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Beautiful, Club, and Crime: thebootydiaries thebootydiaries thebootydiaries me: i lov obi wan kanoob haha :) some guy: Ha ha! Right you are, my lady. Wow. A female with knowledge of cinema's finest accomplishment? Be still my heart! Typically, I'm not so forward, but you have piqued my curiosity. A girl that likes Star Wars? A rare breed indeed! I love a smart girl over women who talk about make up, haha. Mayhaps we could continue this conversation over drinks? As a Redditor and a gilded I wouldst make the evening magical and wonderful. I am not like the one at that other men of this sick world. If you were dating me, l'd be the one making the sandwiches :) haha :). I am real, my gorgeous, intelligent, scientific poppet. A real man who respects women, unlike the others. It's one of the many things that make me different, my sweet, electronic flower. Did I tell you I held a door open for a woman once? I know. And more of that to come, I assure you. Imagine You. Me. A little jazz club in the city.. none of that Lil' Wayne/Taylor Swift crap the sheeple like to listen to. Real music. Music fit for a lady of discriminating taste. And, speaking of discrimination, during the meal I can expound at length about the crime rates among African Americans vis a vis normal people. I am not racist. I am white, so how can I be racist? I know a lot of statistics, my dearest, beautiful, white, female orchid. What say you, my lovely, succulent peach? Will you do me the honor of being my date for the eve? Merely, tell me the time and place and my mom and I will pick you up. 66,329 notes Tag yourself, I'm 'succulent peach'

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Books, Friends, and Funny: Describe a topic, ldea, or concepl you thu gagmy tha it captivate you? What or who do you turn to when you want to learn more? At three, a very strange thought wandered through my mind: What if planets are cereals and the universe the container? This bizarre breakfast was being eaten by giants so big that our whole universe was just the size of a bowl to them. Even weirder was that these huge creatures also inhabited the cereals of even This trend went on indefinitely. It also oCcurred the other way round: the dwarves who lived in our cereals were themselves the giants of even smaller beings. I know what you are person dare apply to such prestigious universities? Well, hear me out! bigger individuals. thinking right now: How can such a stupid The "cereal theory", as I like to call it, is actually not that stupid. In fact, it is not so different from the simulation theory, wherein we are all in a simulation created by smarter beings who may also be living in a simulation. My cereal hypothesis also provides a good way to visualize the multiverse. The many bowls of the giants represent different realities. This wild thought was how my greatest fascination began. Ever since, I remain obsessed with our universe. I often spend hours, with my eyes closed, trying to fathom about the immensity of the cosmos. This gives me a strange sense of comfort by showing me how insignificant my worries are compared to this infinite vastness. Moreover, one my favorite hobbies weirdly is picturing the different realities of the multiverse. Is there a universe where everyone is happy? Does a world exist where I am not funny? Such speculations fuel my curiosity. l also love wondering about the fate of the other instance, makes me example, from all my preferred universities, I would find comfort in thinking about the Imagining the great achievements of the other mes, for happy. The multiverse, in a way, allows me to escape from our world. If I am rejected, for who were accepted in all. This fascination with the universe, however, has left me with numerous questions. While I try to answer them on my own by crafting theories, I often find myself in dead-ends. As a result, I turn to my school library which is full of interesting encyclopedias such as "Le Ciel et l'Univers: Cosmologie, Conquête Spatiale et Astronomie". I have always been fond of reading about space. A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, for instance, is one of y my auest to decinher the areatest mysteries of our universe favorite books of all time It has areatly helped me in My friend's (successful) application to Caltech when asked to describe a topic that he likes to engage with

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Apparently, Cheez-It , and Huh: we n get in my car and sred on outta here! Kaley Lg is it brie you're looking for?lg That plan sounds grate! We just need to goat out of town and we're safe!Where do you want to go? You better be Gouda! Babybel I'll make everything cheddar! Monterey? Oh baby! Don't make me feel bleu! I know a man named Jack there! Isn't his wife Pepper? Never! I just wanna melt your heart and make you feel feta Apparently she didn't n'edham anymore... Will you be my mozzarfella? He couldn't pule his weight? As long as you promise to havarti and to hold me.... Apparently he just wasn't the cream of the crop anymore You're such a whiz. How could I All's well that's berkswell, I guess. say no? It was a mild breakup anyway So you're pretty fondue of me huh? I'm happy to hear they are fine. Sent You're pretty sharp! Mmmmm that pun almost doesn't slice it... but I'll let brie I'm just trying to help people cope with being forever provolone Please don't grill me over it! I need you! Swiss please! You bring out the muenster in me! It's okay, we'll still have our dairy beloved moment I won't string you along! I need you gruyere, now! I never want you to asiago! You've taken a pizza my heart, Kaley! I'll show you the whey to true love! And you make me melt, G.C. I wish I could meet you Sent You ricotta be kidding me I need you gruyere, now! I raclette to inform you, I am not! You've taken a pizza my heart, Kaley! Cheez it, Christ! What would I do without you? And you make me melt, G.C. I wish I could meet you. Probably just go back to your daily rind. But I'm hear to break that mold! I'm all for it, but I'm sure the man behind the cheese cloth isn't going to impress you much Lets runaway to the country and build a cottage. 1. I'm really mature for my age. 2 I'm already impressed by your cheese pun skills You don't have anyone you should rennet by first? No. Those people have curd me too many times. I only want you! Well, if you found a briefcase and inside it was an amount of money equal to your phone number, how much would you have? We'll have to do it caerphilly! Sent Queso what's the plan? dollars. That was smooth. PIC COLLAGE I have a profile of a grilled cheese.. I think I'm in?

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Ass, Bored, and Fall: 06/14/19(Fri)19:08:05 No.802271674 Anonymous Valentine's Day 2018. Find out one-i-tis has a secret boyfriend (long story) >Fall into a deep depression. >Open up Grindr for an ego boost. >Decent looking italian guy messages me, and he tries to talk me into hooking up. >l tell him I'm just there for the ego boost. >He insists. >I delete app. >Hours pass and I'm bored. >l download the app and he messages me again We started talking, and he tells me that I am not the first straight guy he has done stuff to do. That nobody has to find out. >I find myself telling him to go to the restroom on a lonely building on campus. >I am frozen. >l go into the restroom and he's already there waiting for me. Our eyes lock and my head starts swelling >He smiles and motions me to the handicap stall. l take an eternity to begin moving, feel like running out but I would feel awkward to do so. l feel like I'm going to pass out. l am not in the stall and he sees that I'm motionless. Goes for the belt buckle and starts removing my underwear and jeans. >As my underwear goes down my legs, I feel so vulnerable >His mouth begins blowing me with precision and experience >This feels good, but I still can't believe I'm doing it Start thinking of all the people I know and what they would think >He starts raising my shirt with his palm, and starts kissing my stomach and chest. 'Wtf is going on >I suddenly feel his hands squeeze my ass My penis begins feeling warm. "Your ass was meant for fucking, anon" he says. He gets naked as I'm trying to not explode all over myself. >l turn around and I can feel his head rubbing my ass, playing around with my emotions >He grabbed my sides and I shuddered >He began to position myself, and I suddenly felt his hands reach for my shirt and began to remove it >What followed was initial pain and discomfort only for it to be replaced with grunts from him and a surreal feeling on my part. >l still have fear approaching women. Never did it again. on Anon is gay
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