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Sorry, Who, and Push: [sobs] Gamers, I have a confession to make. I was the one Who told pewds he could push Jörgen in to The nether. IM SORRY

Gamers, I have a confession to make. I was the one Who told pewds he could push Jörgen in to The nether. IM SORRY

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Ironic, Love, and Meh: I Have A Confession To Make (self.Otonokizaka) submitted by Weegedor +2695] certified kagayaki expert [M)- announcement Everyone, I have a confession to make. While you may all know and love me as your friendly mikan-loving moderator, I harbor a few secrets that must come to light. First of all, I am not the world's greatest mikan lover. In fact, Chika is not even in my top 5 (including Mu's and Aqours). Many moons ago, when I first discovered this sub, I made an ironic post about liking Chika Unfortunately for me, everyone at the time actually thought that I was a fan of Chika. I should have come clean right then, but I liked my newfound attention; I liked being the "Chika guy". Everytime someone posted a mikan bully or "baited" me into a rant, my reaction was all a facade. I'm revealing this to you because I can't keep living this lie anymore. In truth, mikans are meh and rice is nice. For the longest time I wanted to make posts about Hanayo, change my flair, and I wanted to be accepted as the "Hanayo guy" but I couldn't because I didn't want to betray your expectations of me. But I can't keep this up any longer. Mikan bullying has always been stale and beaten to death, but now there's a new scourge afoot: Rice Bullyinq. I'm sick and tired of the way this subreddit treats Hanayo. Everyone makes fun of her because she isn't popular or because she "has no presence" but I don't agree with this. Why must we always pick on and belittle the idols? Why must supposed fans of Love Live constantly get at each other's throats just because they like a different girl? That is why I must become who I truly am; a Hanayo fan. Please join me in putting an end to Rice Bullying so we can all live in a world filled with the starch-filled wonders of rice. But this isn't all I have to confess. I am not a NASA intern. The whole "meme" that I'm a NASA intern simply occured because of a typo I made. I am actually an NSA intern. I have been monitoring this subreddit as a part of my internship and I am the one responsible for NarutoVape's demise. I even sent LOLZZ to Guantanamo but he somehow managed to escape and he is, I presume, out for revenge. If anyone has seen this dangerous criminal, please contact your localNSA agent. comments source share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments Did anyone see this? It was deleted right after

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