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Ass, Creepy, and Cum: Hotel fun I want us to be in a hotel room As soon as we get in there I want to push you up against the door and start making out with you I'd hold your hands above your head and push my hips into you I then want you to push me onto a chair You'll get on top of me and continue to make out with me You'd start to take your top off You'd put your boobs in my face but wouldn't let me use my hands You'd carry on making out with me You'd get up off the chair with your ass facing me You'd start to take your trousers off while teasing me by showing me how big your ass is You'd then start rubbing your ass up against me You'd start to take my top off and give my neck some kisses working your way down my chest l'd then pick you up and take you over to the bed I'd start by making out with you I'd then make my way down your neck, to your boobs l'd carry on down to your pussy where l'd kiss over your thong While holding on to your massive ass I'd kiss the inside of your thighs and make my way down your legs I'd kiss all over your feet You'd rub your foot over my dick while I kissed the other l'd make my way back up to your pussy where l'd use my mouth to take off your thong l'd then eat your pussy While I'm eating your pussy you'd run your hands through my hair You'd pull me up to your mouth to give you some kisses After a while you'd push me back onto the chair You'd put yourself on to my dick which will be rock hard for you l'd have my hands all over your ass, where we'd start of slow before getting quicker and quicker I want you to cum all over my dick and tell me where you want me to cum As a poster on some lewd subreddits (on a separate account), I tend to get quite a few creepy PMs. This one is almost impressive though, there's not a single punctuation mark in this whole thing.
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Children, Head, and Moms: 1 64% l Sprint LTE 2:39 PM Posts 68 likes ilee Five years ago I was FEARED up. I wouldn't even consider spending money, taking off work and finding childcare to atternd DOTERRA's Global Convention in Salt Lake City. I had it in my head that mom's didn't leave their children for work trips. I had it in my head that you had to make money in your business before spending money for your business. I thought my husband would instantly shoot the idea down. attended the Global Convention for the first time in 2016 understood why my mentors suggested I get there! I have been every year since and will head out tomorrow for my 4th year in a row! When I finally The truth is - you can leave your husband and kids and travel for work. It's good for them. - there will be investments to make. When I finally got serious about my business I realized that buying a flight, hotel room, and ticket to convention was pennies compared to what I could earn! I also learned that my husband actually wondered why I hadn't gone that first year. He was on board! With every business All of my fears were LIES. . Tomorrow I head to Salt Lake City to learn about the 13 new products DOTERRA is releasing, hear about more science happening in the world of essential oils, celebrate all the good things we are doing in this world and spend time with people who are aligned with my passions and values. time to fill up my cup. It's #doterraconvention #togetherconvention #saltlakecityherewecome #fearisaliar View all 7 comments 3 days agn DoTerra convention currently happening in Salt Lake City. This is so cringe.

DoTerra convention currently happening in Salt Lake City. This is so cringe.

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Apparently, Fire, and Fucking: l Verizon @ 59% 6:37 PM T'm staying in a notel in a Sketchy neignbornood, been here on and off for a year now. Yesterday was my first day off after a long week and I wake up, take a shower, get dressed, sit down on my bed and start taking bong rips of bud to start my day. The smoke looked cool hanging in the dead air so I kept taking huge hits and blowing them around the room. I smoked way too much. I'm laying back, peacefully chilling, when my silence is interupted by the smoke alarm suddenly going off. Super loud. Hotel room smoke alarms are meant not to just wake you in case of a fire, but the entire fucking neighborhood as well apparently. Panic sets in. My only option to shut the thing up is open the front door and let the smoke out or destroy the thing. My deposit in mind, I decided to open the front door. By the time I did a neighbor who was outside smoking was already standing there looking in wondering if there's a fire. He was immediately met with a wall of smoke from a different kind of fire. As were all my neighbors who were now peeking out their doors and gathering over by mine. I hope these fuckers are cool I remember thinking. Upon realizing I had set off the alarm with marijuana smoke. All by myself. My neighbor begins laughing and yells to everyone that it's nothing to worry about, I smoked so much I set off the alarm. The clapping started somewhere behind me, about 5 doors back and quickly spread amongst the neighbors upstairs and down. So there I was, eyes glowing red, standing by an open door still billowing smoke with a smoke alarm going off and a group of people applauding me. I took a bow as they proclaimed me the king of the stoners. It was a great moment in budget lodge historv. Perhaps the greatest. 728 77 Share Award Add a comment King of the stoners
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Apparently, Drugs, and Fire: Hotels 4 hours ago drugs I'm staying in a hotel in a sketchy neighborhood, been here on and off for a year now. Yesterday was my first day off after a long week and I wake up, take a shower, get dressed, sit down on my bed and start taking bong rips of bud to start my day. The smoke looked cool hanging in the dead air so Ikept taking huge hits and blowing them around the room. I smoked way too much. I'm laying back peacefully chilling, when my silence is interupted by the smoke alarm suddenly going off. Super loud. Hotel room smoke alarms are meant not to just wake you in case of a fire, but the entire fucking neighborhood as well apparently. Paric sets in. My only option to shut the thing up is open the front door and let the smoke out or destroy the thing9 My deposit in mind, I decided to open the front door. By the time I did a neighbor who was outside smoking was already standing there looking in wondering if there's a fire. He was immedately met with a wall of smoke from a different kind of fire. As were all my neighbors who were now peeking out their doors and gathering over by mine. I hope these fuckers are cool I remember thinking. Upon realizing I had set off the alarm with marijuana smoke. All by myself. My neighbor begins laughing and yells to everyone that it's nothing to worry about, I smoked so much I set off the alarm. The clapping started somewhere behind me, about 5 doors back and quickly spread amongst the neighbors upstairs and down. So there I was, eyes glowing red, standing by an open door still billowing smoke with a smoke alarm going off and a group of people applauding me. I took a bow as they proclaimed me the king of the stoners. It was a great moment in budget lodge history. Perhaps the greatest. Smoked so much weed at the hotel setting off the fire alarm
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Hotel, Can, and You: When you can’t find a fork in the hotel room (OP)

When you can’t find a fork in the hotel room (OP)

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Crime, Hotel, and Thought: Got to my hotel room and thought I was staying at a recent homicide crime scene...

Got to my hotel room and thought I was staying at a recent homicide crime scene...

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Stephen, The Shawshank Redemption, and The Shining: In The Shawshank Redemption - Red’s cell number is 237, the same number as the haunted hotel room in The Shining, another Stephen King adaptation.

In The Shawshank Redemption - Red’s cell number is 237, the same number as the haunted hotel room in The Shining, another Stephen King adapt...

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Disney, Disney World, and Windows: articuECLE This Disney World hotel room has black out curtains for the windows but none for the door.

This Disney World hotel room has black out curtains for the windows but none for the door.

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Shower, Smooth, and Hotel: Real smooth to have a window in a shower in this hotel room

Real smooth to have a window in a shower in this hotel room

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Shower, Hotel, and This: was going to have a shower in this hotel room when I discovered this absolute blunder

was going to have a shower in this hotel room when I discovered this absolute blunder

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