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pepoluan: sourcedumal: tockthewatchdog: prokopetz: lilium-m: rainbowbarnacle: devilishkurumi: European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, the first Italian woman in space, took a moment to celebrate Captain Janeway at around 250 miles above Earth. (CNET) (twitter) i bet someone else has already posted this by now but i thought it was really cool bc now we officially have had a cosplay selfie in space lmao also apparently this marks the first time a star trek uniform’s actually been worn in space i heard??? which is also awesome She did it again today! Also, in the picture she’s drinking coffee brewed with an espresso machine specifically engineered to work on the International Space Station - the ISSpresso (made in Italy!). The most amusing thing about this is that, at current launch prices, it costs in the neighbourhood of $4000 per pound to send stuff to the International Space Station. Eyeballing that uniform’s weight at about two pounds, this means that before Ms. Cristoforetti could take cosplay selfies on the ISS, she first had to propose to her nation’s space agency, with a straight face, that they should approve an extra eight grand to send that uniform up there with her in the first place - and that they agreed that this was, in fact, an appropriate use of their funding. Neeeeeeeerds. MY PEOPLE  This is awesome. I love Nerds in Space. All praise to Ms. Cristoforetti for making the dream come true. : Sam Cristoforetti Follow @AstroSamantha "There's coffee in that nebula"... ehm, I mean... in that #Dragon RETWEETS FAVORITES 7,490 9,213 pepoluan: sourcedumal: tockthewatchdog: prokopetz: lilium-m: rainbowbarnacle: devilishkurumi: European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti, the first Italian woman in space, took a moment to celebrate Captain Janeway at around 250 miles above Earth. (CNET) (twitter) i bet someone else has already posted this by now but i thought it was really cool bc now we officially have had a cosplay selfie in space lmao also apparently this marks the first time a star trek uniform’s actually been worn in space i heard??? which is also awesome She did it again today! Also, in the picture she’s drinking coffee brewed with an espresso machine specifically engineered to work on the International Space Station - the ISSpresso (made in Italy!). The most amusing thing about this is that, at current launch prices, it costs in the neighbourhood of $4000 per pound to send stuff to the International Space Station. Eyeballing that uniform’s weight at about two pounds, this means that before Ms. Cristoforetti could take cosplay selfies on the ISS, she first had to propose to her nation’s space agency, with a straight face, that they should approve an extra eight grand to send that uniform up there with her in the first place - and that they agreed that this was, in fact, an appropriate use of their funding. Neeeeeeeerds. MY PEOPLE  This is awesome. I love Nerds in Space. All praise to Ms. Cristoforetti for making the dream come true.

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furiousfran: teapotsahoy: picklespickleyama: bronzebasilisk: fan-troll: lord-kitschener: jimblespage: jolys: caterjunes: spiffymuffin: yunghau5: 3dboyfriends: smashbrethren: prostheticknowledge: Dildo Generator Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” …. Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone). Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here the time is now hell yeah ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda it’s called the purple ramjet which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide shove a vase up your ass not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls i call it the matterhorn cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!” I call this one the Megahorny Just cram an entire table lamp up there : Opcions furiousfran: teapotsahoy: picklespickleyama: bronzebasilisk: fan-troll: lord-kitschener: jimblespage: jolys: caterjunes: spiffymuffin: yunghau5: 3dboyfriends: smashbrethren: prostheticknowledge: Dildo Generator Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” …. Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone). Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here the time is now hell yeah ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda it’s called the purple ramjet which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide shove a vase up your ass not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls i call it the matterhorn cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!” I call this one the Megahorny Just cram an entire table lamp up there
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whateverbutgood: sparkafterdark: tyrannosarcophagous: nerdgul: sparkafterdark: witchchad: totallyfubar: sparkafterdark: momunofu: dadurl: momunofu: chillin on a Saturday night Calm down jojo you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax You call that “chillin”? Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink I dunno, man,  sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop get on my level boys Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes. Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck this post appears once every million years I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has. oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots this is A DREAM COMING TRUE : whateverbutgood: sparkafterdark: tyrannosarcophagous: nerdgul: sparkafterdark: witchchad: totallyfubar: sparkafterdark: momunofu: dadurl: momunofu: chillin on a Saturday night Calm down jojo you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax You call that “chillin”? Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink I dunno, man,  sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop get on my level boys Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes. Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck this post appears once every million years I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has. oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots this is A DREAM COMING TRUE
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picklespickleyama: bronzebasilisk: fan-troll: lord-kitschener: jimblespage: jolys: caterjunes: spiffymuffin: yunghau5: 3dboyfriends: smashbrethren: prostheticknowledge: Dildo Generator Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” …. Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone). Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here the time is now hell yeah ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda it’s called the purple ramjet which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide shove a vase up your ass not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls i call it the matterhorn cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises : Opcions picklespickleyama: bronzebasilisk: fan-troll: lord-kitschener: jimblespage: jolys: caterjunes: spiffymuffin: yunghau5: 3dboyfriends: smashbrethren: prostheticknowledge: Dildo Generator Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” …. Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone). Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here the time is now hell yeah ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda it’s called the purple ramjet which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide shove a vase up your ass not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls i call it the matterhorn cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
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positive-memes: I liked this initiative and I decided to join too. Proceedings from this shirt… will go to refugee services or immigrant charities. I’d like you to comment with a charity you know or work for. A week from now I’ll make another post about donating the money to that charity, whatever it is, $5 or $500. Thank you :) I REALLY DO CARE or Amazon link A (late) update to this. After browsing a bit, I decided to donate the money to ACLU https://www.aclu.org/ I saw that Musk and John Legend were donators. After the campaign ended, 7 shirts were sold, so I donated $70 to the organization: Also, I thought about doing this a monthly or bimonthly thing. We can do this for animal shelters for example. If you have any cause you want to support, tell me and well see what we can do about it :): After Melania Trump's jacket, people are buying 'I really do care' T-shirts to raise money for immigrant charity CO C) £7,500 raised for organisation supporting migrant children in 12 hours T-shirt makers riff on Melania Trump's jacket with their own message and donate proceeds to refugee services By Lindsey Ellefson, CNN O Updated 1838 GMT (0238 HKT) June 22, 2018 REALLY CARE DONT V? REALLY DO CARE positive-memes: I liked this initiative and I decided to join too. Proceedings from this shirt… will go to refugee services or immigrant charities. I’d like you to comment with a charity you know or work for. A week from now I’ll make another post about donating the money to that charity, whatever it is, $5 or $500. Thank you :) I REALLY DO CARE or Amazon link A (late) update to this. After browsing a bit, I decided to donate the money to ACLU https://www.aclu.org/ I saw that Musk and John Legend were donators. After the campaign ended, 7 shirts were sold, so I donated $70 to the organization: Also, I thought about doing this a monthly or bimonthly thing. We can do this for animal shelters for example. If you have any cause you want to support, tell me and well see what we can do about it :)

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optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. : did you know? did-you-kno.tumblr.com During a battle in 603 BC, Chinese warrior Xiong Yiliao stepped out between the armies and started juggling 9 balls. The opposing troops were so amazed that all 500 of them turned and fled did-you-kno.tumblr.com didyouknowblog.com facebook.com/didyouknowblog optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.
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