I don’t care about your orgasm and I never will, because I’m a child of God. lettucepray
no one talks about how doctors are always ghosting people smh
Play however you want. Play however you have fun.
🔊CLICK VIDEO TURN ON THE VOLUME 🔊 MY NAME IS RICK FERRAN , AKA TANK, I am US Marine Veteran & also a communism survivor who survived 13 year...
Chilling, for real.
my year 8 tech teacher still hasnt realised i never submitted by textiles project that was like 4 yrs ago
Post 1500: y the hELL havent u followed @kalesaladquotes yet🥗
I never take selfies too
he’s not wrong tho 🐬 (@sleepybitchclub on Twitter)
i never post tiktoks but this was too good @threeezing
This why I never breath, cuz I care about our planet 💯👋👋👋👋🚫
Hoe mah gawd. 😂😂
gUYS FUCK WHAT DO I DO AT HALF A MIL I NEVER DO ANYTHJNG FUN ANYMORE
My girls hear a banana being pulled from the bunch, and they are in the kitchen, tail ends on the floor (or they get no goodies), and eyes o...
🤔 I never realized this until now but I do tend to go for things that’s darker in color 🤷🏽♂️ →DM - TAG to 15 friends for a shoutout 😂👇
I never said I was good at this. Catch @deadlyclasssyfy premiering January 16th on @syfy. deadlyclass
Who thought yelp for teachers was a good idea? @memes
this was the first 280 character tweet I saw and now I never want to see anothe...
Honestly I wear leggings and baggy tops every day so I never know if I’m gaining or losing 😂😭 likely gaining tho 🍕🍔 bout that CarbLife 💯🥖
Post 1349: y the hELL have I never seen a dog butt crack before???
Post 1332: add another thing to the things I never know I needed list
Good morning hustlers
Paul Scholes knew
I know people love to give puppies as presents on holidays bc they cute but keep in mind they cutely poop on the couch and pee down the heat...
Buckle up buttercup🚗💨
Send this meme to your friends cuz I’m private
yes they are called furbies
Post 1280: I always have random dreams too with my fiend Caesar and I never know why
he just took it 😂😂
speak to doggo
Harley Quinn #51 - “Triumph” (2018)written by Sam Humphriesart by Sami Basri Alex Sinclair
Most of my “incidents“ occurred in college because I was homes...