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Crazy, Diamond, and Make: Sadly I could not find Crazy Diamond so I had to make Jotaro.

Sadly I could not find Crazy Diamond so I had to make Jotaro.

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Baseball, Fresh, and Head: I, ANONYMOUS To submit an unsigned confession or accusation go to forums.thestranger.com. Please remember to change the names of the innocent and guilty. One submission will be published in the paper every week, but all submissions to 1, Anonymous can be read at www.thestranger.com. I WITNESSED A MURDER TODAY I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man's head again, when the men realized a whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7:00 or 8:00 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. -Anonymous Had me in the first half

Had me in the first half

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Arguing, Dating, and Fake: aQO 97% 3:35 AM cricket A Idiot(r 1:32:12 (904) 86 6:33 PM Why werent you at recess I stayed in to play spongebob monopoly 6:34 PM Why 6:34 PM Cuz i didnt wanna go634 PM Didnt you get a referral 6:35 PM No, why do you care635 PM 6:35 PM heard you dic 6:36 DSo i askec 748 PMwas just asking lo Yep, vknow what im done with all this shit Enter message cockel u Idiot(r 1:32:18 ve had enough 749 PM 4 DMWhat? Of What 7:50 PM You 0 PM 7:50 PM Why Using me, and walking all over me You even said it yourself We Are Mot not 7-50 PM Enter message TOKIZOY975 336 AM cocket Idiot(r 1:32:26 (904) 8 Name a few times 7:50 PM Friends Oh 7-50 PM Only a few? 7:51 PM That i "used you' 7:51 PM Oh, maybe to get closer Valorie Then just completely steal her from me And then JUST SAY YOUR SORRY 1 PM We were friends we all were 7:51 PM ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING Enter message THOKITO 976 KKG AM cricket u Idiot(r (an4) R 1:32:31 ARE YOU FUCKIN JOKING51 PM About wha 752 PM "Oh, im so sorry, i didnt know" EVEN IF YOU DIDNT YOU KNEW I LIKED HER752 PM No you acctually kept saying you didnt 7:52 PM Im leaving all of vou behind when we go to junior high Sc Go Enter message cOcket TEOKIZO 976 KKtG AM Idiot(r t. 1:32:36 (904) Fuck Of You ruined everything for me 753 PM Have you ever listened to your self maybe thats why she started dating me and not you 7:53 PM Youve had it good, Paul753 PM dgaf 754 PM How did i ruin vour life 754 PM I never said you ruined my life Youve ruined my life at schoolE DM Sorry how did iruin everything for Enter message cricket u Idiot(r 1:32:41 (a04) 86 Sorry how did iruin everything for you 7:54 PMruin You took my girlfriend Then vou take someone elses side on something that happened You Are Not A True PM I had no way of knowing 7:55 PM Enter message cOcket EOKUTO 4975 336 AM Idiot(r 1:32:45 (904) 8 Friend Period 55 PM 7:55 PM Neither are vou Suree OH Im not? Oh, ok 755 PM So I was supportive got a gf f you when you Vou were not 56 PM Enter message cOcket TOUO 297 Idiot(r 1:32:51 (a04) 86 If you were then you would try to explain kindly that i did this and try to heln me not in the futer 7:56 PM Yesi was No 7-56 PM 7:56 PM was happy for you You werent Leven sorta helped you get a gf 756 PM Ashlynn liked you757 PM Ok yeah she dic 7:57 PM So i forced her to ask you out 7:57 PM Bye bye 7:58 PM Enter message cOcket gi8 V297% 13:36 AM Idiot(r 1:33:01 (904) No you didnt i did 7-58 PM Ok 58 PM wis 7-59 PM And ya wonder why i look emotionless school 8:00 PM So what are you going to do block my number and not try to actually cricket 975 BY AM TOKIO 1:33:41 So what are you going to do block my number and not try to actually talk and not argue 800 PM I dont know paul 00 PM I actually dont because you dont 8:00 PM look that waw I get asked by other people, why do you look depressed 8:00 PM Your always laughing with I your 8:00 PM friends I know 01 PM 8:01 PM And not me Its sorta fake Lreally am depressed . m. Enter message cricket TEOKITO 965 1:33:49 Well i still wish that i had a lot of 8:01 PM friends like you You do They are alot better than me 1 pM My life sucks R02 PM 8:02 PM Not really I wish i could explain it02 PM You know why i had 100+ friends 8:02 PM On my ps4 But it would take a whilee02 PM 8:03 PBecause i cant get friends in I got all night Enter message C Argument about me 'stealing his gf'
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Beautiful, Girls, and Lol: 21% 12% 2:15 1:58 BDN Aley Sent you a Snap! whatever something you added me because of my looks did you not idk what it is BDN that's your business Lol yeah please tell me they aren't thugs! BDN Wearing durags and stuff It's not you don't know anything about me! ME I'm better than other guys because I'm different not all black men are thugs..... I'm not an asshole and I don't cheat or I don't do .BDN stuff like that! Lol I know that but the ones on tinder probably are ME ME and how many people are you actually talking to right now not all of them a lot of them are really nice .BDN .BDN A few other girls Lol yeah that's what they all say ME | Of course all the dudes who are assholes and don't and how many of them actually like you deserve the most beautiful girls somehow get them..BDN while nice loyal guys like myself are stuck with no All of them are still talking to me one!!!!!!!!! Lol so obviously you're insane! And that is a fact so don't deny it! 1ME ME no im just not that into you i didn't deny anything... it's okay but maybe it's because the "nice guys" like you are pushy and clingy and entitled you seem nice in some ways but i dont like you like that not all guys who get girls are assholes im sorry and if you think that way i can refer you to a good friend of mine.. not everyone likes me but other people do and the people who don't aren't insane they just... .BDN don't like me No I'm not at all! just want a girl to like me for a chance that's all!! Send a chat Send a chat i said "you're not really my type" as politely as i could and...
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Being Alone, Chill, and Crush: Pyou women can't keep posting pics that leave a mans brain to imagine hundreds of different things just from a photo like that ol in the yellow dress. Im sure your aware of some of the moat basic uunder. Fkrgive me been ADHD looking for t thatpicture I hope you will send me. I will send will you mine first. I've been thoughts that automatically pop into a dudes head whenvrunning across a photo like yours. Probably 1 onthe list " "Damn is she wearing panties"? 2 there's two extreme opposite possibilities' First possibility is "well if shes not wearing panties i bet shehas that pretty pink taste like Fiji water pussy perfectly grommed & shaved ready just in case that night happenens where u go out with friends and fromthe get go all the single friends of yours agreed that everyone who's single relationship wises goal tonight including those girls whos their dudes arefucking around on them and think their women dnt e il beg in san Antonio about 10 am Lmk when u want to meet you. I could meet you half way or if its worth it ill drive it to Austin for you. So Imk what you're planning on getting Didn't mean no disrespect bur ive always thought your Stu damn hot. Sorry if my crush offended u I just want u and always was there and wouldn't let you pick up so l couldn't your so fucking he says full know. Well everyones goal is to go find some good dick to suck and gwt good and fucked by Hbo h6 name here.. sexy I will drive up to austin I give you anything you want baby mama Yesterday 7:37 PM You're so sexy Chill bro, leave me alone. You don't make any damn sense. Go away. Thanks god bless BLOCKING U. FUCK OFF This guy's got problems...
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