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ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID : LEVELS WHAT ANIMAL'S EYESIGHT DO YOU HAVE? bat 0-4 mole 5-9 dog 10-14 cat 15-19 tiger 20-24 hawk 25-29 ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

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ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID : LEVELS WHAT ANIMAL'S EYESIGHT DO YOU HAVE? bat 0-4 mole 5-9 dog 10-14 cat 15-19 tiger 20-24 hawk 25-29 ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID

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Alpha-male: PFFFT WHY AM EVEN ASKING? AM I AN ALPHA MALE? OF COURSE I'M A OHH THE PLACES My MIND GOES WHEN M QUILTING... FUCKING ALPHA eeldercactus @DogmoDog Alpha-male

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The savagery…: 44% 7:13 Thread @kaylasheagg Am I an asshole?? 12:23 LTE 54 uay I 14 AM Hey, you still have that MacBook pro?? Yes What's the lowest you'll take? Lowest I'll go is $750 $250? Sure why not Ok where do you want to meet 101 main in Burlington be there in 10 minutes? Sounds good Hey I'm here Cool head inside Into the comedy club? Yes. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to somebody else Text Message 1 Pay 5:25 PM 27 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 56.3K Retweets 278K Likes Tweet your reply The savagery…

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Alpha Male: AM I AN PFFFT- WHYy AM I EVEN ASKING? ALPHA MALE ? OF COURSE I'M A ip OHH THE PLACES MY MIND GOES WHEN I'M QUILTING... FUCKING ALPHA CC @eldercactus @DogmoDog Alpha Male

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I An: z say that I don't want to taik about it. Actuaily. I do, but T'M af raid of your reaction. Im atraid that you' never see me as an equal aqain. I'm a fraid of the pity in your eyes when you realizt ho w surewed up I an

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https://iglovequotes.net/: 1 i an ot in love with y ou 2. i an in love with the idea of you 3. and frankly that is the orst way to love s ome one https://iglovequotes.net/

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https://iglovequotes.net/: Yes, I was infatuated with you: I an still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couidn't stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreans. And you weren' t having any of those. - Sylvia Plath https://iglovequotes.net/

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hxwko: a-trans-comic-by-me: “Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” – Mary Elizabeth FryeHappy Pride 2019! This made my day 10x better :): Do not stand at my grave and weep T I am not there I do not sleep. I am +housand I an winds that the diamond glints on blow. Snow. on ripened grain I am the Sunlight gentle autumn rain the I am When yov awaken|| in the morning's hush of quiet I am the swift birds in uplifting circled light rvsh I am the Soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry. MOM Hi ! not there. P'P I not die hxwko: a-trans-comic-by-me: “Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” – Mary Elizabeth FryeHappy Pride 2019! This made my day 10x better :)

hxwko: a-trans-comic-by-me: “Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” – Mary Elizabeth FryeHappy Pride 2019! This made my day 10x better :)

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I An: I an at it's his fault thar Fm our here. That love opens you up to the world. I was happy before I met him. But I'm alive now, and those are not the same thing.

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https://iglovequotes.net/: T say that I don't want to tait I'm about it. Actually, I do but afrad of y our reaction. I m afraid that you' never ree me as an equal again. Im afraid of the pity in your eyes when y ou realizt ho w surewed uP I an. https://iglovequotes.net/

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I An: Name: IWANT TO BE: I an Engineer ■ a Manager ■ a Designer ■ an Astronaut Different: Dea d

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Honestly made my day lol: I got catcalled today So I get home, right? My phone goes off and the caller id shows it's my manager. I'm not... entirely happy about this (see: "l literally just got home"). I an- swer anyway, and there's some weird static? I cant get my manager to answer me and I start to worry. l text her instead. Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me. The 'static' I heard was him purring. the only kind of catcalling that's acceptable, quite frankly. Honestly made my day lol

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Whomstdve can I trust?: I can't defeat me ll know, but i an Whomstdve can I trust?

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Wholesome Catcalling (x-post /r/punny): followthebluebell lgot catcalled today So I get home, right? My phone goes off and the caller id shows it's my manager. I'm not... entirely happy about this (see: "I literally just got home"). I an- swer anyway, and there's some weird static? I can't get my manager to answer me and I start to worry I text her instead. Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me. The static' I heard was him purring. the only kind of catcalling that's acceptable, quite frankly. Wholesome Catcalling (x-post /r/punny)

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Wholesome Catcalling (x-post /r/punny): followthebluebell lgot catcalled today So I get home, right? My phone goes off and the caller id shows it's my manager. I'm not... entirely happy about this (see: "I literally just got home"). I an- swer anyway, and there's some weird static? I can't get my manager to answer me and I start to worry I text her instead. Her cat was fucking sitting on her phone and butt-dialed me. The static' I heard was him purring. the only kind of catcalling that's acceptable, quite frankly. Wholesome Catcalling (x-post /r/punny)

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You are worse kiddo: Jason @8goingon80 "Dad, was I an accident?" "No kiddo, accidents are usually short-term problems. You were a tragedy. You are the flaw that will cause my premature death." You are worse kiddo

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advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

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Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

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Always show that support :): When your child accomplishes something important to them You are strong and wise, and I an very proud of you Always show that support :)

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Always show that support :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QsqkG5: When your child accomplishes something important to them You are strong and wise, and I an very proud of you Always show that support :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QsqkG5

Always show that support :) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QsqkG5

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Always show that support :): When your child accomplishes something important to them You are strong and wise, and I an very proud of you Always show that support :)

Always show that support :)

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honestly i cried watching a documentary abt the man behind elmo im in such a MoOoD why am i an unrecognized comedic genius: honestly i cried watching a documentary abt the man behind elmo im in such a MoOoD why am i an unrecognized comedic genius

honestly i cried watching a documentary abt the man behind elmo im in such a MoOoD why am i an unrecognized comedic genius

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💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

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So today I - an adult male stranger on the internet - agreed to meet up with someone irl in order to lend a book, and it turned out to be a 14-year-old girl. by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEMES: So today I - an adult male stranger on the internet - agreed to meet up with someone irl in order to lend a book, and it turned out to be a 14-year-old girl. by actually_crazy_irl MORE MEMES

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I an CRINE. More like tupperWHERE am I right: Scott Dodds @itsBOMBARDIER me at 14: can't wait to travel the whole world once i'm earning my own money me now: mustn't forget that tupperware at work, it's my only one I an CRINE. More like tupperWHERE am I right

I an CRINE. More like tupperWHERE am I right

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Hands are hard man..: I cant set this Do NOT LOSE SPIRIT mY ARTIST FRIEND! I HAVE CoME TO ASSIST I TAKE THIS FORM ASA VAUDATION OF YOUR SKILL AS IT IS I AN ARTIST wow. THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF YOUR ARTISTIC ABILITIES! THIS MAGNFILENT VISAGE IsTHESE GLISTEAWG mUSeLES, PROOF OF COUNTLES HoURS A RESULT OF YOUR DEDKATED SPENT SKETCING,REFIAING STuDY AND RESEARCH oF YOUR CRAFT HuMAN ANATOMY ATRUE TESTAMENT To YOUR OBSERVATIONAL ExPERTISE! A CONFIRMATION OF YOUR SCHOLARLY APTITUDE Now CoME! THERE IS So MUCH MORE TO How YoU LET US REINVIGORATE YoUR MOTVATION FOR ART! Rocc Hands are hard man..

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Magic [OC]: . Pi<K a Now tell me card, any card! Card .THIS! Your cordl Well I an, no. B«t I ess that impressive ' wheallomics Magic [OC]

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Trump threatening President Rouhani (2018).: What the Fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'11 have you know I graduated top of ny class in the Nauy Seals, and I'ue been involued in numerous secret raids on A1-Quaeda, and I haue over 390 confirmed kills. I an trained in gorilla wafre and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just anoth er target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me oer the Internet? Think again, Fucker. As we speak I an contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better pre pare For the storm, maggot. The storn that wipes out the pa thetic little thing you call your life You 're fucking dead, kid. I can be anyuhere, anytine, and I can kill you in ouer seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I haue access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your mis erable ass off the Face of the continent, you little shit. IF only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comnent was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot I will shit fury al ill drown in it. You 're fucking dead, kiddo l over you and you w Trump threatening President Rouhani (2018).

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<a href="https://tmblr.co/mc4n_WfPVOLpXaXAXcKGkrA">@princesshelicopter</a>’s first day at SDCC 2018 as Hellgrrl was a SUCCESS. Want your cosplay featured on <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>? Submit your pic now! We’re featuring some of the top submissions all weekend long.: AL INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL G 0 SAN DIEGO SAN DIEG0 SA HAL. E G 0 NAI MTİONAL. INTERNATIONAL INTERNATION AN DIEGO SAN DIEGO SAN DİEd ONAL. INTERNATIONAL. INTERNATIONAL. INTERNATION E G0 SA N DIE G0 SAN DIE G 0 INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL AN DIE G 0 SAN DIEGO SAN DI E G 0 SANDIE G CON AL. INTERNATIONAL. INTERNATIONAL. 0 SAN D IE G0 SAN DIE G 0 TIONAL. INTERNATIONAL. INT IEG0 SAN DIEGOSAN , INTERNATIONAL INTERNAT DIEGO SAN DIEG 0 SAN D INTERNATIONAL, INTERNATIONAL IN SAN DIEG O SAN DIEG0 S NATIONAL CON SCON RNATIONAL RTERNATİONAL, INTER N DIE G0 S AN DIEG O SAN IONAL İNTERNATİONAL INTERNATIONAL İNT N DIEGO SAN DIEGO SA CON SCON S , INTERNATIONAL İ AN DIEGO SAN DIEGO S INTERNATIONAL İNTERNATİONAL INTE SAN DIE GO SAN DIE GO S A N TERNATIONAL TIONAL İNTERNATİONAL INTERNATIONAL İNTERN INTERNATIONAL INTERNATIONAL INTE <a href="https://tmblr.co/mc4n_WfPVOLpXaXAXcKGkrA">@princesshelicopter</a>’s first day at SDCC 2018 as Hellgrrl was a SUCCESS. Want your cosplay featured on <a href="https://tmblr.co/msqSl7HRvd95qREpIWHptZw">@fandom</a>? Submit your pic now! We’re featuring some of the top submissions all weekend long.

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WHERE DID THE BABY ALLIGATOR COME FROM: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that is made entirely of drugs You should arrest Jesus because he is the one that gave me the golden tickets. I an They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set lesus up. buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave earth and in. Tto Watts said in his police statement I do not care what the Police say The heaven. I just watched ickets are solid gold. And it was lesus Police said they confiscated over who gave them to me behind the KFC $10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug nd told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alliganor go to space and do drugs. I did not do anything. Tito sold the golden tickets tu0 loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article. WHERE DID THE BABY ALLIGATOR COME FROM

WHERE DID THE BABY ALLIGATOR COME FROM

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Opinions on Leninism?: anonimo enviou uma ask. Opinions on leninism? hurloaned respondeu i honest to god hate this website so much on what planet would this matter to you. im an 18 year old girl im barely out of high school and im getting an illustration degree not anything to do with politics. i hit a gatorade bong on top of a deserted parking garage in adventure zone cosplay once. why am i an authority on this subject now Opinions on Leninism?

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This is how you do customer support: Scott Kerr @scott kerr Follow Boy writes to Lego after losing a mini-figure. Lego's customer service department should rurn the world. Email from Luka to LEGO Hello. Myname is Luka andi am seven years old. With al my money l got for ChristmasI bought the Ninjago kit of the Ultrasonic Raider. The number is 9449. It is really good. My Daddy just took me to Sainsburys and told me to leave the people at home but I took them andI lost Jay ZX at the shop as it fell out of my coat. I am really upset I have lost him. Daddy said to send you a email to see if you will send me another one. I promise I won'"t take him to the shop again if you can. Thank you. Enail reply from Richard at Lego Consumer Services Thanks for sending us an email! We are very sorry to hear about you losing your Jay minifigure but it sounds like your dad sight have been right about leaving it at hone. It sounds like you are very sad about it too Normally we would ask that you pay for a new one if you lose one of your ninifigures and need to have it replaced. My bosses told me I could not send you one out for free because you lost it but, I decided that I would put call into Sensei Wu to see if he could help ne Luka, I told Sensei Nu that losing your Jay minifigure was purely an accident and that you would never ever ever let it happen er again. He told me to tell you, Luka, your father seess like a very wise nan. You nust always protect your Ninjago ninifigures like the dragons protect the Weapons of Spinitzu Sensei Wu also told ne it was okay if I sent you a new Jay and told se it would be okay if 1I included sonething extra for you because anyone that saves their Christmas soney to buy the Ultrasonic Raider must be a really big Ninjago fan So, I hope you enjoy your Jay ninifigure with all his eapons. You will actually have the only Jay minifigure that combines 3 different Jays into one! I an also going to send you a bad guy for hin to fight! Just reneaber, what Sensei ku said: keep your ninifigures protected like the Weapons of Spinjitzul And of course, always listen to your dad You will see an envelope from LEGO within the next two weeks with your new ninifigures. Please take good care of them, Luka. Renember that you promised to alwavs leave thes at hone. RETWEETSLIKES 35,162 67,568 黶閻曜器傭闖 5:01 AM-16 Sep 2016 This is how you do customer support

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Hahahahahah me: How I, an adult female woman, apologize to my mans. Im sorr but you're Wron Hahahahahah me

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Mojave is weird: HELPS YOUINCOMBAT IN FALLOUT 4 YOU CAN GET A ROBOT THAT MAKES BEER FOR YOU IN FALLOUT NEW VEGAS YOU CAN GET A ROBOT THAT FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS Fisto I an progranned for your pleasure. Please position. he Mojave is weird

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submission: The Binge Eating Disorder Denial Starter Pack how to be anorexic 2:00 AM haw to be anorexic -Google Search how to be anorexically how to be anorexically thin in a week elderly relative points out massive weight gain Google how to lose 100 pounds in a day i'm never binging again so i might as well go all out now" The Binge Eating Cycle reganF contro o Your binges again TIN central and rge toeat dinge Do I have an Eating Disorder? Take the Anorexia& Bulimia Quiz Take our anorexia bulimis & binoe eating self teet and assessment to find out ifthat ind the "i briefly romanticized eating disorders in my pre-teen years because i was already struggling with one so now i refuse treatment for my diagnosed ED because i feel like i deserve punishment and like i was faking it the whole time" starter pack Showing results for signs someone is planning an intervention for me veg e tar i an myfitnesspal /veja terean/ noun @memeteen666 hey mom i'm spending the night at eat dinner and breakfast there and get lunch on the way home so i'll probably Delivere Showing results for can i have an eating disorder and still be body positive Thin 2006 th 42m CAST ero FOR GIRLS WIT SMALL BOO 35 COOKIE SHAKE submission

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he beelieved in him via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2yNm3CT">http://ift.tt/2yNm3CT</a>: Hello Bee Fanily I an hone fron another buzzy day at Bee Co BEE DAD BEE DAD So. Bee Son. What lettergrade did you get on your Bee Test at Bee School today? An ค good job he beelieved in him via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2yNm3CT">http://ift.tt/2yNm3CT</a>

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theangrymunchkin: merrymegaudreau: harlequinsymphony: ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID Moooole. Sob. I got a cat whoo ! I got Cat! I’d better considering I’m a paid artist. Edit: Took it again and got Tiger, seems that browns and blacks are my weak point. : LEVELS WHAT ANIMAL'S EYESIGHT DO YOU HAVE? bat 0-4 mole 5-9 dog 10-14 cat 15-19 tiger 20-24 hawk 25-29 theangrymunchkin: merrymegaudreau: harlequinsymphony: ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID Moooole. Sob. I got a cat whoo ! I got Cat! I’d better considering I’m a paid artist. Edit: Took it again and got Tiger, seems that browns and blacks are my weak point.

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theangrymunchkin: merrymegaudreau: harlequinsymphony: ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID Moooole. Sob. I got a cat whoo ! I got Cat! I’d better considering I’m a paid artist.Edit: Took it again and got Tiger, seems that browns and blacks are my weak point.: LEVELS WHAT ANIMAL'S EYESIGHT DO YOU HAVE? bat 0-4 mole 5-9 dog 10-14 cat 15-19 tiger 20-24 hawk 25-29 theangrymunchkin: merrymegaudreau: harlequinsymphony: ginsbergg: ginsbergg: victoriel: Test your colour vision IM A FUCKING MOLE i tried again and got dog HOW AM I AN ART KID Moooole. Sob. I got a cat whoo ! I got Cat! I’d better considering I’m a paid artist.Edit: Took it again and got Tiger, seems that browns and blacks are my weak point.

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I: hamtmus: corn-free-awesomesauce: The best part of 'me, an intellectual is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be '1' you: me, an intellectual me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual I

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Whiskey.: A GIRL WHo LIKES WHISKEY THAT'S HOT. WHAT KIND ARE Y0U DRINKIN'?I AN ENTİRE FUCKIN' BOTTLE. THAT BETTER NOTTA COME FROM M'BOTTLE, channelate.com Whiskey.

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memehumor: Dad writes heartfelt open letter to Ariana Grande telling her to ‘take care’ of herself first.: AN OPEN LETTER TO ARIANA GRANDE Dear Miss Grande, I an the father of three daughters- ages 13, 12 & 12. So, yo u have been a part of our family for years. On occasion, your songs may have stayed on the radio AFTER I have dropped the girls off at school. I will neither co nfirm nor deny that I have personally seen every episode of "Sam & Kat." Since you are a part of our family and after reading a tweet you posted on the Twitter the other ight; I'm afraid I need to set you straight girl. So listen up and receive some redneck love from a daddy of daughters. #1. You don't have a dadgum thing to apologize fo r. If some jackass had gotten drunk and killed someone with his car next to your hotel in Manchester, would you feel responsible? If the night before your concert, a tornado had hit Manchester and tragically killed several peo ple who were going to go to your concert; would you feel the need to a poloize? You see, you are no more respo nsible for the actions of an insane co ward w ho committed an evil act in your proximity than you would be for a devastating natural disaster or acts of mo rons near your ho tl Your text was some stinkin' thinkin in that regard. 2. In yo ur line of wo rk, yo u have so many experts who are now "strategizing" what you sho uld do next (I used to be one of those "experts" when I managed talent. Tell them ALL to memehumor: Dad writes heartfelt open letter to Ariana Grande telling her to ‘take care’ of herself first.

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<a href="https://trashythingsgohere.tumblr.com/post/160210340753/sweet-pennsyltucky" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">trashythingsgohere</a>: <blockquote>Sweet pennsyltucky.</blockquote>: Look how sweet Pennsylvania parole is they gave Zack and I an early anniversary present wtf Wilt Zach and 8 others 15 comments 1 share Like Comment <a href="https://trashythingsgohere.tumblr.com/post/160210340753/sweet-pennsyltucky" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">trashythingsgohere</a>: <blockquote>Sweet pennsyltucky.</blockquote>

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marauderice: bogleech: MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied. : Alanya Kolberg 19 April at 21:27 MY CHILD IS NOT REQUIRED TO SHARE WITH YOURS As soon as we walked in the park, Carson was approached by at least 6 boys, all at once demanding that he share his transformer, Minecraft figure, and truck. He was visibly overwhelmed and clutched them to his chest as the boys reached for them. He looked at me. "You can tell them no, Carson," I said. "Just say no. You don't have to say anything else." Of course, as soon as he said no, the boys ran to tattle to me that he was not sharing. I said, "He doesn't have to share with you. He said no. If he wants to share, he will!" That got me some dirty looks from other parents. Here is the thing though: If I, an adult, walked into the park eating a sandwich, aml required to share my sandwich with strangers in the park? No! Would any well-mannered adult, a stranger, reach out to help themselves to my sandwich, and get huffy if I pulled it away? No again. marauderice: bogleech: MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied.

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marauderice: bogleech: MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied. : Alanya Kolberg 19 April at 21:27 MY CHILD IS NOT REQUIRED TO SHARE WITH YOURS As soon as we walked in the park, Carson was approached by at least 6 boys, all at once demanding that he share his transformer, Minecraft figure, and truck. He was visibly overwhelmed and clutched them to his chest as the boys reached for them. He looked at me. "You can tell them no, Carson," I said. "Just say no. You don't have to say anything else." Of course, as soon as he said no, the boys ran to tattle to me that he was not sharing. I said, "He doesn't have to share with you. He said no. If he wants to share, he will!" That got me some dirty looks from other parents. Here is the thing though: If I, an adult, walked into the park eating a sandwich, aml required to share my sandwich with strangers in the park? No! Would any well-mannered adult, a stranger, reach out to help themselves to my sandwich, and get huffy if I pulled it away? No again. marauderice: bogleech: MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied.

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