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Crazy, Friends, and Fuck You: RİAVIANG I love the moment when Boromir dies. All he ever did was whine. On to the Two Towers! Back the fuck up. Boromir is one of the greatest characters in the entire trilogy. His mother died when he was 1o years old, leaving him to be shit on by his batshit crazy father, who had severe delusions of grandeur. His ounger brother, whom he loves more than anyone else in Middle Earth, is constantly ridiculed and elittled by his father, while Boromir is put up on a pedestal. He's had to watch countless numbers of his friends die defending a kingless nation that has been slowly declining for the past 3,ooo years. Sauron's forces keep getting stronger, while Gondor's forces keep getting weaker. Boromir knows that his people cannot endure much longer, yet he continues to fight for them. Imagine the guilt and regret that he had to deal with on a daily basis. Imagine the hopelessness that he had to ignore in order to serve a deranged old man and a ruined country. It breaks my heart just thinking about it. And then, Boromir comes into the presence of The Ring. In his eyes, he finally has an opportunity to fulfill his father's expectations. He's been fighting a losing battle against Mordor for so many years that he can't see any other goal besides the defense of his country. He believes that he has finally found the object that can restore his happiness. Then he is told that The Ring must be destroyed; an errand that Boromir believes in his heart to be hopeless. He knows that there is no way nine people can walk up to Mount Doom and toss The Ring in. He believes that they are all going to their doom. When Boromir tries to take The Ring, it isn't because he is greedy/corrupted, it's because he doesn't want to leave his people to die. He wants to know that he spent all those years fighting for a reason. And when Frodo refuses him and runs away, that's when Boromir finally realizes that he has become the man he hates the most: his father But the amazing thing is, Boromir doesn't give up. Even though he believes that he has failed the entire Fellowship, he goes on to defend Merry and Pippin from the Uruk-Hai, sacrificing himself in the process. He admits to Aragorn what he has done and that in trying to save his people, he has brought forth their demise. But Aragorn promises him that he will not let that happen. Finally, for the first time in his life, Boromir has hope. He has hope that his people will survive and his country will return to it's former glory. And then he dies That right there, is one of the saddest moments in the entire trilogy. Fuck you
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Crime, Fake, and Party: 0.09 K/s 100% 17:28 reddit USE APP A: Literally nothing. It's the same as debating someone's motivation in a crime. Republicans and Russia support fake "progressive" groups for a reason: it works. It worked in 2000 and it worked in 2016. The purpose is to divide Democrats and to give Trump shills a way to attack Democrats while not seeming like they are supporting Trump It's very handy for them in online forums. Just say "I'm a progessive" and gain a free pass to attack Democratic candidates. Some useful idiots may even help you Whether these fake "progressives" actually believe what they're saying (and that's dubious), or whether they are Trump supporters/Russiabots that are trolling, makes no difference. Their political effect is exactly the same. They harm Democrats and get men like Trump elected If fact, I'm going to go a step farther and say that they're more effective at harming Democrats than any other method. While a liberal person won't listen to a conservative that's spewing hate speech, they might listen to someone who says their candidate isn't liberal enough. It speaks to their honest motivations. They want the world to improve for everyone in it What is the fake progressive's solution? Take a vote away from a Democrat and throw it away on a third party. Or, don't vote at all, because they're all the same. Where else have I heard that both sides are the same? From the side that benefits from hopelessness and confusion among voters Maybe they actually believe that throwing a tantrum (and their vote away) is more important than getting Trump out of office. don't care and you shouldn't either. Motivation is a fiction. It's heresay. What you do is all that matters, and what these people do is the work of Republicans. They win elections for Republicans by attacking and dividing Democrats. They are Trump supporters in every way that matters. Kick and scream all you want; we'd rather you just didn't support What the actual fuck
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Clothes, Definitely, and Fake: 2 3h l'(m) 19, was 18 and she was (f)73. O.M.G it was incomparable my first seizure orgasm. I would do!!lanything!!! to get that again ou asked and I deliver She is my grandmother's friend who has known me since I could stumble (walk (tod- dler)) and has watched me grow into a young man (quite handsome if I do say so my self ("straitens his tie")). She saw me last year at my grandmother's 80th in my suit ("straitens tie again") and proceeded to give me compli- Reply26 2h woahhh definitely gonna need a story there bud had (hooray!) She then asked to "sigh" see it. I sad no and she threatened to tell my parents that I tried to grope her. So out of fear and hopelessness, we went to the cloke room (insert the sexual encounter) become ( +10 ego) and proceded to start the all to familiar throwaway line" If I where (insert years here) years younger". I laughed it off and thought nothing of it at the time. Later on, in the party (start time: 5:00 pm. Later in the party time: 10:00 pm) I got chatting to her again.l asked what she may have taught/done with me when I was little, catching up stuff. She talked about the times we went to the beach and, how I wasn't fond of clothes (are any kids at that age?) And how my "embarrassing tone" penis was on display (uhh yeah no shit. I was naked!). She then (slightly intoxicatedly) asked if it had grown (ok she was pissed). And low and behold it Looking back on it I can see how this is considered rape and not sex. But it turns into sex when I go back for... "sigh" more (I'm a big fat whore( and she was too good to give up) Reply Vote GrandAtZero Now Now this does sound fake as all hell. With a touch of cringe. Reply1 3 What's kept in a cloke room?
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Clothes, Definitely, and Fake: 2 3h l'(m) 19, was 18 and she was (f)73. O.M.G it was incomparable my first seizure orgasm. I would do!!lanything!!! to get that again ou asked and I deliver She is my grandmother's friend who has known me since I could stumble (walk (tod- dler)) and has watched me grow into a young man (quite handsome if I do say so my self ("straitens his tie")). She saw me last year at my grandmother's 80th in my suit ("straitens tie again") and proceeded to give me compli- Reply26 2h woahhh definitely gonna need a story there bud had (hooray!) She then asked to "sigh" see it. I sad no and she threatened to tell my parents that I tried to grope her. So out of fear and hopelessness, we went to the cloke room (insert the sexual encounter) become ( +10 ego) and proceded to start the all to familiar throwaway line" If I where (insert years here) years younger". I laughed it off and thought nothing of it at the time. Later on, in the party (start time: 5:00 pm. Later in the party time: 10:00 pm) I got chatting to her again.l asked what she may have taught/done with me when I was little, catching up stuff. She talked about the times we went to the beach and, how I wasn't fond of clothes (are any kids at that age?) And how my "embarrassing tone" penis was on display (uhh yeah no shit. I was naked!). She then (slightly intoxicatedly) asked if it had grown (ok she was pissed). And low and behold it Looking back on it I can see how this is considered rape and not sex. But it turns into sex when I go back for... "sigh" more (I'm a big fat whore( and she was too good to give up) Reply Vote GrandAtZero Now Now this does sound fake as all hell. With a touch of cringe. Reply1 3 ("straitens his tie"))
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Funny, Love, and Music: @LukeChivers95 When of the lads is going out wae a bird called Rihanna Danny Hghfield why you inviting us lad? You should be making her feel lke she's the eny girlin the world She into S8M Tbi im happy for G He's found love in a hopeless pace I need the boys to pon De dance Luke Fry And don't be having ary Wid Thoughts Giwin And don't be haeving any Wid Thoughts Gwin Danny Highfield Fuck sake haha I hate that love you guys So tunny Dany Hghfield Fuck sake haha Ihate that love 02-UK 4G 23:42 @ 68%( - Captain Jev Sparrow Cam, Danny, Darren, Jev, Kieran, Lewis Sam Gill If anyone fancies coming and meeting me and Rihanna come Box tonight x 22:19 Luke Fry Rihanna hahaa 22:19 She brought her umbrella lad Danny Highfield Why you inviting us lad? You should be making her feel like she's the only girl in the world Sam Gill I need the boys to pon De dance floor xx 22:20 Luke Fry I'll come but you can shut up and rive 22 20 Danny Highfield Treat her with respect, don't be a rude boy boy boy boy 22-21 That's it, we've lost Gill now innit Man down, rom poppa Pom Pom Dom poppa Pom Pom 2223 Luke Fry Yeah and make sure you get her to work work work work tomorrow 22:24 Danny Highfield Happened to that bird you went on a date with other day? Oh nana what her name? 22:26 Cam Bolland She into S&M Tbf I'm happy for Gill He's found love in a hopeless place 22:26 22-27 22-27 Will she be unfaithful? 23:11 Luke Fry Does she love the way you lie? Danny Highfield Take a bow fry, that was good Jev AUS You got that California king ready for her Gill? 23 30 Just make sure she doesn't do owt too freaky and give you disturbia 337 Luke Fry And don't be having any Wild Thoughts Gilwin 23:38 Danny Highfield Fuck sake haha I hate that I love you guys So funny 23:39 When you're out, make sure they don't stop the music 23 39 And then when you're banging her, make sure you ask her "what's my name?" 23:40 v does this count
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Anaconda, Confused, and Internet: Aneccotal evidence reliable? One man says "yes" A STUDY CONDUCTED YESTERDAY by a man on himself concluded that self-reported anecdotal evidence is, in fact, both reliable and relevant. The landmark study, conducted by Mark Mattingly of Virginia Beach in his apartment, concluded with 100% accuracy that data collected from personal experience can disprove other data conducted by reputable scientific institutions, thereby proving once and for all that "statistics can't be trusted" In a press release Mr. Mattingly took aim at his detractors saying that "...this study shows what I've been telling people on the internet for years: all your fancy evidence and statistics don't mean nothing in the real world. A frequenter of internet forums, comment sections, and social media, Mr. Mattingly recounts that he was inspired to undertake the study when someone reportedly kept insisting that he provide evidence for his claims. "I think everyone's entitled to an opinion, and that my opinion is worth just as much as anyone else's" Mr. Matingly said. Mr: Mattingly in his apartment looking all smug. Academic types have criticised the study, and papers who are publishing it, saying that it lacks everything and makes no sense. When shown the study, Emeritus Professor James Albrecht of Carnegie Mellon University looked all confused and hopeless before making pining, guttural sounds. Mr. Mattingly has responded saying that this is just the first of many studies he intends to conduct, and that a meta-analysis of people who have opinions and anecdotal experiences independent of controls, methodological rigor, blinding and peer review are soon to be published, adding further weight to his initial findings. Published Saturday 22 February 2014 by yourlogicalfallacyis.com/anecdotal Photo: Weasello
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Anaconda, Confused, and Internet: Aneccotal evidence reliable? One man says "yes" A STUDY CONDUCTED YESTERDAY by a man on himself concluded that self-reported anecdotal evidence is, in fact, both reliable and relevant. The landmark study, conducted by Mark Mattingly of Virginia Beach in his apartment, concluded with 100% accuracy that data collected from personal experience can disprove other data conducted by reputable scientific institutions, thereby proving once and for all that "statistics can't be trusted" In a press release Mr. Mattingly took aim at his detractors saying that "...this study shows what I've been telling people on the internet for years: all your fancy evidence and statistics don't mean nothing in the real world. A frequenter of internet forums, comment sections, and social media, Mr. Mattingly recounts that he was inspired to undertake the study when someone reportedly kept insisting that he provide evidence for his claims. "I think everyone's entitled to an opinion, and that my opinion is worth just as much as anyone else's" Mr. Matingly said. Mr: Mattingly in his apartment looking all smug. Academic types have criticised the study, and papers who are publishing it, saying that it lacks everything and makes no sense. When shown the study, Emeritus Professor James Albrecht of Carnegie Mellon University looked all confused and hopeless before making pining, guttural sounds. Mr. Mattingly has responded saying that this is just the first of many studies he intends to conduct, and that a meta-analysis of people who have opinions and anecdotal experiences independent of controls, methodological rigor, blinding and peer review are soon to be published, adding further weight to his initial findings. Published Saturday 22 February 2014 by yourlogicalfallacyis.com/anecdotal Photo: Weasello
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