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ubercharge: sindri42: bettsplendens: dallasrecklessandrelentless: That fuckin smile at the end To the worried person in the comments:  No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.  Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight. However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast. Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended. this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me  : ubercharge: sindri42: bettsplendens: dallasrecklessandrelentless: That fuckin smile at the end To the worried person in the comments:  No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.  Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight. However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast. Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended. this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 
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srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids: AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING: WITH KIDS VS. WITHOUT KID WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS Time to get up! Someone peed 6:00 You won't be getting up for 5 through his diaper and now your bed is covered in urine more You change a diaper and try to get the kid to sleep a little longer but now the he's yelling zoo animals and doing flips on the 6:30 You made some breakfast for your child, but today he decided he hates eggs. He's saying he wants "scrims" but you don't know what that means. He won't explain and just keeps yelling "scrims" louder and louder 7:00 Your pillow got a little warm so you turn it over and go back to You've now watched the same episode of Spongebob four times. One time you tried to change it over to the news and your kid shoved a spoon in the Tranquil visions dance in your 8:00 O0 head as the sweet embrace of slumber engulfs your resting body You attempt to take a shower but your kid keeps throwing can openers into the tub. You weren't aware that you hacd multiple can openers An angel comes down and gently kisses your forehead. Sleep well, sweet prince 8:30 You walk upstairs to your room, but didn't realize your kid was using the stairs as a stunt zone for Hot Wheels and you slip on one and nearly die as you tumble back down to the A hummingbird perches itself outside your window and sings a sweet lullaby. He blows you a kiss and soars away 9:00 You try to finally go to the bathroom, but forgot to lock the door so now your kid is crying because you won't let him dump sand in your lap. He dumps it on the dog instead. The sand was actually used cat litter You wake briefly to adjust your sleep number. (You bought an adjustable bed with all the disposable income you have from not having a kid.) 9:30 You hear laughter, which is almost more terrifying than crying. You walk in the living room to see your kid making 10:00 S Still sleeping soundly, like a puppy in front of a crackling snow angels in glue. There's no way you're getting your deposit back with a giant glue angel in the middle of the carpet Your kid doses off and you try to catch up on your favorite show You stir a little and check your texts. Your friend wants to go to brunch later. That sounds nice 30 more minutes of sleep and you'll get ready for that. Maybe go to mall later or ride go-karts Unfortunately, six minutes into it 10:30 there's a dramatic moment where the music builds and your kid is now wide-awake. (Screw You get everyone loaded into the car to go to the zoo, even though it's 90 degrees and so humid taxidermy is coming back to life. Your kid yells a racial slur he heard in a movie. Out of all the words he's heard, that's the only one that stuck. You wake up feeling refreshed and beautiful. You know what? It's Saturday. Let's just lie in the bed a while and watch a movie 11:00 srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids

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<p><a href="http://memelibrarian.com/post/122184085444/invisiblespork-tognir-inainn-youre" class="tumblr_blog">continuants</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://invisiblespork.tumblr.com/post/115484848879" class="tumblr_blog">invisiblespork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tognir-inainn.tumblr.com/post/111187481282" class="tumblr_blog">tognir-inainn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You’re welcome</p> </blockquote> <p>[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>[pause for peep]</p> </blockquote>: BB@ One <p><a href="http://memelibrarian.com/post/122184085444/invisiblespork-tognir-inainn-youre" class="tumblr_blog">continuants</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://invisiblespork.tumblr.com/post/115484848879" class="tumblr_blog">invisiblespork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tognir-inainn.tumblr.com/post/111187481282" class="tumblr_blog">tognir-inainn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You’re welcome</p> </blockquote> <p>[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>[pause for peep]</p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://spacelesbians.tumblr.com/post/167489585602/queervashti-shinymegacrobat-gif87a-com-a" class="tumblr_blog">spacelesbians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://queervashti.tumblr.com/post/166864376877/shinymegacrobat-gif87a-com-a-hummingbird" class="tumblr_blog">queervashti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shinymegacrobat.tumblr.com/post/164839902381/gif87a-com-a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange" class="tumblr_blog">shinymegacrobat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gif87a-com.tumblr.com/post/164835765919/a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange-hat-was-a" class="tumblr_blog">gif87a-com</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Cabelas/posts/10155070199143981">x</a>]<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol</p> </blockquote> <p>i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat </p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="296" data-orig-width="272"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cea500903dfcb94a73418d5134a9e3fa/tumblr_inline_ozf47btiHg1spwnj0_540.png" data-orig-height="296" data-orig-width="272"/></figure><p><b>HE SITS</b></p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://spacelesbians.tumblr.com/post/167489585602/queervashti-shinymegacrobat-gif87a-com-a" class="tumblr_blog">spacelesbians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://queervashti.tumblr.com/post/166864376877/shinymegacrobat-gif87a-com-a-hummingbird" class="tumblr_blog">queervashti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shinymegacrobat.tumblr.com/post/164839902381/gif87a-com-a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange" class="tumblr_blog">shinymegacrobat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gif87a-com.tumblr.com/post/164835765919/a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange-hat-was-a" class="tumblr_blog">gif87a-com</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Cabelas/posts/10155070199143981">x</a>]<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol</p> </blockquote> <p>i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat </p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="296" data-orig-width="272"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cea500903dfcb94a73418d5134a9e3fa/tumblr_inline_ozf47btiHg1spwnj0_540.png" data-orig-height="296" data-orig-width="272"/></figure><p><b>HE SITS</b></p> </blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://queervashti.tumblr.com/post/166864376877/shinymegacrobat-gif87a-com-a-hummingbird" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">queervashti</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://shinymegacrobat.tumblr.com/post/164839902381/gif87a-com-a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shinymegacrobat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gif87a-com.tumblr.com/post/164835765919/a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange-hat-was-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gif87a-com</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Cabelas/posts/10155070199143981" target="_blank">x</a>]<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol</p> </blockquote> <p>i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat </p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://queervashti.tumblr.com/post/166864376877/shinymegacrobat-gif87a-com-a-hummingbird" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">queervashti</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://shinymegacrobat.tumblr.com/post/164839902381/gif87a-com-a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shinymegacrobat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gif87a-com.tumblr.com/post/164835765919/a-hummingbird-thought-a-mans-orange-hat-was-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gif87a-com</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Cabelas/posts/10155070199143981" target="_blank">x</a>]<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol</p> </blockquote> <p>i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat </p> </blockquote>
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