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Dildo, Dude, and Reddit: I can't be the only one who want's my gas pump to pump itself. submitted 33 minutes ago by rapidlyprototyping No trigger lock at gas pump? Use your gas cap to keep gas flowing without having to hold it the entire time. 13 submitted 4 months ago by ProudAccident 22 comments share save hide give award report crosspost Can I? I made this https://youtu.be/PPZfb_XwNDA 2 for 1 sale on now since it's just released. If you want no FOBS, let me know in the instructions, and i'll replace each FOB with an extra RACKCLIPP. Hands Free Seg Gas Pump all 7 comments content policy formatting help save A-1 acidhax (score hiddenl 35 minutes ago what the fuck is this stupid shit permalink embed save report give award reply -rapidlyprototyping [S] 0 points 9 minutes ago I great inventions. Ahead of it's time, like permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply You know there's tab on pump handles that does this already right? permalink embed save report give award reply - permareddit [score hidden] 32 minutes ago [- SoggyDemocracy 17 points 4 months ago Typically only Shell, most people just place their gas caps under the lever which hold the damn thing for all of 1.5 minutes. stupid, or you know, you can just So you are the reason my hands are covered in gasoline everytime I use the pump permalinkembed save report give award reply permalink embed save parent report give award reply A-1 SikhStrider [score hidden] 11 minutes ago - alleycat2-14 4 points 4 months ago Husky also has them at the locations I've been to Please post this again tomorrow permalink embed save parent report give award reply permalink embed save report give award reply - serpentman (score hidden] 3 minutes ago Yeah I see them pretty often. Don't think it's just shell. [-] ProudAccident [S] -1 points 4 months ago -serpentman [score hidden) 12 minutes agc permalink embed save parent report give award reply ler portant enough for you to buy a hunk of plastic. And ritualistically jam it into ck it un and hold What could you he gas handle every time you ossibly be doing in that time that's so important? fill. Just the damn thing. [-] havereddit 2 points 4 months ago just Yup, and then when the nozzle accidentally falls out while you're squeegeeing your station get painted with gas... rmalink embed save parent report give award reply [-rapidlyprototyping [S] 0 points 3 minutes ago permalink embed save report give award reply wer that fits in the key FOB, s Well instead of the RACKCLIPP, you can order the RACKSHELF, which is a littl [-][deleted] 6 points 4 months ago can store your mints. That's Al Gore's problem. Not mine. T serpentman [score hidden] a minute ago permalink embed save parent report reply Are you on meth? [-] [deleted] 3 points 4 months ago -rapidlyprototyping (S] 1 point just now Weed is legal dude, and is curbing the opioid crisis. My gas cap has a tether. So now what permalink embed save report reply permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete [-] ThickPrick 1 point Use a bic lighter months ago -]poortographer [score hidden] 34 minutes ago or sisters dildo. Very few stations have this. permalink embed save parent report give award reply 2 X I find Reddit is an excellent source for innovative product ideas..
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Alive, Being Alone, and Family: 1 re 2 months ago Due to family dynamics and the hostility from medical staff I prearranged NB counselor for protection to say goodbye to my dying mother. I flew in from WA and when I got to Ward 4 I was treated with contempt and never ending platitudes such as be strong for your mum, 'don't cry she wouldn't want that' blah blah blah.As if they know my mum! How dare they talk down and shut me up' there are other patients here you know. Not 1/2 an hour later mum's enemy invades my pre-allotted precious goodbye mum time and she mauls mum's face, gawks, gloats and laughs at her and my misery. Mum was visibly shaken and desperately clutched her chest in fear. The vultures are circling and enriching themselves on mum and my misery..Just to add mum died yesterday and the power trip sadistic nurses banned me from seeing mum alone on her last day, even though I am my mothers eldest child and her favourite, the male nurse said "the family' do not need your negative jnfluence" and LOCKED me out of ward 4; I never saw my mother alive again- even though I was downstairs all her dying hours robbed me of saying goodbye to mum and I will never forgive them. I have a little experience with Garigal dreamtime spirits and fear themselves with their crimes against me and mum. I pray to God and Allah that some other grieving relative, simple. I I have cursed do not do this to is evil pure and 5 לו X A one star review of our local hospital

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