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Friends, Memes, and Shit: linds @queendayas this genuinely might be the funniest thing i've seen in years tom.annaholland Tom Holland Accidentally Uploads Entire Avengers 4 Movie to Twitter 20 hours ago Fantastic Fools tomholland2013 This actually stressed me out. For a second I was like "shit did 1?" MA 5TUDİOS 13h 284 likes Reply View previous replies (30) G A M E The loose-lipped brit has done it again. it’s time u finally follow @kalesalad since all ur friends already do

A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Chris Pratt, Dinosaur, and Memes: . JURASSİE WORLD Were-you.a-dinosaur kid? I was a hurnan kid But as a human kid I was interested in dinosaurs Which is different than a dinosaur kid Chris Pratt is a legend via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FADL0Y

Chris Pratt is a legend via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2FADL0Y

Bless Up, Corgi, and Grandma: My wife and our dog Marty as I was leaving for work this morning ALRIGHT SO I AM CONSIDERING WILDING ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT AND DOING A VOCAL RECORDING OF THE ‘New York accent’ CAPTION I PENNED YESTERDAY YALL WANT ME TO DO THAT BRUV(?) COMMENT BELOW AND LET A BROTHER KNOW, IF THERE IS AN APPETITE FOR IT I MIGHT JUST *h e c c* AROUND AND DO IT LMAO LEH GO - BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: (woman and pup) @RunForItMarty. Slide 2: (grey pup with puppy ears) @TeoDoroTheCaneCorso. Slide 3: (puppo with grandma) @gus_the_rottie. Slide 4: (golden bamboozle) @goldenleia. Slide 5: (puppy in harness) @tuckerbudzyn. Slide 6: (corgi looking up) @drewbertcorgi. Slide 7: (puppo with grandma) @gus_the_rottie.

ALRIGHT SO I AM CONSIDERING WILDING ALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAY OUT AND DOING A VOCAL RECORDING OF THE ‘New York accent’ CAPTION I PENNED YESTERD...

Funny, Good, and Time: r/AskReddit 10h People who have been in a coma, what was your perception of time while in it? 5487 comments 4780 3h 654 02 I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me while I was in the coma and I remember the things she said. She talked about raising me, the funny things I did, etc. When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom. Italked for hours until she took her last breath hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son. 3h 126 You really about to make me cry right now? How dare youu 2h 50 All aboard the feels train . 1h 15 choo choo x( Talking to someone in their sleep

Talking to someone in their sleep

Blackpeopletwitter, Pregnant, and Devil: Tatsu @Tatsuforbs My brother just found out he's not the father of the kid his been raising for 3yrs When he asked the mother why she never told him the truth She said "i said I was pregnant i never said you made me pregnant. The devil is in the detail (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

The devil is in the detail (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Funny, Good, and Http: r/AskReddit 10h People who have been in a coma, what was your perception of time while in it? 5487 comments 4780 3h 654 02 I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me while I was in the coma and I remember the things she said. She talked about raising me, the funny things I did, etc. When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom. Italked for hours until she took her last breath hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son. 3h 126 You really about to make me cry right now? How dare youu 2h 50 All aboard the feels train . 1h 15 choo choo x( Talking to someone in their sleep via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ATnqQQ

Talking to someone in their sleep via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ATnqQQ

Dad, Iphone, and Twitter: Micheal Caine @mikealfredcaine when i was a kid i used to say to my dad "dad" and he would go "ves sir micheal caine" and i would just open my mouth and point in it and wait for him to pour beans in there 9:17 AM 21 Dec 18 Twitter for iPhone me irl

me irl

Kids, Brilliant, and Wanted: Kids these days want the iphone7. When I was younger, I just wanted the Crayola 64 64 DIFFERENT BRILLIANT COLORS BUILT-IN SHARPENER

Saw, Weed, and Marijuana: I was outside getting high and I saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and I noticed there was only one ant that wasn't holding anything like the other 4 were holding Dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn't even going in the same pace as the other ants so I put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and I think I made that little ants day I’m the ant whisperer 🐜

I’m the ant whisperer 🐜

Http, Never, and Net: I have never known anyone who actually believed that I was enough. Until I met you http://iglovequotes.net/

Life, Think, and Normal: I was stupid to think that my life could be normal.

Memes, School, and Best: Bill Dixorn @BillDixonish When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn't let me because l didn't have a guardian's approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later l was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school 7/8/18, 12:26 PM 11.2K Retweets 66.3K Likes I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Dad, Family, and Friends: AT&T 2:40 PM * 76% ), 2 People Hi Mom, Dad I was going to wait until Mom got home to announce this in person, but I don't want to wait any longer. I recently discovered/ realized that I'm trans. I don't want to have a big giant discussion about this so l'm going to address what believe to be the most pressing questions right here No, it's not a personality Message X, á Pay 2 2:40 PM 2 People No, it's not a personality thing that I've beern repressing, it's just my body not feeling right. I'm still going to have the same personality that you know and love No, this is not some spur of the moment things, I've had these feelings for several years now, but it took getting linked to a transgender meme subreddit for me to understand what they meant. Yes, I do eventually Message X, á Pay Il AT&T 2:40 PM 2 People Yes, I do eventually want hormone treatments. Wether I want surgery or not is something I'll decide at a later date No I don't know how I'lI break the news to grandma, still figuring that out. I do know how I want to go about it with my friends and other family though No I am not into guys, so I guess that makes me lesbian as well. Message X, á Pay 2 AT&T 2:41 PM * 76% 2 People Thank you for all your love and support. l don't want to discuss this more until I get home today, and even then, I want some time to myself first. Please call me Grace Dad Woah First off know that we love you and will support you. I'll talk to you some more tonight. Message 0 Pay 2 I came out to my parents

Af, Butt, and Phone: Anonymous (ID: DdLxoboX) II Gillette gets woke af 01/14/19(Mon)20:04:03 No.199817741 So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my Gillette 47 KB JPG wife to smile because I demand it while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

Funny, Lmao, and Lol: I got a girl pregnant in highschool so i told my parents i was getting bullied and we moved lol Modern problems require modern solutions Woooow lmao

Woooow lmao

Time, Been, and Mine: ALWAYS You were you, and I was I; we were two before our time. I was yours before I knew, and you have always been mine too.

Arguing, Bless Up, and Dogs: My daughter was nervous around dogs, and then she met this guy. He let her love all over him for 20 minutes and then afterwards, her fear was gone. Thank you, sweet boy, for making her into the dog lover that she is! GIBBS NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories by wearing a Fitbit and measuring steps. Nah. New Yorkers will just argue with u until they thin 😂. I love it. I’m not saying they ain’t wonderful people! To the contrary! They be nice as HELL to me! They just love to argue. FOR EXAMPLE. Me: “fam I love getting food off the Halal carts.” NY person: “oh word, son? Oh it’s like THAT my dude? Ayo...Could I ax u a question, son?” *ominous music plays (90s era Mobb Deep)* Me: “sure...(?)” NY person: “ayo son...could I ax u what halal cart u go to my dude?” Me: “ummm like around Greenwich and Murray...(?)” NY person: “son [pregnant pause] SON 😂. U can’t be serriyiss right now son. Is u wildin my dude? *whispering to friend in NY Yankees cap* son...is this dude wildin?” Friend (quietly): “I mean ... he wildin son.” (Everyone in NY got a yes-man with him who wear a yankee fitted real low and who don’t really argue, he just agree with what his friend say lol.) New York person: “ayo u mean...Like up by World Trade?” And I’m like: “I guess...(?)” NY person: “SON! HOW U AINT KNOW THESE THINGS SON? 😂 U gotta know which halal cart got that GOOD good and which one got that mid grade son! Ayo do me a favor son walk a extra couple blocks to Broadway u see a cart that say “HALAL CHICKEN GYROS” with “ONE DOLLAR SAMOSA”...UNDA DAT. U ask for Hakeem. Tell him Donnell sent u. Yeah. Donnell from one two fif. U gotta tell him the street because it’s two Donnells. Son he gon hook u up with the FIRE CHICKEN my dude. Quiet as it’s kept? Prime Minister of Pakistan eat at that cart my dude word is bond I seent him. He had mad security around him and I’m like oh he gotta be a digni-TERRY he ordered chicken biryani with salad son I said ayo get that red sauce too my son and he did my dude it was wild we ate togevva but I don’t tell that story often anyway I’m not sayin don’t eat at them carts u eat at son! I’m just sayin...I WOUL-INNT EAT THERE IF I WAS U. BUT U COULD DO WHAT U FEEL. BLESS UP.” 😂😂😍 [ALL CREDITS IN COMMENT BELOW.]

NEW YORKERS ARE WILD FAM 😂. They will argue about anything. It’s both a sport and a hobby. In the rest of the country people burn calories b...

Spider, SpiderMan, and Tumblr: I CAME INT EXISTENCE ON A PLANET LIGHT-YEARS FROM EARTH. KLYNTAR. A PLANET OF SYMBIOTES BUT I WAS NOT TRULY BORN.. UNTIL I BONDED WITH HIM.. ...SPIDER-MAN! I HAVE BONDED WITH MANY SOULS... BUT NOW I'M BACK WITH THE SOUL THAT UNDERSTANDS ME BEST... IEI ...EDDIE BROCK. TOGETHER, WE ARE ONE TOGETHER, WE ARE... apprenticenanoswarm: “But now I’m back with the soul that understands me best…Eddie Brock.”

Http, Asking, and How: Hi, I was thinking about asking you out but then l realized how stupid that would be http://iglovequotes.net/

Bad, Birthday, and Cars: naturesome: When I was a freshman in high school there was a boy named Chris who was a senior who had autism and he really loved Hotwheels. He always wanted to show people his tiny cars and instead of the popular crowd making fun of him they got excited with him. On his birthday everyone bought him Hotwheels and he went home with a backpack full of them. For homecoming they voted him king and gave him a cape with Hotwheels on it. Sometimes high school isn't so bad. Highschool isnt that bad

Highschool isnt that bad

Fucking, Never, and You: I could spend 15 minutes choosing an outfit, or read a menu twice and still not know what to order. You know I'm never sure on anything. But I was so fucking sure of you. (m.b)

Time, How, and Wanted: "I didn't know how broken I was until every time I laughed, I just wanted to cry 5

Nsfw, Tumblr, and Avatar: General Blog Info URL: [nsfw] Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17500 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: 80564 Shares LikesYes [nsfw] Explicit (nsw): Yes Avatar not shown] Header Image Not retrieved (NSFW) General Blog Info URL: http://foxghost.tumblr.com/ Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17514 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: Not Shared Shares Likes: No Explicit ("nstw"): No Avatar See Full Res] Header Image [see original] humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address. They got back to me within an hour. Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds. Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute. ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned

humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix ...

Drunk, Omg, and Tumblr: Last night my husband was drunk and kissed me and said "you're the hottest girlfriend I've ever had" and I was like "I'm your wife" and he was like "OMG THATS AWESOME" awesomacious: What a husband

awesomacious: What a husband

Money, Phone, and Teacher: Jessica Hyduchak @JessieGirlll My teacher asked a kid in my class to leave the room because he was on his phone and this man deadass replies "actually l pay a lot of money to be here l think l'll stay" I was shoooooooOOK

Happy, Time, and Remember: I don't remember the last time I was happy

Appalled, Ass, and Memes: The south: *niggas enjoyin a snow day* Northerners: NIGGA IT AINT EVEN COLD OUTSIDE, WEAK ASS SNOW I COULD GO SWIMMING IN YALL WEATHER When I lived in Texas it deadass snowed an inch and we didn’t go to school 💀 I was appalled

Yeah, Rhode Island, and Hell: Z. @zlan_m Told this guy I was born in Rhode Island and he said "yeah you shaped like you from the islandS 1/14/19, 5:36 PM Oh hell nah.. 😂💀 https://t.co/L1Fvs4u4Eh

Oh hell nah.. 😂💀 https://t.co/L1Fvs4u4Eh

Lol, Scare, and Shakira: TFW 6:29 PM 4 Search Shakira Gome:z Sunday at 11:53 PM I grew up fighting my brother you females do not scare me Like Comment Share 587 31,194 shares View previous comments.. Destini Lynn Josh Sauceda forreeeal! 20m Like Reply Josh Sauceda Destini Lynn lol I looked at some of the brothers that got tagged in this post and I was thinking yeah destini had the toughest fight Imao 3m Like Reply Write a reply. Medina Cerić 0 Write a comment

Blue, You, and And: AND YOU LIKED ME CAUSE I WAS BLUE

Heart, Http, and Poe: "I was upon occasions rinsone except heart was t lan Poe http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Beautiful, Life, and Makeup: "One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn't have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it's your home, and you must decorate it."

Dank, News, and Today: I was today years old when I realized the flap on your fries box actually has a purpose.. Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig Ok now this is news

Forever, Mistaken, and Thought: And I thought I was yours forever Maybe I was mistaken

Life, Memes, and Today: Alex WithDaTea 3 @ILoveBeinBlack I was today old when I found out I have been using a Stapler wrong my whole life @KraksTV At what age did you realize this? 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV Knowledge Stapler

At what age did you realize this? 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV Knowledge Stapler

Heart, Http, and Poe: "I was upon occasions rinsone except heart was t lan Poe http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Gym, Peace, and Still: 10yrs ago I was a freakin mess & really I am still a mess but at peace with it and with Way bigger muscles 10yearchallenge 😅💪

10yearchallenge 😅💪

Being Alone, Think, and Then: And then I think that maybe I was designed to be alone.

Blue, Sad, and And: I was sad and blue

Lol, Memes, and Parents: bRaNdoN @coochiecrumbs Igot a girl pregnant in highschool so i told my parents i was getting bullied n we moved lol A huge slice of y tho

Anaconda, Memes, and Parents: Caroline Moss @CarolineMoss Just thinking about how uncool thought my parents were when l was 15 when in reality, I was extremely uncool and my parents 100% knew This keeps me up at night 😒😒😒 TheBetrayal 😭 (CarolineMoss)

This keeps me up at night 😒😒😒 TheBetrayal 😭 (CarolineMoss)

Disappointed, Common, and History: Joel Wade @Wahday44 When l die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly. *googles de facto*

*googles de facto*

Dank, Life, and Shit: mindset for the rest of my life: do you ever feel like you aren't good enough for someone Read 8:19 PM i used to until i realized i was the shit Know your worth.

Memes, Nice, and 🤖: I was having a nice dinner until this happened.. Where did that come from 😂 Credit: @jamesmullally_

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: teamrocketing: this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now

teamrocketing: this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictu...

Memes, School, and Loans: Bill Dixon @BillDixonish When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and when they wouldn't let me because l didn't have a guardian's approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later l was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school I wonder if he ever got that tattoo? 🧐🧐

I wonder if he ever got that tattoo? 🧐🧐

Blackpeopletwitter, Never, and Via: Murad @MuradMN Some of you have never had this ball hit your face and it shows I was ready to cry (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I was ready to cry (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Church, and Crime: anti-oedipussy @non_performance Follow Tell me why I was in church thinking about getting my pussy ate, and the guest speaker gon point in my direction a say, "renew your thoughts!" Skskwjwkw I was so scared 10:56 AM-13 Jan 2019 3,624 Retweets 25,255 Likes2O Thot crime in the house of the Lord (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Bill Clinton, Dude, and Fbi: Did Bill Clinton Fire His FBI Director One Day Before Vince Foster Died? Rating Mixture About this rating What's True President Clinton fired FBI Director William Sessions on 19 July 1993, one day before Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster, a longtime associate of the Clintons, was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. What's False There is nothing inherently suspicious about the coincidental timing of Sessions's firing and Vince Foster's death (which was determined to be a suicide) sapphleaf: libertarirynn: sapphleaf: mccarthyites: eltigrechico: Gotta love Snopes! And here I was, an idiot, thinking this post was overly exaggerated for comedic effect Except what Snopes is actually saying is that, while the explicit claim that the death occurred the day after the firing, what’s false is the implied argument—and often explicitly asserted as well—that the two events have any relation.post hoc ergo propter hoc Except it still isn’t a “mixture” because the statement “Bill Clinton fired his FBI director the day before Vince Foster died“ is irrefutably correct. Yeah but it’s still right to point out that implied connection is not based in fact or logic.Yes, the statement at face value is literal truth, but critical thinking means evaluating the truth and validity of the actual argument. Dude are you being serious right now? As a fact checking site it’s not their job to evaluate what “implied connections“ they need to “correct“. The idea is state what’s true and what’s not. Stating that Bill Clinton fired his FBI director before Vince Foster died is not a “mixture“ of truth and falsehood. Period.

sapphleaf: libertarirynn: sapphleaf: mccarthyites: eltigrechico: Gotta love Snopes! And here I was, an idiot, thinking this post was ove...

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