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Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to President Theodore Roosevelt about Alice Roosevelt (his daughter) smoking on top of the White House, Roosevelt replied, "l can be can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/172731993075/gortys-and-loaderbot-themauveroom" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gortys-and-loaderbot.tumblr.com/post/172722688177/themauveroom-distractedbyshinyobjects" class="tumblr_blog">gortys-and-loaderbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://themauveroom.com/post/126061716051/distractedbyshinyobjects-mewjounouchi" class="tumblr_blog">themauveroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/125910374913">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mewjounouchi.tumblr.com/post/107289650150">mewjounouchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khoshekh-yourself.tumblr.com/post/100377132737">khoshekh-yourself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsuitmonarchy.tumblr.com/post/97024694779">catsuitmonarchy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://optimysticals.tumblr.com/post/97022954813">optimysticals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vancity604778kid.tumblr.com/post/96954514788">vancity604778kid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/90809645826">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content clearfix"> <div class="post_content_inner clearfix"> <div class="post_body"> <p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt">Source</a> <strong>Click <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">HERE</a> to Follow the <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">Ultrafacts</a> Blog!</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p> <p><figure data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1175b098b7bd4fa11b6cf8b3c8100b20/tumblr_inline_p7g7x4M0Q11rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p> </blockquote> <p>Well I have a new hero.</p> </blockquote> <p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p> <p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p> <p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p> <p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p> <p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p> <p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p> <p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p> <p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p> <p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p> </blockquote> <p>I love this woman.</p> </blockquote> <p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p> <p>She is my absolute favorite. </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m21SIElX9sOL2ZOMwlFWvXw">@lornagonigall</a></p> </blockquote> <p>My idol and an icon she is</p> </blockquote> <p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>

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College, Fake, and Food: Patricia Heaton @PatriciaHeaton Follow If @benshapiro is a fake jew, why does he not show up at my Sat nite dinner party until after sunrise & refuse to eat my non-kosher food? Tariq Nasheed@tariqnasheed Suspected white supremacist Ben Shapiro, who tries to mask his racist rhetoric by claiming to be jewish, is in Berkeley now #BenAtBerkeley 8:35 PM - 14 Sep 2017 1,067 Retweets 5,308 Likes 284 1.1 5.3K Patricia Heaton@PatriciaHeaton Sep 14 Haven't heard such comments. Would it be telling that I serve on the board of @JrPosseORG & provide college scholarships to black students? Tariq Nasheed@tariqnasheed Replying to @PatriciaHeaton @benshapiro Ms. Heaton, the fact that I can't find any tweets where you are denouncing Ben's disgustingly anti-Black rhetoric, is very telling 46 tl 66 496 Patricia Heaton @PatriciaHeaton - Sep 14 Oh my. Never mind. I see there is no chance of having a thoughtful discussion. Blessings to you. Tariq Nasheed@tariqnasheed Replying to @PatriciaHeaton @JrPosseORG Ma'am, just because you work at a charity that gives Black victims of white supremacy a few crumbs, that doesn't excuse you defending racism 296 th 478 3.0K <p><a href="http://peccatopotpourri.tumblr.com/post/165603731757/siryouarebeingmocked-triggeredmedia-you-have" class="tumblr_blog">peccatopotpourri</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/165601702155/triggeredmedia-you-have-to-denounce-who-we-tell" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://triggeredmedia.tumblr.com/post/165476242292/you-have-to-denounce-who-we-tell-you-to-or-else" class="tumblr_blog">triggeredmedia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“You have to denounce who we tell you to or else you are also a white supremacist.”<br/></p></blockquote> <p><b>Tariq</b>: Ben Shapiro is a fake Jew.<br/><b>Patricia Heaton</b>: Then why does he act like a real Jew?<br/><b>Tariq</b>: Why aren’t you decrying his anti-black comments?<br/><b>Heaton</b>: I don’t know any comments like that.<br/><b>Tariq</b>: Why are you defending racism?<br/><b>Heaton</b>: I’m done.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="489" data-orig-width="684"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f2a331b7b3f82dc762105ccf02d0ccfa/tumblr_inline_owhj03Xwrw1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="489" data-orig-width="684"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="329" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5f61218af46438de78292fe49de9427c/tumblr_inline_owhj0tu7ZJ1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="329" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><p>Why am I not suprised Tariq couldn’t back up a single thing he actually said, and descended to <b>buzzwords</b> and personal attacks? </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="409" data-orig-width="585"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36be90963d0d43c987c0ef1737e8e491/tumblr_inline_owhiwuX7ik1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="409" data-orig-width="585"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="519" data-orig-width="584"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/72c0a0266cb44d95ed979e7fc81b4453/tumblr_inline_owhiz05dJB1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="519" data-orig-width="584"/></figure><p>Also, we’re not supposed to defend “suspected white supremacists” now. I’d bet money Tariq only threw “suspected” in there so he doesn’t get sued. Or to give him wriggle-room in case he’s wrong.</p> <p>Oh, wait, he never admits he’s wrong.</p> <p><a href="https://twitter.com/PatriciaHeaton/status/908540818390097920">The responses are full of some cheering stuff, tho</a>.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="464" data-orig-width="588"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c7491762f3f3879c1a0688afecff263/tumblr_inline_owhj8zQHmJ1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="464" data-orig-width="588"/></figure><p>Compton Jr Posse isn’t just “crumbs”, BTW. It’s a charity for “Keeping Kids ON Horses and OFF the Streets”.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is hilarious, it’s fun watching tariq humiliate himself</p></blockquote> <p>Patricia Heaton is awesome and Tariq is garbage. What else is new.</p>

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Bad, Be Like, and Beautiful: HIDE YOUR GOOD DEEDS MORE THAN YOU HIDE YOUR BAD DEEDS GARDENOFTHEPIOUS It is a pity that many people today do favours of good deeds only to gain fame, fortune and praise from fellow human beings, (known in Arabic as Riya). Performing righteous deeds to show off or to be seen by fellow human beings in order to be praised by them destroys all the benefits that lie in such deeds. - The primary cause of Riya is a weak level of eeman (faith). When people’s faith is weak, they prefer the admiration and acceptance of people instead of the pleasure of Allah. They desire to be like others who they envy, and to be envied by others similarly. This causes them to ignore the blessings and rewards of the hereafter, and desire for fame and prestige in this world; thus fall into riya. Allah will humiliate all such people on the Day of Resurrection. - Jundub narrated that The Prophet (ﷺ) said, “He who lets the people hear of his good deeds intentionally, to win their praise, Allah will let the people know his real intention (on the Day of Resurrection), and he who does good things in public to show off and win the praise of the people, Allah will disclose his real intention (and humiliate him). (Bukhari, 6499) - In the Quran, Allah says (translation of meaning): “Would one of you like to have a garden of palm trees and grapevines underneath which rivers flow in which he has from every fruit? But he is afflicted with old age and has weak offspring, and it is hit by a whirlwind containing fire and is burned. Thus does Allah make clear to you [His] verses that you might give thought.” (Quran, 2:266) - Here Allah has compared the good deeds of those who practice riya to a beautiful, lush garden that is burnt by a fire, while the owner stands by, incapable of stopping it. This is what happens to good deeds that are wasted. How can Allah, the Most Wise, accept deeds if they are not performed for His sake? How can Allah, the Most Just, bestow the same amount of blessings on the person who performs action solely for His sake and the one who intends only to show off and acquire the praise of fellow human beings? - May Allah save us all from the dangerous, poisonous habit of doing righteous deeds with the intention of seeking praise and fame. AMEEN.💖

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Being Alone, Cute, and Fucking: Wrong person Please disregard this and forget it NO COME BACK Delivered Delete my number don't talk to me when school starts again please I won't be able to look you in the eye ok but that picture doesn't show up immediately on google how deep did u go into research pal Delivered Please leave me alone we have so much to talk about No DANIEL Please stop EMBRACE THE GAY I'M NOT GAY HE JUST HAS A REALLY NICE MOUTH AND HE'S PRETTY FUCK OFF OK FUCK THAT DOESN'T HELP dan I'm going to block your number go ahead u can block me but u can't block the gay Delivered Message <p><a href="http://timesandtroubles.tumblr.com/post/161881194504/lavahanje-thetrippytrip-you-cant-block" class="tumblr_blog">timesandtroubles</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lavahanje.tumblr.com/post/160289791651/thetrippytrip-you-cant-block-the-gay-should" class="tumblr_blog">lavahanje</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thetrippytrip.tumblr.com/post/159563651856/you-cant-block-the-gay-should-be-on-a-tshirt" class="tumblr_blog">thetrippytrip</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i> “You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt. </i><br/></p></blockquote> <p>IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY</p> </blockquote> <p>If I remember correctly this went on for a few more screenshots and ended with the person in grey being outed against their will at school <br/><br/>also if someone tells you not to tell someone something don’t fucking screenshot it for the internet<br/><br/>Dudes obviously uncomfortable with what’s happening and this is why dudes can never talk about finding other dudes attractive without some fucking weeb being like ‘omg tell me about ur GAY’  5 bucks says the person in blue is some yaoi shipper who thinks it’s cute to harrass queer men smh <br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>&ldquo;lol it&rsquo;s fun to harass and humiliate people because we think gayness is trendy&rdquo;</p>