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Also known as one night stand: >14786690 (OP) well you know what they say Cum and go Drip and dip Nail and bail Nut then strut Plow and ciao Suck and duck Skeet and yeet Hit it and quit it Ram and scram Screw and sho0 Shoot and scoot Squirt and revert Smash and dash Skeet and retreat Rape and escape Hump then dump Kiss then dismiss Finger don't linger Cuddle then scuttle Breed then proceed Get lade then evade Jack of then back off Ejaculate and evacuate Go down and skip town Impregnate and immigrate Tear her apart then depart Bust a nut then leave the hut Fuck her ass then hit the gas Suck her toes then say adios Fill her hole then take a stroll Shoot the Jizz then out you is Spray DNA and refuse to stay Smash mouth and dash south Give her cock then run a block Make a baby and run like crazy Smash her rear then disappear Hit the spot then ditch the thot Blow your load and hit the road Shoot the glaze then run aways Shoot your goo and say "adieu" Give her meat then hit the street Shoot your shit then fucking split Get some brain then ride the train Paint her face and leave the place Give her the dick and get out quick Fill the crack and never come back Ruin her sheets then hit the streets Rock her box then change the locks Insert your cock then promptly walk Make her your play mate and vacate Slide in your meat then hit the street Fertilize her seed then need for speed Empty your sack and don't come back Cum on her back then get on the track Fuck her fast then leave her in the past Get insider her gown then get out of town Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away Please your monkey and leave the country Take her virginity then change your vicinity Give it to the lad then make like a black dad Prompt her wetting then change your setting Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location Put yourseif inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts Also known as one night stand
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WAS DMing WITH A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS TAG A SPECIFIC DUDE ON MY PAGE SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER MAN BUT ONE DAY I CLICKED ON HIS PAGE AND HE WAS POSING WITH OTHER HANDSOME MEN AT A PARTY IN A BIKINI BOTTOM SO I THOUGHT โ€œoh ok they FREN Frens ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ AND I MENTIONED IT AND SHE LIKE โ€œoh yeah we just both love dogs ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€ WITH THAT SAID SHOUT TO ALL U LOVERS WHO HAVE ONE SPECIFIC FRIEND WHO ALSO LOVES DOGS VERY MUCH AND SO U ALWAYS TAG THEM IN DOG MEMES BASED ON YA SHARED LOVE OF PUPPOS THATโ€™S YA PAWRTNER IN CRIME AKA PIC ๐Ÿถ NEW WORD ALERT ๐Ÿšจ TAG YA PAWRTNER - PIC SHOW EM SOME HUMP DAY LOVE BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: @greatdanesofcentralpark @kaptainklaus. Slide 2: @jadethesablegsd. Slide 3: @jenna__jay): We would like to thank all the first respawnders who made sure our good boy made it out of the pond ok! WAS DMing WITH A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS TAG A SPECIFIC DUDE ON MY PAGE SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER MAN BUT ONE DAY I CLICKED ON HIS PAGE AND HE WAS POSING WITH OTHER HANDSOME MEN AT A PARTY IN A BIKINI BOTTOM SO I THOUGHT โ€œoh ok they FREN Frens ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ AND I MENTIONED IT AND SHE LIKE โ€œoh yeah we just both love dogs ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€ WITH THAT SAID SHOUT TO ALL U LOVERS WHO HAVE ONE SPECIFIC FRIEND WHO ALSO LOVES DOGS VERY MUCH AND SO U ALWAYS TAG THEM IN DOG MEMES BASED ON YA SHARED LOVE OF PUPPOS THATโ€™S YA PAWRTNER IN CRIME AKA PIC ๐Ÿถ NEW WORD ALERT ๐Ÿšจ TAG YA PAWRTNER - PIC SHOW EM SOME HUMP DAY LOVE BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: @greatdanesofcentralpark @kaptainklaus. Slide 2: @jadethesablegsd. Slide 3: @jenna__jay)

WAS DMing WITH A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS TAG A SPECIFIC DUDE ON MY PAGE SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER MAN BUT ONE DAY I CLICKED ON HIS PAGE AND HE W...

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Aye have yโ€™all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like โ€œdid my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....โ€ and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didnโ€™t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME ๐Ÿ˜ ... but donโ€™t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u donโ€™t wanna be that guy thatโ€™s doing too much in the bathroom stall ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DONโ€™T LET A โ€œbutt part of the undies to the frontโ€ RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LETโ€™S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ: When you partied too hard last night, noW you gotta clean up the litter the next morning Aye have yโ€™all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like โ€œdid my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....โ€ and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didnโ€™t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME ๐Ÿ˜ ... but donโ€™t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u donโ€™t wanna be that guy thatโ€™s doing too much in the bathroom stall ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DONโ€™T LET A โ€œbutt part of the undies to the frontโ€ RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LETโ€™S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
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