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WAS DMing WITH A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS TAG A SPECIFIC DUDE ON MY PAGE SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER MAN BUT ONE DAY I CLICKED ON HIS PAGE AND HE WAS POSING WITH OTHER HANDSOME MEN AT A PARTY IN A BIKINI BOTTOM SO I THOUGHT β€œoh ok they FREN Frens πŸ˜¬β€ AND I MENTIONED IT AND SHE LIKE β€œoh yeah we just both love dogs πŸ˜Šβ€ WITH THAT SAID SHOUT TO ALL U LOVERS WHO HAVE ONE SPECIFIC FRIEND WHO ALSO LOVES DOGS VERY MUCH AND SO U ALWAYS TAG THEM IN DOG MEMES BASED ON YA SHARED LOVE OF PUPPOS THAT’S YA PAWRTNER IN CRIME AKA PIC 🐢 NEW WORD ALERT 🚨 TAG YA PAWRTNER - PIC SHOW EM SOME HUMP DAY LOVE BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Slide 1: @greatdanesofcentralpark @kaptainklaus. Slide 2: @jadethesablegsd. Slide 3: @jenna__jay): We would like to thank all the first respawnders who made sure our good boy made it out of the pond ok! WAS DMing WITH A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS TAG A SPECIFIC DUDE ON MY PAGE SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER MAN BUT ONE DAY I CLICKED ON HIS PAGE AND HE WAS POSING WITH OTHER HANDSOME MEN AT A PARTY IN A BIKINI BOTTOM SO I THOUGHT β€œoh ok they FREN Frens πŸ˜¬β€ AND I MENTIONED IT AND SHE LIKE β€œoh yeah we just both love dogs πŸ˜Šβ€ WITH THAT SAID SHOUT TO ALL U LOVERS WHO HAVE ONE SPECIFIC FRIEND WHO ALSO LOVES DOGS VERY MUCH AND SO U ALWAYS TAG THEM IN DOG MEMES BASED ON YA SHARED LOVE OF PUPPOS THAT’S YA PAWRTNER IN CRIME AKA PIC 🐢 NEW WORD ALERT 🚨 TAG YA PAWRTNER - PIC SHOW EM SOME HUMP DAY LOVE BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (Slide 1: @greatdanesofcentralpark @kaptainklaus. Slide 2: @jadethesablegsd. Slide 3: @jenna__jay)

WAS DMing WITH A WOMAN WHO ALWAYS TAG A SPECIFIC DUDE ON MY PAGE SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS HER MAN BUT ONE DAY I CLICKED ON HIS PAGE AND HE W...

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Aye have y’all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like β€œdid my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....” and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didn’t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME 😐 ... but don’t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u don’t wanna be that guy that’s doing too much in the bathroom stall πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DON’T LET A β€œbutt part of the undies to the front” RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LET’S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈ: When you partied too hard last night, noW you gotta clean up the litter the next morning Aye have y’all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like β€œdid my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....” and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didn’t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME 😐 ... but don’t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u don’t wanna be that guy that’s doing too much in the bathroom stall πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DON’T LET A β€œbutt part of the undies to the front” RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LET’S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈ
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