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Bad, Fake, and News: @realDonaldTrump
The so-called leaks
coming out of the
White House are a
massive Over
exaggeration put
out by the Fake News
Media in order to
make us look as bad
as possible. With that
being said, leakers are
traitors and cowards,
and WE WILL FIND
OUT WHO THEY ARE!
OMISES
PRON
The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media...we will find out who they are!
The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media...we will find out who they...
Funny, James Bond, and Money: tHEy DROVE A DUMP TRUCKFULL
OF MONEy toMy HOUSE.
IM NOT MADE OFSTONE.
Pictured: Daniel Craig signing on to do the next James Bond movie even though he said he'd rather slash his wrists.
Pictured: Daniel Craig signing on to do the next James Bond movie even though he said he'd rather slash his wrists.
Animals, Dank, and Ex's: WACKY WEATHER
TORNADO SAFETY
DOs AND DON'Ts
DON'T...
Stand outside
holding a pair of
nunchucks yelling
"BRING IT ON,
ASSHOLE!"
Seek
shelter
Use a series of
electric wind fans
to try and steer the
tornado towards
your ex's house.
Stay away
from windows
Try to stab the tornado
Bring animals with a wooden stake.
That is vampires.
You are thinking
of vampires.
indoors
Listen for
weather
updates
Get attached.
The tornado will
eventually leave you just
like everything else in
your miserable life.
Don't shoot at the unwanted weathers please.
By Obvious Plant
Don't shoot at the unwanted weathers please. By Obvious Plant
4chan, Pressure, and Run: I think my mom hates me now
05/01/18(Tue)09:45:22 No.45063338
ok so I really fucked up, here is
waht happened
>recently got a new interest in
stimulating my prostate
210 KB JPG
finger my anus alot
>today I wanted to try
something new
>go into backyard when mummy and daddy
are at work
>find the yard hose and squat to spread my
cheeks
>start spraying my anus
it feels really good
>l do this for a few minutes and increase
water pressure
>my dick is hard now
my dog comes out of the house and starts
licking my leg
>it starts licking my balls and shaft too
>at this point I'm really close to orgasm
>suddenly my dog starts staring at something
>l remember my mom brought dog to work
I look up and my mom is staring at me from
the living room window
I pull my wet pants up and just run away
I'm hiding under a bridge right now and I'm
scared to go home.
Anon's mom comes home early
Anon's mom comes home early
