When your dog wants to be the only baby in the house 😂
Special thanks to: https://www.instagram.com/konabears/
(Wherein @TheRitaMoreno did an insane hip-hop tribute to me, Bronx sideways hat and all, and @aishatyler brought down the house as h...
True though.. 😂💯 https://t.co/sTqqf1LpZV
Facts! 😂💯 https://t.co/WU0FwxjHIk
BREAKING: Activists are holding a fiesta at racist Aaron Schlossberg's apartment building!
Manhattan lawyer Aaron Schlossberg’s racist rant...
Smh so petty
When the pizza guy gets out of his car and doesn't know which house to go to
The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media...we will find out who they...
list of 80 summer date ideas, 49 of which are less than $20! have fun this summer https://t.co/dXZYYLhe1u
From the desk of Michael Blackson😂💀 @MichaelBlackson https://t.co/IDcK3lyEP5
😂😂👇 The Original She Wants The D
True though.. 🤷♂️😂 https://t.co/nyHjB01SOJ
Pictured: Daniel Craig signing on to do the next James Bond movie even though he said he'd rather slash his wrists.
Facts! 😂🤦♂️ https://t.co/VJQXXZpEfl
Don't shoot at the unwanted weathers please.
By Obvious Plant
We cannot be complacent! We have to FIGHT and WIN in the mid-term elections. I want to know, how are you going to help me ensure a win for t...
Anon's mom comes home early
YES. #HIMYM https://t.co/tqxdErVDQd
Gotta get em back.. 🤷♂️😂 https://t.co/EAbCcyfRkU
My sisters cat likes being pulled around on this mat and would notice I would pick up trash around the house. So he started doing this to ge...
I have a problem and I'm working on it
Sam Darnold looks like he was conceived in a frat house during rush week. https://t.co/waL4zD01dq
This morning @JanetDacal sent me this email that I once sent the entire Heights company. It was my pre-show Heights ritual. It’s REALLY spec...