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        cruelfeline:

I’ve seen some people expressing their dislike for Hordimus Horde Prime’s design, specifically his asymmetrical eyes, and I must say, I disagree.First, I like the squicky noise they make when he blinks in that one scene.  Second, and actually important, I think that a set of asymmetrical eyes that look in multiple different directions is utterly perfect for him in terms of… well, his imperfection. I feel like that’s the whole point of the design: the perfection isn’t real.This is a character who is so obsessed with control, order, and perfection that his subordinate, Hordak, has deeply ingrained emotional issues as a result. Prime views himself as the perfect being, and what better way to indicate that this view is based on petty narcissism rather than reality than by giving him a set of creepy asymmetrical eyes? Eyes that no one would find perfect unless they were explicitly told to.Horde Prime isn’t perfect because he’s actually, truly flawless; he’s perfect because he says he’s perfect, just as Hordak is imperfect because he says he’s imperfect. Perfection, in the case of real people, is not only unobtainable, it’s essentially arbitrary. A perfect feature to me might be ugly to you, and vice versa. It’s all subjective. Portraying it as an immutable fact is a lie that Prime perpetuates in order to maintain power.: cruelfeline:

I’ve seen some people expressing their dislike for Hordimus Horde Prime’s design, specifically his asymmetrical eyes, and I must say, I disagree.First, I like the squicky noise they make when he blinks in that one scene.  Second, and actually important, I think that a set of asymmetrical eyes that look in multiple different directions is utterly perfect for him in terms of… well, his imperfection. I feel like that’s the whole point of the design: the perfection isn’t real.This is a character who is so obsessed with control, order, and perfection that his subordinate, Hordak, has deeply ingrained emotional issues as a result. Prime views himself as the perfect being, and what better way to indicate that this view is based on petty narcissism rather than reality than by giving him a set of creepy asymmetrical eyes? Eyes that no one would find perfect unless they were explicitly told to.Horde Prime isn’t perfect because he’s actually, truly flawless; he’s perfect because he says he’s perfect, just as Hordak is imperfect because he says he’s imperfect. Perfection, in the case of real people, is not only unobtainable, it’s essentially arbitrary. A perfect feature to me might be ugly to you, and vice versa. It’s all subjective. Portraying it as an immutable fact is a lie that Prime perpetuates in order to maintain power.
        

            
            

                
                
                    cruelfeline:

I’ve seen some people expressing their dislike for Hordimus Horde Prime’s design, specifically his asymmetrical eyes, and I must say, I disagree.First, I like the squicky noise they make when he blinks in that one scene.  Second, and actually important, I think that a set of asymmetrical eyes that look in multiple different directions is utterly perfect for him in terms of… well, his imperfection. I feel like that’s the whole point of the design: the perfection isn’t real.This is a character who is so obsessed with control, order, and perfection that his subordinate, Hordak, has deeply ingrained emotional issues as a result. Prime views himself as the perfect being, and what better way to indicate that this view is based on petty narcissism rather than reality than by giving him a set of creepy asymmetrical eyes? Eyes that no one would find perfect unless they were explicitly told to.Horde Prime isn’t perfect because he’s actually, truly flawless; he’s perfect because he says he’s perfect, just as Hordak is imperfect because he says he’s imperfect. Perfection, in the case of real people, is not only unobtainable, it’s essentially arbitrary. A perfect feature to me might be ugly to you, and vice versa. It’s all subjective. Portraying it as an immutable fact is a lie that Prime perpetuates in order to maintain power.: cruelfeline:

I’ve seen some people expressing their dislike for Hordimus Horde Prime’s design, specifically his asymmetrical eyes, and I must say, I disagree.First, I like the squicky noise they make when he blinks in that one scene.  Second, and actually important, I think that a set of asymmetrical eyes that look in multiple different directions is utterly perfect for him in terms of… well, his imperfection. I feel like that’s the whole point of the design: the perfection isn’t real.This is a character who is so obsessed with control, order, and perfection that his subordinate, Hordak, has deeply ingrained emotional issues as a result. Prime views himself as the perfect being, and what better way to indicate that this view is based on petty narcissism rather than reality than by giving him a set of creepy asymmetrical eyes? Eyes that no one would find perfect unless they were explicitly told to.Horde Prime isn’t perfect because he’s actually, truly flawless; he’s perfect because he says he’s perfect, just as Hordak is imperfect because he says he’s imperfect. Perfection, in the case of real people, is not only unobtainable, it’s essentially arbitrary. A perfect feature to me might be ugly to you, and vice versa. It’s all subjective. Portraying it as an immutable fact is a lie that Prime perpetuates in order to maintain power.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        edda-for-dummies:
norsesuggestions:

mediumaevum:

HALFDAN WUZ HERE
On a balmy Thracian Sunday some 1,100 years ago, during a liturgy given in the massive basilica of Hagia Sophia in Constantinople, possibly during the solemn, laborious prayer of the Anaphora, a bored soldier carved his name into the white marble parapet that surrounds the balcony of the church’s upper gallery.The letters he carved, however, weren’t Greek; this wasn’t a native warrior, but a Viking mercenary from the Scandinavian lands of the north. His runic inscription is still visible today. They read, approximately, “Halfdan carved these runes,” or “Halfdan was here,” a familiar sentiment shared by crude etchings across the millennia. Read on

Halvdan was indeed there. Perhaps he was there, instead of home, because his parents had named him “half - dane”, which is I must say, is a somber fate indeed. 

An important thing to remember when studying myths and history, but also just a nice thought in general: people have always been people. That “noble viking warrior” was also just a graffiti tag artist who wanted to write his name on a wall and then did it, scratching away.
: edda-for-dummies:
norsesuggestions:

mediumaevum:

HALFDAN WUZ HERE
On a balmy Thracian Sunday some 1,100 years ago, during a liturgy given in the massive basilica of Hagia Sophia in Constantinople, possibly during the solemn, laborious prayer of the Anaphora, a bored soldier carved his name into the white marble parapet that surrounds the balcony of the church’s upper gallery.The letters he carved, however, weren’t Greek; this wasn’t a native warrior, but a Viking mercenary from the Scandinavian lands of the north. His runic inscription is still visible today. They read, approximately, “Halfdan carved these runes,” or “Halfdan was here,” a familiar sentiment shared by crude etchings across the millennia. Read on

Halvdan was indeed there. Perhaps he was there, instead of home, because his parents had named him “half - dane”, which is I must say, is a somber fate indeed. 

An important thing to remember when studying myths and history, but also just a nice thought in general: people have always been people. That “noble viking warrior” was also just a graffiti tag artist who wanted to write his name on a wall and then did it, scratching away.

        

            
            

                
                
                    edda-for-dummies:
norsesuggestions:

mediumaevum:

HALFDAN WUZ HERE
On a balmy Thracian Sunday some 1,100 years ago, during a liturgy given in the massive basilica of Hagia Sophia in Constantinople, possibly during the solemn, laborious prayer of the Anaphora, a bored soldier carved his name into the white marble parapet that surrounds the balcony of the church’s upper gallery.The letters he carved, however, weren’t Greek; this wasn’t a native warrior, but a Viking mercenary from the Scandinavian lands of the north. His runic inscription is still visible today. They read, approximately, “Halfdan carved these runes,” or “Halfdan was here,” a familiar sentiment shared by crude etchings across the millennia. Read on

Halvdan was indeed there. Perhaps he was there, instead of home, because his parents had named him “half - dane”, which is I must say, is a somber fate indeed. 

An important thing to remember when studying myths and history, but also just a nice thought in general: people have always been people. That “noble viking warrior” was also just a graffiti tag artist who wanted to write his name on a wall and then did it, scratching away.
: edda-for-dummies:
norsesuggestions:

mediumaevum:

HALFDAN WUZ HERE
On a balmy Thracian Sunday some 1,100 years ago, during a liturgy given in the massive basilica of Hagia Sophia in Constantinople, possibly during the solemn, laborious prayer of the Anaphora, a bored soldier carved his name into the white marble parapet that surrounds the balcony of the church’s upper gallery.The letters he carved, however, weren’t Greek; this wasn’t a native warrior, but a Viking mercenary from the Scandinavian lands of the north. His runic inscription is still visible today. They read, approximately, “Halfdan carved these runes,” or “Halfdan was here,” a familiar sentiment shared by crude etchings across the millennia. Read on

Halvdan was indeed there. Perhaps he was there, instead of home, because his parents had named him “half - dane”, which is I must say, is a somber fate indeed. 

An important thing to remember when studying myths and history, but also just a nice thought in general: people have always been people. That “noble viking warrior” was also just a graffiti tag artist who wanted to write his name on a wall and then did it, scratching away.

                    
                
            

            
                
                
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HALFDAN WUZ HERE
On a balmy Thracian Sunday some 1,100 years ago, during a liturgy giv...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        keenblade9:

medieisme:

cosmictuesdays:

trynottodrown:

zooophagous:

bugcthulhu:

filbypott:

rafzombie:

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi 

I thought it was a giant squid.

holy shit they get this big?

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.
I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

ha cthulhu

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.
: keenblade9:

medieisme:

cosmictuesdays:

trynottodrown:

zooophagous:

bugcthulhu:

filbypott:

rafzombie:

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi 

I thought it was a giant squid.

holy shit they get this big?

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.
I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

ha cthulhu

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.

        

            
            

                
                
                    keenblade9:

medieisme:

cosmictuesdays:

trynottodrown:

zooophagous:

bugcthulhu:

filbypott:

rafzombie:

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi 

I thought it was a giant squid.

holy shit they get this big?

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.
I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

ha cthulhu

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.
: keenblade9:

medieisme:

cosmictuesdays:

trynottodrown:

zooophagous:

bugcthulhu:

filbypott:

rafzombie:

i know its a stingray but it looks like cthulhu popped his head up to say hi 

I thought it was a giant squid.

holy shit they get this big?

They do get this big! They also tame relatively easily and are surprisingly docile animals. Its popular to swim with them in many beachy areas. As long as you’re not stupid and mean to them, your odds of being hurt by them are very low.
I had the opportunity to swim with a school of them on a sandbar once and I must say they are very aggreeable animals, though they do have the tendency to mob you if you have food, and they can be quite heavy. Still very pleasant animals.

ha cthulhu

Humans will pet anything. If aliens come, that might be what distinguishes us from the rest of the galaxy.

“we were going to blow them up, but they engaged in an oddly pleasing patting ritual and, well, it was nice.”

I read today that stingrays recently passed the mirror test: they recognize their own reflection, potentially implying they have some concept of self.

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        bruceedickinson:
I was tagged by @wrestlethedevil to do the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, thank you Mantė! I was also tagged to post a selfie by @kawaiichurchburner, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @misshammett, @hannerisms-for-all, @adreamofmirrors and @asylumsammet, thank you all!
First pic is from summer 2012, I’d say the biggest differences are the glasses, hair and brows, I was still pretty much a normie then as I spent most of that year dipping my toes into the world of metal. Second pic is a barrier pic from Judas Priest Friday night and I must say I look fucking awesome
For the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, I tag @night-witch-of-the-butts, @lafemmedemon, @opeths, @vvalrus-gumboot, @roger-waterss, @gabibakos, @melancholy-moonchild, @mykola3, @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal and @my-sxe-world. For a selfie, I tag @valhallstruevalkyrie, @haringbaby, @rammstein4ever, @death-is-only-everlasting, @darthnihilvs, @valthyra, @kvlt-cvnt and @ethereal-valky
: bruceedickinson:
I was tagged by @wrestlethedevil to do the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, thank you Mantė! I was also tagged to post a selfie by @kawaiichurchburner, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @misshammett, @hannerisms-for-all, @adreamofmirrors and @asylumsammet, thank you all!
First pic is from summer 2012, I’d say the biggest differences are the glasses, hair and brows, I was still pretty much a normie then as I spent most of that year dipping my toes into the world of metal. Second pic is a barrier pic from Judas Priest Friday night and I must say I look fucking awesome
For the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, I tag @night-witch-of-the-butts, @lafemmedemon, @opeths, @vvalrus-gumboot, @roger-waterss, @gabibakos, @melancholy-moonchild, @mykola3, @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal and @my-sxe-world. For a selfie, I tag @valhallstruevalkyrie, @haringbaby, @rammstein4ever, @death-is-only-everlasting, @darthnihilvs, @valthyra, @kvlt-cvnt and @ethereal-valky

        

            
            

                
                
                    bruceedickinson:
I was tagged by @wrestlethedevil to do the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, thank you Mantė! I was also tagged to post a selfie by @kawaiichurchburner, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @misshammett, @hannerisms-for-all, @adreamofmirrors and @asylumsammet, thank you all!
First pic is from summer 2012, I’d say the biggest differences are the glasses, hair and brows, I was still pretty much a normie then as I spent most of that year dipping my toes into the world of metal. Second pic is a barrier pic from Judas Priest Friday night and I must say I look fucking awesome
For the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, I tag @night-witch-of-the-butts, @lafemmedemon, @opeths, @vvalrus-gumboot, @roger-waterss, @gabibakos, @melancholy-moonchild, @mykola3, @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal and @my-sxe-world. For a selfie, I tag @valhallstruevalkyrie, @haringbaby, @rammstein4ever, @death-is-only-everlasting, @darthnihilvs, @valthyra, @kvlt-cvnt and @ethereal-valky
: bruceedickinson:
I was tagged by @wrestlethedevil to do the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, thank you Mantė! I was also tagged to post a selfie by @kawaiichurchburner, @scarsoftheshatteredsky, @misshammett, @hannerisms-for-all, @adreamofmirrors and @asylumsammet, thank you all!
First pic is from summer 2012, I’d say the biggest differences are the glasses, hair and brows, I was still pretty much a normie then as I spent most of that year dipping my toes into the world of metal. Second pic is a barrier pic from Judas Priest Friday night and I must say I look fucking awesome
For the 2012 vs 2018 challenge, I tag @night-witch-of-the-butts, @lafemmedemon, @opeths, @vvalrus-gumboot, @roger-waterss, @gabibakos, @melancholy-moonchild, @mykola3, @theweirdgirlthatlikesmetal and @my-sxe-world. For a selfie, I tag @valhallstruevalkyrie, @haringbaby, @rammstein4ever, @death-is-only-everlasting, @darthnihilvs, @valthyra, @kvlt-cvnt and @ethereal-valky

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        This viral photo was posted on Facebook by Martha Bosquez with the caption: "Paige praying for our men in blue 8 officers having dinner she walks up to the table and ask them' may I pray for you to be safe , & so that God may take care of y'all? I must say that every one of them Bowed their head When they got done eating one officer walked over to our table to say thank you" It is so important that our children pray for police. Let us pray with them. Like my posts? Follow my partners @back.the.badge @veterans_сome_first police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue: 8-year-old prays with San Antonio
 police officers
This viral photo was posted on Facebook by Martha Bosquez with the caption: "Paige praying for our men in blue 8 officers having dinner she walks up to the table and ask them' may I pray for you to be safe , & so that God may take care of y'all? I must say that every one of them Bowed their head When they got done eating one officer walked over to our table to say thank you" It is so important that our children pray for police. Let us pray with them. Like my posts? Follow my partners @back.the.badge @veterans_сome_first police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue
        

            
            

                
                
                    This viral photo was posted on Facebook by Martha Bosquez with the caption: "Paige praying for our men in blue 8 officers having dinner she walks up to the table and ask them' may I pray for you to be safe , & so that God may take care of y'all? I must say that every one of them Bowed their head When they got done eating one officer walked over to our table to say thank you" It is so important that our children pray for police. Let us pray with them. Like my posts? Follow my partners @back.the.badge @veterans_сome_first police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue: 8-year-old prays with San Antonio
 police officers
This viral photo was posted on Facebook by Martha Bosquez with the caption: "Paige praying for our men in blue 8 officers having dinner she walks up to the table and ask them' may I pray for you to be safe , & so that God may take care of y'all? I must say that every one of them Bowed their head When they got done eating one officer walked over to our table to say thank you" It is so important that our children pray for police. Let us pray with them. Like my posts? Follow my partners @back.the.badge @veterans_сome_first police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-
 Zone?
 You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out
 with him. You do fun things with him-play video games, watch movies, go
 hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to h
 problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend
 But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this
 time, he's only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him
 down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time
 after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I've been burned in the
 past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person
 And then he asks me on a date
 I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship.
 tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with
 him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or
 making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He
 doesn't answer my calls or e-mails, if we'd been making plans to do
 something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to
 materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger
 Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when
 I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and
 kewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-
 zone, and now he can't see me as friend material.
 I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I'm a nice girl. I have a lot
 to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males
 just don't want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can't help
 it, I guess; it's just how they're wired, biologically. Evolution
 conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as
 mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that
 they hunted mammoths with. It's true- know this because I
 studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.
 So what's the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to
 appeal to the friendship centers of men's primal lizardbrains? Should
 keep making guy friends" and then prevent them from making a move on
 me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on
 those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all?
 don't know. I mean, I'd really like to have a true friendship with a guy
 someday, but it's so hard to trust and respect them when they never say
 what they mean-and you never know when you might be relegated to the
 girlfriend-zone
 DATINGFAILS ORG
Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?
        

            
            

                
                
                    Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-
 Zone?
 You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out
 with him. You do fun things with him-play video games, watch movies, go
 hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to h
 problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend
 But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this
 time, he's only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him
 down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time
 after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I've been burned in the
 past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person
 And then he asks me on a date
 I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship.
 tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with
 him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or
 making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He
 doesn't answer my calls or e-mails, if we'd been making plans to do
 something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to
 materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger
 Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when
 I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and
 kewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-
 zone, and now he can't see me as friend material.
 I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I'm a nice girl. I have a lot
 to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males
 just don't want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can't help
 it, I guess; it's just how they're wired, biologically. Evolution
 conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as
 mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that
 they hunted mammoths with. It's true- know this because I
 studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.
 So what's the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to
 appeal to the friendship centers of men's primal lizardbrains? Should
 keep making guy friends" and then prevent them from making a move on
 me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on
 those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all?
 don't know. I mean, I'd really like to have a true friendship with a guy
 someday, but it's so hard to trust and respect them when they never say
 what they mean-and you never know when you might be relegated to the
 girlfriend-zone
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Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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