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Not a meme, but still really cool. I wrote Jeff Kinney roughly 4 years ago as a 7th grader and he responded recently. I’m now in my junior year. Such a nice guy.: enature Attendance Slip Grade day in My last Dear Jacob, A few years back, you wrote to tell me you were a fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. I wanted to teil you how much I appreciate the letter, and to apologize for not responding sooner! November 2019 One of the most rewarding things about being an author is getting letters from fans like yourself. I feel very lucky that my books have reached so many people, and I'm grateful for each and every letter I've received. It's people like you who inspire me to make sure the Wimpy Kid books are as funny as they can be. The last few years have been busier than I could ever have imagined. In addition to working on the books, movies, and other projects, I have two kids of my own and I'm doing my best to be a good dad to them. When you add up everything in my life, I'm not left with much tỉme to personally respond to the letters I've received from my fans. This is something that really bothers me because I know how much time it takes to write a personal note! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reaching out and telling me you liked my books. A lot of time has passed since you wrote me, and I'm sure you've moved on from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. But I hope you know how much I appreciate your kindness. Your friend, Not a meme, but still really cool. I wrote Jeff Kinney roughly 4 years ago as a 7th grader and he responded recently. I’m now in my junior year. Such a nice guy.

Not a meme, but still really cool. I wrote Jeff Kinney roughly 4 years ago as a 7th grader and he responded recently. I’m now in my junio...

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I did a thing in primary school to write a letter to the author of your favourite book, 3 years later here we are: November 2019 Dear Patrick, A few years back, you wrote to tell me you were a fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series. I wantcd to tell you how much I appreciate the letter, and to apologize for not responding sooner! One of the most rewarding things about being an author is getting letters from fans like yourself. I feel very for each and every letter I've received. It's people like you who inspire me to make sure the Wimpy Kid books are as funny as they can be. books have reached so many people, and I'm grateful lucky that my The last few years have been busier than I could ever have imagined. In addition to working on the books, movies, and other projects, I have two kids of my own and I' m doing my best to be a good dad to them. When you add up everything in my life, I'm not left with much time to personally respond to the letters I've received from my fans. This is something that really bothers me because I know how much time it takes to write a personal note! liked my Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reaching out and telling me you books. A lot of time has passed since you wrote me, and I'm sure you've moved on from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. But I hope you know how much I appreciate your kindness. Your friend, I did a thing in primary school to write a letter to the author of your favourite book, 3 years later here we are

I did a thing in primary school to write a letter to the author of your favourite book, 3 years later here we are

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ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!: i literally researched bat sex for this fic, help me, it cannot be unseen, i swear to god im not a furry ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I appreciate your dedication to duty Well, apparently we all want to know about bat cunnilingus, so here you go, you complete fucking perverts:A species of bat (known because of reasons as the Indian flying fox) has been observed (by researchers even more perverted than y'all) to engage in cunnilingus both before and after penetrative sex. The cunnilingus before sex usually lasts about 50 seconds, while the penetrative sex lasts only about 15 seconds. Crucially, the penetrative sex lasts longer on average when the preceding cunnilingus lasted longer. In other words, eating out your partner will get you a better fuck. Who would have thought…(Here’s the journal article reporting all this and much more, in case you for some reason need more information.)Anyway, go have fun having sex with bats or something. I’m going to bed. For those once again requesting information about bat sex, here you go. Remember to eat out your vulva/vagina owning partners, if they’re into it. Even the bats know you get better sex if you do!
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A few years ago, I wrote to the author of Diary of A Wimpy Kid, Jeff Kinney, ass you all must know. I had completely forgot about it, and I was surprised today when this letter came in the mail! He even signed it! I’m going to hang this on my wall. Just thought you all might like this.: November 2019 Dea A few years back, you wrote to tell me you were a fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate the letter, and to apologize for not responding sooner! One of the most rewarding things about being an author is getting letters from fans like yourself. I feel very lucky that my books have reached so many people, and I'm grateful for each and every letter I've received. It's people like you who inspire me to make sure the Wimpy Kid books are as funny as they can be. The last few years have been busier than I could ever have imagined. In addition to working on the books, movies, and other projects, I have two kids of my own and I'm doing my best to be a good dad to them. When you add up everything in my life, I'm not left with much time to personally respond to the letters I've received from my fans. This is something that really bothers me because I know how much time it takes to write a personal note! from the bottom of my heart for reaching out and telling me you liked my books. A lot of time has passed since you wrote me, and I'm sure you've moved on from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. But I hope you know how much I appreciate your Thank you kindness. Your friend, 22 A few years ago, I wrote to the author of Diary of A Wimpy Kid, Jeff Kinney, ass you all must know. I had completely forgot about it, and I was surprised today when this letter came in the mail! He even signed it! I’m going to hang this on my wall. Just thought you all might like this.
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My ex after HE dumped ME for the 3rd time and I kept it permanent. Ultimately had to change my phone number and I've received over 1000 unanswered messages to my old email from him: so bad i lost control. It all really was the sweetest thing I've ever had, and sometimes so good it freaked me out JUL 27, 2018 AT 7:10 PM and yeah, I'm the one with the obvious underlying issues here. Ones I don't completely understand, so moving forward with what I know is the only way i can deal with that sort of stuff for now. One of those things I know is you were great to be with, and I probably freaked out wondering if i was good enough, ready enough. Tried to know if I was stacked to win or not before I went all in. I was waiting on a sign from the heavens and deluded myself into thinking it couldn't be real when i didnt get one. I thought you must be a liar because I didn't trust anything or anyone here but myself. I tried to walk around your mind and control things and change things and it's stupid and never fixes anything with people.Then waited for a sign from heaven that losing you was the right thing, and got so messed up it's hard to think about. When the whole time for heaven's sake all I wanted was you and your love and fuck I kept second guessing myself, waiting on some magical green light. Some guaranteed odds, a stacked table, full family approval of everything, not opporrunities to enjoy it and love you and keep you. I broke too many rules crossed too many lines and yeah I never realize that stuff in time. Controlling myself has been hard with so many pressures from so many people, and it'll be hard to imagine enjoying anything more than our midnight excursions into each other's eyes. Cheesy I know, but that shit is worth it. Keeps me going still. when i lived on my own, and things seemed simpler, I knew what I wanted and moment to moment you were always a part of that. I got hung up waiting for a sign from heaven or family or friends things were right, i only trusted myself and mysticism, got lost in paranoia, forgot what I really wanted. A sweet girl who loves me. oh well, too late, poor me I guess. Enjoy your travels from here, I wish we were still going places together. Wish I woulda chased it with less reservation, but here we are thanks to doubt and fear and jealousy and mistrust and all that nasty shit inside. I keep dreaming of the day it's bled dry, but bible says that happened 2000 years ago so I'll be okay. I just know what it is to be a fool now, blind with pride. I know a woman can be so Sweet you feel at home wherever with them. This one is sad to know now but I also learned how much of a prized little gem you are, and true joy of a woman to be with and around. I know now it's easy to lose your head when you keep anxiously thinking you're in over it, waiting for God to get you married or pull you out. Here we are, and I'm so sorry for all of this. I hope you might miss me too but I'll try to understand you just doing what you think you have to,I just know I do that too much. JUL 28, 2018 AT 7:48 PM I'm just stuck going through early memories today, like when you first met my parents. first stayed at my place. first time at cottage with my friends. Getting a couple drinks tonight to catch up sounds like what I'd wanna do more than anything haha. Humbling to admit but can't help it, I will be around Too much of you in my nead still making me smile and I'd like to wear it for a long time, so l'll be nice. I'm sorry for leaving you with cringey memories you really didnt give me many of those, i made those because i was too emotionally insecure to hold your whole heart. Felt likeI had to carry your whole soul myself when I never did, the pressure was never your fault. But hell I like you l'd love to hang out for a bit, shoot me down if you must it doesn't make me angry, i understand if that's just uncomfortable for you JUL 28, 2018 AT 8:37 PM You can say whatever you want to me, no is fine! JUL 28, 2018 AT 8:51 PM I'm at a family party. So no thank you. And I've said I dont want to see you at all several times. JUL 28, 2018 AT 10:31 PM Thanks for letting me know, have a great night. JUL 28, 2018 AT 11:05 PM I appreciate your kindness and reflections and I'm glad you're doing better. Thanks for understanding Goodnight JUL 29, 2018 AT 10:08 PM When you said that realistically you'd let yourself casually sleep with people again in a few months, do you think you really meant that? I never even said that, you just claimed I did when I said I would end up dating again lol. No. I dont want to. But it's not your concern at all and your obsession with the topic just seems like your trying to justify your own inclinations. I really was hoping to not have to be petty and totally block you but its come to that for real.You just cant stop. JUL 29, 2018 AT 11:00 PM No you said, realistically ya that's probably going to happen. Ill probably be having casual sex with people (not person) in a few months? Said you'd rather have love but realistically you'd be having casual sex with people looking for it. On the phone to me? But regardless, do you think you meant it or not is all I asked. No. Bye. My ex after HE dumped ME for the 3rd time and I kept it permanent. Ultimately had to change my phone number and I've received over 1000 unanswered messages to my old email from him
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My favorite teacher in high school started selling Monat. I commented on her post a link about hair loss and scalp burns. She messaged me. (I kept in the positivity at the end so we all had a slightly more positive ending).: 10:37 SAT 6:15 PM Hello, friend. It seems like you have concerns about Monat. http://isthisanmlm.com/? utm source=share&utm_medium= ios app&utm name-iossmf Type in Monat Check whether a company is an MLM Scheme. isthisanmim.com MLM scheme? Yes Pyramid How did you arrive at that conclusion? The conclusion that MLM is a pyramid scheme or the conclusion that Monat is MLM? MLM scheme According to a report that studied the business models of 350 MLMS, published on the Federal Trade Commission's website, at least 99% of [8] [9] people who join MLM companies lose money. Nonetheless, MLMS function because downline participants are encouraged to hold onto the belief that they can achieve large returns, while the statistical improbability of this is de-emphasised. MLMS have been made illegal or otherwise strictly regulated in some jurisdictions as merely variation of the traditional pyramid scheme. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi- level marketing?wprov=sfti1 Multi-level marketing Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org Is Mary Kay also a scheme? Yes So the free car that I earned through Mary Kay plus insurance was a scam? Scheme does not equal scam Good point It seems like you have a hard time trusting the marketing plan of MLMS I understand that you probably are proud because you've invested a lot of time, energy, and money into this and got your hopes up. Just trying to help. MLMS function more on a recruitment process than a selling process. The majority of them make more on recruitment. If you are able to recruit a lot of people, then you're more of a successful person at the company. But if you recruit someone who isn't good at recruiting, what happens to them? 99% of the time, they come out breaking evern or net loss. 99% of the time? 99.25%, to be exact, according to the Federal Trade Commission It's obviously very important to you to do your research and be as informed as possible. What makes you say that MLMS function more on recruiting? Although each MLM company dictates its own specific financial compensation plan for the payout of any earnings to their respective participants, the common feature that is found across all MLMS is that the compensation plans theoretically pay out to participants only from two potential revenue streams. The first is paid out from commissions of sales made by the participants directly to their own retail customers. The second is paid out from commissions based upon the wholesale purchases made by other distributors below the participant who have recruited those other participants into the MLM; in the organizational hierarchy of MLMS, these participants are referred to as one's down line distributors. (5 MLM salespeople are, therefore, expected to sell products directly to end-user retail consumers by means of relationship referrals and word of mouth marketing, but most importantly they are incentivized to recruit others to join the company's distribution chain as fellow salespeople so that these can become down line distributors. (3] [6] [7] Many MLM companies do generate billions of dollars in annual revenue and hundreds of millions of dollars in annual profit. However, the profits of the MLM company are accrued at the detriment to the majority of the company's constituent workforce (the MLM participants). Only some of said profit is then significantly shared with individual participants at the top of the MLM distributorship pyramid. The earnings of those top fau narticinante ie amnhaeizad and chamninnad nt in the MLM with a false anticipation of earning margins which are in reality merely theoretical and statistically improbable. [12] 6:46 Companies that use the MLM business model have been a frequent subject of criticism and lawsuits. Legal claims against MLMS have included, among other things: their similarity to traditional illegal pyramid schemes price fixing of products or services, collusion and racketeering in backroom deals where secret compensation packages are created between the MLM company and a few individual participants, to the detriment of others high initial entry costs (for marketing kit and first products), emphasis on recruitment of others over actual sales (especially sales to non-participants) encouraging if not requiring members to purchase and use the company's products, exploitation of personal relationships as both sales and recruiting targets, than other types of businesses:58] "The vast majority of MLMS are recruiting MLMS, in which participants must recruit aggressively to profit. Based on available data from the companies themselves, the loss rate for recruiting MLMS is approximately 99.9%; i.e., 99.9% of participants lose money after subtracting all expenses, [58) including purchases from the company." In part, this is because encouraging recruits to further "recruit people to compete with [them]"4 leads to "market saturation." [22] It has also been claimed " |(b)y its very nature, MLM is completely devoid of any scientific foundations." 59] So a person can make money simply by selling the product and not recruiting? Which company's compensation plan have you researched individually? 99.25% of the time, they cannot. can't speak for the remaining.75% However, MLM products are also notorious for being terrible and cheap. Including Monat, which has several lawsuits against them for hair loss and scalp burns. What is the latest news on those lawsuits? Notorious for being terrible? You can sit proud ly behind your screen and adamantly believe that what you are doing is right or you can do the research on MLMS. I would be happy to support you with many resources on them. You seem to think I haven't done my research. Obviously not well enough if the Wikipedia page on MLMS and it's information is foreign to you. I'm not going to hold your hand and walk you to the conclusion. I'm not going to sit here and read your automated response customer-service- sounding and patronizing responses. I gave you answers to your questions and several sources for your aid. I was just trying to help you but guess no one can say I didn't try. Pride really gets in the way of some of the best people. I'm sorry if I offended you. And I'm sorry if someone you know got burned Yes, there are terrible experiences out there. I've had nothing but good experiences and I made huge differences in women's lives. Both when I sold Mary Kay and now, I've had the opportunity to connect in such positive ways with so many people I'm sorry this interaction between you and me is not a positive one. I still hold you dear in my heart You know that you are one of my favorite people on earth. I'm sorry as well, and I'm sure it feels amazing to feel like you are helping people. But the fear of ever harming someone over something as trivial as a MLM scheme to bring in extra money is not something I would ever want you, that client, or anybody to ever feel. I want things to be great for you. I want you to have extra spending money or more wiggle room. But I'm scared that you will end up losing your money and start out worse than before. Or have that happen to your client. I will always respect your choices and what you choose to do with Monat, specifically, as I wou ld with anyone. But all I meant by this interaction was to read about MLMS and how they have negatively affected millions of people. I appreciate your care. I'll see you around and I'll have a big fat hug for you. 1 Аa My favorite teacher in high school started selling Monat. I commented on her post a link about hair loss and scalp burns. She messaged me. (I kept in the positivity at the end so we all had a slightly more positive ending).

My favorite teacher in high school started selling Monat. I commented on her post a link about hair loss and scalp burns. She messaged me...

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