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fandom-wolf-doodles:forgot to post this prize I made a while ago

Fucking, Internet, and Lol: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 twlboaj: verticalfrontalsomething: yourpaperpal: kirsty-not-kristy: amoxli: ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. $1500 like THAT. I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess. Rebooting this addition because holy shit??? Corporations care way more about their brand than your safety. Exploit that. I had to send an angry tweet at my power company. Within twenty minutes, I was getting a phone call, and my problem was fixed by the time I left the massage appointment I had. Okay so this is important and all but original post is a joke that’s literally a picture of Harry Styles lol
Be Like, Shit, and Smell: transpeter-deactivated20180411 i'm happy that mcu peter's spidey sense isn't being shown as a miracle worker, like i'm happy peter's sense went off to danger that was laughably close to peter. people have this misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey films) that his spidey sense will give peter a heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but that's not the case. like there have been many times when peter's spidey sense doesn't really alert him to danger until the danger is really close, sometimes close enough that regular people have already noticed said danger. and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can go off to things that aren't necessarily a threat but COULD be. like a wad of paper being thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor that could make him slip. so sometimes peter just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit that really isn't that dangerous. the sense is basically like a really reliable, and sometimes annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so cool but it's still a sense not that different from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it isn't all powerful or always very helpful % transpeter So basically spider sense just gave peter anxiety. honestly i never thought of it like that but yeah basically jfhfhdhd super anxiety romentical radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero! the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good teenager is what you did. look at him. he's got anxiety % starkologist I sense a faint smell of danger and-chaos-ensues This isn't your average, every-day anxiety This is Advanced Anxiety Spidey Sense
Chill, Dogs, and Facebook: DONT NEED YOU TO RESPECT ME: I RESPECT ME. I DON'T NEED YOU TO LOVE ME: I LOVE ME BUT IW TO KNOW VASPIDERINERDYKEPPE ANT YOU OU COULD KNO W ME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. IDON'T NEED YOU TO RESPECT ME: I RESPECT ME. DON'T NEED YOU TO LOVE ME: I LOVE ME BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU COULD KNOW ME IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. VASPIDERINERDYKEPPE vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: vaspider: Sitting up watching Steven Universe for the fourth time tonight decided to make header images. Feel free to use these – the bottom one’s sized for Facebook, the other for Twitter (since Twitter likes to cut off the top and bottom of your images). Just don’t remove watermark, please, if you repost/share outside of Tumblr, please provide a link back. Very reasonable, and all that.  I mean I just felt like I needed to make it even more explicit what the entire fuck this episode was about.  Added a few more variants while I was at it, and fixed the missing period on the end of the second sentence in the trans one. Also 2 non-binary variants because perhaps not surprisingly I couldn’t make up my mind about which one I liked best. Aaaand while I was waiting for the dogs to chill out I made a bunch more. These are just the ones I felt like making at the moment, I might add more later.  So I tweaked the rainbow one and added a non-binary version of the version with the quartet. I like them both better.  Then I added a couple more flags: Aaaand then because I get into the zone and keep making things I made shirts, too. Because of course I did.  Steven Universe-Inspired Shirts on NerdyKeppie