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onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this. : r/AskReddit What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie? RamsesThePigeon 13d, 17h Just up the street from my apartment in San Francisco, there was one of those fast food restaurants that was either a KFC or a Taco Bell, depending on the angle from which it was viewed. The establishment was a frequent stopping point for students coming from the nearby college... and those students were a frequent target for a remarkably bright crow Now, on most days, the bird in question would just hang around the restaurant (as well as other ones nearby) and scavenge for scraps. Every once in a while, though - I saw this happen twice, and had it happen to me once - it would enact a much more complex scheme than simply going through the gutter: The crow had apparently discovered that money could be exchanged for food, so it would wait until it saw a likely mark, squawk at them to get their attention, then pick up and drop a coin. Anyone who responded would witness the bird hopping a few feet away, then following its "victim" toward the source of its next snack. When the crow approached me, it dropped a nickel on the ground. I stooped, picked up the coin, and then jumped slightly when the bird made a noise that sounded not unlike "Taco!' Needless to say, I bought that crow a taco. The final out-of-pocket cost for me, minus the nickel, was something like >l.T5. Even so, I figured a bird that smart deserved a reward simply for existing Of course, that was probably exactly what I was supposed to think. TL;DR: A crow paid me five cents to buy it a taco. onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.

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more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here: toggl.com YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A So LET'S POP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE IT TAKES TO TECH COMPANY? KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING: KITCHEN FOUNTAIN OFFICE OF NINJA Qurifed GROWTH OUTDO LAND 9HAXIMUM lead ENPUTO 3 CFO developer face PRODUCT 5 LEAD Snace free REVELATION FRONT EN6 1) 0BM/SEO LEADGEN CAMP SUPPORT (8 CEO NERF GUN WAR ZONE 2 CUSTOMER SOCIAL MEDIA HIPSTER incoming tickets 10 SERVERS IN-HOUSE DESIGNER 11 BACKEND 9ENGINEER 15 MART VIRKUS THE CAST овм/SEO 1) LEADGEN 2 CUSTOMER Front line troops with nerves of steel. Customer support Black wizards of the Internet, skilled in the dark art of commandos have an uncanny ability to say "no" without it sounding like "no". Mostly peaceful. generating clicks, traffic and conversions. What, you think you found this comic by chance? 3 CFO HIPSTER The vault keeper. Tasked with maintaining fiscal responsibility. Also has to say "no" a lot, but lets silly expense requests slide occasionally to maintain peace and illusion of democracy Communicates in GIFS exclusively Social media hipsters are the only people who think "tweeting" counts as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to endorse it relentlessly). 6FRONT-N DEVS 5 LEAD A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in backend vocab. Heavily into classic rock or gangsta rap (or both). Obscurity of their hobbies is only matched by that of their T-shirt slogans. The buck stops here. Has keyboard shortcuts for phrases like "do it", "how hard can it be?" and "no." Not very peaceful. </Head Bady В СЕо OFFICE A.K.A. "The Big Cheese" CEOS feel most comfortable Ever wonder where your plane tickets, free snacks and gadgets come from? That's the work of an Office Ninja. The best Ninjas operate when facing challenges, so expect big changes (or a surprise product launch) when things start working too smoothly without ever being noticed. 9 KEND 10 SERVERS The non-glamorous techie. A watchful protector and a silent knight they keep the business up and running. He's the hero the company deserves (but not the one it needs) The only ones working 24/7. Go servers! 11) DESIGNER Arare beast, as most creatives prefer to roam free, hopping from one project to another. It's best to give them creative control to reduce chance of escape or violent rebellion. toggl.com Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

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sorairo-deizu: valiantlyrainybouquet: tinysaurus-rex: saffarren: dinnermess: hiyokoifish: thered498cp: celticpyro: vividroute: jurvektheblogsmer: NooOOO Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away! oh my god thank you phoenix wright yeah those aren’t bunny tracks. Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning? Feel free to explain that. I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds. The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow. Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps. In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon. These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight! Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨ : RIP Bunny sorairo-deizu: valiantlyrainybouquet: tinysaurus-rex: saffarren: dinnermess: hiyokoifish: thered498cp: celticpyro: vividroute: jurvektheblogsmer: NooOOO Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away! oh my god thank you phoenix wright yeah those aren’t bunny tracks. Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning? Feel free to explain that. I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds. The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow. Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps. In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon. These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight! Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

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onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this. : r/AskReddit What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie? RamsesThePigeon 13d, 17h Just up the street from my apartment in San Francisco, there was one of those fast food restaurants that was either a KFC or a Taco Bell, depending on the angle from which it was viewed. The establishment was a frequent stopping point for students coming from the nearby college... and those students were a frequent target for a remarkably bright crow Now, on most days, the bird in question would just hang around the restaurant (as well as other ones nearby) and scavenge for scraps. Every once in a while, though - I saw this happen twice, and had it happen to me once - it would enact a much more complex scheme than simply going through the gutter: The crow had apparently discovered that money could be exchanged for food, so it would wait until it saw a likely mark, squawk at them to get their attention, then pick up and drop a coin. Anyone who responded would witness the bird hopping a few feet away, then following its "victim" toward the source of its next snack. When the crow approached me, it dropped a nickel on the ground. I stooped, picked up the coin, and then jumped slightly when the bird made a noise that sounded not unlike "Taco!' Needless to say, I bought that crow a taco. The final out-of-pocket cost for me, minus the nickel, was something like >l.T5. Even so, I figured a bird that smart deserved a reward simply for existing Of course, that was probably exactly what I was supposed to think. TL;DR: A crow paid me five cents to buy it a taco. onyourleftbooob: nadiaoxford: I don’t have a hard time believing this.

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Get u a HUMAN who love u like this. A girl who gon lay on top of u and not keep her hands off u. Someone touchy feely to the past annoying point. U feel me? MEN WE ARE LIKE DOGS IF SOMEONE DON’T CONSTANTLY PET US WE NOT GON REACH OUR FULL LOVING POTENTIAL THIS WHY IF U PET A DOG CONSTANTLY HE GON GREET U BY HOPPING ALL OVER U AND NIPPING U - LADIES IF U DO THIS TO YA MAN HE WILL HOP ALL OVER U 😂 - IF U READING THIS LIKE “he don’t deserve it 😞” THEN FIX IT OR MOVE ON! THIS THE TYPE OF LOVE EVERYONE DESERVE! GOD PUT DOGS ON EARTH AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT’S POSSIBLE. MAY ALL OF U EXPERIENCE THIS TYPE OF LOVE BLESS UP 😊 (“wowwww smash really in his feelings this morning, who hurt you??” BIH. LEMME JUST REFLECT ON LOVE. DON’T WORRY ABOUT MY EX 😂. REMEMBER THAT THE PEOPLE THAT BEEN HURT THE MOST ARE THE PEOPLE CAPABLE OF HURTING THE MOST. PRAY FOR YOUR EXES. ASK GOD TO GUIDE THEM AND BLESS THEM - THEY DESERVE HAPPINESS TOO, I PROMISE U, AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, IF THEY GET INTO STABLE RELATIONSHIPS, THEY WILL END THE CYCLE OF HURT. MAY NOT BE WITH U BUT IF IT’S WITH SOMEONE, THE UNIVERSE IS BETTER OFF BC IT’S MORE BALANCED. BLESS UP! ❤️): Get yourself a dog that loves you like this. aDrSmashlove Get u a HUMAN who love u like this. A girl who gon lay on top of u and not keep her hands off u. Someone touchy feely to the past annoying point. U feel me? MEN WE ARE LIKE DOGS IF SOMEONE DON’T CONSTANTLY PET US WE NOT GON REACH OUR FULL LOVING POTENTIAL THIS WHY IF U PET A DOG CONSTANTLY HE GON GREET U BY HOPPING ALL OVER U AND NIPPING U - LADIES IF U DO THIS TO YA MAN HE WILL HOP ALL OVER U 😂 - IF U READING THIS LIKE “he don’t deserve it 😞” THEN FIX IT OR MOVE ON! THIS THE TYPE OF LOVE EVERYONE DESERVE! GOD PUT DOGS ON EARTH AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT’S POSSIBLE. MAY ALL OF U EXPERIENCE THIS TYPE OF LOVE BLESS UP 😊 (“wowwww smash really in his feelings this morning, who hurt you??” BIH. LEMME JUST REFLECT ON LOVE. DON’T WORRY ABOUT MY EX 😂. REMEMBER THAT THE PEOPLE THAT BEEN HURT THE MOST ARE THE PEOPLE CAPABLE OF HURTING THE MOST. PRAY FOR YOUR EXES. ASK GOD TO GUIDE THEM AND BLESS THEM - THEY DESERVE HAPPINESS TOO, I PROMISE U, AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, IF THEY GET INTO STABLE RELATIONSHIPS, THEY WILL END THE CYCLE OF HURT. MAY NOT BE WITH U BUT IF IT’S WITH SOMEONE, THE UNIVERSE IS BETTER OFF BC IT’S MORE BALANCED. BLESS UP! ❤️)
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