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<p><a href="https://throes-of-redemption.tumblr.com/post/160011097302/afishhook-anopeneye-my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she" class="tumblr_blog">throes-of-redemption</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://afishhook-anopeneye.tumblr.com/post/159772280098/my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she-sits-benethe-the-stall" class="tumblr_blog">afishhook-anopeneye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my name is cow<br/>and wen she sits<br/>benethe the stall<br/>withe tiny kit</p> <p>I hav no hands<br/>withe which to pat<br/>I use mye tung<br/>I lik the cat</p> </blockquote> <p>my name is cat<br/>and with tha kit<br/>In front of stall<br/>we lyk to sit</p> <p>I feel her tongue <br/>I say meow<br/>I have a fren<br/>Her name is cow</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="https://throes-of-redemption.tumblr.com/post/160011097302/afishhook-anopeneye-my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she" class="tumblr_blog">throes-of-redemption</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://afishhook-anopeneye.tumblr.com/post/159772280098/my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she-sits-benethe-the-stall" class="tumblr_blog">afishhook-anopeneye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my name is cow<br/>and wen she sits<br/>benethe the stall<br/>withe tiny kit</p> <p>I hav no hands<br/>withe which to pat<br/>I use mye tung<br/>I lik the cat</p> </blockquote> <p>my name is cat<br/>and with tha kit<br/>In front of stall<br/>we lyk to sit</p> <p>I feel her tongue <br/>I say meow<br/>I have a fren<br/>Her name is cow</p> </blockquote>

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<p><a href="https://throes-of-redemption.tumblr.com/post/160011097302/afishhook-anopeneye-my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she" class="tumblr_blog">throes-of-redemption</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://afishhook-anopeneye.tumblr.com/post/159772280098/my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she-sits-benethe-the-stall" class="tumblr_blog">afishhook-anopeneye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my name is cow<br/>and wen she sits<br/>benethe the stall<br/>withe tiny kit</p> <p>I hav no hands<br/>withe which to pat<br/>I use mye tung<br/>I lik the cat</p> </blockquote> <p>my name is cat<br/>and with tha kit<br/>In front of stall<br/>we lyk to sit</p><p>I feel her tongue <br/>I say meow<br/>I have a fren<br/>Her name is cow</p></blockquote>: <p><a href="https://throes-of-redemption.tumblr.com/post/160011097302/afishhook-anopeneye-my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she" class="tumblr_blog">throes-of-redemption</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://afishhook-anopeneye.tumblr.com/post/159772280098/my-name-is-cow-and-wen-she-sits-benethe-the-stall" class="tumblr_blog">afishhook-anopeneye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my name is cow<br/>and wen she sits<br/>benethe the stall<br/>withe tiny kit</p> <p>I hav no hands<br/>withe which to pat<br/>I use mye tung<br/>I lik the cat</p> </blockquote> <p>my name is cat<br/>and with tha kit<br/>In front of stall<br/>we lyk to sit</p><p>I feel her tongue <br/>I say meow<br/>I have a fren<br/>Her name is cow</p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://xekstrin.tumblr.com/post/156520295068/rwbwby-xekstrin-somebody-do-an-i-lik-the" class="tumblr_blog">xekstrin</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rwbwby.tumblr.com/post/156520269164/somebody-do-an-i-lik-the-hand-poem-stat" class="tumblr_blog">rwbwby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://xekstrin.tumblr.com/post/156519500363/somebody-do-an-i-lik-the-hand-poem-stat" class="tumblr_blog">xekstrin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>SOMEBODY DO AN “I LIK THE HAND” POEM, STAT</p></blockquote> <p>my name is bat,<br/>and oft i see<br/>a supple palm<br/>in wait for me;<br/>i climb up high<br/>and make my stand–<br/>with smallest tongue<br/>i lik the hand</p> </blockquote> <p>I LOVE YOU</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://xekstrin.tumblr.com/post/156520295068/rwbwby-xekstrin-somebody-do-an-i-lik-the" class="tumblr_blog">xekstrin</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rwbwby.tumblr.com/post/156520269164/somebody-do-an-i-lik-the-hand-poem-stat" class="tumblr_blog">rwbwby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://xekstrin.tumblr.com/post/156519500363/somebody-do-an-i-lik-the-hand-poem-stat" class="tumblr_blog">xekstrin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>SOMEBODY DO AN “I LIK THE HAND” POEM, STAT</p></blockquote> <p>my name is bat,<br/>and oft i see<br/>a supple palm<br/>in wait for me;<br/>i climb up high<br/>and make my stand–<br/>with smallest tongue<br/>i lik the hand</p> </blockquote> <p>I LOVE YOU</p> </blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://annleckie.tumblr.com/post/155830850221/purrantula-my-name-is-catte-and-i-hav-found" class="tumblr_blog">annleckie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://purrantula.tumblr.com/post/155822098826/my-name-is-catte-and-i-hav-found-that-wen-the" class="tumblr_blog">purrantula</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my name is catte<br/> and i hav found<br/> that wen the moon<br/> is big n round<br/> the humans sleep <br/> all nite in bed<br/> and do not kis me<br/> on my hed <br/> so i can plot <br/> my onle wish<br/> to sumhow, sumday<br/> eat the fish</p></blockquote> <p>My name is cow<br/>O feelyn pet.<br/>Thoz littul fish<br/>Ar hard to get.<br/>But whyl the men<br/>In darknes nap<br/>Breds only sheeld<br/>Is plastik rap.<br/>So put thoz fish thawts <br/>From yur hed.<br/>And do lyk me.<br/>I lik the bred.<br/></p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://annleckie.tumblr.com/post/155830850221/purrantula-my-name-is-catte-and-i-hav-found" class="tumblr_blog">annleckie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://purrantula.tumblr.com/post/155822098826/my-name-is-catte-and-i-hav-found-that-wen-the" class="tumblr_blog">purrantula</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my name is catte<br/> and i hav found<br/> that wen the moon<br/> is big n round<br/> the humans sleep <br/> all nite in bed<br/> and do not kis me<br/> on my hed <br/> so i can plot <br/> my onle wish<br/> to sumhow, sumday<br/> eat the fish</p></blockquote> <p>My name is cow<br/>O feelyn pet.<br/>Thoz littul fish<br/>Ar hard to get.<br/>But whyl the men<br/>In darknes nap<br/>Breds only sheeld<br/>Is plastik rap.<br/>So put thoz fish thawts <br/>From yur hed.<br/>And do lyk me.<br/>I lik the bred.<br/></p> </blockquote>

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copperbadge: emotionsandgrahamcrackers: copperbadge: I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.  in another thread, this user writes:my name is Dog,and wen its tea,i hope they givsum foode to me -i hope they shairbefor its gon -they never do.i dont get non.:(and then replies to their own comment:my name is Cow,and this is tru -my caynine frend,its up to yu.so just be brayveand smart insted -and be like me.i lik the bred. First of all how dare you : - Chamale 6403 points 12 hours ago My stepdad used to be a baker in an authentic recreation of an 18th health inspector came by, and she was ripping into my stepdad for violations like the stonework walls, the doorless entranceways, or the lack of a mosquito zapper. He pointed out that they were following the highest standards except for things that would destroy the authenticity of this 18th-century bakery. The health inspector relented and agreed to give him a pass after verifying the food storage area was secure. They went to the shed, which was a doorless building attached to the bakery As the health inspector went in, there happened to be an escaped cow licking all of the loaves. My stepdad could only say, "Honestly, this never happens." They passed the health inspection tl:dr: Health inspector witnesses escaped farm animal licking all the bread in a bakery, passes health inspection anyway permalink embed save report give gold reply - Poem for your_sprog 6409 points 10 hours ago x4 my name is Cow, or wen the moon is shiyning brite, and all the men haf gon to bed i stay up late i lik the bred copperbadge: emotionsandgrahamcrackers: copperbadge: I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.  in another thread, this user writes:my name is Dog,and wen its tea,i hope they givsum foode to me -i hope they shairbefor its gon -they never do.i dont get non.:(and then replies to their own comment:my name is Cow,and this is tru -my caynine frend,its up to yu.so just be brayveand smart insted -and be like me.i lik the bred. First of all how dare you

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