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keichanz: echobows: keichanz: keichanz: I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND TALENTED AND JUST FREAKING AWESOME @echobows!!!! I literally HAVE NO WORDS LOOK AT HER. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER LITTLE BLACK-TIPPED EAR IS PERFECT SHE IS PERFECT I’M CRYING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER AND I LOVE ECHOS AND JUST I’M SO OVERCOME WITH FEELS HNNNGGGG I must write my perfect precious Dip-Tip now with her Overprotective Papayasha™, Exasperated Mom™ and Baby Tai I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN I CAN’T EVEN  OA;JFAO;EIJFAO;F  Btw if y’all are curious Dip-Tip, aka, Izayoi stars in my oneshot Console and the more recent Apology and she’ll be the main character in my future drabble series Excursions in Dating. (I might be changing it to Adventures in Dating, idk yet)  GUYS REBLOG THIS AND COMPLIMENT ECHO RIGHT NOW  DO IT LOOK YOU I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCK UP THIS IS JUST WHAT I SAW WHEN I READ YOUR FICS ASFSDSDASDS !!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DIP-TIP!!!! : @ecrobous8018 keichanz: echobows: keichanz: keichanz: I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND TALENTED AND JUST FREAKING AWESOME @echobows!!!! I literally HAVE NO WORDS LOOK AT HER. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER LITTLE BLACK-TIPPED EAR IS PERFECT SHE IS PERFECT I’M CRYING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER AND I LOVE ECHOS AND JUST I’M SO OVERCOME WITH FEELS HNNNGGGG I must write my perfect precious Dip-Tip now with her Overprotective Papayasha™, Exasperated Mom™ and Baby Tai I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN I CAN’T EVEN  OA;JFAO;EIJFAO;F  Btw if y’all are curious Dip-Tip, aka, Izayoi stars in my oneshot Console and the more recent Apology and she’ll be the main character in my future drabble series Excursions in Dating. (I might be changing it to Adventures in Dating, idk yet)  GUYS REBLOG THIS AND COMPLIMENT ECHO RIGHT NOW  DO IT LOOK YOU I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCK UP THIS IS JUST WHAT I SAW WHEN I READ YOUR FICS ASFSDSDASDS !!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DIP-TIP!!!!
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<p>She Was Stunned When The Cashier Was Being Incredibly Rude To Her Kids. But Then This Happened.</p>: She Was Stunned When The Cashier Was Being Incredibly Rude To Her Kids. But Then This Happened. (I'm shopping with my two sons, ages five and seven, in early December.) Cashier: *to my sons* "Are you kids excited for Christmas?" Seven-Year-Old: "We're not Christian, we're Jewish. We get Hannukah!" Five-Year-Old: "Meow!" Cashier: "Well, it's all the same to me; I think all religions are equally stupid." (This guy's always been kind of rude, so I don't bother replying to him. My five-year-old continues meowing quietly, my seven-year-old helps bag our groceries, and I dig around for my credit card to pay.) Cashier: *to Five-Year-Old "Do you want to hold onto your juice, or put it in the bag?" (He gets another meow in reply.) Cashier: *in a nasty tone, to Five-Year-Old* "That meowing is really annoying and rude. You need to knock it off." (I am so angry, for a moment I am speechless. But then...) Seven-Year-Old: *in a calm, patient voice* "My brother's autistic, and he doesn't talk yet, but he loves animals. When he meows, he's trying his best to be friendly, so you should try to be encouraging. And your mom should have taught you not to pick on people who are little, anyway." Five-Year-Old: "Meow!" Cashier: ".." (I was so proud of my boys that day!) <p>She Was Stunned When The Cashier Was Being Incredibly Rude To Her Kids. But Then This Happened.</p>

<p>She Was Stunned When The Cashier Was Being Incredibly Rude To Her Kids. But Then This Happened.</p>

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oof: I am SPEECHLESS egods penis AT&T 12:47 PM Search This Thing Almost Killed My Grandma Ok, First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when ordering. But When every one left the house one day I decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying to use this it was really big and awkward.I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width. Ihad my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently i was making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky, Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt Freaks and bringing my sphincter with it. My Slams the Door which PowER DRIVES this thing Up my anus all the way to the base. Im Screaming in pain, and My grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know she collapses. So there lam with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt hole and my grandma on the floor. Imin so much pain and am freaking out worrying that I've killed her. So I crawled over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the paramedics, one of which was a new guy and when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing. Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear. And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing its air brakes Write a comment oof
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