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        Huehue: File: 138666223302
 (11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) G I
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 | Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752
 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share
 > Where l work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night
 > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night
 > Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested
 > Apparently they're smart as shit
 > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated
 > A wild idea appears
 > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work
 > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever l can
 > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks
 > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows
 > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit
 >Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time (i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now)
 > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's
 > I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows
 > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe
 > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out
 > I've created a great war between two formerly friendly nations
 World War Crow comm
 > I am fueling it with french fries
 ences
 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845
 Replies: 22520559326
 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work.
 > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me
 > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm
 > I expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing
 > I walk out from the covered entry way and look up
 > All across the trees surrounding my
 > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries)
 > I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder.
 > All hell breaks loose
 > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown
 > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue)
 building are crows. More than there have ever been before
 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960
 > I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other.
 > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right
 > Sit in awe of what I've created
 > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins
 > Only grassbros left
 > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me
 > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks
 > I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me
 > I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow
 > Cashiers face
 > I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros
        

            
            

                
                
                    Huehue: File: 138666223302
 (11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) G I
 |
 | Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:57:13 UTC-5 No.520558752
 So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I'd share
 > Where l work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night
 > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night
 > Was reading up on crows because fuck it, interested
 > Apparently they're smart as shit
 > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated
 > A wild idea appears
 > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work
 > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever l can
 > Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks
 > Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows
 > They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my shit
 >Tree crows throw nuts and try to shit on me all the time (i dodge bird shit like I dodge wrenches now)
 > Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcd's
 > I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows
 > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe
 > Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out
 > I've created a great war between two formerly friendly nations
 World War Crow comm
 > I am fueling it with french fries
 ences
 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:58:03 UTC-5 No.520558845
 Replies: 22520559326
 > Both nations now jockeying for position near my work.
 > Grass crows try to defend me as the Tree crows fly over me and throw nuts and rocks at me
 > After a few days of tense defense/offense, all goes calm
 > I expect the usual squawking and flapping as I walk out, but there's nothing
 > I walk out from the covered entry way and look up
 > All across the trees surrounding my
 > I recognize one of the grass bros in the tree closest to me. (Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries)
 > I hear one squawk as one of the tree bros flies out and drops a rock on my shoulder.
 > All hell breaks loose
 > Crows flying all across the sky, and I can hardly see through the clown
 > No wonder they call it a murder (huehue)
 building are crows. More than there have ever been before
 Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)02:59:05 UTC-5 No.520558960
 > I sit and watch as literally 1000-2000 crows charge at each other.
 > Bloodied bird carcasses falling left and right
 > Sit in awe of what I've created
 > Nearly an hour passes and the cloud thins
 > Only grassbros left
 > Reggie flies down to the ground and lands beside me
 > Has big scar across left eye. Gives no fucks
 > I stand, and all the grassbros look up to me
 > I march across the street, and into mcd's, leaving the door open for all the crows to follow
 > Cashiers face
 > I order 12 XL french fries, and celebrate my grand victory with the grassbros
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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