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The most heart warming post you’ll read all day! It brought tears to my eyes.: 2:14 2:13 /TooATraid TOAS u/Live lyfe_happy 2h 1.0k 60 Share May I have 41 karma points please? ki10 butt 1h Do you have a Walmart or other big grocery store near you? I could email you a gift card and you could pick out some things to help until Monday. I'm trying to post on /r/Food_Pantry or /r/Food_Bank and unfortunately you need 300+ karma points and I have 269 I just need a little bit more. I'm not sure if its a rule that you can't ask for points here, but I didn't know where else to ask for them, and this seems like the most appropriate place to ask 41 Live lyfe happy .1h Yes a walmart is down the street from us 43 Edit: I very much appreciate you all for helping me get more then what I needed to post on the subs. This really does go a long way for me. Edit 2: Holy cow, you guys are absolutely mad!!!! Some of you are going through my post history to give me a upvote I really wish I could meet all of you in person to thank you guys. I don't deserve all this kindness ki10butt 1h If you message me where you're located and some things you need, I'll order them and have them ready to be picked up at your local store ki10 butt 9m Okay, I made a Wal-mart grocery order. You'll have groceries available for pickup tomorrow (the 16th) morning by 8-9 am 60 Share x7 BEST COMMENTS ▼ Hope this helps! ki10 butt 1h I don't mean to be nosy, but do you need some help? I don't have a ton of money, but lI feel like doing something nice for a stranger today 4 11 lanynz 4m You guys are so lovely Reply 124 Live_lyfe_happy 1h Yes, my sister is currently pregnant, and ThaToastman 1h Ill do it too, I'm a broke college kid, but you need it more than me.. Add a comment The most heart warming post you’ll read all day! It brought tears to my eyes.

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Count down: spOtlessmiind tiptreecrossing ngmyWayevery vickified: If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? lol yes, so then i can shave. One minute, 37 seconds My legs are shaking. Holy cow, there is no way I can do One minute, 29 secods. I glance around at the faces surrounding the room. Of this. None. course my Meeting would take place in the gross, overcrowded cafeteria. One minute, six seconds Somewhere within these four walls, someone has the exact same countdown on their wrist. They're going through the exact same pressure as me 54 seconds. Mom said I should be excited, not nervous. Yet I still find myself wiping my sweaty palms on my dress. I can't believe she talked me into wearing a dress. I mean, shouldn't my Soul Mate meet me as I normally am? All plain jeans, blah shirts, and wild brown curls? 30 seconds Something deep within me tells me to stand up. I do drawing the attention of my tablemates. They all know too They smile encouragingly up at me. I chew my lip nervously. 25 seconds That same feeling pulls me towards the center of the room. My stomach drops away from me as I take a step in that direction. 20 seconds I continue in that direction. With each step the tempo of my heart picks up. 19. Faster 18. Quicker 17. More rapid. 16. It's racing. Oh my god this is it. The moment my life changes forever My eyes search frantically around the cafeteria, searching for someone who looks as nervous as me. For someone who's heading towards their future with no sense of direction like me. 10 seconds The feeling directs me slightly to the left. I turn to accomodate 5. My heart has given up entirely 4. I stop walking 3. Just waiting left. 2. Everything is about to change. 1. Deep breath. 0000 d 00 h 00 m 00 s Count down

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<p><a href="https://spocksplum.tumblr.com/post/163273897636/deepfriedfuckpotato-quousque" class="tumblr_blog">spocksplum</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://deepfriedfuckpotato.tumblr.com/post/163221636331/quousque-advanced-procrastination" class="tumblr_blog">deepfriedfuckpotato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://quousque.tumblr.com/post/163199667800/advanced-procrastination-captainkirk94" class="tumblr_blog">quousque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://advanced-procrastination.tumblr.com/post/163054556052/captainkirk94-goldenpoc-exomoon" class="tumblr_blog">advanced-procrastination</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://captainkirk94.tumblr.com/post/163037273388/goldenpoc-exomoon-rexpinn-emiria" class="tumblr_blog">captainkirk94</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://goldenpoc.tumblr.com/post/162928600257/exomoon-rexpinn-emiria-theradicalace" class="tumblr_blog">goldenpoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://exomoon.tumblr.com/post/162886990762/rexpinn-emiria-theradicalace" class="tumblr_blog">exomoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rexpinn.tumblr.com/post/162857734914" class="tumblr_blog">rexpinn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://emiria.tumblr.com/post/162835440069/theradicalace-tossingtelevisions-bitch-what" class="tumblr_blog">emiria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://theradicalace.tumblr.com/post/162738794967/tossingtelevisions-bitch-what-the-fuck-what" class="tumblr_blog">theradicalace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tossingtelevisions.tumblr.com/post/161184450472/bitch-what-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">tossingtelevisions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bitch WHAT THE FUCK</p></blockquote> <p>what the FUCK</p> </blockquote> <p>???!!!!??</p> </blockquote> <p>Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY</p> </blockquote> <p>So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?</p> </blockquote> <p>MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.</p> <p>THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.</p> </blockquote> <p>???? what??? the fuck???????</p> </blockquote> <p>“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. </p> <p>Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”</p> </blockquote> <p>Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy</p> </blockquote> <p>I am almost never that impressed with magic tricks on AGT but… Holy cow.</p>: <p><a href="https://spocksplum.tumblr.com/post/163273897636/deepfriedfuckpotato-quousque" class="tumblr_blog">spocksplum</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://deepfriedfuckpotato.tumblr.com/post/163221636331/quousque-advanced-procrastination" class="tumblr_blog">deepfriedfuckpotato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://quousque.tumblr.com/post/163199667800/advanced-procrastination-captainkirk94" class="tumblr_blog">quousque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://advanced-procrastination.tumblr.com/post/163054556052/captainkirk94-goldenpoc-exomoon" class="tumblr_blog">advanced-procrastination</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://captainkirk94.tumblr.com/post/163037273388/goldenpoc-exomoon-rexpinn-emiria" class="tumblr_blog">captainkirk94</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://goldenpoc.tumblr.com/post/162928600257/exomoon-rexpinn-emiria-theradicalace" class="tumblr_blog">goldenpoc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://exomoon.tumblr.com/post/162886990762/rexpinn-emiria-theradicalace" class="tumblr_blog">exomoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rexpinn.tumblr.com/post/162857734914" class="tumblr_blog">rexpinn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://emiria.tumblr.com/post/162835440069/theradicalace-tossingtelevisions-bitch-what" class="tumblr_blog">emiria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://theradicalace.tumblr.com/post/162738794967/tossingtelevisions-bitch-what-the-fuck-what" class="tumblr_blog">theradicalace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tossingtelevisions.tumblr.com/post/161184450472/bitch-what-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">tossingtelevisions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bitch WHAT THE FUCK</p></blockquote> <p>what the FUCK</p> </blockquote> <p>???!!!!??</p> </blockquote> <p>Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY</p> </blockquote> <p>So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?</p> </blockquote> <p>MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.</p> <p>THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.</p> </blockquote> <p>???? what??? the fuck???????</p> </blockquote> <p>“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. </p> <p>Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”</p> </blockquote> <p>Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy</p> </blockquote> <p>I am almost never that impressed with magic tricks on AGT but… Holy cow.</p>
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<p><a href="http://yamcha.tumblr.com/post/163475222624/yamcha-me-sitting-in-the-other-car" class="tumblr_blog">yamcha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yamcha.tumblr.com/post/147872701959/me-sitting-in-the-other-car" class="tumblr_blog">yamcha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me sitting in the other car </p> <figure data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a34ff342361f9637f1e7461b0752182a/tumblr_inline_oasri6RvbE1rwrbt5_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="242"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrsPJrDNJKag"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rsPJrDNJKag?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Holy cow the follow up video</p>: <p><a href="http://yamcha.tumblr.com/post/163475222624/yamcha-me-sitting-in-the-other-car" class="tumblr_blog">yamcha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yamcha.tumblr.com/post/147872701959/me-sitting-in-the-other-car" class="tumblr_blog">yamcha</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me sitting in the other car </p> <figure data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a34ff342361f9637f1e7461b0752182a/tumblr_inline_oasri6RvbE1rwrbt5_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="250" data-orig-height="242"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DrsPJrDNJKag"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rsPJrDNJKag?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Holy cow the follow up video</p>
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