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Gif, Puns, and Free: Telstra 4G 9:18 am YOU MATCHED WITH ON 31/8/17 What did the tree say to the account manager? Climb up me? That's a tree-mendous idea Wood you? If you promise not to leaf me Oak-ay I'm stumped, where to from here? Maybe we should branch out No sense beating around thee bush, right? Yew know me too well Dam - you're good Some would say a little over elm- ing I maple out, you win. I'm running out of things to say I fig-ured as much I never thought this many puns would stem from my tree opener I'd palm you off but I'm enjoying it Well I have others but they're way more seedy... dare i? I'll just shrub them off Would you do that to a good root? Plant one on me That can be arranged, but then where do I stick it? That depends on how much junk is in the trunk (Now I'm wishing I didn't use up bush' already) Is that some kind of pubic hair reference? Beech, please!! No need to get so birchy about it Don't willow it Let's not let this get too sappy You're right, let's prune it back I'm so glad I log-ged on and found you Are you ready to get twiggy with it? I'm hedging my bets that I am You know what they say, good things come in trees Is there a chance of that happening before it's Septimber? You'll need to teak us to dinner first Pine by me, when are you free? Before we get to that, do you have the stamen-a to keep up? Course -it is hardwood after all. Think you can handle it? I'm ready to chip away at it I think veneer the end aren't we? I'm getting sycamore of this Type a message. Send GIF Didnt think Id get a reply, instead i met my match

Didnt think Id get a reply, instead i met my match

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Batman, Dude, and Head: AND AS SOON AS WE GRT THE Suh-Buh- Buh-Buh Buh I MEANN BABYMAN BATMAN BATMAN T MEAN, BATMAN BABY YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM. YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. BUT T'M HOLDING A SMALL CHILD HERE. AND IF YOU MAKE ME DO ANYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY ENDANGER THIS BABY. OU WILL BE VERY, VERY SORRY. FOREVER NO PROBLEM, MAN WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE COPS, OKAY? YEAH, OKAY I GOT ONE HERE YOU CAN HAVE, TOO. BATMAN EXCUSE ME? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO HOLD A BABY 7 SHE'S RIGHT, DUDE. YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THE HEAD A LITTLE MORE. BABIES DON'T HAVE MUCH IN THE WAY OF NECK MUSCLES, YOU KNOW " YON. AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER EITHER. ALL OF THIS ? OKAY, THIS SHOULD PRETTY MUCH DO IT SURE. YOU NEED DIAPERS, WIPES, MAYBE A LITTLE LOTION PLUS T PICKED UP A BOTTLE AND SOME FORMULA FOR THE BABY. SPEND HOME HEY, THANKS FORMULA WELL, I FIGURED, YOU DIDN'T BABY, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T IT ON A CAB RIDE KNOW ABOUT CHANGING THEE HAVE ANYTHING FOR HIM TO EAT HERE'S YOUR CHANGE. AND YOU KNOW, TOO NO, THANK YOU I6) AND THAT'S AND NOW JUST PULL UP THE LITTLE TABS AND ATTACH THEM ITIS DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE WITH THIS PROCEDURE NOm IS THE WATER THE CORRECT TEMPERATURE? AS WELL I THINK SO. NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. THANK YOU, ALFRED EXCELLENT THEN YOU ARE READY TO FEED THE BABY. WE'LL BOTH BE JUST FINE <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teapotsahoy.tumblr.com/post/114829378896">teapotsahoy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teland.tumblr.com/post/114509437626">teland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wcreaf.tumblr.com/post/113741445541">wcreaf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zatannawayne.tumblr.com/post/111073852065">zatannawayne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You will be very, very sorry…. Forever.</p> <p><i><b>Gotham Adventures #26</b></i></p> </blockquote> <p>This should be the new “is your Batman remotely like Batman” test. Can your version of Batman be caring enough to hold and care for a small child, yet still menace four criminals into surrendering, and even then still not be scary enough that a civilian can just go up to him and say “hey you holding that baby wrong, you clearly do not know what you’re doing. Let me help.” And he accepts her help, doesn’t try pretend he doesn’t need help because it’d hurt his image. </p> <p>That’s Batman.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^</p> <p>THIS<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine a world where they went this direction with cinematic Batman, instead of “very grim oatmeal”</p> </blockquote>

teapotsahoy: teland: wcreaf: zatannawayne: You will be very, very sorry…. Forever. Gotham Adventures #26 This should be the new “is you...

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Dancing, Dude, and Lol: omeele Talk to strangers! You're chatting with a random stranger on Omeglel Stranger: HOLLA IF YOU GAY You: HOLLA Stranger: STOP Stranger: really You: what do you mean? Stranger: are you really gay You:yeah haha Stranger: wow that was the first time i tried that Stranger: what are those odds You: dude that's awesome Stranger: guess so Stranger: meant to be Stranger: whats up You: so in love rn Stranger: same Stranger: <2 Stranger: whoops Stranger: <333 You: not much, just met my soul mate i guess You: <2 Stranger: hahahah thats our thing Stranger: inside jokes already You: see, our relationship is blossoming Stranger: youre the reason im dancing in the mirror and singing in the shower You: aw, i'm touched Stranger: wait how old are you You: 15 lol You: you? Stranger:0 You: those are large eves Stranger: yea cuz im 19 You: guess that's not a good thing You: ohhhh You: wait Stranger: righttttttttt You: are you a guy Stranger: um Stranger: i am You: well shit Stranger: STOP You: hey there i'm a female Stranger: LMFAOoooooooooooO You: DUDE Stranger: we could not have fucked up more You: i'm laughing so hard at this Stranger: but im still into it <2 You: <2 Stranger: hahahahahaha Stranger: this has to be saved Stranger: and published You: absolutely, do you have a tumblr account? Stranger: i dont but if you do post this shit Stranger: i wanna be famous You: man i only have 44 followers You: but ill post it Stranger: it's fine use mad tags Stranger: maybe tyler oakley will see it You: i'll do my best Stranger: it will go viral You: he'd love it Stranger: our love will conquer the world You: <2 Stranger: <2 Stranger: im dead You: forever hellaerin: so i met my soul mate tonight

hellaerin: so i met my soul mate tonight

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