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Advice, America, and Bones: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

America, Bones, and Christmas: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Dad, Dude, and Fire: <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/174065211542/libertybill-lovelyardie-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173616724557/lovelyardie-libertybill-imonlyadumpling" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173616517522/libertybill-imonlyadumpling" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173616420142/imonlyadumpling-kittyinhighheels" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://imonlyadumpling.tumblr.com/post/173319720410/kittyinhighheels-imonlyadumpling" class="tumblr_blog">imonlyadumpling</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://kittyinhighheels.tumblr.com/post/173319707749/imonlyadumpling-libertybill-kasaron" class="tumblr_blog">kittyinhighheels</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://imonlyadumpling.tumblr.com/post/173319686120/libertybill-kasaron-medic981" class="tumblr_blog">imonlyadumpling</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173310615662/kasaron-medic981-lovelyardie" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kasaron.tumblr.com/post/173309864985/medic981-lovelyardie-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">kasaron</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://medic981.tumblr.com/post/173309750854/lovelyardie-libertybill-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">medic981</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173309430767/libertybill-libertybill-homemade-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173309201637/libertybill-homemade-pizza-tonight-the-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173308432222/homemade-pizza-tonight" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Homemade pizza tonight!</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e725b17f4e1c5216ea2caa11b6603f65/tumblr_inline_p7rqowUL1O1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f95386ea181060500bb176d19646847d/tumblr_inline_p7rqowAamj1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"/></figure><p>The pizza tastes good!</p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d23a27ba14c79f0f45f74bef21a9a148/tumblr_inline_p7rqow4ZTb1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Much like our love life, I too was skeptical, until it was in my mouth</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="349" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="fuckeverythingandsociety:zNt1-CQB9STGTmsLYHVdOw:Zda43p2I2gdRv"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d15b85e76e1c078435ff7fd0f6898fc/tumblr_okor0t2lJo1t9tak1o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="349" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I ugly laughed so hard my dad checked in to be sure I wasn’t actually dying.</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll admit, my presentation could use some work.</p></blockquote> <p>This is what all pizza looks like to me, so I say you’re fine </p></blockquote> <p>Honey what kind of pizza do you eat???</p></blockquote> <p>None, coz they’re all terrible 😂</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2268" data-orig-width="4032"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/53177d49e72c0711380b159bcf7e6f39/tumblr_inline_p89wrbzqZe1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="2268" data-orig-width="4032"/></figure><p>Fuck.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/75b7712854d00a2b736faea32a1b76f2/tumblr_inline_p89wxq6wAb1r0o2tv_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><p>He set the kitchen on fire making this, no joke </p></blockquote> <p>While you all laughed, I studied the pizza cutter.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2268" data-orig-width="4032"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ddc11585d5732b7fbb51edaf6fa3c69/tumblr_inline_p90551zcyF1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="2268" data-orig-width="4032"/></figure><p>Part Three!!!</p></blockquote> <p>My dude. Let’s talk about crust thickness and how you slice your cheese.</p>
Dad, Gif, and Life: <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173310615662/kasaron-medic981-lovelyardie" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kasaron.tumblr.com/post/173309864985/medic981-lovelyardie-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">kasaron</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://medic981.tumblr.com/post/173309750854/lovelyardie-libertybill-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">medic981</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173309430767/libertybill-libertybill-homemade-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173309201637/libertybill-homemade-pizza-tonight-the-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173308432222/homemade-pizza-tonight" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Homemade pizza tonight!</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e725b17f4e1c5216ea2caa11b6603f65/tumblr_inline_p7rqowUL1O1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f95386ea181060500bb176d19646847d/tumblr_inline_p7rqowAamj1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"/></figure><p>The pizza tastes good!</p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d23a27ba14c79f0f45f74bef21a9a148/tumblr_inline_p7rqow4ZTb1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Much like our love life, I too was skeptical, until it was in my mouth</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="349" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="fuckeverythingandsociety:zNt1-CQB9STGTmsLYHVdOw:Zda43p2I2gdRv"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d15b85e76e1c078435ff7fd0f6898fc/tumblr_okor0t2lJo1t9tak1o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="349" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I ugly laughed so hard my dad checked in to be sure I wasn’t actually dying.</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll admit, my presentation could use some work.</p></blockquote> <p>I’m laughing y’all are so stupid 😂😂😂</p><p>But seriously that pizza needs help my brother.</p>

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