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Funny, True, and Hurricane: My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, I feel like a true Haitian now. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2IKNS1R

My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, I feel like a true Haitian now. via ...

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True, Hurricane, and Gate: My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, I feel like a true Haitian now.

My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, I feel like a true Haitian now.

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Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights Always willing to make a rain Laughs at medioore jokers . I play s different instrument . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po Very optimistic when hungover Friendship bracelets Can drive a stick shift I got bars Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc. * Downsides Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse Will spook the customers with I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them) .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil Contributions Inventor Sauce Boss . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car. For a spill and worry free drive home . Part the Red Sea .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo Moses Tampons Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair mon in a floor length jean skirt Coined the term *Escobars When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax .Not recommended Education Bradford Elementary School Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee Mullen High School 2008-2012 . Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012 . Dia though Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook of Northem Colorado 2012-201 Survived Greeley Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting School blew away in Hurricane Irma School cut major Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne ver know what's going on there They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time . Laboniously diverse in that bitch . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever y day - They pretty much can't fire me thered e Intenship in Haiti 2016 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever Spent about a year total in Hait I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono Harley Davidson-St. Thomas . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p eople I'm very impressive at folding shirts Reason(s) I Dipped: I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a d I felt really guilty about ito They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co sort of Local Color Clothing Boutique More folding, but the clothes were more expensive) Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
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Drugs, Head, and Jay: Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma @balleralert 105 Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to a statement from the PalmBeach County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Jason Cook has resigned after being accused of allegedly entering the home of a dying man without permission and stealing his medication during HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 9:22 a.m. on Sept. 12, authorities were called to the home of 85-year-old Moe Rosoff, after his son requested a welfare check once he couldn't get in touch with his father. Rosoff was found on the floor of a master bedroom and told officers he fell and hit his head during a power outage from the storm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rosoff later died from his injuries. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Around 10:55 a.m. Rosoff's sons, Jay and Steven Rosoff, received an alert from the surveillance system that movement had been detected in the home, according to a police report. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "They viewed the footage and saw a deputy enter the residence through the garage," the report read. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to the report, when police showed Cooke the video — which showed him allegedly rummaging through the house and putting items in his pockets — he told them he used the "garage code that was in the dispatch log" to gain access to the house. Police also added that Cooke was not told to report to the home. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He allegedly told police that he'd picked up Tramadol, a pain reliever, in the kitchen. Police also found 60 pills, including other painkillers and antipsychotic medicine, after searching Cooke's vehicle. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cooke was arrested on Oct. 19 and charged with unlawful possession of prescription drugs and burglary while armed during a state of emergency.

Cop Resigns After Being Charged For Burglarizing The Home Of Dying Man During Hurricane Irma - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Accordi...

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Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Community: TIDAL To Send 200,000 Pounds of Supplies to Puerto Rico @balleralert TIDAL To Send 200,000 Pounds of Supplies to Puerto Rico - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TIDAL is teaming up with Governor Cuomo’s Empire State Relief and Recovery Effort to help aid recovery and relief efforts in Puerto Rico. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ HurricaneMaria was the most powerful hurricane to hit the island in nearly a century. The hurricane left catastrophic damage, knocking out power across the island. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Friday, October 7th, TIDAL X: Puerto Rico will send its first plane to the island, carrying 200,000 pounds of supplies, including batteries, diapers, cases of water, feminine hygiene products and more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TIDAL has set up several locations for community members to help the cause. There are 19 drop off locations in New York. The company has also put together a benefit concert to support the efforts, TIDAL X BROOKLYN. According to reports, 100 percent of the proceeds will be donated to those affected by Hurricane Harvey, Hurricane Irma, Hurricane Maria and the earthquakes that took place in Mexico. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “My heart goes out to every single individual that has suffered as a result of this Hurricane,” Fat Joe said of the tragedy. “Watching from the sidelines has been heartbreaking - let’s fill that plane and help our brothers and sisters! Even the smallest contribution will go a long way.”
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cnn.com, Tumblr, and At&t: OOO AT&T 2:45 AM CNN Hurricanes Irma and Harvey remind us why Ronald Reagan was wrong Julian Zelizer, CNN Political Analyst Updated 10:03 PM EDT September 8, 2017 Editor's Note: Julian Zelizer is a historv NEXT UP IN TRENDING 2:45 AM own. As Hurricane Irma moves ominously closer to Florida's shores and Texas continues digging out from the wreckage of Hurricane Harvey, Americans are reminded how much government matters Devastating natural crises such as these, like others in our history, instantly remind us why President Ronald Reagan's famous maxim "government is not the solution to our problem government is the problem was so Wrono NEXT UP IN TRENDING <p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/165142339750/libertarirynn-governmentspins-its-wheels-in" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165142225189/governmentspins-its-wheels-in-eternal" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Government:*spins its wheels in eternal uselessness during this crisis situations, often taking months to offer any significant help while being vastly outpaced by private charity programs*<br/> CNN: “This is why we need more government!!!!”</p></blockquote> <p>Some liberal: How can we help disaster-zones without the government?</p><p>Me, an intellectual: Private charities, even for-profit companies, offer more resources *and* flexibility than-”</p><p>Some liberal: SO YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO DIE IS THAT IT????!!!11!</p></blockquote> <p>Liberals want to blame Bush for the FEMA clusterfuck during Katrina and then turn around and act like more government is the answer.</p>
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