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It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

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This is Taylor. Im allergic to cats, Ill let reddit decide: Taylor Today 11:30 AM All my life I've been told that everyman needs a good tailor.. now I realize they've been spelling it wrong this entire time Today 12:06 PM I love it E Hey there Today 1:01 PM You must be a dork. I was not expecting that to work haha Today 5:18 PM I am indeed Today 5:43 PM Day1 on tinder for me. What do you reccomend after a successful pickup line? 21 questions? Sexual innuen- dos? Snapchat? I wanna know what you reccomend. It's for science Today 6:09 PM For science aye Talk lol uhhhhh keep being you ? So about me, I'm adorable af. Leaving for the Basic Traini Today 7.08 PM Lol nice dude Today 8:03 PM Should be fun, but l'd rather talk about Taylor. Tell me something you're most proud of Today 9:16 PM Myself haha. Im proud of how I keep pushing forward no matter what life throws at me lol I'm proud of myself for surviving this summer working the most kick ass internship ever at house of blues and two other jobs basically lol. That's awesome, you're self confidence radiates and that's so attractive. Never lose that, no matter what the fuckboys tell you I destroy the fuckboyshehe Really love your tats. And find you interesting af already haha I'm so into your 2nd picture, you look so exhausted but incredibly sexy at the same time. Please tell me that cat is yours why thank you. It was captioned Satan is always watching" haha That little cats name is.. Satan and he is one of mine haha. Tell me about all the animals Simon is grey and clings to me Travis is black and white he loves EVERYONE. Precious is a talkative Siamese. Satan is a satanic orange fluff ball. And dobby is the house elf I mean morkie. He's like a little derpy chicken nugget. You are success-driven dorky Cat-Lady You're a Why thank you sir Cats are rad lol And the morkie is pretty rad sometimes too lol I want to superman jump onto your bed and hang out with the whole gang, mainly Satan though. That's not even a ploy to get into your pants. Lol satan is one little shit. If you can get him to like you I'll be impressed lol. wouldn't mind ya joining tho. What dorky movie you got lined up Oh my what a choice Step brothers So random, let's do it YAAAASSSSS BOATSANDHOES Created with Stitch & Share! This is Taylor. Im allergic to cats, Ill let reddit decide
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's new edit! Ty 32 K😁🙏💕💗❤💛😇 'Excuse me,who are you?' 'Dobby,sir.Dobby the house elf'. -^-♡-^- Hello guys! I'm back with a new edit for all of you. I will choose the winner from my GiveAway after 2 days so keep an eye opened,you have the chance to be the winner😉 Okay so each person has a number.If you entered first my GiveAway,you have nr 1,if you entered 2 nd,you have nr 2,etc Anyway I will announce the winner after 2 days,remember this if you are in ^^ After I finish this GiveAway I will take a break bc in this holiday that will start next week want to finish my book to can publish it🙏 ... [@lestranged @weasleydaughter @wweasleystwins @all_about_harry_potter_ @thisishermione @_riddikulus.fangirl_ ] ... Q : Put a '🍭' in a comm if you want to be taggedd in my new edit(only the first 3) Q2 : Put a '⚡' in a comm if you love Dobby ... dobby without_muggles like4like always hp harrypottersceneedits: Who are you? out muggles Dobby,sir Dobby the house elf 's new edit! Ty 32 K😁🙏💕💗❤💛😇 'Excuse me,who are you?' 'Dobby,sir.Dobby the house elf'. -^-♡-^- Hello guys! I'm back with a new edit for all of you. I will choose the winner from my GiveAway after 2 days so keep an eye opened,you have the chance to be the winner😉 Okay so each person has a number.If you entered first my GiveAway,you have nr 1,if you entered 2 nd,you have nr 2,etc Anyway I will announce the winner after 2 days,remember this if you are in ^^ After I finish this GiveAway I will take a break bc in this holiday that will start next week want to finish my book to can publish it🙏 ... [@lestranged @weasleydaughter @wweasleystwins @all_about_harry_potter_ @thisishermione @_riddikulus.fangirl_ ] ... Q : Put a '🍭' in a comm if you want to be taggedd in my new edit(only the first 3) Q2 : Put a '⚡' in a comm if you love Dobby ... dobby without_muggles like4like always hp harrypottersceneedits

's new edit! Ty 32 K😁🙏💕💗❤💛😇 'Excuse me,who are you?' 'Dobby,sir.Dobby the house elf'. -^-♡-^- Hello guys! I'm back with a new edit for al...

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NEW HARRY POTTER EDIT! - - Although I would argue that it is pretty much impossible to define normal due to the differences in personality between every single person so finding common characteristics would not be possible, I would say that wanting to behead yourself is certainly not normal and does indicate that Kreacher should probably talk to someone about those urges. Maybe House-Elves can see a counsellor. Actually, considering their limited rights, S.P.E.W would probably have to fight for elf counsellors. Go on, Hermione, get cracking. I'm really glad that Kreacher turns out to help and leads the house elves into the battle of Hogwarts. Really shows what a little kindness and understanding can do to a person. - - QOTD: Do you think you're normal? AOTD: Absolutely not. - - harrypotter hogwarts jkrowling potterhead gryffindor hufflepuff ravenclaw slytherin philosophersstone sorcerersstone chamberofsecrets prisonerofazkaban gobletoffire orderofthephoenix halfbloodprince deathlyhallows dumbledore albusdumbledore harrypotteredit hpedit: S e/ a Who's Kreacher? The house-elf who lives here. Nutter Never met one like him. He's not a nutter Ron. His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque just like his mother, Is that normal, Hermione? NEW HARRY POTTER EDIT! - - Although I would argue that it is pretty much impossible to define normal due to the differences in personality between every single person so finding common characteristics would not be possible, I would say that wanting to behead yourself is certainly not normal and does indicate that Kreacher should probably talk to someone about those urges. Maybe House-Elves can see a counsellor. Actually, considering their limited rights, S.P.E.W would probably have to fight for elf counsellors. Go on, Hermione, get cracking. I'm really glad that Kreacher turns out to help and leads the house elves into the battle of Hogwarts. Really shows what a little kindness and understanding can do to a person. - - QOTD: Do you think you're normal? AOTD: Absolutely not. - - harrypotter hogwarts jkrowling potterhead gryffindor hufflepuff ravenclaw slytherin philosophersstone sorcerersstone chamberofsecrets prisonerofazkaban gobletoffire orderofthephoenix halfbloodprince deathlyhallows dumbledore albusdumbledore harrypotteredit hpedit

NEW HARRY POTTER EDIT! - - Although I would argue that it is pretty much impossible to define normal due to the differences in personalit...

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