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Club, Elf, and Family: r/DnD Posted by u/TOM SNOW 22 5h Interesting thing happened after my game today Gaming Video Games I run a DnD club in my school that sees all types of students from sports kids to theater kids and AP to special ed. The school is predominately Hispanic, and one student comes to me explaining how she was really quiet during the game because she didn't know how to say certain phrases in English. I thought about this for a second and asked her questions about her (Elf Fighter's) background. She said that she was a Noble High Elf, and I suggested that as part of her background her family didn't allow her to learn Common which explains for why she only knows so much Common (English). I then pro- posed to the game if we made Elvish Spanish so that she can express questions in the game in Spanish and have one of our Half-Elven or Elven Spanish speakers ask the question in English to the group so that I'm helping my student learn English while also giving them something unique and special about their character. The last thing I want is a kid thinking they cannot play because of a language barrier. This is a game for everyone. ShareAward 65

Club, Elf, and Family: r/DnD
Posted by u/TOM SNOW 22 5h
Interesting thing happened after my game
today
Gaming Video Games
I run a DnD club in my school that sees all types of
students from sports kids to theater kids and AP to
special ed. The school is predominately Hispanic, and
one student comes to me explaining how she was really
quiet during the game because she didn't know how to
say certain phrases in English. I thought about this for a
second and asked her questions about her (Elf Fighter's)
background. She said that she was a Noble High Elf, and
I suggested that as part of her background her family
didn't allow her to learn Common which explains for why
she only knows so much Common (English). I then pro-
posed to the game if we made Elvish Spanish so that she
can express questions in the game in Spanish and have
one of our Half-Elven or Elven Spanish speakers ask the
question in English to the group so that I'm helping my
student learn English while also giving them something
unique and special about their character. The last thing
I want is a kid thinking they cannot play because of a
language barrier. This is a game for everyone.
ShareAward
65

Club, Elf, and Family: r/DnD
Posted by u/TOM SNOW 22 5h
Interesting thing happened after my game
today
Gaming Video Games
I run a DnD club in my school that sees all types of
students from sports kids to theater kids and AP to
special ed. The school is predominately Hispanic, and
one student comes to me explaining how she was really
quiet during the game because she didn't know how to
say certain phrases in English. I thought about this for a
second and asked her questions about her (Elf Fighter's)
background. She said that she was a Noble High Elf, and
I suggested that as part of her background her family
didn't allow her to learn Common which explains for why
she only knows so much Common (English). I then pro-
posed to the game if we made Elvish Spanish so that she
can express questions in the game in Spanish and have
one of our Half-Elven or Elven Spanish speakers ask the
question in English to the group so that I'm helping my
student learn English while also giving them something
unique and special about their character. The last thing
I want is a kid thinking they cannot play because of a
language barrier. This is a game for everyone.
ShareAward
65

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Lol, Saw, and Sorry: You don't know me, but I saw your reaction to my comment in a lesbian group. Is that you in your profile picture? If it is, may I say you are a strikinghy handsome woman? 5.01 PM 'm really sorry and idk how to say this but it's actualy a photoshopped picture of ben shapiro lol

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Memes, How To, and 🤖: How to say hi in Mandarin

Memes, How To, and 🤖: How to say hi in Mandarin

Memes, How To, and 🤖: How to say hi in Mandarin

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T-Mobile, Chicken, and Chinese: T-Mobile E 3:00 PM 79% Messages Details Hahaha awesome!! There was this Chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say "chicken" so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked "where mother?n me irl

T-Mobile, Chicken, and Chinese: T-Mobile
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3:00 PM
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Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
"where mother?n
me irl

T-Mobile, Chicken, and Chinese: T-Mobile
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3:00 PM
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Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
"where mother?n
me irl

me irl

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Dank, Memes, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile E 3:00 PM 79% Messages Details Hahaha awesome!! There was this Chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say "chicken" so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked "where mother?n me irl by ParshwaM MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile
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3:00 PM
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Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
"where mother?n
me irl by ParshwaM
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Dank, Memes, and T-Mobile: T-Mobile
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3:00 PM
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Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
"where mother?n
me irl by ParshwaM
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me irl by ParshwaM MORE MEMES

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Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but you don't know how to say "No" so now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

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Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but you don't know how to say "No" so now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

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Af, Memes, and Sorry: When you sorry AF but dont know how to say it @_danihoranjenny A very important throwback. Via @_danihoranjenny

Af, Memes, and Sorry: When you sorry AF but
dont know how to say it
@_danihoranjenny
A very important throwback. Via @_danihoranjenny

Af, Memes, and Sorry: When you sorry AF but
dont know how to say it
@_danihoranjenny
A very important throwback. Via @_danihoranjenny

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Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha I just watched a woman stop two women wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a holiday, right? 1 don't know how to say it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!" Then the women taught her how to pronounce Eid It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is great. Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? 1 don't know how to say
it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great.
Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? 1 don't know how to say
it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great.
Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations

Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations

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Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha I just watched a woman stop two women wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a holiday, right? 1 don't know how to say it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!" Then the women taught her how to pronounce Eid It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is great. Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tb1vyX

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? 1 don't know how to say
it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great.
Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tb1vyX

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? 1 don't know how to say
it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great.
Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tb1vyX

Doesn’t hurt to learn other people’s celebrations via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tb1vyX

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How To, Time, and Decisions: "Don't say "yes" if you want to say "no". Don't say "maybe" if you want to say "never". You can't hurt people with your decisions. We always want to please, but at the end we are hurting ourselves; it took me a lot of time to learn how to say "no", but I finally managed." Paulo Coelho

How To, Time, and Decisions: "Don't say "yes" if you want to say "no". Don't say
"maybe" if you want to say "never". You can't hurt
people with your decisions. We always want to please,
but at the end we are hurting ourselves; it took me a lot
of time to learn how to say "no", but I finally managed."
Paulo Coelho

How To, Time, and Decisions: "Don't say "yes" if you want to say "no". Don't say
"maybe" if you want to say "never". You can't hurt
people with your decisions. We always want to please,
but at the end we are hurting ourselves; it took me a lot
of time to learn how to say "no", but I finally managed."
Paulo Coelho

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Crazy, Memes, and How To: Teaching Trump how to say "Hamburger" @Amr Artz was going crazy when he wrote that tweet. 😂

Crazy, Memes, and How To: Teaching Trump how to
say "Hamburger"
@Amr Artz
was going crazy when he wrote that tweet. 😂

Crazy, Memes, and How To: Teaching Trump how to
say "Hamburger"
@Amr Artz
was going crazy when he wrote that tweet. 😂

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Memes, T-Mobile, and Chicken: Alex @xelalexG HAHAHAHA WHERE MOTHER T-Mobile E 3:00 PM 799601 D Messages Details Hahaha awesome!! There was this Chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say "chicken" so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked "where mother?" 😂😂 memesapp

Memes, T-Mobile, and Chicken: Alex
@xelalexG
HAHAHAHA WHERE MOTHER
T-Mobile E 3:00 PM
799601 D
Messages
Details
Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
"where mother?"
😂😂 memesapp

Memes, T-Mobile, and Chicken: Alex
@xelalexG
HAHAHAHA WHERE MOTHER
T-Mobile E 3:00 PM
799601 D
Messages
Details
Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
"where mother?"
😂😂 memesapp

😂😂 memesapp

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Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me lneed to learn how to communicate better HOW TO SAY FUCK YOU İN A NICE WAY

Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me lneed to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
YOU İN
A NICE
WAY

Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me lneed to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
YOU İN
A NICE
WAY

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Say It, How To, and Dank Memes: I don't know how to say this to you. Just say it. EATLIVER.COM Worcestershire wishishsher

Say It, How To, and Dank Memes: I don't know how
to say this to you.
Just say it.
EATLIVER.COM
Worcestershire
wishishsher

Say It, How To, and Dank Memes: I don't know how
to say this to you.
Just say it.
EATLIVER.COM
Worcestershire
wishishsher

wishishsher

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Basketball, Fucking, and Future: xlec: xlec: wangdude2006: xlec: this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

Basketball, Fucking, and Future: xlec:

xlec:

wangdude2006:

xlec:

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

Basketball, Fucking, and Future: xlec:

xlec:

wangdude2006:

xlec:

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ue, my name S Blue BLAIR? ue BlAize? Ko JANe Course Ko roitssomething: I started with the Raven boys again and I read this part of the book where Blue talk with professor Malory and he don’t know how to say her name

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ue,
my name
S Blue
BLAIR?

ue
BlAize?
Ko

JANe
Course
Ko
roitssomething:

I started with the Raven boys again and I read this part of the book where Blue talk with professor Malory and he don’t know how to say her name

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ue,
my name
S Blue
BLAIR?

ue
BlAize?
Ko

JANe
Course
Ko
roitssomething:

I started with the Raven boys again and I read this part of the book where Blue talk with professor Malory and he don’t know how to say her name

roitssomething: I started with the Raven boys again and I read this part of the book where Blue talk with professor Malory and he don’t kno...

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Funny, Champagne, and Chicken: When you wanted to stay home but you don't know how to say "No" so now ur paying $300 for a glass of champagne and chicken fingers IG: @tank.sinatra I don’t even drink so I have to eat so many chicken fingers

Funny, Champagne, and Chicken: When you wanted to stay home but you
don't know how to say "No" so now ur
paying $300 for a glass of champagne
and chicken fingers
IG: @tank.sinatra
I don’t even drink so I have to eat so many chicken fingers

Funny, Champagne, and Chicken: When you wanted to stay home but you
don't know how to say "No" so now ur
paying $300 for a glass of champagne
and chicken fingers
IG: @tank.sinatra
I don’t even drink so I have to eat so many chicken fingers

I don’t even drink so I have to eat so many chicken fingers

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Mike Tyson, How To, and Kiss: Kethmi 20 if you're trying to figure out how to say my name think Mike Tyson saying kiss me 11/10 - would Super Like again

Mike Tyson, How To, and Kiss: Kethmi 20
if you're trying to figure out how to
say my name
think Mike Tyson saying kiss me
11/10 - would Super Like again

Mike Tyson, How To, and Kiss: Kethmi 20
if you're trying to figure out how to
say my name
think Mike Tyson saying kiss me
11/10 - would Super Like again

11/10 - would Super Like again

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How To, Never, and How: "Even if you know what's coming, you're never prepared for how it feels." 05 Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via bl-ossomed)

How To, Never, and How: "Even if you know what's coming,
you're never prepared for how it
feels."
05
Natalie Standiford, How to Say
Goodbye in Robot (via bl-ossomed)

How To, Never, and How: "Even if you know what's coming,
you're never prepared for how it
feels."
05
Natalie Standiford, How to Say
Goodbye in Robot (via bl-ossomed)

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Mike Tyson, How To, and Kiss: Kethmi 20 if you're trying to figure out how to say my name think Mike Tyson saying kiss me She beat me to it

Mike Tyson, How To, and Kiss: Kethmi 20
if you're trying to figure out how to
say my name
think Mike Tyson saying kiss me
She beat me to it

Mike Tyson, How To, and Kiss: Kethmi 20
if you're trying to figure out how to
say my name
think Mike Tyson saying kiss me
She beat me to it

She beat me to it

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Love, Memes, and Say It: SAFELy ENDANGERED WEBTOON THERE'S SOMETHING JUST DIDN'T KNOW l'VE WANTED TO TELL HOW TO SAY IT. YOU FORA WHILE I... I LOVE YOU Cheers for all the print orders! Here's a comic 🐶

Love, Memes, and Say It: SAFELy ENDANGERED
WEBTOON
THERE'S SOMETHING JUST DIDN'T KNOW
l'VE WANTED TO TELL
HOW TO SAY IT.
YOU FORA WHILE
I... I LOVE YOU
Cheers for all the print orders! Here's a comic 🐶

Love, Memes, and Say It: SAFELy ENDANGERED
WEBTOON
THERE'S SOMETHING JUST DIDN'T KNOW
l'VE WANTED TO TELL
HOW TO SAY IT.
YOU FORA WHILE
I... I LOVE YOU
Cheers for all the print orders! Here's a comic 🐶

Cheers for all the print orders! Here's a comic 🐶

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Love, Memes, and Say It: SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON THERE'S SOMETHING IJUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT... l'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU FOR A WHILE I... I LOVE YOU Cheers for all the print orders! Here’s a comic 🐶

Love, Memes, and Say It: SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON
THERE'S SOMETHING IJUST DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY IT...
l'VE WANTED TO TELL
YOU FOR A WHILE
I... I LOVE YOU
Cheers for all the print orders! Here’s a comic 🐶

Love, Memes, and Say It: SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON
THERE'S SOMETHING IJUST DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY IT...
l'VE WANTED TO TELL
YOU FOR A WHILE
I... I LOVE YOU
Cheers for all the print orders! Here’s a comic 🐶

Cheers for all the print orders! Here’s a comic 🐶

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Bad, Dad, and Hello: Tweet my dad wants me to speak other languages so bad so i learned how to say goat cheese in french and now that's how we greet each other every morning but he has no idea what i'm saying 7 Replying to You should learn Java 8:35 AM 16 Nov 18 ll View Tweet activity Keplying tu System.out.printline(Hello there, father"); Peak morning comedy

Bad, Dad, and Hello: Tweet
my dad wants me to speak other languages
so bad so i learned how to say goat cheese in
french and now that's how we greet each
other every morning but he has no idea what
i'm saying
7
Replying to
You should learn Java
8:35 AM 16 Nov 18
ll View Tweet activity
Keplying tu
System.out.printline(Hello there, father");
Peak morning comedy

Bad, Dad, and Hello: Tweet
my dad wants me to speak other languages
so bad so i learned how to say goat cheese in
french and now that's how we greet each
other every morning but he has no idea what
i'm saying
7
Replying to
You should learn Java
8:35 AM 16 Nov 18
ll View Tweet activity
Keplying tu
System.out.printline(Hello there, father");
Peak morning comedy

Peak morning comedy

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Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me l need to learn how to communicate better HOW TO SAY FUCK | YOU İN A NICE WAY Communication Skills

Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me l need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
| YOU İN
A NICE
WAY
Communication Skills

Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me l need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
| YOU İN
A NICE
WAY
Communication Skills

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Basketball, Fucking, and Future: xlec: xlec: wangdude2006: xlec: this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King. I have tears in my eyes

Basketball, Fucking, and Future: xlec:

xlec:

wangdude2006:

xlec:

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

I have tears in my eyes

Basketball, Fucking, and Future: xlec:

xlec:

wangdude2006:

xlec:

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

I have tears in my eyes

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Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but you don't know how to say "No" so now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

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Fuck You, Love, and Memes: When someone tells me I need to learn how to communicate better HOW TO SAY FUCK YOU İN A NICE WAY I love a good book 😊 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

Fuck You, Love, and Memes: When someone tells me I need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
YOU İN
A NICE
WAY
I love a good book 😊 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

Fuck You, Love, and Memes: When someone tells me I need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
YOU İN
A NICE
WAY
I love a good book 😊 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

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Fuck You, Funny, and Memes: When someone tells me l need to learn how to communicate better HOW TO SAY FUCK | YOU İN A NICE WAY SarcasmOnly

Fuck You, Funny, and Memes: When someone tells me l need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
| YOU İN
A NICE
WAY
SarcasmOnly

Fuck You, Funny, and Memes: When someone tells me l need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
| YOU İN
A NICE
WAY
SarcasmOnly

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Fuck You, Funny, and Fuck: when someone tells me I need to learn how to communicate better HOW TO SAY FUCK YOU IN A NICE WAY A good read @drunkbetch 😭

Fuck You, Funny, and Fuck: when someone tells me
I need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
YOU IN
A NICE
WAY
A good read @drunkbetch 😭

Fuck You, Funny, and Fuck: when someone tells me
I need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
YOU IN
A NICE
WAY
A good read @drunkbetch 😭

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Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me I need to learn how to communicate better HOW TO SAY FUCK | | YOU İN A NICE WAY Fuck you, please? @cecile.dormeau

Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me I need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
| | YOU İN
A NICE
WAY
Fuck you, please? @cecile.dormeau

Fuck You, Fuck, and How To: When someone tells me I need to learn
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Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but you don't know how to say "No" so now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

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Facebook, Memes, and Say It: LASSİCALART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes I don t know how to say this to Just say it Worcestershire

Facebook, Memes, and Say It: LASSİCALART MEMES
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to say this to
Just say it
Worcestershire

Facebook, Memes, and Say It: LASSİCALART MEMES
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Hello, Memes, and Bible: LAD BIBLE 'So I taught my cat how to say hello...' 😂👋

Hello, Memes, and Bible: LAD
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'So I taught my cat how to say hello...' 😂👋

Hello, Memes, and Bible: LAD
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'So I taught my cat how to say hello...' 😂👋

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Fuck You, Memes, and Fuck: when someone tells me I need to learn how to communicate better HOW TO SAY FUCK YOU IN A NICE WAY

Fuck You, Memes, and Fuck: when someone tells me
I need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
YOU IN
A NICE
WAY

Fuck You, Memes, and Fuck: when someone tells me
I need to learn
how to communicate better
HOW TO
SAY FUCK
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WAY

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Target, How To, and What Is: Without Saying a Word by Heidi Montag Into How to Say "I Hate You Step Turn your to one si eyes ove side, an your lip target t disgust can't e at thes heada got th by no tact givin rece SH Step 1 the Exhale deeply, drop your shoulders, and look straight down. This conveys the idea that you've just had a fit of rage, but you've contained it, breathed it out, and controlled yourself. It's also a for eve the Ml th on tl great setup for what is to come that You 28 HOW TO BE FAMOUS HEIDRS GUIDE TO PLAY

Target, How To, and What Is: Without Saying a Word
by Heidi Montag
Into
How to Say "I Hate You
Step
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to one si
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that you've just had a
fit of rage, but you've
contained it, breathed
it out, and controlled
yourself. It's also a
for
eve
the
Ml
th
on
tl
great setup for what
is to come
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by Heidi Montag
Into
How to Say "I Hate You
Step
Turn your
to one si
eyes ove
side, an
your lip
target t
disgust
can't e
at thes
heada
got th
by no
tact
givin
rece
SH
Step 1
the
Exhale deeply, drop
your shoulders, and
look straight down.
This conveys the idea
that you've just had a
fit of rage, but you've
contained it, breathed
it out, and controlled
yourself. It's also a
for
eve
the
Ml
th
on
tl
great setup for what
is to come
that
You
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HEIDRS GUIDE TO PLAY

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Memes, T-Mobile, and Chicken: T-Mobile E 3:00 PM 79%) Messages Details Hahaha awesome!! There was this Chinese guy in the supermarket and he didn't know how to say "chicken" so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked where mother? Pretty creative 🐔@memes

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Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
where mother?
Pretty creative 🐔@memes

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Hahaha awesome!! There
was this Chinese guy in the
supermarket and he didn't
know how to say "chicken" so
he grabbed an egg and went
to the cashier and asked
where mother?
Pretty creative 🐔@memes

Pretty creative 🐔@memes

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Love, Say It, and How To: i know well how to love you and not at all how to say it. - JH Hard

Love, Say It, and How To: i know well how to love you
and not at all how to say it.
- JH Hard

Love, Say It, and How To: i know well how to love you
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Say It, How To, and How: I didn't knew how to say it to him... so l didn't say it at all.

Say It, How To, and How: I didn't knew how to
say it to him... so l
didn't say it at all.

Say It, How To, and How: I didn't knew how to
say it to him... so l
didn't say it at all.

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Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but you don't know how to say "No" so now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

Home, How To, and How: When you wanted to stay home but
you don't know how to say "No" so
now you're on a rollercoaster 300ft in
the air.

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How To, Today, and How: "Months ago we stayed up till 3 am talking And today I don't even know how to say hey"

How To, Today, and How: "Months ago we stayed up till 3 am
talking
And today I don't even know how to
say hey"

How To, Today, and How: "Months ago we stayed up till 3 am
talking
And today I don't even know how to
say hey"

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Beer, Life, and Parents: HOW TO Hppy Successful Cooperative CHILD O Disciplining Child's Happiness WHILE DISCIPLINING LESS in 5 simple steps START WHERE THEY STUMP YOU There's a (hidden message in your child's behavior 2 IDENTIFY YOUR CHILD'S TRUE NATURE TYPE 3 TYPE 4 The THE Fun-lovingSensitice Determined MORE SERIOUS Child Child CHILD O THE WORL social TO THE WORLD O THE WORLD bouncy and subtle and active and and exact PRIMARY NEED PRIMARY NEED MARY NEED have fun, happy parents feelings heard, new expenences respect, given and received ESCROED A efficient, analytical, DSCRBED AS gentle, tender mindful DESCRBED AS friendly, bright, light-hearted UDGED AS flighty, hyperactive, busy, persistent UDGED AS UDGED AS JUDGED AS shy, wimpy pushy, demanding loud INTERPRET THE TANTRUM (or fight or rebellion Your child is telling you something, even if they don't know how to say it. Ask vourself... TYPE TYPE 2 TYPE 3 TYPE 4 Does my child Does my child feel unheard need to feel or physical outlets?more respected? Has my child had too much Have my child's plans beer Has my child been told "No Does my child need some time to too often lately?reflect and focus? Is something in my child's life too serious? Is something in my child's life too intense? my child's life my child's life Time to make some changes... 4 BE INTUITIVE, NOT REACTIVE TYPE TYPE 2 TYPE 3 TYPE 4 Surprise your child. Reassure your child. Facilitate friendship.Give time to relax. Have fun with them. Encourage your child.Respect their authority Let them move fast. Connect with them Allow adventre. Focus when listening 5 ENJOY THE JOY! you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:How To Raise A Happy Kid

Beer, Life, and Parents: HOW TO Hppy
Successful
Cooperative
CHILD
O Disciplining Child's Happiness
WHILE DISCIPLINING LESS
in 5 simple steps
START WHERE THEY STUMP YOU
There's a (hidden message in your child's behavior
2
IDENTIFY YOUR CHILD'S TRUE NATURE
TYPE 3
TYPE 4
The
THE
Fun-lovingSensitice
Determined MORE SERIOUS
Child
Child
CHILD
O THE WORL
social
TO THE WORLD
O THE WORLD
bouncy and
subtle and
active and
and exact
PRIMARY NEED
PRIMARY NEED
MARY NEED
have fun,
happy parents
feelings heard,
new expenences
respect, given
and received
ESCROED A
efficient, analytical,
DSCRBED AS
gentle, tender
mindful
DESCRBED AS
friendly, bright,
light-hearted
UDGED AS
flighty, hyperactive,
busy, persistent
UDGED AS
UDGED AS
JUDGED AS
shy, wimpy
pushy, demanding
loud
INTERPRET THE TANTRUM
(or fight or rebellion
Your child is telling you something, even if they don't know how to say it.
Ask vourself...
TYPE
TYPE 2
TYPE 3
TYPE 4
Does my child
Does my child
feel unheard
need to feel
or
physical outlets?more respected?
Has my child
had too much
Have my child's
plans beer
Has my child
been told "No
Does my child
need some time to
too often lately?reflect and focus?
Is something in
my child's life
too serious?
Is something in
my child's life
too intense?
my child's life
my child's life
Time to make some changes...
4
BE INTUITIVE, NOT REACTIVE
TYPE
TYPE 2
TYPE 3
TYPE 4
Surprise your child. Reassure your child.
Facilitate friendship.Give time to relax.
Have fun with them.
Encourage your child.Respect their authority
Let them move fast.
Connect with them
Allow adventre. Focus when listening
5
ENJOY THE JOY!
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:How To Raise A Happy Kid

Beer, Life, and Parents: HOW TO Hppy
Successful
Cooperative
CHILD
O Disciplining Child's Happiness
WHILE DISCIPLINING LESS
in 5 simple steps
START WHERE THEY STUMP YOU
There's a (hidden message in your child's behavior
2
IDENTIFY YOUR CHILD'S TRUE NATURE
TYPE 3
TYPE 4
The
THE
Fun-lovingSensitice
Determined MORE SERIOUS
Child
Child
CHILD
O THE WORL
social
TO THE WORLD
O THE WORLD
bouncy and
subtle and
active and
and exact
PRIMARY NEED
PRIMARY NEED
MARY NEED
have fun,
happy parents
feelings heard,
new expenences
respect, given
and received
ESCROED A
efficient, analytical,
DSCRBED AS
gentle, tender
mindful
DESCRBED AS
friendly, bright,
light-hearted
UDGED AS
flighty, hyperactive,
busy, persistent
UDGED AS
UDGED AS
JUDGED AS
shy, wimpy
pushy, demanding
loud
INTERPRET THE TANTRUM
(or fight or rebellion
Your child is telling you something, even if they don't know how to say it.
Ask vourself...
TYPE
TYPE 2
TYPE 3
TYPE 4
Does my child
Does my child
feel unheard
need to feel
or
physical outlets?more respected?
Has my child
had too much
Have my child's
plans beer
Has my child
been told "No
Does my child
need some time to
too often lately?reflect and focus?
Is something in
my child's life
too serious?
Is something in
my child's life
too intense?
my child's life
my child's life
Time to make some changes...
4
BE INTUITIVE, NOT REACTIVE
TYPE
TYPE 2
TYPE 3
TYPE 4
Surprise your child. Reassure your child.
Facilitate friendship.Give time to relax.
Have fun with them.
Encourage your child.Respect their authority
Let them move fast.
Connect with them
Allow adventre. Focus when listening
5
ENJOY THE JOY!
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:How To Raise A Happy Kid

srsfunny:How To Raise A Happy Kid

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How To, Never, and How: "Even if you know what's coming, you're never prepared for how it feels." 05 Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via bl-ossomed)

How To, Never, and How: "Even if you know what's coming,
you're never prepared for how it
feels."
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Natalie Standiford, How to Say
Goodbye in Robot (via bl-ossomed)

How To, Never, and How: "Even if you know what's coming,
you're never prepared for how it
feels."
05
Natalie Standiford, How to Say
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Animals, Children, and Family: l don't know how to say this but... If you support locking children in cages and separating them from their parents because they crossed an imaginary line on a giant rock floating in infinite space, you're not a patriot, you're an asshole! Just want to send a reminder to all the hypocrites celebrating Independence Day tomorrow I also want to add that people of color did not get their independence until years later and now today in 2018 people are still fighting for their independence, what people don’t understand is that ALL governments will take your “god, creator, natural” independence from you. Those who celebrate Independence Day are only celebrating it because they think it does not effect them or they do not care about how it effects others. Until we separate ourselves from the state you are not independent but a slave to the system. The founding fathers still owned slaves and we’re creating mass genocide as they fought from their independence from the British Banks... well guess what this entire country is enslaved by the same banking family cartel from back in the day. Tomorrow isn’t Independence Day. Tomorrow is the man made illusion ... a spell that keeps the masses a sleep from rising up and creating a more peaceful society. Spending money, oppressing animals and allowing the state to run wild is far from independence. standup911

Animals, Children, and Family: l don't know how to say this but...
If you support locking children in cages
and separating them from their parents
because they crossed an imaginary line
on a giant rock floating in infinite space,
you're not a patriot, you're an asshole!
Just want to send a reminder to all the hypocrites celebrating Independence Day tomorrow I also want to add that people of color did not get their independence until years later and now today in 2018 people are still fighting for their independence, what people don’t understand is that ALL governments will take your “god, creator, natural” independence from you. Those who celebrate Independence Day are only celebrating it because they think it does not effect them or they do not care about how it effects others. Until we separate ourselves from the state you are not independent but a slave to the system. The founding fathers still owned slaves and we’re creating mass genocide as they fought from their independence from the British Banks... well guess what this entire country is enslaved by the same banking family cartel from back in the day. Tomorrow isn’t Independence Day. Tomorrow is the man made illusion ... a spell that keeps the masses a sleep from rising up and creating a more peaceful society. Spending money, oppressing animals and allowing the state to run wild is far from independence. standup911

Animals, Children, and Family: l don't know how to say this but...
If you support locking children in cages
and separating them from their parents
because they crossed an imaginary line
on a giant rock floating in infinite space,
you're not a patriot, you're an asshole!
Just want to send a reminder to all the hypocrites celebrating Independence Day tomorrow I also want to add that people of color did not get their independence until years later and now today in 2018 people are still fighting for their independence, what people don’t understand is that ALL governments will take your “god, creator, natural” independence from you. Those who celebrate Independence Day are only celebrating it because they think it does not effect them or they do not care about how it effects others. Until we separate ourselves from the state you are not independent but a slave to the system. The founding fathers still owned slaves and we’re creating mass genocide as they fought from their independence from the British Banks... well guess what this entire country is enslaved by the same banking family cartel from back in the day. Tomorrow isn’t Independence Day. Tomorrow is the man made illusion ... a spell that keeps the masses a sleep from rising up and creating a more peaceful society. Spending money, oppressing animals and allowing the state to run wild is far from independence. standup911

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Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha Ijust watched a woman stop two women wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and say "Excuse me, ya havea holiday, right? I don't know how to say it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!" Then the women taught her how to pronounce Eld. It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is great. <p>Happy Holideids!</p>

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
Ijust watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya havea
holiday, right? I don't know how to say
it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eld.
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great.
<p>Happy Holideids!</p>

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
Ijust watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya havea
holiday, right? I don't know how to say
it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eld.
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great.
<p>Happy Holideids!</p>

Happy Holideids!

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Say It, How To, and How: l don't know how to say this to you... Just say it Worcestershire Unanswered Questions

Say It, How To, and How: l don't know
how to say
this to you...
Just say it
Worcestershire
Unanswered Questions

Say It, How To, and How: l don't know
how to say
this to you...
Just say it
Worcestershire
Unanswered Questions

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Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha I just watched a woman stop two women wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and say ״Excuse me, ya have a holiday, right? I don't know how to say it, but I wanted to say happy holidays!" Then the women tauaht her how to ronounce cid It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is great 2:46 PM 14 Jun 18 21,5K Retweets 147K Likes Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha 1d I should've bought her sons that ice cream they were eyeing. Dut I got to see brown women supporting other brown women in my local Morton Williams, and suddenly the sun feels so much warmer. tn 298 8,198 Eid Mubarak to all celebrating!

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two women
wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and
say ״Excuse me, ya have a holiday,
right? I don't know how to say it,
but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women tauaht her how to
ronounce cid
It's over, my day is made, the
Bronx is great
2:46 PM 14 Jun 18
21,5K Retweets
147K Likes
Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha 1d
I should've bought her sons that ice cream they
were eyeing. Dut I got to see brown women
supporting other brown women in my local
Morton Williams, and suddenly the sun feels so
much warmer.
tn 298 8,198
Eid Mubarak to all celebrating!

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two women
wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and
say ״Excuse me, ya have a holiday,
right? I don't know how to say it,
but I wanted to say happy holidays!"
Then the women tauaht her how to
ronounce cid
It's over, my day is made, the
Bronx is great
2:46 PM 14 Jun 18
21,5K Retweets
147K Likes
Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha 1d
I should've bought her sons that ice cream they
were eyeing. Dut I got to see brown women
supporting other brown women in my local
Morton Williams, and suddenly the sun feels so
much warmer.
tn 298 8,198
Eid Mubarak to all celebrating!

Eid Mubarak to all celebrating!

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Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha I just watched a woman stop two women wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a holiday, right? I don't know how to say It, but I wanted to say happy holidays! Then the women taught her how to pronounce Eid It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is great <p>Wholesome indeed</p>

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? I don't know how to say
It, but I wanted to say happy holidays!
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great
<p>Wholesome indeed</p>

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? I don't know how to say
It, but I wanted to say happy holidays!
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great
<p>Wholesome indeed</p>

Wholesome indeed

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Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha @DulceFlecha I just watched a woman stop two women wearing hijabs in the frozen aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a holiday, right? I don't know how to say It, but I wanted to say happy holidays! Then the women taught her how to pronounce Eid It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is great <p>Wholesome indeed via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2K0C3Yr">https://ift.tt/2K0C3Yr</a></p>

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? I don't know how to say
It, but I wanted to say happy holidays!
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great
<p>Wholesome indeed via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2K0C3Yr">https://ift.tt/2K0C3Yr</a></p>

Frozen, Say It, and Happy: Dulce-Marie Flecha
@DulceFlecha
I just watched a woman stop two
women wearing hijabs in the frozen
aisle and say "Excuse me, ya have a
holiday, right? I don't know how to say
It, but I wanted to say happy holidays!
Then the women taught her how to
pronounce Eid
It's over, my day is made, the Bronx is
great
<p>Wholesome indeed via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2K0C3Yr">https://ift.tt/2K0C3Yr</a></p>

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Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE READ. It's about my experience last night with these fucking border patrol agents. Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family. When we got to the California/Nevada state line, as always, there's a checkpoint. (This checkpoint USED to be one where they made sure you weren't carrying fruits into California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species) Anyway... The bus driver makes an announcement: "We are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be prepared to show your documentation upon request". WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK? So you know I'm ready to act an ASS. I stand up and say LOUDLY I stand up and say LOUDLY: THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are not within 100 miles of an international border so that have NO authority to ask you for ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF! And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google translated how to say that in Spanish and repeated myself: Esto es una violación de los derechos de su cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos pasar esto The lady next to me did not speak English. She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had her back. The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! 'm not drivina this his so vou have NO The agents get on. Proceed to announce that they are about to start asking for "documentation" from people. I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit! I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest of you guys don't have to show them anything, either! This is harassment and racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction here! GOOGLE IT!" The agents start to look exasperated, because they can see I'm wiling to act a WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We can see that you're a citizen because of your filthy mouth". And then they just said "go ahead" to the bus driver and got off. Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when Point is: These border patrol officers act like they do because they EXPECT people to be afraid of them and just comply. The lady next to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No one should be asked to present "papers" for interstate travel. I defended her, and I defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just take this shit LYING down. What those officers did is WRONG and completely illegal. All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off. Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS. Because if you let them intimidate the poor Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do you think they're coming for next? Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM
Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE
READ. It's about my experience last night with
these fucking border patrol agents.
Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from
Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family.
When we got to the California/Nevada state
line, as always, there's a checkpoint.
(This checkpoint USED to be one where they
made sure you weren't carrying fruits into
California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species)
Anyway...
The bus driver makes an announcement: "We
are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be
prepared to show your documentation upon
request".
WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK?
So you know I'm ready to act an ASS.
I stand up and say LOUDLY

I stand up and say LOUDLY:
THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH
AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are
not within 100 miles of an international border
so that have NO authority to ask you for
ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF!
And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google
translated how to say that in Spanish and
repeated myself:
Esto es una violación de los derechos de su
cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles
nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas
miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos
pasar esto
The lady next to me did not speak English.
She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had
her back.
The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
they are about to start asking for
"documentation" from people.
I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
'm not drivina this his so vou have NO

The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
they are about to start asking for
"documentation" from people.
I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO
RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest
of you guys don't have to show them
anything, either! This is harassment and
racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn
thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border
so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction
here! GOOGLE IT!"
The agents start to look exasperated,
because they can see I'm wiling to act a
WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We
can see that you're a citizen because of your
filthy mouth". And then they just said "go
ahead" to the bus driver and got off.
Point is: These border patrol officers act like
they do because they EXPECT people to be
afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when

Point is: These border patrol officers act like
they do because they EXPECT people to be
afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when
they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend
her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No
one should be asked to present "papers" for
interstate travel. I defended her, and I
defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just
take this shit LYING down. What those
officers did is WRONG and completely illegal.
All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to
let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE
SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off.
Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS.
Because if you let them intimidate the poor
Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do
you think they're coming for next?

Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

Anaconda, Ass, and Donkey: Yesterday at 8:17 AM
Ok. Storytime: this is kinda long but PLEASE
READ. It's about my experience last night with
these fucking border patrol agents.
Last night, I rode the greyhound bus from
Bakersfield to Las Vegas to visit family.
When we got to the California/Nevada state
line, as always, there's a checkpoint.
(This checkpoint USED to be one where they
made sure you weren't carrying fruits into
California, bc of an invasive fruit fly species)
Anyway...
The bus driver makes an announcement: "We
are being boarded by Border Patrol. Please be
prepared to show your documentation upon
request".
WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK?
So you know I'm ready to act an ASS.
I stand up and say LOUDLY

I stand up and say LOUDLY:
THIS IS A VIOLATION OF YOUR 4TH
AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SHOW THEM *SHIT*! This is illegal. We are
not within 100 miles of an international border
so that have NO authority to ask you for
ANYTHING. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF!
And, Since my Spanish sucks, I Google
translated how to say that in Spanish and
repeated myself:
Esto es una violación de los derechos de su
cuarta enmienda. ¡No tienes que mostrarles
nada! Esto es ilegal No cumples, y no tengas
miedo. Están equivocados, y no dejaremos
pasar esto
The lady next to me did not speak English.
She looked terrified. I reassured her that I had
her back.
The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
they are about to start asking for
"documentation" from people.
I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
'm not drivina this his so vou have NO

The agents get on. Proceed to announce that
they are about to start asking for
"documentation" from people.
I Stand up and yell "I'm not showing you shit!
I'm not driving this bus, so you have NO
RIGHT to ask me for anything! And the rest
of you guys don't have to show them
anything, either! This is harassment and
racial profiling! Don't show them a gotdamn
thing! We are not within 100 miles of a border
so they have NO LEGAL RIGHT or jurisdiction
here! GOOGLE IT!"
The agents start to look exasperated,
because they can see I'm wiling to act a
WHOLE DONKEY. One of them said "Fine. We
can see that you're a citizen because of your
filthy mouth". And then they just said "go
ahead" to the bus driver and got off.
Point is: These border patrol officers act like
they do because they EXPECT people to be
afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when

Point is: These border patrol officers act like
they do because they EXPECT people to be
afraid of them and just comply. The lady next
to me spoke NO ENGLISH, but she was a very
kind woman. She looked TERRIFIED when
they boarded. I felt it was my duty to defend
her. We DO NOT LIVE in Nazi Germany. No
one should be asked to present "papers" for
interstate travel. I defended her, and I
defended myself. We DO NOT HAVE to just
take this shit LYING down. What those
officers did is WRONG and completely illegal.
All it took was ONE LOUD ass Black woman to
let them know WE ARE NOT WITH THE
SHITS. FUCK Y'ALL. And they backed off.
Use your voice. Take a risk. Act an ASS.
Because if you let them intimidate the poor
Spanish speaking woman next to you, who do
you think they're coming for next?

Obnoxious Lady Uses Google Translate to Give a Speech and Border Patrol lets her go Because of her "Foul Mouth"

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