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Aww, Lol, and Massage: Right okay, that's perfectly fine:) 17:08 Do u have a pic so i know who im talking too 17:08 There's a pic as my WhatsApp image 17:08 Cant see one 17:08 You can also check it out on my website 17:09 There you can read everything about me and what I do :) 17:09 My name is 17:09 Hi 17:10 U look lovely 17:10 Thanks 17:11 Am i ok naked 17:11 IType a message Yes that is fine, as long as you don't mind me covering up your bits, I don't much care for looking at everyone's: If you're naked it is easier getting to the parts you use a lot for MMA 17:12 Hahahhaa 17:12 I do get aroused usually when my thighs are massaged so hope ur not offended 17:13 As long as I don't have to do anything sexual it doesn't bother me. Bodily functions happen 17:13 Quite often even 1713 Aww thats good then 17:14 I had a masseuse give me a horrible shouting at 17:14 That's strange, it's not something yc can usually control 17:14 Type a message OO I know17:14 I said jokingly after you should be flattered 17:15 That didnt help at all lo17:15 Hahaha 17:15 Do u have a pic 17:15 Of what? 17:16/ You 17:16 Another pic 17:16 Why do you need another pic? 17:17 Just making sure its you 17:17 Well it is my website 17:17 So l'd hope it's me 1717 Cmon 17:17 |Type a message You can compare the phone numbers 17:17 Just 1 pic 17:18 I don't think it's necessary 17:18 Please 17:18 No, I'm sorry. I think that is a little strange. You've seen a picture of me, and even then I don't think it would matter by who the massage is as long as it helps your muscles 17:20 Well u are nice looking which helps 17:20 I'm sure it does 17:21 Im defo ok naked 17:21 Well it's getting a bit weird if you ask for it so much. I'm not doing anythir sexual 17:22 lype a message I just like it tbh 17-22 Nothing sexual wanted 17:22 Just feels nice while u massage 17:23 Then it's fine 17:23 ld prefer uncovered 17:23 And I don't. I don't want to look at everyone's bits 17:23 Im not everyone lol 17:24 For me you are a client. I cover everyone up, you are one of everyone 1 7:24、// Can i touch myself under the towel while u massage 17:24 I'm going to stop replying now 17:25 Stay 17:26 Type a message I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
Aww, Lol, and Massage: Right okay, that's perfectly fine:)
 17:08
 Do u have a pic so i know who im
 talking too
 17:08
 There's a pic as my WhatsApp image
 17:08
 Cant see one
 17:08
 You can also check it out on my
 website
 17:09
 There you can read everything about
 me and what I do :)
 17:09
 My name is
 17:09
 Hi
 17:10
 U look lovely
 17:10
 Thanks 17:11
 Am i ok naked 17:11
 IType a message

 Yes that is fine, as long as you don't
 mind me covering up your bits, I don't
 much care for looking at everyone's:
 If you're naked it is easier getting to
 the parts you use a lot for MMA
 17:12
 Hahahhaa 17:12
 I do get aroused usually when my
 thighs are massaged so hope ur not
 offended
 17:13
 As long as I don't have to do anything
 sexual it doesn't bother me. Bodily
 functions happen
 17:13
 Quite often even 1713
 Aww thats good then 17:14
 I had a masseuse give me a horrible
 shouting at
 17:14
 That's strange, it's not something yc
 can usually control
 17:14
 Type a message OO

 I know17:14
 I said jokingly after you should be
 flattered
 17:15
 That didnt help at all lo17:15
 Hahaha 17:15
 Do u have a pic
 17:15
 Of what? 17:16/
 You 17:16
 Another pic 17:16
 Why do you need another pic? 17:17
 Just making sure its you
 17:17
 Well it is my website 17:17
 So l'd hope it's me 1717
 Cmon 17:17
 |Type a message

 You can compare the phone numbers
 17:17
 Just 1 pic 17:18
 I don't think it's necessary 17:18
 Please
 17:18
 No, I'm sorry. I think that is a little
 strange. You've seen a picture of me,
 and even then I don't think it would
 matter by who the massage is as
 long as it helps your muscles 17:20
 Well u are nice looking which helps
 17:20
 I'm sure it does 17:21
 Im defo ok naked
 17:21
 Well it's getting a bit weird if you ask
 for it so much. I'm not doing anythir
 sexual
 17:22
 lype a message

 I just like it tbh 17-22
 Nothing sexual wanted 17:22
 Just feels nice while u massage
 17:23
 Then it's fine 17:23
 ld prefer uncovered
 17:23
 And I don't. I don't want to look at
 everyone's bits
 17:23
 Im not everyone lol 17:24
 For me you are a client. I cover
 everyone up, you are one of everyone
 1 7:24、//
 Can i touch myself under the towel
 while u massage
 17:24
 I'm going to stop replying now 17:25
 Stay 17:26
 Type a message
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.

I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.

America, Baltimore Ravens, and Indianapolis Colts: The First-Ever Male NFL Cheerleaders Will Be Joining Los Angles Rams @balleralert NEWS ANGELE The First-Ever Male NFL Cheerleaders Will Be Joining Los Angeles Rams - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Men are joining the NFL, not as players but as the first male cheerleaders to do so. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ QuintonPeron and NapoleanJinnie are the two California natives who are making history as NFL’s first male cheerleaders. The two classically trained dancers surpassed a strenuous auditioning process and made it to the 2018 squad for the Los Angeles Rams. They were chosen from 76 finalists. On Wednesday, they joined the Good Morning America table to share the news. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When discussing their journey, Peron shared that he should be able to participate like anyone else. "I thought, 'Why not me? Why can't I do this?' And called my friend and I asked her when auditions were for the Rams and she told me Sunday [March 11] and I showed up," Peron said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ LA Rams cheer captain EmilyLeibert said the two simply fit in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “They really just fit the bill to be a Los Angeles Rams cheerleader. They are intelligent, they are eloquent, they are more than qualified to be ambassadors out in the community. They bring so much energy and there’s something so magnetic about their performance, you really can’t take your eyes off them.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While the Baltimore Ravens and Indianapolis Colts have stuntmen, this will be the first time males have ever danced alongside females on a professional NFL cheerleading team.
America, Baltimore Ravens, and Indianapolis Colts: The First-Ever Male NFL
 Cheerleaders Will Be Joining
 Los Angles Rams
 @balleralert
 NEWS
 ANGELE
The First-Ever Male NFL Cheerleaders Will Be Joining Los Angeles Rams - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Men are joining the NFL, not as players but as the first male cheerleaders to do so. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ QuintonPeron and NapoleanJinnie are the two California natives who are making history as NFL’s first male cheerleaders. The two classically trained dancers surpassed a strenuous auditioning process and made it to the 2018 squad for the Los Angeles Rams. They were chosen from 76 finalists. On Wednesday, they joined the Good Morning America table to share the news. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When discussing their journey, Peron shared that he should be able to participate like anyone else. "I thought, 'Why not me? Why can't I do this?' And called my friend and I asked her when auditions were for the Rams and she told me Sunday [March 11] and I showed up," Peron said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ LA Rams cheer captain EmilyLeibert said the two simply fit in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “They really just fit the bill to be a Los Angeles Rams cheerleader. They are intelligent, they are eloquent, they are more than qualified to be ambassadors out in the community. They bring so much energy and there’s something so magnetic about their performance, you really can’t take your eyes off them.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While the Baltimore Ravens and Indianapolis Colts have stuntmen, this will be the first time males have ever danced alongside females on a professional NFL cheerleading team.

The First-Ever Male NFL Cheerleaders Will Be Joining Los Angeles Rams - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Men are joining the ...

Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end of time @DrSmashlove Reddit u/beesbuzzlots Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like that’s him saying: “u peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive ☺️.” (Side note I’ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps 🤗😂). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isn’t this a word? Like this should be a thing. “Susan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlè today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL you’re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition ☺️. Have an awesome day ❤️.” U feel me? “Erica! My goodness! U are looking Titlèier than I’ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlèiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!” U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlè? It’s such a delicate, gracious word! “Samantha I’m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away ☺️. I’ve dated some wonderfully Titlè women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But you’re the Titlèist. Yes. YES. Don’t debate me on this SAMANTHA 😂. No YOU stop! Oh now you’re blushing ... LIKE NOBODY’S EVER CALLED YOU TITLÈ BEFORE I MEAN YOU’RE WEARING A SHEER TOP IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLÈIOSITY 😂.” Titlèism = the study of mammaries. Titlèness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? It’s 2018. Let’s make this a word. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 (pic: @gamzeilefelix)
Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end
 of time
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/beesbuzzlots
Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like that’s him saying: “u peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive ☺️.” (Side note I’ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps 🤗😂). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isn’t this a word? Like this should be a thing. “Susan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlè today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL you’re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition ☺️. Have an awesome day ❤️.” U feel me? “Erica! My goodness! U are looking Titlèier than I’ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlèiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!” U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlè? It’s such a delicate, gracious word! “Samantha I’m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away ☺️. I’ve dated some wonderfully Titlè women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But you’re the Titlèist. Yes. YES. Don’t debate me on this SAMANTHA 😂. No YOU stop! Oh now you’re blushing ... LIKE NOBODY’S EVER CALLED YOU TITLÈ BEFORE I MEAN YOU’RE WEARING A SHEER TOP IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLÈIOSITY 😂.” Titlèism = the study of mammaries. Titlèness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? It’s 2018. Let’s make this a word. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 (pic: @gamzeilefelix)

Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly...

Head, Memes, and Video Games: 9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed @balleralert CB. 9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Saturday, tragedy struck in Monroe County, Mississippi, when a 13-year-old girl was shot and killed by her 9-year-old brother over a video game. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to USA Today, the incident occurred after the young girl refused to give up a video game controller when her brother wanted it. As a result, officials say the young boy grabbed a gun and shot his sister in the back of the head, as the bullet pierced her brain. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The teenage girl was rushed to a local hospital, where she later died. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s just 9. I assume he’s seen this on video games or TV,” Monroe County Sheriff Cecil Cantrell said. “I don’t know if he knew exactly what this would do. I can’t answer that. I do know it’s a tragedy.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is all new ground for us, we’ve never dealt with a kid shooting a kid at age 9,” Cantrell said. “We don’t know yet what kind of charges or if charges will be pressed. We want to make sure we’re doing everything correctly.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s why I’m not too fast to say anything because there are juveniles involved. We want to do what’s right and we’re going to get it right.”
Head, Memes, and Video Games: 9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister
 Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure
 If Charges Will Be Pressed
 @balleralert
 CB.
9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Saturday, tragedy struck in Monroe County, Mississippi, when a 13-year-old girl was shot and killed by her 9-year-old brother over a video game. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to USA Today, the incident occurred after the young girl refused to give up a video game controller when her brother wanted it. As a result, officials say the young boy grabbed a gun and shot his sister in the back of the head, as the bullet pierced her brain. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The teenage girl was rushed to a local hospital, where she later died. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s just 9. I assume he’s seen this on video games or TV,” Monroe County Sheriff Cecil Cantrell said. “I don’t know if he knew exactly what this would do. I can’t answer that. I do know it’s a tragedy.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is all new ground for us, we’ve never dealt with a kid shooting a kid at age 9,” Cantrell said. “We don’t know yet what kind of charges or if charges will be pressed. We want to make sure we’re doing everything correctly.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s why I’m not too fast to say anything because there are juveniles involved. We want to do what’s right and we’re going to get it right.”

9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed - blogged by @MsJennyb ...