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Memes, Poems, and Tube: my dad's been writing my mom a poem every valentine's day for 20 years and this year he took a line from every single one since 1997 20 Years 's7 we ala eutside into new land feel the warm or out faces rgs eurhebyen the Daneed-up head and the tube in her opened her mouth to cry but you had faith 'oo you in your cap gown i aprofessional healer of hearts&mindi body kwul votatryout for help, and who does poern Iir Daddy (whom uove too but not quite so dear I Asvou I Want my Mommyt toz etara Imsaname for a writ's also a thought that chanerd the world lorare finds eoodnewIin everything o4 And lever don't wer Iwwt inMedta see ITo help you itver again l Please try a mie harder to how me toska home flied to the brim with love, happav squesing Rttie and the intoxicating wnetsotanother gourmet dinner o6 His emotions well and he can't een kook the nurse practitioner in the eye. He stares down at his feet. No words come, but a few teando, o the fact that you have volunteered for this double duty ways a whole lot of wondertul things about you that beautiful thiny heart of your juit gota attie bit thinler tot less celebrate ithat God i wo good l and a doten yearn later stlilove you so much that ithurts 10 new rules at our house I don't leave the butter uncovered 1aralong tongue wiR lici itup 1a you make teayto remember that even breath of Audadeus gace vours and mine together, breathing the same air, speaking the name of God in unison Tour valentine from fate this year in a PET scan on February14"IAnd in a birarm ankle twist to our story, I wait for the result of my own Ran I Hapuy Valentine's Day tous "taiknew you don't want to be cancer art so don't be cancer Be incredible talth storygit. 'IS You thould talk to people dying of cancer, so youfgure out what to savto them in penon before you tryto write it invour book 16 has been a wild ride and a shower af blessings IFrom a sliding down the wall suirure to we are wooo A marriage like this please πŸ‘πŸΌβ€

A marriage like this please πŸ‘πŸΌβ€

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Ass, Crush, and Food: Crush: likes pictures of boys with and without beards Me: RANT BELOW 😀πŸ˜ͺ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” iM SO anGRY i went to sleep at like 4am last night bc i couldn't sleep bc it was too hot and yet i woke myself up at 8 and forced myself out of bed and literally rushed to get ready within 5 minutes i didn't even eat breakfast bc for once in my life i wanted to be early to school and i didn't even straighten my hair yoU DONT understand how rare it is for me to go out in public without straight hair so it was in a messy ass bun i looked like a dead ballerina anyWAYS SO my mum drives me to school and i'm like okay where is everyone so i'm just walking around yknow and then i see this girl and shes not in uniform and she's like "aren't you going to the swimming carnival?" and i'm like "what now" and she said "today's the swimming carnival didn't you know" and then realisation hit my like a mf tRUCK and i'm like "oMFG" bc i didn't pay to go and everyone said there would be no supervision at school so like wtffffff and i literally get so enraged i call my mum and tell her to come back and take me home bc like i can't stay there so i wait AND WHERE I WAS WAITING WAS NEXT TO THE BELL AND IT RANG TO IM LITERALLY DEAF NOW but anyways so then she comes and i had to walk across the schools halls and go out of the gates without anyone seeing me bc i don't feel like being accused of ditching when like i wasNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE so i go home and now i'm sitting here being really grumpy while my tiny adorable mother is making me food ;-; the end.
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