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Crazy, Dumb, and Food: The Hill @thehill Follow Restaurants in Austin now banned from throwing away food hill.cm/GarAUL3 5:40 PM 2 Oct 2018 TEXAS @UTProbs Follow Austin, TX just banned restaurants from throwing away uneaten food. They have to donate the food to people, send it to local animal farms, or compost it It's crazy that ppl are upset about this... THIS. IS. A. GOOD. THING The Hill thehill Restaurants in Austin now banned from throwing away food hill.cm/GarAUL3 ヒ, 12:16 PM 3 Oct 2018 600 e蒘40. 6,025 Retweets 16,640 Likes spillybun: greater-than-the-sword: orangehatposts: patron-saint-of-smart-asses: I would rather that giving away unused food would be an option rather than obligatory, but I’m interested to see how this plays out. Always seemed dumb that they just threw it away, having them be forced to donate it isn’t good but I suppose it’s better than nothing? Would be better to give them incentive like a tax break or something if they donate their uneaten but still perfectly edible food The use of force is (most likely) unnecessary, all you have to do is remove their legal liability for donating it and they will. Also yeah a tax break I love how they’re acting like restaurants are just greedy and chose to throw out all the food instead of it being the government that was keeping them from doing charity, as the government often does because the government wants to be the one people are forced to rely on for what they need. “The government made it harder to do something! Clearly the answer here is more government!”

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Being Alone, Animals, and Cute: uristmcdor It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm Why' I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised Wait, what? Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board? Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe How how did you resolve that si Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative solution, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage ights between them any more So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets? Where do I get safe bonding pets ? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners? Yes.. You don't sound very reassuring Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe OK..I am getting a little nervous about this No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking what it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it Cute? Seriousty? I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel better with these stories everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017 HFY

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Animals, Bad, and Dating: 412 33% 22:40 eMeghan Today 19:21 So scenario I dont personally kill the animals but i do on ocassion eat them Is that like a pass but a C or something? How often is occasionally? I feel like i could probably lie here But realistically its like orn the daily You're definitely pushing for a C then Today 19:49 So what youre saying is its still a possible pass Depends on other things I suppose I dont recycle either I guess im a bit a of a bad boy Today 22:18 This will never work I think you're right ld try to lead you down a path of darkness with meat lack of recycling, and even worse things Poor grammar and not waiting for the crosswalk light arent that far a jump You'll realise that im a degen- erate but rather than leave me like you know you should you'll try and save me Months will go by with you trying to get me to commit to a therapy group and i'll go now and then but ultimatley drop out and disappoint you Eventually i'll come home and you wont be there, just a note "l tried to fix you, but ultimately btoke myself" You will have moved away to some foreign city, paris or rome maybe Of course you wouldnt tell me where, you couldnt have me trying to find yoy and getting you tangeled up again You'll feel that youve wasted the best years of your life on me and that youre starting from.l scratch now But as the years go by you realise if anything its made you a better person, youre stronger now and you have even more empathy for your fellow human By age 40 youve settled down with a man named felippe thebfirst kid is on the way 9 months later little paulo is born, you stare at his face and realise that dating me directly led to the little ball of joy in your arms You smile to yourself, and are secretly thankful that you went on a date with that sketchy guy from tinder all those years ago So coffee or dinner? Marry me now Type a message... GIF Her bio said if you didnt eat animals you had her heart, had to find a work around

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America, Animals, and Ass: LilSasquatch @lilsasquatch66 IGİN [lightning's] White person: *sets stopwatch* [thunders] White person: *stops stopwatch* oh yeah baby, this things close <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174484407602/siryouarebeingmocked-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483810620/yokelfelonking-cheshireinthemiddle" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174483761977/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/174483382587/siryouarebeingmocked-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174483132960/libertarirynn-danktoday-me-irl-by" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174326549604/danktoday-me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dank.today/post/174236460865/me-irl-by-rasuco-follow-here-4-more-memes" class="tumblr_blog">danktoday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me🌩irl by <a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">Rasuco</a> </p> <blockquote><a href="https://dank.today/" alt="Dank and Hilarious Memes">FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.</a></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>&gt;White people</p> <p>&gt;Basic weather prediction techniques </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9db3f78dade340384a260fc6d711966b/tumblr_inline_p9f9teh7371rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="800"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m black, and I’ve been doing that since I learned about it in 5th grade. </p> </blockquote> <p>It isnt suppose to make sense. It is just meant to make white people look bad. </p> </blockquote> <p><b>AYO WHITE PEOPLE BE INTERESTED IN NATURE AN SHIT, FUCK THAT, AIN’T GONNA CATCH MY BLACK ASS IN THE WOODS LOOKIN AT NO ANIMALS OR CLOUDS OR TREES AN SHIT</b></p> <p>This isn’t the only place I’ve seen “being interested in nature is such a White People thing.”  And it’s one of those things that’s absolutely baffling as to why it’s supposed to be bad, like “lol black people like fried chicken and watermelon and orange soda.”  Who doesn’t?  What’s wrong with having good taste in food?  What’s wrong with being interested in nature?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I live in a black majority country, and we have plenty of people who fish for fun. And also to make money off of tourists. Who are not necessarily white.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think “Nature is for Whitey” is an American thing.  Most “black” culture in the US comes from inner cities, to the point where “urban culture” is another word for “black culture.”</p> <p>And I can kind of get it, I suppose: the Great American Vacation used to be driving across America and visiting national parks and camping in the great outdoors. But if you’re poor and live in the inner city and travel by public transit, that’s not as much of an option for you.</p> <p>Of course, this also shows how shallow and flawed the idea of some sort of “universal black experience” is.  The experience of a black person growing up in Brooklyn is going to be different from the experience of a black person growing up in rural South Carolina, which in turn will be different from yours, which will in turn be different from that of a San bushman.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Very true. I think that delineation between urban black life and not urban black life is important. My dad’s side the family grew up in the country as a bunch of gun toting, hunting, fishing, farming folk.</p>
Animals, Confused, and Life: Serena Williams @serenawilliams Avatar last air bender fans only: Ques- tion- If the original benders were the sky bisons, badger moles, and drag- ons; how does that tie in with Avatar Wan when the lion sea turtle gave all the people bending power????? chip skylark @scotty_13_ 19h Replying to@serenawilliams he only bestowed the gifts to the avatar, not to each nation. the rest of the nations learned from the animals (most likely given the bending gift by the lion sea turtle 2 O58 Serena Williams@serenawill.. 19h BUT- remember a lot of the people left the lion turtles with bending powers. They decided to live off the turtles and make a life for them like Wan did... the sea turtles gave them all powers...? l'm really confused O 119 Justin Quintanilla @justinq32 19h At first theseaturtles gave people bending powers temporarily if they needed them for specific tasks then the people were supposed 2 come back and give back their powers to the turtles afterwards. think wan was the 1st person to convince the turtles that humans should keep them Dineth UW @dinethuw_811.19h Replying to @serenawilliams The lion turtles gave bending powers to humans. But humans learnt to master it from the animals (and the moon for water benders) 10 45 609 ç Serena Williams@serenawill.. 19h Hummmm but so... the humans had it first??? t 25 363 Dineth UW @dinethuw_811 19h Yes, I suppose, bending is a special power for humans, for animals it's normal/natural, animals aren't exactly benders, they are simply referred to as the original benders by humans since they learnt from them t 35 O 510 Serena Williams@serenawill.. 19h Got it thanks!!! It's been wracking my brain for so long <p><a href="http://mindatworkk.tumblr.com/post/172081825853/yall-the-serena-williams-discussing-avatar-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mindatworkk</a>:</p><blockquote><p>y'all THE Serena Williams discussing Avatar: The Last Airbender with the fans!!!!!!</p></blockquote>

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