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Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor: feynites Seeing John Mulaney do his 'Robot Test bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler. But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let's make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn't correct without seeming rude. And now supposedly he's committed to killing Batman but he doesn't actually want to be the cause of a mans death so he just obfuscates things with 'clues' and 'riddles' and 'battles of wits' until Batman inevitably defeats him and he's just like 'oh thank god please don't hit me Batman's like 'you need help Nigma' and he's just like 'yeah that's fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?" arkhamkjay @mrsmosby-wannabe only-ten-percent-clever "Hey, Batman, think you've seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you'll never guess what I let loose in there!" feynites "Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?" siraranispleased "l see you there, Batman. And I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing." Source: feynites 90'71 4 notes > ;tiis Im glad there exists a comedian who so perfectly fits tumblrs sense of humor

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butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: somanyofthekids: I just needed to make sure more people saw this. I want those fucking shoes man : Joie DeVEVO @donniemnemonic I HAVE FOUND GOD IN THE UNI BUY AND SELL GROUP uli Spark NZ令 12:09 PM L @ 100%(.)チ Vic Deals 53 mins "I've got a first date coming up with a cutie patootie babe and I don't know what to wear. I think I'll dress meek and demure. I don't want to make a statement" FUCKING WRONG FUCK THEM UP KILL THENM Size 15 rose gold gladiator stilettos for sale DESTORY HIM "Are you Gal Gadot? Are you an amazon? Why is that man worshipping your feet?" YES TO ALL THE ABOVE Shoes are for straight people who play couples tennis and get divorced 0 write a comment (GIF) Oo 3 post couples tennis and get divorced Rose gold gladiator stilettos are for invading Nazi Germany solo and walking out alive BURN THE REICHSTAG Bought from Asia so their "US size 15" is probably a real US size 13 Too delicate for my blunt Nordic hooves so I'm selling them and buying boots to go TRAMPING IN THE WILDERNESS INVADE FIORDLAND FIND THE MOOSE Paid $115 Looking for $80 Will sell for $50 if you include a short fantasy fiction (min 500 words) about woman who can turn into a dragon or a colour illustration of a woman turning into a dragon. SURVIVE THE WINTER OWrite a comment... Oo 3 ost "These shoes are a bold choice for a first date, what if he thinks I'm a slut" BURN HIS FIELDS AND SALT THE LAND YOU ARE THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS YOU ARE THE WHORE OF BABYLON MESSAGE ME 0 Write a comment GF)ⓞ > Oo butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: somanyofthekids: I just needed to make sure more people saw this. I want those fucking shoes man
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