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oranginasantiago: tag yourself i’m joke peralta and succulent: succulent eMILy gOLDFINCIh Pizzazz Dad * food critic * cries a lot * says inappropriate *dark past things 89.3% of the time" has killed 127 people * loves his mom * obsessive fangirl * regrets things * does them agaiin five minutes later * might fight you but* doesn't honestly mind only once they're dead because inside she's a *queen * looks like she does not care * does not care * no one understands her * will 100% fight you * stays up all night reading conspiracy theories * does ballet * wants to go home in her head *and in real life * favorite color is whatever comes after black * puts up with too much shit * * strong af * Loves love * paints * has a really weird past that no one knows anything about * yoice of reason * sings in the shower * loves love x2 loves to dance * shops at forever 21 * has a psychic soft and loving mess Joke Peralta Wet Blanket * is a robot but with lots of feelings * note to self: find new friends * is great at cooking but is too lazy * hates a lot of people * hates talking about personal things; * like feelings Detective Terrible Detective * corrects everyone's grammar * smart and dorky * can't cook * deserves better * loves science *has one friend * gets paranoid about getting paranoid * cinnamon roll * momfriendTM * listens to 'i before e except after c' by yazoo unironically * screams a lot * only goes to parties if there's going to be free foog *draMATIC forces his foot in and out of his shoe instead of untying it * is a professional at 'staining things' * has a really big and soft heart * might still be child... * kink: extreme silence * listens to the orchestra *likes to go to bed early oranginasantiago: tag yourself i’m joke peralta and succulent
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<p><a href="http://ifjohnnyhastwoapples.tumblr.com/post/33371734392/i-before-e-except-after-c-and-when-sounding-like-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ifjohnnyhastwoapples</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I before e except after c and when sounding like a as in “neighbor” and “weigh” and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May. <strong>AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.</strong></p></blockquote>: WHY ENGLISHIS HARD TO LEARN We'll begin with box; the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose is never called meese. You may find a lone mouse or a house full of mice; But the plural of house is houses, not hice. The plural of man is always men, But the plural of van is never ven. If I speak of afoot, and you show me two feet And I give you a book, would a pair be a beek? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't two booths be called beeth? If the singular's this and the plural is these, Should the plural of kiss be ever called keese? We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his, and him; But imagine the feminine... she, shis, and shim! -ANONYMOUS <p><a href="http://ifjohnnyhastwoapples.tumblr.com/post/33371734392/i-before-e-except-after-c-and-when-sounding-like-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ifjohnnyhastwoapples</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I before e except after c and when sounding like a as in “neighbor” and “weigh” and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May. <strong>AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE WRONG NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.</strong></p></blockquote>

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