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Apparently, Confused, and Driving: 13.9k submitted 7 hours ago (last edited 1 hour ago) by (Originally I posted this to r/pettyrevenge!, but I think it belongs here.) Last summer I was at a cousin's wedding. His bride and her family had been close with ours since before I was born, and the couple had known each other since they were toddlers, the family so it was a particularly exciting event for both sides of However, after the ceremony was over and the party had only just started, one of the bridesmaids decided to announce her own engagement. The attention was immediately taken away from the newlyweds and brought to the bridesmaid (who I'll call Sarah) and her equally-smug fiancé. My cousin's wife (I'll call her Emma) didn't make a or utter a single negative word about Sarah. She looked like she was on the verge of tears, but she kept grinning and acted very happy for the other couple. This was unusual, as Emma is typically quite confrontational and speaks her mind no matter the consequences. scene Sarah later picked Emma to be the maid of honor at her own wedding, which took place last weekend (I wasn't there for it, but my cousin sent me some of the best bits on snapchat and explained the whole situation). This is where the fun begins. Emma's two much-younger sisters were the flower girls at Sarah's wedding. At the very last moment, Emma switched out the white petals in their baskets to blue ones she had secretly brought with her. She told her sisters not to say anything about it or let the bride see them until it was time to scatter them down the aisle. S Sarah looked very confused upon seeing the blue petals (which didn't coordinate whatsoever with her theme), but of course she didn't say anything about it in the moment. Most of Sarah's other bridesmaids were also Emma's friends, had attended Emma's wedding, and were in on Emma's sdcheme. At the reception, Emma's sisters and the other bridesmaids were tight-lipped when Sarah began demanding to know why there were blue petals. The wedding planner ended up getting a lot of abuse for not checking the flower girls' baskets before they walked down the aisle. Finally, it was time for the speeches. The speeches took place in front of a massive screen, displaying a loop of photos with Sarah and her husband, which had been compiled by Emma. Emma took the remote that controlled the presentation screen and at first she showed some pre-approved humorous photos of Sarah with Emma and other friends to facilitate a couple lighthearted jokes. Then, at the very end, Emma said to Sarah that she must be wondering why there were blue petals instead of the white ones originally planned. That was when Emma displayed the last slide from her presentation Emma announced in front of everyone that she was five months pregnant, and that she'd just discovered the baby was a boy, hence the blue petals. The last slide? Her ultrasound picture. There were shocked yells and gasps, Sarah had a fit, but those involved in the scheme cheered so loudly that I sincerely regret watching the snapchat recordings with headphones. Apparently Sarah had been very nasty to her bridesmaids before, driving several of them away and forcing the others to pay ridiculous amounts of money for dresses Emma and my cousin were eventually thrown out of the party, but they to confront her outside, and Emma retorted with, "Gentle, gentle! I'm pregnant! were all smiles. Sarah's fuming mother went I reckon Sarah doesn't speak to the majority of those bridesmaids anymore. T;dr] Self-important bridesmaid announces her engagement at my cousin's wedding, stealing the spotlight from him and his bride. Said bridesmaid foolishly names my cousin's wife her maid of honour and behaves like a complete bridezilla. Cousin's wife sabotages her wedding to announce her own pregnancy. (EDIT: Thank you, kind stranger, for the gold!) (EDIT 2: Oh wow, silver too! Thank you so much, really appreciate it!) 880 comments (1 new) source share save hide aive award report crosspost hide all child comments This frontpage post. Maid of honor allegedly holding grudge for half a year to perform cringey "scheme". Subreddit and OP username removed as requested.

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Club, Friends, and Jerry Seinfeld: PROGRAM TEST REPORT ENTERTAINMENT/PRIMETIME October 26, 1989 THE SEINFELD CHRONICLES PILOT PERFORMANCE:Weak THE SEINFELD CHRONICLES had portions that were very popular, most notably the stand-up routines Jerry Seinfeld performed at a night club 1ocale, but the more typical sit-com scenes of Jerry and his friends at commonday locations were negatively received as one viewer put it, "You can't get too excited about going to the laundramat." the show again, but men and 18-to-49 year-olds were more inclined to give it a try than were women, kids, teens, and vievers over 50 No segment of the audience was eager to watch Jerry Seinfeld, who was familiar to about a quarter of the viewers, created, on balance, lukewarm reactions among adults and teens, and very low reactions teens enjoyed Jerry as an intelligent, of among kids quick-thinking comedian with humor powerless, dense, and naive On-stage, adults and "clean," "natural," observational sense In his "boring," ordinary, everyday life, he appeared sensitive but Jerry's "1oser" friend, George, who vas not a particularly forceful character, actually appeared somewhat more in charge, and vievers found it annoying that Jerry needed things to be explained to There was a loose connection between Jerry's on-stage material and his outside life viewers were unclear whether Jerry vorked as a comedian or if The movement disorienting, people familiar vith Jerry Seinfe)ld its being that they Had seen him him. his routines took place outside of the show as commentaries. back considered abrupt The and forth was also and somevhat especially particularly enjoyed his stand-up routines, but they interrupted by the storyline, and most perform much of the material before. viewers. elder to tesented indicated Doss NE EVER! None of the supports were particularly liked, and vieers felt needed a better backup ensemble, was only mi1dly amusing relationship vith Jerry supports- he mildly amused some 12-to-34 year-old males and reminded some of their own weird neighbors part, but a few found her sarcastic delivery humorous leading Jerry on, and viewers found it unbelievable that a would be sleeping over. that Jerry George was negatively ieved as a "wimp" who and did not like his Kessler had low scores, but was the best of the vievers said he whined Claire, the waitress, did not stand out in a small Laura vas disliked for newly engaged voman The overall show was considered contemporary, unusual, and fairly humorous, but the comedy primarily played with young adults, and it reminded some people of Gary Shandling's show. considered only mildly realistic and believable, and many did not identify with the things with which Jerry was involved. Despite the slice-of-11fe approach, the program was L. Currlin, G. Huntington, R. Niles, R. Wrigh E. Cardinal, P. Mapes, R. Vail cc: J. Agoglia, W. Littlefield, W., Rubens, P. Beckman, R. Ludwin, B. Tartikoff, J. Matthes, P. Wang, J. Miller. D. Wedeck, NBC RESEARCH So oc -28 And the rest is history

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Click, Steam, and Date: DIE F (30) CF (10) C (30) IR Steam + CRAPP (30) H Steam Steam Steam Steam Steam Ste X eInstall Valve Corp [US] https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/discussion/639539553/2217311444336165908/ R dome...(Whole mag) Date Posted: 17 Jul, 2017 @ 3:07am Colt 1911 sCoped: Posts: 1 This gun should be doing the same damage as the normal M9K pistol colt 1911 Start a New Discussion FNP.45 CAL Advanced: wwwving shame...eight rounds and can't do enough damage still Glock 18/W drummag: Discussions Rules and Guidelines It is good, but why less damage? Shouldn't it be less accurate/more recoil? USP TACTICAL SILENCED Why does it not do as much damage as the M9K usp while not silenced? Also to silence it is E+ Right click. Took me a while to find out. vvv sake it has a diffrient magazine than the vanilla one. MR96 This vis supposed to ving end lives and end wives with one damn bllet. Nope just a bit of damage on a headshot. Are you nuts? Accuracy is okay. The VP-40 and RUGER MK3 are alright. Please take this as constructive critisism, and also suggestions I wasn't mad while making this. Just humorous with the cussing Last edited by kenkade4; 17 Jul, 2017 @ 3:08am Showing 1-1 of 1 comments FieryBattleHawk 28 Nov, 2017 @ 9:56am I've also noticed that with the VP-90 and the Glock Drum-mag that the burst modes don't even take multinle bullets out of the mag making them mini-shotauns that can be spam-clicked at the firerate 9:09 PM A! ENG A 11/06/2019 Diffrient?

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Intel, Motorola, and The Following: Byte Order, Size, and Alignment By default, C types are represented in the machine's native format and byte order, and properly aligned by skipping pad bytes if necessary (according to the rules used by the C compiler) Alternatively, the first character of the format string can be used to indicate the byte order, size and alignment of the packed data, according to the following table: Character Size Alignment Byte order native native native native standard none little-endian standard none big-endian standard > none network (big-endian) standard none If the first character is not one of these, 'a' is assumed. Native byte order is big-endian or little-endian, depending on the host system. For example, Intel x86 and AMD64 (x86-64) are little-endian; Motorola 68000 and PowerPC G5 are big-endian; ARM and Intel Itanium feature switchable endianness (bi-endian). Use sys.byteorder to check the endianness of your system. Native size and alignment are determined using the C compiler's sizeof expression. This is always combined with native byte order. Standard size depends only on the format character; see the table in the Format Characters section. Note the difference between 'a and : both use native byte order, but the size and alignment of the latter is standardized. The form is available for those poor souls who claim they can't remember whether network byte order is big- endian or little-endian. There is no way to indicate non-native byte order (force byte-swapping); use the appropriate choice of '<'or >'. G Python docs, humorous as ever.

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Amazon, Bad, and Butt: 15,657 of 15,888 people found the following review helpful Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012 By C. Torok See all my reviews REAL NAME Amazon Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag (Grocery) Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these.. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me. W Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100 % liquid . Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible. AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005. I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands. Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying. Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks Report abuse Permalink Comments (401) Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Amazon reviews are absolute gold.

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Bad, Butt, and Crying: HARIBO HARIBO HARIBO HARIBO HARIBO İARIBO HARIBO ARIBO HARIBO HARIBO HARIBO HARIB0 ☆☆☆☆☆ Just don't, unless it's a gift for someone you hate., October 3, 2012 By Christine E. Torok Verified Purchase (What's this) Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper. BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to He..the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors. But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005 I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious- tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks. PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile.
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