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In the untimely event of my death…start here: So, I know it's a standard Tinder question but I have to ask-are you a serial killer, and if so do you have reason for it? Only a serial killer would ask if serial killer. was Wednesday 8:28 PM Naw, I wouldn't be able to handle the hours. Unless you were looking for a colleague serial killer to bond with... I was going to say the latter but Wednesday 9:13 PM Hypotheticals it is then. If I you were a serial killer, what would be your M.O.? That you are a man. I'd want to be a siren. Ooooh, I like it, somehow you made that not creepy. I am impressed. Do Sirens work on lesbians as well? Aw damn. I have failed. Ummm, no. Idk. Maybe? Wednesday 9:44 PM This sounds like a slightly problematic writting prompt in a freshman creative writting class. You can still kill me if you want, especially the straight white kind. They are pretty underrepresented in the serial killer victim market That is the sweetest thing a complete stranger has ever said to me Ya, just put some sad music in your playlist...or set... or whatever sirens do. Haaa okay So on a scale of 1-5 how would you rate my creepiness? Wednesday 10:33 PM Either O or 10. I cant read non-verbal in text conversations. On a scale of 1-5. I am 98% enjoying the banter, but 1.5% of me is irrationally scared that I just invited you to murder me Wednesday 11:04 PM Do you think this conversation would hold up in court? No, but hopefully it will hold up on reddit Lol... Let me know what sub you decide to post this on I'm pretty sure if it gets enough Karma, it becomes a legal document and will hold up in court. Fingers crossed Type a message... GIF In the untimely event of my death…start here
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Someone went ahead and wrote a Programmer-English explanatory dictionary. Finally, I can make myself understood: What we say Horrible hack Temporary workaround It's broken It has a few issues Obscure Self-documenting That's why it's an What we mean Horrible hack that I didn't write Horrible hack that I wrote There are bugs in your code There are bugs in my code Someone else's code doesn't have comments My code doesn't have comments It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do awesome language something in it. You're thinking in the It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do wrong mindset I can read this Perl script I can't read this Perl script Bad structure Complex structure Bug Out of scope Clean solution We need to rewrite it emacs is better than vi vi is better than emacs IMHO Legacy code something in it. wrote this Perl script Ididn't write this Perl script Someone else's code is badly organized My code is badly organized The absence of a feature I like The absence of a feature I don't like It works and I understand it It works but I don't understand it It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war You are wrong It works, but no one knows how XACquitAVVESCIESCIAC Idon't know how to quit vi Someone went ahead and wrote a Programmer-English explanatory dictionary. Finally, I can make myself understood

Someone went ahead and wrote a Programmer-English explanatory dictionary. Finally, I can make myself understood

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