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Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie awesomacious: They really did have us in the first half

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
awesomacious:

They really did have us in the first half

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
awesomacious:

They really did have us in the first half

awesomacious: They really did have us in the first half

Love, Smile, and Who: I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile

Love, Smile, and Who: I love people who
can make me laugh,
when I don't even
want to smile

Love, Smile, and Who: I love people who
can make me laugh,
when I don't even
want to smile

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamaed outrage, actually, little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to what it is My daughter make him feel right at home. Lucy, my own flesh and blood, Not now, not ever. is bringing home this... I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built wirh his this.. black man in less By Harald Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in own two hands while the coffee table is covered my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black with old magazines and I don't even have a cup man into this house until I've cleaned it up a of tea to offer the young fellow. They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie House rules

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamaed outrage, actually,
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
what it is My daughter make him feel right at home.
Lucy, my own flesh and blood, Not now, not ever.
is bringing home this...
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built wirh his
this.. black man in less
By Harald Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in own two hands while the coffee table is covered
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
of tea to offer the young fellow.
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
House rules

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamaed outrage, actually,
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
what it is My daughter make him feel right at home.
Lucy, my own flesh and blood, Not now, not ever.
is bringing home this...
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built wirh his
this.. black man in less
By Harald Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in own two hands while the coffee table is covered
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
of tea to offer the young fellow.
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
House rules

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie They really did have us in the first half

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
They really did have us in the first half

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
They really did have us in the first half

They really did have us in the first half

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie They really did have us in the first half via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tkb1kY

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
They really did have us in the first half via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tkb1kY

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
They really did have us in the first half via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tkb1kY

They really did have us in the first half via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tkb1kY

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie Bet you got triggered too

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
Bet you got triggered too

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing
A Black Man Into This House Until
I've Tidied Up And Created A
Welcoming Environment
This is unbelievable. A
goddamned outrage, actually,
is what it is. My daughter
Lucy, my own flesh and blood,
is bringing home this …
this black man in less
little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine,
and made damn sure I have everything I need to
make him feel right at home
Not now, t
I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see
this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm
with a black man, traipsing right through the
front door of the house that he built with his
own two hands while the coffee table is covered
with old magazines and I don't even have a cup
of tea to offer the young fellow.
△ -|
By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon"
something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well,
I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in
my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black
man into this house until I've cleaned it up a
They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie
Bet you got triggered too

Bet you got triggered too

Friends, Girl, and Headphones: mike @champagnemikee bro l just heard this girl say to her friends "do you wanna know the real tea about him?" and I took my headphones off. hy am l so messy? I dont even know these people 🐸☕️

Friends, Girl, and Headphones: mike
@champagnemikee
bro l just heard this girl say to her friends
"do you wanna know the real tea about
him?" and I took my headphones off.
hy am l so messy? I dont even know
these people
🐸☕️

Friends, Girl, and Headphones: mike
@champagnemikee
bro l just heard this girl say to her friends
"do you wanna know the real tea about
him?" and I took my headphones off.
hy am l so messy? I dont even know
these people
🐸☕️

🐸☕️

Control, How To, and How: And I don't even know how to get my emotional problems under control

Control, How To, and How: And I don't even know how to get
my emotional problems under control

Control, How To, and How: And I don't even know how to get
my emotional problems under control

Dank, Memes, and Covers: I don't even care if my foot is out of the covers anymore, come get me demons. Take me home. MEMES Country roads, take me home.

Dank, Memes, and Covers: I don't even care if my foot is out of the
covers anymore, come get me demons.
Take me home.
MEMES
Country roads, take me home.

Dank, Memes, and Covers: I don't even care if my foot is out of the
covers anymore, come get me demons.
Take me home.
MEMES
Country roads, take me home.

Country roads, take me home.

Funny, Michael Scott, and Michael: Nobody: Michael Scott: @tank.sinatra 40 Sometimes i'lI start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. l just hope I find it along the way. MADE WITH MOMUS Works for him

Funny, Michael Scott, and Michael: Nobody:
Michael Scott:
@tank.sinatra
40
Sometimes i'lI start a sentence
and I don't even know where it's going.
l just hope I find it along the way.
MADE WITH MOMUS
Works for him

Funny, Michael Scott, and Michael: Nobody:
Michael Scott:
@tank.sinatra
40
Sometimes i'lI start a sentence
and I don't even know where it's going.
l just hope I find it along the way.
MADE WITH MOMUS
Works for him

Works for him

Ass, Cars, and Crazy: T-Mobile Wi-Fi 19:21 76% | DeAundre YOU MATCHED WITH DEAUNDRE ON 2/5/19 How often do you hit someone with your car? Lol Once a season b Today 17:31 Damn. U got a hit list or something? Today 19:14 Only for women with red hair named Meredith That's fair Fuck Meredith It's okay because I technically saved this one woman's life. She ended up having rabies and no one would've known if I didn't hit her. I'm starting a fun run for the cure of rabies in honor of Meredith. Lol It's gonna be awesome because we will help cure rabies How'd she get rabies? She got bit by a bat. We had a bat in our office and our other coworker was trying to catch it and trapped the bat with Meredith's head inside of a black trash bag Oh yeah Meredith is my coworker. I...I don't even I know it's crazy Sent So how did you hit here? Why didn't she get tested after she go bit by a bat? I was pulling into our office parking lot talking to this camera crew that follows us around. It's for some documentary or something And because she's stupid. I don't know. She pretty cool though because she will sleep with this guy so we can get free steak coupons and discounts on our office supplies. Wow.... so she's out here getting bit by bats, hit by cars, and throwing ass for coupons? Yeah pretty much. Also her kid is a stripper and she had a Hysterectomy. I think that's where you get your vagina removed or something Throwing ass for coupons

Ass, Cars, and Crazy: T-Mobile Wi-Fi
19:21
76% |
DeAundre
YOU MATCHED WITH DEAUNDRE ON 2/5/19
How often do you hit someone with
your car? Lol
Once a season b
Today 17:31
Damn. U got a hit list or something?
Today 19:14
Only for women with red hair named
Meredith
That's fair
Fuck Meredith
It's okay because I technically saved
this one woman's life. She ended up
having rabies and no one would've
known if I didn't hit her.
I'm starting a fun run for the cure of
rabies in honor of Meredith.
Lol
It's gonna be awesome because we
will help cure rabies
How'd she get rabies?
She got bit by a bat. We had a bat in
our office and our other coworker was
trying to catch it and trapped the bat
with Meredith's head inside of a black
trash bag
Oh yeah Meredith is my coworker.
I...I don't even
I know it's crazy
Sent
So how did you hit here?
Why didn't she get tested after she go
bit by a bat?
I was pulling into our office parking lot
talking to this camera crew that
follows us around. It's for some
documentary or something
And because she's stupid. I don't
know. She pretty cool though because
she will sleep with this guy so we can
get free steak coupons and discounts
on our office supplies.
Wow.... so she's out here getting bit
by bats, hit by cars, and throwing ass
for coupons?
Yeah pretty much. Also her kid is a
stripper and she had a Hysterectomy.
I think that's where you get your
vagina removed or something
Throwing ass for coupons

Ass, Cars, and Crazy: T-Mobile Wi-Fi
19:21
76% |
DeAundre
YOU MATCHED WITH DEAUNDRE ON 2/5/19
How often do you hit someone with
your car? Lol
Once a season b
Today 17:31
Damn. U got a hit list or something?
Today 19:14
Only for women with red hair named
Meredith
That's fair
Fuck Meredith
It's okay because I technically saved
this one woman's life. She ended up
having rabies and no one would've
known if I didn't hit her.
I'm starting a fun run for the cure of
rabies in honor of Meredith.
Lol
It's gonna be awesome because we
will help cure rabies
How'd she get rabies?
She got bit by a bat. We had a bat in
our office and our other coworker was
trying to catch it and trapped the bat
with Meredith's head inside of a black
trash bag
Oh yeah Meredith is my coworker.
I...I don't even
I know it's crazy
Sent
So how did you hit here?
Why didn't she get tested after she go
bit by a bat?
I was pulling into our office parking lot
talking to this camera crew that
follows us around. It's for some
documentary or something
And because she's stupid. I don't
know. She pretty cool though because
she will sleep with this guy so we can
get free steak coupons and discounts
on our office supplies.
Wow.... so she's out here getting bit
by bats, hit by cars, and throwing ass
for coupons?
Yeah pretty much. Also her kid is a
stripper and she had a Hysterectomy.
I think that's where you get your
vagina removed or something
Throwing ass for coupons

Baby, Yet, and Dont: Baby, I don't even have a dlamond yet

Baby, Yet, and Dont: Baby, I don't even have a dlamond yet

Baby, Yet, and Dont: Baby, I don't even have a dlamond yet

Level, Kidding, and Gotten: My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

Level, Kidding, and Gotten: My level of sarcasm's gotten to a
point where I don't even know if I'm
kidding or not.

Level, Kidding, and Gotten: My level of sarcasm's gotten to a
point where I don't even know if I'm
kidding or not.

Memes, Uber, and Work: jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr my uber driver: map isnt loading, which way should i turn just to get us going? me: i got this boy's address two hours ago sir i have no idea. i don't even know his last name 2/1/19, 1:20 AM It’s raining sleet and I do not want to go to work

Memes, Uber, and Work: jen merritt!!!
@jennifermerr
my uber driver: map isnt loading, which
way should i turn just to get us going?
me: i got this boy's address two hours
ago sir i have no idea. i don't even know
his last name
2/1/19, 1:20 AM
It’s raining sleet and I do not want to go to work

Memes, Uber, and Work: jen merritt!!!
@jennifermerr
my uber driver: map isnt loading, which
way should i turn just to get us going?
me: i got this boy's address two hours
ago sir i have no idea. i don't even know
his last name
2/1/19, 1:20 AM
It’s raining sleet and I do not want to go to work

It’s raining sleet and I do not want to go to work

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule that all of our door staff must have names that start with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be- friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso- lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older than me and has a fiance. you know when someone is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan. now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now, add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper. that's Doorman Dan. since meeting him last year, I've discovered .he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called Junkie Jeff at 9AM .he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months while he was in the army, and was complet unaware they had broken up until he wishe happy Christmas and she responded with what the fuck Dan .accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for thirty-six hours .he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay, and instead of jumping in and fighting back he decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out and ran off .he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed inside any John Lewis shops .he is convinced the love of his life is not his fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII know when I meet him. .he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless they follow him his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be told." when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on the door and asked if they'd like a snack . .he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out being the only person on the dance floor without a drink when he's patrolling the bar I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him cacen BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!! zohbugg I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of Doorman Dan thecheshirecass I look forward to reading more about the loving, polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with Ned when they finally meet. fuckveahdiomedes What's the instagram for the rabbits, op? Source: cacen 114,993 notes The adventures of doorman dan

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen
so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
that all of our door staff must have names that start
with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that's Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I've discovered
.he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
Junkie Jeff at 9AM
.he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
while he was in the army, and was complet
unaware they had broken up until he wishe
happy Christmas and she responded with what the
fuck Dan
.accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
thirty-six hours
.he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
and ran off
.he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
inside any John Lewis shops
.he is convinced the love of his life is not his
fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
know when I meet him.
.he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
they follow him
his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
told."
when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
the door and asked if they'd like a snack
.
.he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
being the only person on the dance floor without a
drink when he's patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
cacen
BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
zohbugg
I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
Doorman Dan
thecheshirecass
I look forward to reading more about the loving,
polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
Ned when they finally meet.
fuckveahdiomedes
What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
Source: cacen
114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

A Dream, Christmas, and Instagram: cacen
so at the bar in which I work, there's an unofficial rule
that all of our door staff must have names that start
with D or rhyme with 'doorman', which has led to me be-
friending a trio of six foot four men with beards called
Doorman Logan, Doorman Drew, and Doorman Dan
now, let me tell you now that Doorman Dan is the abso-
lute love of my life. I don't care that he's a decade older
than me and has a fiance. you know when someone
is so extraordinary or impossible to define that they're
simply referred to as 'a character? that's Doorman Dan.
now, before I get into his personality, let's describe his
appearance. imagine the most stereotypical Scand
inavian person ever: tall, white-blond, strong-jawed. now,
add a heavy South Walian accent and an orange jumper.
that's Doorman Dan.
since meeting him last year, I've discovered
.he once had a dream that he had a tattoo that
said 'shit happens' on his left arsecheek, so when
he woke up he decided he had to fulfil the prophecy
and got it tattooed on his arse by a bloke called
Junkie Jeff at 9AM
.he forgot to call his girlfriend for three months
while he was in the army, and was complet
unaware they had broken up until he wishe
happy Christmas and she responded with what the
fuck Dan
.accidentally married his army buddy in Vegas for
thirty-six hours
.he saw someone beating up a guy for being gay,
and instead of jumping in and fighting back he
decided to get absolutely bollock-naked and stand
in front of the homophobe until he got freaked out
and ran off
.he has a millionare buddy who rings him up once a
month for 'mystery adventures', one of which has
resulted in Doorman Dan no longer being allowed
inside any John Lewis shops
.he is convinced the love of his life is not his
fiancee, but a man named Ned. upon being asked
who Ned is, he shrugged and responded with: "TII
know when I meet him.
.he runs an Instagram account dedicated to his pet
rabbits and refuses to let people into the bar unless
they follow him
his fiancee booked a wedding venue before he even
proposed. "I don't even know if I'm invited, truth be
told."
when he caught a couple having sex in our loos, he
didn't want to intrude so he just gently knocked on
the door and asked if they'd like a snack
.
.he has created his own non-alcoholic cocktail
called Doorman's Sunrise because he feels left out
being the only person on the dance floor without a
drink when he's patrolling the bar
I could honestly write a ten-season sitcom about him
cacen
BIG OL UPDATE: HE GOT MARRIED LAST WEEK!!!!
zohbugg
I need 10 seasons and a movie about the life of
Doorman Dan
thecheshirecass
I look forward to reading more about the loving,
polyamorous relationship he and his wife develop with
Ned when they finally meet.
fuckveahdiomedes
What's the instagram for the rabbits, op?
Source: cacen
114,993 notes
The adventures of doorman dan

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Girl Memes, Sarcasm, and Level: my level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where i don't even know if im kidding or not I’m probs not kidding

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point where i don't even know if im
kidding or not
I’m probs not kidding

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point where i don't even know if im
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Crazy, Dad, and John Lennon: Verizon 12:20 PM T 30.3k 6.8k T. Share Award BEST COMMENTS SoosiePoosie S 3 5h My Dad went to secondary school with John Lennon and was a couple vears older than him. Dad was known for playing the drums and being quite musical and one day John asks him whether he'd like to be the drummer in a band he's forming. Dad was keen, but my Granny said he needed to prioritise studying and so he didn't joirn The band formed and were called The Quarrymen, and I think a guy called Colin was the drummer instead of Dad, who l believe was later replaced by Pete Best and then Ringo as they changed to The Silver Beatles, and then The Beatles I like to imagine that in an alternative universe my Dad said yes and that was history. I don't even mind that l wouldn't have been born if this had been the outcome he really deserved to have had that lifetime Reply 12.0k wylie99998 1h Mako_Eyes S.1h But maybe the universe wanted you more than it wanted your dad in the Beatles MisaRoo 1h Add a comment Reply on an Ask Reddit thread about crazy stories

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My Dad went to secondary school with John Lennon
and was a couple vears older than him. Dad was known
for playing the drums and being quite musical and one
day John asks him whether he'd like to be the
drummer in a band he's forming. Dad was keen, but my
Granny said he needed to prioritise studying and so he
didn't joirn
The band formed and were called The Quarrymen, and
I think a guy called Colin was the drummer instead of
Dad, who l believe was later replaced by Pete Best and
then Ringo as they changed to The Silver Beatles, and
then The Beatles
I like to imagine that in an alternative universe my Dad
said yes and that was history. I don't even mind that l
wouldn't have been born if this had been the outcome
he really deserved to have had that lifetime
Reply 12.0k
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Mako_Eyes S.1h
But maybe the universe wanted you more than it
wanted your dad in the Beatles
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SoosiePoosie S 3 5h
My Dad went to secondary school with John Lennon
and was a couple vears older than him. Dad was known
for playing the drums and being quite musical and one
day John asks him whether he'd like to be the
drummer in a band he's forming. Dad was keen, but my
Granny said he needed to prioritise studying and so he
didn't joirn
The band formed and were called The Quarrymen, and
I think a guy called Colin was the drummer instead of
Dad, who l believe was later replaced by Pete Best and
then Ringo as they changed to The Silver Beatles, and
then The Beatles
I like to imagine that in an alternative universe my Dad
said yes and that was history. I don't even mind that l
wouldn't have been born if this had been the outcome
he really deserved to have had that lifetime
Reply 12.0k
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Mako_Eyes S.1h
But maybe the universe wanted you more than it
wanted your dad in the Beatles
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have so many bridesmaids. I don't even
like that many people.
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Bridesmaids, Women, and How: I don't understand how some women
have so many bridesmaids. I don't even
like that many people.
I don’t even KNOW that many people.

I don’t even KNOW that many people.

Man, Think, and You: do you ever start eating something and think "man i don't even want this" but then you just keep eating it

Man, Think, and You: do you ever start eating something
and think "man i don't even want this"
but then you just keep eating it

Man, Think, and You: do you ever start eating something
and think "man i don't even want this"
but then you just keep eating it

Adele, Got, and Man: Adele got me missing a man I don't even have

Adele, Got, and Man: Adele got me missing a man I don't
even have

Adele, Got, and Man: Adele got me missing a man I don't
even have

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Thing, Feel, and Empty: I feel empty I don't even feel a thing

Thing, Feel, and Empty: I feel empty
I don't even feel a thing

Thing, Feel, and Empty: I feel empty
I don't even feel a thing

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Friends, Memes, and Supreme: Who's ready for J. Cole's new single!?
We
!llmindPutTheLoopOn
@illmindPRODUCER
TV
Heard "MIDDLE CHILD" at the
Dreamville sessions and trust when I
say
U know what? I don't even have
words
TI just leave this here->
legendary producer illmind says whats coming is nothing but 🔥 📸: @anthony_supreme Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

Friends, Memes, and Supreme: Who's ready for J. Cole's new single!?
We
!llmindPutTheLoopOn
@illmindPRODUCER
TV
Heard "MIDDLE CHILD" at the
Dreamville sessions and trust when I
say
U know what? I don't even have
words
TI just leave this here->
legendary producer illmind says whats coming is nothing but 🔥 📸: @anthony_supreme Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

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Life, Love, and Tumblr: Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate Army vet response (below) uov Or have. TAko, a . cour You look HANèicu Stup beis ASer OHFILE Dear Passive Aggressive Douche, First and foremost: In the state of Texas, if a vehicle has DISABLED VETERAN license plates that vehicle is not required, BY LAW, to have a handicapped placard displayed, nor a handicapped emblem on the license plate, UNLESS that vehicle is parked on FEDERAL property. If you had bothered to spend 30 seconds and pull the minlature computer out of your pocket to research this then you would have never needed to leave me this offensive note. Considering that you took a picture of my license plate you should have been able to very clearly see the writing at the bottom that says: DISABLED VETERAN U.S. ARMED FORCES Butpobably just let your emotions gethe best of you and felt like being a social justice hero. Secondly: Although I may not "look handicapped to you, I can assure you that the amount of pain I feel in my lower body from walking due to combat sustained injuries far supersedes any level of pain you have ever felt in your entire life. Or maybe not....Who am I to say? After all, I don't even know who you are. By the way, I would love to hear what your idea of a handicapped person "looks like. Asshole Lastly You may have noticed there is a photocopy of the note you left attached to my response. I kept the original. I think I'm going to frame it so 1 can look at it every day as to remind myself of what kind of person to NOT be Sincerely The guy who doesn't look handicapped srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet

Life, Love, and Tumblr: Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate
Army vet response (below)
uov
Or
have. TAko, a
.
cour
You look HANèicu
Stup beis ASer
OHFILE
Dear Passive Aggressive Douche,
First and foremost:
In the state of Texas, if a vehicle has DISABLED VETERAN license plates
that vehicle is not required, BY LAW, to have a handicapped placard
displayed, nor a handicapped emblem on the license plate, UNLESS that
vehicle is parked on FEDERAL property. If you had bothered to spend
30 seconds and pull the minlature computer out of your pocket to
research this then you would have never needed to leave me this
offensive note. Considering that you took a picture of my license plate
you should have been able to very clearly see the writing at the bottom
that says: DISABLED VETERAN U.S. ARMED FORCES
Butpobably just let your emotions gethe best of you and
felt like being a social justice hero.
Secondly:
Although I may not "look handicapped to you, I can assure you that the
amount of pain I feel in my lower body from walking due to combat
sustained injuries far supersedes any level of pain you have ever felt in
your entire life. Or maybe not....Who am I to say? After all, I don't even
know who you are.
By the way, I would love to hear what your idea of a handicapped
person "looks like. Asshole
Lastly
You may have noticed there is a photocopy of the note you left attached
to my response. I kept the original. I think I'm going to frame it so 1 can
look at it every day as to remind myself of what kind of person to NOT
be
Sincerely
The guy who doesn't look handicapped
srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet

Life, Love, and Tumblr: Note from angry neighbor (above) and appropriate
Army vet response (below)
uov
Or
have. TAko, a
.
cour
You look HANèicu
Stup beis ASer
OHFILE
Dear Passive Aggressive Douche,
First and foremost:
In the state of Texas, if a vehicle has DISABLED VETERAN license plates
that vehicle is not required, BY LAW, to have a handicapped placard
displayed, nor a handicapped emblem on the license plate, UNLESS that
vehicle is parked on FEDERAL property. If you had bothered to spend
30 seconds and pull the minlature computer out of your pocket to
research this then you would have never needed to leave me this
offensive note. Considering that you took a picture of my license plate
you should have been able to very clearly see the writing at the bottom
that says: DISABLED VETERAN U.S. ARMED FORCES
Butpobably just let your emotions gethe best of you and
felt like being a social justice hero.
Secondly:
Although I may not "look handicapped to you, I can assure you that the
amount of pain I feel in my lower body from walking due to combat
sustained injuries far supersedes any level of pain you have ever felt in
your entire life. Or maybe not....Who am I to say? After all, I don't even
know who you are.
By the way, I would love to hear what your idea of a handicapped
person "looks like. Asshole
Lastly
You may have noticed there is a photocopy of the note you left attached
to my response. I kept the original. I think I'm going to frame it so 1 can
look at it every day as to remind myself of what kind of person to NOT
be
Sincerely
The guy who doesn't look handicapped
srsfunny:Angry Neighbor Vs. Army Vet

Friends, Fucking, and Memes: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND THEN ONE DAY YOU REALISE: "I DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS FUCKING CUNT"

Friends, Fucking, and Memes: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
AND THEN ONE DAY
YOU REALISE:
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THIS FUCKING CUNT"

Friends, Fucking, and Memes: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
AND THEN ONE DAY
YOU REALISE:
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE
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Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
921
ロ470
ㅇ8,240.1,
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
his room that stayed the night and my
wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
how he plans to smuggle her out now
that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still
here, the wife has gone into full
Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
the door. This could be his chance
while she's distracted.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
11:00am central standard time... My
wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
core she doesn't even notice me
standing behind her to take this pic...
Music cranked all the way. Now's the
chance. will he see the opportunity??
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I think they might be waiting it out. The
wife usually lays down and reads after
lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
off all morning. Could he be waiting for
that?? Can she hold her pee another
hour or so?? I have no idea what they
thinking up there
940 t532 8,957
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
the rest of you
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Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
enough to sleep through the fuck fest
above our heads at 4am
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
2451 ㅇ7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
I don't even know if the wife saw her
come downstairs to use the bathroom.
She's said nothing and it's not like I can
ask... Yet
t2451
7,508
Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
casually strolls downstairs... AND
grabbed those shoes and went back
upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
past. I shot him a little wink. They
gonna hit that side door. bet.
Tricky-D
@DropsNoPanties
And closure... Sure enough, hit the
side door and they gone. I don't know
about you but need a drink after that
suspense. Thanks for following along!
That was amazing
A story worth of a short film

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u/ProredditOr 11h
What is the Stupidest solution to a
problem that actually worked?
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146
Share
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mOle 11h
lthink my favourite Il story (not mine) is the
server that needed to be rebooted whenever it
Troze completely. The mcguyver solution? Get
an old pc with a CD drive, and every time it loses
connection to the server it ejects the CD tray,
which has a poking stick attached, which hits
the reset button
T he line between genius and insanity was
definitely blurry there
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r/AskReddit
u/ProredditOr 11h
What is the Stupidest solution to a
problem that actually worked?
Advice
72
146
Share
BEST COMMENTS ▼
mOle 11h
lthink my favourite Il story (not mine) is the
server that needed to be rebooted whenever it
Troze completely. The mcguyver solution? Get
an old pc with a CD drive, and every time it loses
connection to the server it ejects the CD tray,
which has a poking stick attached, which hits
the reset button
T he line between genius and insanity was
definitely blurry there
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got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
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Her: "No"
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16 years later)
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In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
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Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
Wholesome Accident

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Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while travelling with my girlfriend. I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we got there. In fact I don't even remember this conversation we apparently had: Me: "Are WE Married" Her: "No" Me: "We SHOULD BE!" So we got married the next year! (and we're still married 16 years later) Wholesome Accident

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travelling with my girlfriend.
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got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
Wholesome Accident

Apparently, Bad, and Concussion: symbouleutic 18h
Had a scooter accident and bad concussion while
travelling with my girlfriend.
I didn't even know what country we were in, or how we
got there.
In fact I don't even remember this conversation we
apparently had:
Me: "Are WE Married"
Her: "No"
Me: "We SHOULD BE!"
So we got married the next year! (and we're still married
16 years later)
Wholesome Accident

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Crying, Head, and Kkk: It's just a tattoo," he says, when the silence goes on so long that we have nearly
fallen over the edge of it into a pit of black nothingness. "It's not as if I came home
and said I'd got someone pregnant.
It seems to me, unhinged by shock, that this might have been the better option.
His father says, "Where?"
"On my arm," he says, and touches his bicep through his shirt.
His lovely shoulder.
For three days, I can't speak to my son. I can hardly bear to look at him. I decide
this is rational. The last thing we need, I think, is an explosion of white-hot words
that
In any case, I'm not even sure what it is I want to say. In my mind's eye I stand
there, a bitter old woman with pursed lips wringing my black-gloved hands. He's
done the one thing that I've said for years, please d
upset me if you did this. And now it's happened. So there's nothing left to say
everyone carries around for the rest of their lives, e
ngraved on their hearts.
on't do this. It would really
So I cry instead. I have a lump in my throat that stops me from eating. I feel as if
someone has died. I keep thinking of his skin, his precious skin, inked like a pig
carcasS
My husband asks, "Have you seen it yet?"
I shake my head. Like a child, I am hoping that if I keep my eyes tightly shut the
whole thing will disappear
It's his body," he says gently. "His choice.
But what if he wants to be a lawyer?
A lawyer?
"Or an accountant."
He'll be wearing a suit. No one will ever know. And he doesn't want to be a
I know. I know
tifalockharts
this article about some woman's 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a
tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today
tifalockharts
On day three, still in a fog of misery, I say to him, "Shall we talk?"
We sit down with cups of coffee. I open my mouth to speak and end up crying
instead. I say, "You couldn't have done anything to hurt me more."
job I don't even want. I say, "But you're not. You're different. I will never look at
you in the same way again. It's a visceral feeling. Maybe because I'm your mother
All those years of looking after your body-taking you to the dentist and making
you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and
cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your
skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you'd lost your arm in a car accident, I
would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better
But this -this is desecration. And I hate it."
'M SHRIEKING
regretityet
You guys.
gutmeats
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
pack up the moon and dismantle the sun.
What the fuck
mustlearntoadult
SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE
wepon
a classi
doctorangelpenguin
As I was reading this I kept waiting for the tattoo to be revealed as like a nazi
symbol or some racist shit like for the kkk of something but nope..... She was
just THAT hurt by ink
lilaccoloursplash
You left out the BEST part-stand, a lone tyrannosaurus, bellowing at a world i
don't understand."
spontaneoustornadoes
This woman's writing skills holy fuck
Source: elsas #give them to me #that stars moon sun quote? raw as F U C K
49,991 notes
I thought it was satire. It wasnt.

Crying, Head, and Kkk: It's just a tattoo," he says, when the silence goes on so long that we have nearly
fallen over the edge of it into a pit of black nothingness. "It's not as if I came home
and said I'd got someone pregnant.
It seems to me, unhinged by shock, that this might have been the better option.
His father says, "Where?"
"On my arm," he says, and touches his bicep through his shirt.
His lovely shoulder.
For three days, I can't speak to my son. I can hardly bear to look at him. I decide
this is rational. The last thing we need, I think, is an explosion of white-hot words
that
In any case, I'm not even sure what it is I want to say. In my mind's eye I stand
there, a bitter old woman with pursed lips wringing my black-gloved hands. He's
done the one thing that I've said for years, please d
upset me if you did this. And now it's happened. So there's nothing left to say
everyone carries around for the rest of their lives, e
ngraved on their hearts.
on't do this. It would really
So I cry instead. I have a lump in my throat that stops me from eating. I feel as if
someone has died. I keep thinking of his skin, his precious skin, inked like a pig
carcasS
My husband asks, "Have you seen it yet?"
I shake my head. Like a child, I am hoping that if I keep my eyes tightly shut the
whole thing will disappear
It's his body," he says gently. "His choice.
But what if he wants to be a lawyer?
A lawyer?
"Or an accountant."
He'll be wearing a suit. No one will ever know. And he doesn't want to be a
I know. I know
tifalockharts
this article about some woman's 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a
tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today
tifalockharts
On day three, still in a fog of misery, I say to him, "Shall we talk?"
We sit down with cups of coffee. I open my mouth to speak and end up crying
instead. I say, "You couldn't have done anything to hurt me more."
job I don't even want. I say, "But you're not. You're different. I will never look at
you in the same way again. It's a visceral feeling. Maybe because I'm your mother
All those years of looking after your body-taking you to the dentist and making
you drink milk and worrying about green leafy vegetables and sunscreen and
cancer from mobile phones. And then you let some stranger inject ink under your
skin. To me, it seems like self-mutilation. If you'd lost your arm in a car accident, I
would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better
But this -this is desecration. And I hate it."
'M SHRIEKING
regretityet
You guys.
gutmeats
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
pack up the moon and dismantle the sun.
What the fuck
mustlearntoadult
SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE
wepon
a classi
doctorangelpenguin
As I was reading this I kept waiting for the tattoo to be revealed as like a nazi
symbol or some racist shit like for the kkk of something but nope..... She was
just THAT hurt by ink
lilaccoloursplash
You left out the BEST part-stand, a lone tyrannosaurus, bellowing at a world i
don't understand."
spontaneoustornadoes
This woman's writing skills holy fuck
Source: elsas #give them to me #that stars moon sun quote? raw as F U C K
49,991 notes
I thought it was satire. It wasnt.

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pochowek:I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier

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I heard about the
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me.
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to know?

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I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don't even know what to make of
this Imao
I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars
and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I'm talking
different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some
so close they're massive. I'm like wtf and suddenly I realise there's an old man
sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.
before I can ask him if he's you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away
from the sky.
"this is what the universe really looks like," he tells me.
"oh," I say. a pause. "...can you put it back?
he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal
"what do I do with this information?" I ask, looking at him again
he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.
fagatrons
hey op im pretty sure you mightve just met god or something like that
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Did he look like Morgan Freeman?

God, Head, and Morgan Freeman: v1als
I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don't even know what to make of
this Imao
I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars
and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I'm talking
different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some
so close they're massive. I'm like wtf and suddenly I realise there's an old man
sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.
before I can ask him if he's you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away
from the sky.
"this is what the universe really looks like," he tells me.
"oh," I say. a pause. "...can you put it back?
he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal
"what do I do with this information?" I ask, looking at him again
he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.
fagatrons
hey op im pretty sure you mightve just met god or something like that
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Did he look like Morgan Freeman?

Did he look like Morgan Freeman?

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