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        novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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        novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
novelty-gift-ideas:

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                    novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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        novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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        simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
 CATS FACES
 2) CAT WITH EARS
 UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
 AND ALERT
 1) CAT WITH EARS
 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
 BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
 FORWARD
 Im pleased to see you.If you hold
 outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
 bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
 Im feeling scared or anxious
 am shy)
 offtofindout
 CATS NOISES
 MIAOW!
 PURRRR!
 MYIP!MYIP!
 4) PURR
 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
 HellolWelcome home! Is my
 dinnerready yet?
 6) CHATTERING AT THE
 WINDOW
 I purr because of most things
 (dinner strokes, sitting in
 sunshine but mainly because
 youúve given me some form of
 I've spottedpreyoutside the
 window but I dont think Ican
 catch it
 contact andI like it.

 CATs PoSTURES
 7) CAT WITH BACK
 HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
 AND FUR ON END,
 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
 BEHIND
 9) CAT ROLLING ON
 BACK TO EXPOSE
 STOMACH
 GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
 friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
 Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
 dogs.
 my hair out to make myselflook
 bigger so whatever Im scaredof
 leaves me alone.
 might be in the mood to play.

 Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
 10) CAT BRINGING A
 CIFT
 12) CAT KNEADING
 11) CAT RUBBING
 AGAINST A TABLE /
 PERSON
 Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
 just like needing mymum.
 Im trying to teach you howto
 hunt.See what a goodhunter
 am.
 This is my home andIscent
 things to find mywayaround.
 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
 WITH NO LEGS
 This might look silly to you, but it
 makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
 but you cant seeme!
 SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
 WHILST MAKING EYE
 CONTACT
 Im happy and relaxed You could
 call this mysphinx loaforeven
 monorail position.
 Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
 me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
 in the mood
 Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.
        

            
            

                
                
                    simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.: CAT BEHAvioURS ExplAiNED
 CATS FACES
 2) CAT WITH EARS
 UPRIGHT, SITTING UP
 AND ALERT
 1) CAT WITH EARS
 3) CAT WITH EARS FLAT
 BACK, EYES WIDE OPEN
 FORWARD
 Im pleased to see you.If you hold
 outyour handImight give it a mlistening intently. Was it a bird
 bump to say hello (or a sniffifIoramouse?Im not sure but Im
 Im feeling scared or anxious
 am shy)
 offtofindout
 CATS NOISES
 MIAOW!
 PURRRR!
 MYIP!MYIP!
 4) PURR
 5) CHIRRUP /MIAOW
 HellolWelcome home! Is my
 dinnerready yet?
 6) CHATTERING AT THE
 WINDOW
 I purr because of most things
 (dinner strokes, sitting in
 sunshine but mainly because
 youúve given me some form of
 I've spottedpreyoutside the
 window but I dont think Ican
 catch it
 contact andI like it.

 CATs PoSTURES
 7) CAT WITH BACK
 HUNCHED UP AND TAIL
 AND FUR ON END,
 8) CAT SHOWING YOU ITS
 BEHIND
 9) CAT ROLLING ON
 BACK TO EXPOSE
 STOMACH
 GROWLING OR HISSINC Dont be offended Im just being
 friendly We cats say hello toeach Itrust you but watchyour fingers
 Im being defensive.lim puffing other by sniffing tails, just like ifyou decide to give me a tickle,I
 dogs.
 my hair out to make myselflook
 bigger so whatever Im scaredof
 leaves me alone.
 might be in the mood to play.

 Why DoEs My CAT Do THAr?
 10) CAT BRINGING A
 CIFT
 12) CAT KNEADING
 11) CAT RUBBING
 AGAINST A TABLE /
 PERSON
 Imgetting comfy, kneading you is
 just like needing mymum.
 Im trying to teach you howto
 hunt.See what a goodhunter
 am.
 This is my home andIscent
 things to find mywayaround.
 13) CAT IN A BoX / BAG 14) MONORAIL CAT CAT 15) CAT FACE, SHOWING
 WITH NO LEGS
 This might look silly to you, but it
 makes me feel safe-Ican seeyou
 but you cant seeme!
 SLOW CLOSING OF EYES
 WHILST MAKING EYE
 CONTACT
 Im happy and relaxed You could
 call this mysphinx loaforeven
 monorail position.
 Youre getting akiss.Ifyou copy
 me, Imightjust do it again.Iflam
 in the mood
 Sainsbury's Bank
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

Nothing explains cats. Tumblr stop trying to make a liar out of me.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
simonalkenmayer:

ceoolsson:

americaninfographic:

Cat Behavior


a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rub...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO
 DETERMINE IF YOUR
 DATE IS MARRIED
 1Examine the left ring finger
 After a period of about one year, a wedding band
 leaves a circle of lighter skin around the base of the
 ring finger. Your date may also touch the base of that
 finger inadvertently, as if something is missing
 2 Ask for a home phone number
 Most people in committed relationships spend at least
 one or two hours a week on the phone; if your date will
 not give you his home phone number, then he is wor
 ried someone else will answer when you call
 3 Insist on holding hands when walking in public.
 If your date is interested and attracted to you, then
 he will not object to such a small and commonplace
 display of affection unless he fears that someone wil
 spot you together
 Search your date's car
 The automobile registration may be in the spouse's
 name, or in both names. It is usually kept in the glove
 compartment, behind the sun visor or, for non-smok-
 ers, in the ashtray. Look for signs of a spouse (clothing,
 makeup) or other indicators (pacifiers, pieces of crack-
 ers, toys) of a family your date has not mentioned.
 27. bto determine if your date is married

 un vison
 glove
 compartment
 ashtray
 earch your date's car. The automobile registration may
 include the spouse's mame.
 5
 Ask to meet some of his friends.
 After two or three dates, this is not an unusual request.
 If your date claims that his friends remain close to his
 ex-wife, or that it's too soon to bring you into their
 social circle, you have good reason to believe that you
 are not the only woman in his life.
 Invite him to spend the night.
 f you have engaged in sexual activity on several occa-
 sions but he always refuses to stay the night, then he
 very likely has someone waiting for him
 6
 28.
 cbapter I: defensive dating
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO
 DETERMINE IF YOUR
 DATE IS MARRIED
 1Examine the left ring finger
 After a period of about one year, a wedding band
 leaves a circle of lighter skin around the base of the
 ring finger. Your date may also touch the base of that
 finger inadvertently, as if something is missing
 2 Ask for a home phone number
 Most people in committed relationships spend at least
 one or two hours a week on the phone; if your date will
 not give you his home phone number, then he is wor
 ried someone else will answer when you call
 3 Insist on holding hands when walking in public.
 If your date is interested and attracted to you, then
 he will not object to such a small and commonplace
 display of affection unless he fears that someone wil
 spot you together
 Search your date's car
 The automobile registration may be in the spouse's
 name, or in both names. It is usually kept in the glove
 compartment, behind the sun visor or, for non-smok-
 ers, in the ashtray. Look for signs of a spouse (clothing,
 makeup) or other indicators (pacifiers, pieces of crack-
 ers, toys) of a family your date has not mentioned.
 27. bto determine if your date is married

 un vison
 glove
 compartment
 ashtray
 earch your date's car. The automobile registration may
 include the spouse's mame.
 5
 Ask to meet some of his friends.
 After two or three dates, this is not an unusual request.
 If your date claims that his friends remain close to his
 ex-wife, or that it's too soon to bring you into their
 social circle, you have good reason to believe that you
 are not the only woman in his life.
 Invite him to spend the night.
 f you have engaged in sexual activity on several occa-
 sions but he always refuses to stay the night, then he
 very likely has someone waiting for him
 6
 28.
 cbapter I: defensive dating
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        novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO
 DETERMINE IF YOUR
 DATE IS MARRIED
 1Examine the left ring finger
 After a period of about one year, a wedding band
 leaves a circle of lighter skin around the base of the
 ring finger. Your date may also touch the base of that
 finger inadvertently, as if something is missing
 2 Ask for a home phone number
 Most people in committed relationships spend at least
 one or two hours a week on the phone; if your date will
 not give you his home phone number, then he is wor
 ried someone else will answer when you call
 3 Insist on holding hands when walking in public.
 If your date is interested and attracted to you, then
 he will not object to such a small and commonplace
 display of affection unless he fears that someone wil
 spot you together
 Search your date's car
 The automobile registration may be in the spouse's
 name, or in both names. It is usually kept in the glove
 compartment, behind the sun visor or, for non-smok-
 ers, in the ashtray. Look for signs of a spouse (clothing,
 makeup) or other indicators (pacifiers, pieces of crack-
 ers, toys) of a family your date has not mentioned.
 27. bto determine if your date is married

 un vison
 glove
 compartment
 ashtray
 earch your date's car. The automobile registration may
 include the spouse's mame.
 5
 Ask to meet some of his friends.
 After two or three dates, this is not an unusual request.
 If your date claims that his friends remain close to his
 ex-wife, or that it's too soon to bring you into their
 social circle, you have good reason to believe that you
 are not the only woman in his life.
 Invite him to spend the night.
 f you have engaged in sexual activity on several occa-
 sions but he always refuses to stay the night, then he
 very likely has someone waiting for him
 6
 28.
 cbapter I: defensive dating
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO
 DETERMINE IF YOUR
 DATE IS MARRIED
 1Examine the left ring finger
 After a period of about one year, a wedding band
 leaves a circle of lighter skin around the base of the
 ring finger. Your date may also touch the base of that
 finger inadvertently, as if something is missing
 2 Ask for a home phone number
 Most people in committed relationships spend at least
 one or two hours a week on the phone; if your date will
 not give you his home phone number, then he is wor
 ried someone else will answer when you call
 3 Insist on holding hands when walking in public.
 If your date is interested and attracted to you, then
 he will not object to such a small and commonplace
 display of affection unless he fears that someone wil
 spot you together
 Search your date's car
 The automobile registration may be in the spouse's
 name, or in both names. It is usually kept in the glove
 compartment, behind the sun visor or, for non-smok-
 ers, in the ashtray. Look for signs of a spouse (clothing,
 makeup) or other indicators (pacifiers, pieces of crack-
 ers, toys) of a family your date has not mentioned.
 27. bto determine if your date is married

 un vison
 glove
 compartment
 ashtray
 earch your date's car. The automobile registration may
 include the spouse's mame.
 5
 Ask to meet some of his friends.
 After two or three dates, this is not an unusual request.
 If your date claims that his friends remain close to his
 ex-wife, or that it's too soon to bring you into their
 social circle, you have good reason to believe that you
 are not the only woman in his life.
 Invite him to spend the night.
 f you have engaged in sexual activity on several occa-
 sions but he always refuses to stay the night, then he
 very likely has someone waiting for him
 6
 28.
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        <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/">

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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        novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO
 DETERMINE IF YOUR
 DATE IS MARRIED
 1Examine the left ring finger
 After a period of about one year, a wedding band
 leaves a circle of lighter skin around the base of the
 ring finger. Your date may also touch the base of that
 finger inadvertently, as if something is missing
 2 Ask for a home phone number
 Most people in committed relationships spend at least
 one or two hours a week on the phone; if your date will
 not give you his home phone number, then he is wor
 ried someone else will answer when you call
 3 Insist on holding hands when walking in public.
 If your date is interested and attracted to you, then
 he will not object to such a small and commonplace
 display of affection unless he fears that someone wil
 spot you together
 Search your date's car
 The automobile registration may be in the spouse's
 name, or in both names. It is usually kept in the glove
 compartment, behind the sun visor or, for non-smok-
 ers, in the ashtray. Look for signs of a spouse (clothing,
 makeup) or other indicators (pacifiers, pieces of crack-
 ers, toys) of a family your date has not mentioned.
 27. bto determine if your date is married

 un vison
 glove
 compartment
 ashtray
 earch your date's car. The automobile registration may
 include the spouse's mame.
 5
 Ask to meet some of his friends.
 After two or three dates, this is not an unusual request.
 If your date claims that his friends remain close to his
 ex-wife, or that it's too soon to bring you into their
 social circle, you have good reason to believe that you
 are not the only woman in his life.
 Invite him to spend the night.
 f you have engaged in sexual activity on several occa-
 sions but he always refuses to stay the night, then he
 very likely has someone waiting for him
 6
 28.
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO
 DETERMINE IF YOUR
 DATE IS MARRIED
 1Examine the left ring finger
 After a period of about one year, a wedding band
 leaves a circle of lighter skin around the base of the
 ring finger. Your date may also touch the base of that
 finger inadvertently, as if something is missing
 2 Ask for a home phone number
 Most people in committed relationships spend at least
 one or two hours a week on the phone; if your date will
 not give you his home phone number, then he is wor
 ried someone else will answer when you call
 3 Insist on holding hands when walking in public.
 If your date is interested and attracted to you, then
 he will not object to such a small and commonplace
 display of affection unless he fears that someone wil
 spot you together
 Search your date's car
 The automobile registration may be in the spouse's
 name, or in both names. It is usually kept in the glove
 compartment, behind the sun visor or, for non-smok-
 ers, in the ashtray. Look for signs of a spouse (clothing,
 makeup) or other indicators (pacifiers, pieces of crack-
 ers, toys) of a family your date has not mentioned.
 27. bto determine if your date is married

 un vison
 glove
 compartment
 ashtray
 earch your date's car. The automobile registration may
 include the spouse's mame.
 5
 Ask to meet some of his friends.
 After two or three dates, this is not an unusual request.
 If your date claims that his friends remain close to his
 ex-wife, or that it's too soon to bring you into their
 social circle, you have good reason to believe that you
 are not the only woman in his life.
 Invite him to spend the night.
 f you have engaged in sexual activity on several occa-
 sions but he always refuses to stay the night, then he
 very likely has someone waiting for him
 6
 28.
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        novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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                    novelty-gift-ideas:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating  Sex: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
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