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Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this thereโ€™s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts

thereโ€™s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts

Anaconda, Fire, and Memes: Florida High School Shooting Leaves 20 To 50 Injured; One Suspect In Custody @balleralert Florida High School Shooting Leaves 20 To 50 Injured; One Suspect In Custody - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Wednesday, a Florida shooter opened fire on the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, killing two and leaving 20 to 50 others injured. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to reports, Parkland is home to more than 20,000 people outside Boca Raton in Broward County, Florida. While the high school houses nearly 3,100 students. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Authorities arrived at the scene with one tank and other heavily armed vehicles and officers. Along with them were agents from the Miami office of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € One possible suspect has been taken into custody, but the school is still on lockdown.

Florida High School Shooting Leaves 20 To 50 Injured; One Suspect In Custody - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Wednesday,...

80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit @DrSmashlove Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): Heโ€™d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like โ€œArenโ€™t you cold?โ€ And in a syrupy southern drawl he say โ€œmayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I donโ€™t git cold no mowar. ๐Ÿค โ€ He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. Iโ€™m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like โ€œjust makin sure yer old ladyโ€™s warm, sir ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?โ€ And Iโ€™m like โ€œwow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about yโ€™all, rednecks are amazing peopleโ€ and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. Iโ€™m like โ€œWOMAN! ITโ€™S SNOWING?โ€ And she like โ€œyou donโ€™t want steak then suit yourself Iโ€™M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AINโ€™T.โ€ And with that she retreat to the redneckโ€™s truck. โ€œBut baby,โ€ I said. โ€œWe got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things ๐Ÿ˜ฅ.โ€ โ€œThat might be trueโ€ she say โ€œbut money canโ€™t buy happiness.โ€ And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say โ€œI was born in the wrong era.โ€ BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! Iโ€™m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish Iโ€™m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And itโ€™s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): Heโ€™d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy b...