the glossy college brochures: Losing weight because you skipped lunch for the fourth time that week comes free with the tuition. On days when I've run out of pepper, hunger is the best seasoning I know. I've tasted instant noodles so many times I can tell the flavor by the sound of powder hitting water. parents sacrificed everything to come to this country to give me a better life. My when l call my mother."I tell her I'm doing fine, but she can hear the tiredness in my voice and she says she's sorry she's not able to do more for me. They told me college would be expensive I just didn't expect to pay an arm and a leg to be a part of this student body. I'm missing office hours because of work. l'm missing work to study because I missed office hours. I'm missing the test because I overslept because I spent all night working They said by going to college I would be working towards mý dreams, now when I go to sleep at night, I don't dream anymore. If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems​

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Alive, Anaconda, and Clock: - bridgetbridgetbridge 1010 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) x3 Hi I have never commented on Reddit before. I made an account just to reply to you. At first after reading your comment, I went back to what I was doing (cleaning molasses I spilled all over the floor), but it was weighing on my heart so I decided to write back to you and clean later. I am a new mom to a baby boy (6 months, he is watching me type this with a sweet, tired expression in his blue eyes--nap time soon). If I ever god forbid had to die and leave this earth when he was still a boy, the last, last, last, last, last thing I would ever want is for him to beat himself up the way you are doing 1) As someone accurately commented, it was not your fault. No one told you the importance and you were a kid (I amm assuming re: scout meeting). So it was completely out of your control and the fact that you went home and made a get well card just shows where your heart was 2) Even if you DID do something selfish (as kids and even adults do when loved ones are sick), your mother absolutely 100 percent would never hold that against you or somehow think that tarnished your relationship. Your connection with her is so much more than the sum of an hour in a hospital room. It's a lifetime of love and devotion and an eternal bond that began while you were still in her womb. If I died and my son wasn't there, honestly I would be GLAD, I would never ever want him to have experience that especially as a little boy. I don't know much about dying clearly as I am alive, but I have several golden memories of son that I know for a fact will be running through my head in my last moments. They are too sweet and sacred to share here, but rest assured they would not be built upon a hurried conversation in a stressful, antisepitc hosptial room. You are beating yourself up for 'missing something which in all likelihood would not have been that pleasant or enjoyable for either one of you. In all reality you didn't 'miss' anything because there was nothing in that room to find that you don't already have---all the love, care, and connection she poured into you from the minute you were born, and all the memories you built over the years I promise you she would want you to celebrate that and to never, ever again feel badly for the uninformed decision you made as a child. Nothing matters more to me than my child's happiness and well-being and I would guess she had the same feelings--so in a way, beating yourself up about this is actually flying in the face of her wishes So please. Feel it for one more minute -watch the clock--then let it go <p>An AskReddit user talks about regretting ignoring his mom before she died, a brand-new redditor comes and makes him feel better. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2oCV213">http://ift.tt/2oCV213</a></p>

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Disney, Jesus, and Life: Hey, Judy. l'd just like to say l'm sorry for the way l behaved in my youth I had a lot of self-doubt and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and agression I was a major jerk. <p><a href="https://proudpos.tumblr.com/post/158527564486/zorilleerrant-whimmy-bam-toggle-woggs" class="tumblr_blog">proudpos</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/158527492499/whimmy-bam-toggle-woggs-cloperella-i-was" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zorilleerrant.tumblr.com/post/158522757867/whimmy-bam-toggle-woggs-cloperella-i-was" class="tumblr_blog">zorilleerrant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whimmy-bam.tumblr.com/post/145280889088">whimmy-bam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toggle-woggs.tumblr.com/post/145247424086">toggle-woggs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cloperella.tumblr.com/post/145222832302">cloperella</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies. <br/>Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. </p> <p>Well done, Disney. </p> </blockquote> <p>Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)</p> </blockquote> <p>This movie is a treasure.</p> </blockquote> <p>Seriously??? He hurt her so badly that she has a compulsive fear of his entire species, plus other symptoms of PTSD (impulsiveness, intense need to be seen as productive/effective, trouble sleeping in new environment, paranoia). She was forced into contact with him without even asking her, in a situation where she had to fear her parents would take his side over hers, especially since she was already having self-esteem and trust issues. He falls back on the cultural myth that childhood is somehow drastically distinct from adulthood, wording his apology in such a way that if she doesn’t accept that he’s a ‘new person’ now, then she’s the jerk. If he really cared, then he would immediately remove himself from her environment after apologizing, even if she accepted it, and not place himself in her presence again without her (<i>not</i> her parents’) explicit invitation.</p> <p>All making him a baker does is reinforce the cultural notion that feminine things are non-threatening, an idea that only has salience because we treat femininity and feminine people as weak and fragile.</p> </blockquote> <p>What the hell is wrong with you?</p> </blockquote> <p>Never underestimate the insane bitterness of some people on this site. Jesus Christ we can’t ever just be nice about anything.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Not only is this bitter beyond belief, it’s almost completely inaccurate. Judy was not traumatized into fearing the entire species of foxes. She explicitly told her fox racist parents that Gideon was just one fox who happened to be a jerk and she didn’t hold that against the entire species. She does has some residual inner prejudice against foxes but that’s to be expected when you’ve been raised to distrust them your entire life. She quickly overcame that prejudice and had compassion on what she thought was Nick and his child.</p><p>And you’re the only one saying that baking is automatically feminine. What the hell is wrong with a male who wants to bake? That sounds awfully sexist to me.</p>

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Ass, Bad, and Funny: BACK STAGE PASS MAGNUM PATREON R-18 COMIC ON WERE BANGME GOONG WHOO0-HOOO! YEAH! BANGME KICKS ASS!! BANG ME BANG BANGME IS JUST THE COOLEST... ..THEY RE LIKE.. SO HECK YE-EAH THEY ARE HEY! WE SHOULD TOTALLY TRY TO GET BACKSTAGE TO SEE THEM MAGNUM ON PATREON A LITTLE WHILE L LATER... THERE'S THE DRÉSSING ROOM BANGME'S GOTTA PROLLY BE IN THERE GEE, PUNKIE ARE YOu SuRE ABOUT THISP THOSE SECURITY GUARDS LOOK KINDA SCAREY HEH HEH NO SWEAT COY KNOW HOW WE CAN DEAL WITH THEM WE'LL JUST FLASH EM A LITTLE SKIN. HEY RELAX COY, GOT JUST THE THING TO HELP US OUT W-WHAT?! I D-DON'T THINK I CAN DO THAT THAT SOUNDS REALLY EMBARRASSING WHAT IS THATP CANDYP HEH HEH, NOPE. IT'S CONFIDENSE. HERE, IT GOES LINDER YO R TONGUE, LIKE THIS H-WEY! WAAY AH MINITE! MAENUM ON PATREDN THERE You GO, LET IT MELT INTO You. MMMPH. FEELS GOOD, RIGHTP WORKS FAST TOO. PLUNKIEP I FEEL STRANGE. IT'S... .YEAH..I KNOW RIGHTP ISN'T IT EXCITING?! HAAAH. IT'S SUCH A FUNNY PLEINGHAAH... IS IT WARM IN HERE? I FEEL IT'S SO.. WARM... L-LIKET'S REALLY HOT ALL OF A SUDDEN... OH! HOLD THAT GIRL MAENUM ON PATREON <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krash-zone.tumblr.com/post/141723353758" target="_blank">krash-zone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://magsama.tumblr.com/post/141566936851" target="_blank">magsama</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Its time….its finaly time…</p> <p>To release <b>PART 1</b> of the long awaited Back Stage Pass.</p> <p>Coy and Punkie just finished watching their favorite band <b>BANG ME!</b> at their concert in Bonneville.  Coy’s never seen anything so cool and when Punkie suggests they make their way to see the band backstage, of course Coy’s smitten with the idea. Too bad it looks like there’s security, but maybe Punkie’s got a trick or two hidden to help “lubricate” the problem.</p> <p>Art and story by me</p> <p>Letters done by the awesome <a href="http://scratch-tastic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><b>Scratch</b></a></p> <p>This comic is completely funded by <a href="https://www.patreon.com/magsama?ty=h" target="_blank"><b>patreon</b> </a>and all extras for it get seen by patreon members. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/magsama?ty=h" target="_blank"> <b>Don’t miss out on being a part of this comic and helping it get made.  Support today!</b></a></p> <p><a href="https://friendship-dreams.myshopify.com/search?type=product&amp;q=mags" target="_blank"><b>Also dont forget to check out the awesome body pillows that go along with this comic.</b></a></p> </blockquote> <p>This will be so hot! ^____^</p> </blockquote>
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