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Saw this review on Amazon today for fruit snacks via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2ReE2ZY: 13% 10:52 PM amazon prime Your children will do whatever it takes to get these- no matter the cost. My kids would give 5/5, but I disagree. After finally getting my 3 year old twins to bed one night, I went to take a shower and have a moment of peace. I was shaving my legs when suddenly a small arm popped through the shower curtain with a pack of these gummies- mind you both children were supposed to be asleep at this time. Naturally, this startled me which startled the child and in the chaos of it all the shower curtain was torn down. In case you weren't aware, shower curtains are critical. If you don't have one you can expect copious amounts of water to go everywhere. So there I am at my most vulnerable with a terrified, soaking wet child who is probably traumatized now, trying to put this shower curtain back in place. The whole time I'm thinking, "Christ this is how people die in the shower". I finally get it in place, open the gummies and send my child to change their clothes and go back to bed, only to find the next day, that I had forgotten to shave my other leg So today, out of spite mostly, I ate the last pack of these gummies and I've got to say I was underwhelmed. They're definitely not worth killing someone in the shower over. Saw this review on Amazon today for fruit snacks via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2ReE2ZY

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These Ridiculous Stories Show Just How Far People Will Go To Make a Buck: It wasnt for money, but I once licked a schoolbus window for a full minute in exchange for a chocolate bar. I hope this gets seen. Havn't told many people. In 8th grade we were dissecting frogs. A kid in my lab group bet me a hundred bucks I wouldn't eat the liver. I ate the liver. Yes it was dripping in formaldehyde. Teacher saw and I managed to convince her it was nothing. That night I got so embarrassed that I called the kid and told him I didn't eat the liver and that I faked it. So technically I ate a paisonous piece of frog for nothing at all, licked 5 of my friends bare feet (I'm talking heel to toe) for $10 a pop, easiest $50 I've ever made :) would not do again: 1 drank a shot of blue Dawn dish detergent for $S in my high school biology class. I threw up green foam in the next period Wasn't for money, but I "married" a boy in elementary school for a box of Crayola Silver Swirl Crayons. Bitch didn't even pay up. A guy approached me outside my gym after a workout and paid me $100 to smell my feet. Not my finest moment, but when attending college in the early 00's, a guy who lived on my floor shaved his own head, put the resulting hair in a shopping bag, and then said that he would pay me $20 to eat all of it. I accepted. My father bet me twenty bucks I wouldn't eat half of a live bluegill...thinking my then seventeen girl guts could't do t, he was shocked when I bit the wriggling fish in half and swallowed half of it. I bought a knife with the You will be our leader, Sent naked pictures for RuneScape gold... not proud. 60m, fair deal though. Friend expelied a kidney stone. I ate it for 20 I was at a beer festival and chugged from a dump bucket that everyone would dump their beer into after tasting it. My friend paid me $10 bucks and some random guy tossed in another $5. All in all, I'd do it again. Same year some eccentric rich old lady pulled me aside at the restaurant I work at and asked me to be a waiter at her parisian style engagement party for her friend. She said I get $500. So I said sure. Arrived when she asked me to. Turns out she wanted to paint me gold glue on gold leaves to my body, and have me wear a gold thong, and only a gold thong. I did it. Got $500 bucks plus tons of tips from crazy ladies. And I only lost two points of dignity Worked retail. These Ridiculous Stories Show Just How Far People Will Go To Make a Buck
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