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I really like some of these.: WIZARU speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green. speedoweedo elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. ndiecity What else? WIZARD speedoweedo the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last year can you let me talk to him" and the seance person would be like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN. He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite speedoweedo foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. simon-newman Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the subject I never studied in my life* Me: How the f*ck do we know this? Brain: I don't know! Both: *Screaming* lolpics/AstroFunny I really like some of these.
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A treasure trove of trivia: speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo ndiecity speedoweedo speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. What else? o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to vitamin A poisoning o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was intended to be a medicine o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which he believed caused health problems o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap me each day o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described ichthyophobe A treasure trove of trivia
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Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjasonwitten82): 14 YEARS MEMORIES FOREVER By Jason Witten Nearly 14 years ago to the day I arrived in Dallas. I was a new member of the Dallas Football Cowboys via the 69th pick in the 2003 NFL Draft was as green as any 20year old Tennessee boy could be, carrying the excitement of a little kid on Christmas Day. anxiously awaited the unique privilege given to me by Mr. Jerry Jones to participate in my first NFL mini-camp. This was an exciting time for I had dreamed about it my entire life. As my heart pounded, I got off the plane. grabbed my luggage and headed for the shuttle, eagerly waiting for the next morning to arrive and my journey as a Dallas Cowboy to begin! Little did I know, that in this short 5-mile ride, the most special relationship in my professional career was sitting next to me and about to begin. On the shuttle that day was a young bright-eyed QB from a small D1 AA school, undrafted, and this sort of Huck Finn way about him. There we were-just two kids on the bus, setting out to chase our dream The days following that now famous shuttle ride were not easy...mostly spent being on the receiving end of colorful language from legendary coach Bill P Truth be told, there were many days over the next 168 months of the relationship that were faced with extreme challenges from people inside and outside of our league. However, knowing what l know now, I must say that there is no one and I mean no one-l would have rather had next to me on this journey other than Tony Romo. After taking a few days to reflect and collect my thoughts,lthought it was fitting and felt a desire to share some thoughts about Tony and why will forever be grateful to A9 and his entire fami ly-Candice, Hawk and Rivers While history might remember 9 for the wins and losses, as a Houdini like playmaker, the epic 4th quarter comebacks, the lack of playoff wins, or the Brett Favre-esque no look passes, will always remember much more. No man can write his own history, and I tend to believe that over time the historians will remember Tony as one of the great signalcallers of his era. For me, I will remember that ultra-driven athlete who worked his tail off to learn how to perfect the proper throwing motion. The player who would stand at the chalk board tirelessly thinking through and dissecting how to block-up a brutal Jim Johnson blitz. A guy who would take command at the line of scrimmage with the authority of a S-star miitary general all while having the charisma of Joe Namath and the competitive fire of Michael Jordan. Tony would break down the nuances of a route tree as if he was the wide-out. Ultimately, he became a player that would set the highest standard for himself, because he knew it would create higher expectations for all of those around him. Players had to play better and coaches had to coach better. Most fondly, I will remember aman with a big heart, who loved to include others and took a great sense of pride in watching them enjoy the fruits of his labor. A man with an infectious personality and a contagious smile and wonderful sons-I know how proud they are proud of their pop It brings a smile to my face knowing that Tony wahave more time with his boys as they come of age. am certain their lives will be better for it, because, with 9 as your pilot, you feel as if you can conquer the world. I know I sure felt that way 9, I am forever grateful to have had you as my QB. Your God.given talent and ability has positively impacted not just my life, but my entire family. lam proud to call you my dear friend and brother for life. Thank you for always believing in me, and I wish you all the best in the next chapter-cheers!! Your Tight End. 82 realjasonwitten82 Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjasonwitten82)

Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realj...

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