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Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: PS Products A 10 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster ea List Price: $69.99 Price: $62.54 Victory! By tdoog- May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon. some I cooly asked "Remember me?" One of them looked up and said, "Have you com back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri scouts ran away screaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me,I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach. I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful worth the read
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Bless Up, Cute, and Funny: Once a lap dog, always a lap dog So a lot of you have been asking me, hey smash, when are you going to review the weighted blanket, how did it work, does it work wonders, did it fix your sleep problem?? Well it’s funny u ask! Since I got it, I’ve had two weeks of perfectly sound sleep where I close my eyes and imagine cows skipping over a fence (like happy cows on a vegan farm where all they gotta do is be cute lol) for three minutes until I doze blissfully 😍. JUST KIDDING! It made it worse a lil bit 😂. Officially said goodbye to that h0e today. I wanted it to work but like a toxic relationship sometimes You idealize something but the reality is it is not what is best for you so you have to say goodbye and block them forever but keep the entire text thread including the pics as evidence 🧐 LOL! Just kidding but not really 🙂😂. Mannnnnn listen. I wanted it to work. I was in full placebo effect. I was ready to receive God’s blessings. But that bish had me feelin TRAPPT. Like it’s supposed to mimic the warmth of the human body but for some reason a THICCUM pair of thighs straddling my right quad muscles whilst a head delicately lays on my BREAST and two breasstasis swaddle my right side feel hella different 🧐. Anyway I tried. Gave it a go for two skrate weeks. Did not work as intended. That being said, I do not want to dissuade you! It has worked for so many people and I am so thankful to the person who recommended it. That person has recommended a lot of great things and this one just happened to not work out. One person’s medicine is another person’s poison. This is how we were created. May you all sleep well and wake up rested and rejuvenated. Bless up! ❤️

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Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt by HomeAlarmsAndPersonalSecuritySystems (1 customer review)Like (34) Price: $48.50 In Stock. Ships from and sold by Body-n-Home Only 1 left in stock--order soon. 15 new from $36.51 1used from $60.00 xtto Amazing!, May 14, 2012 By notactuallysteve See all my reviews This review is from: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B***! The five girl scouts ran away screaming As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOOOORRR!!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious <p>Still only 4/5 stars? via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3">https://ift.tt/2vCxNs3</a></p>
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Bodies , Chipotle, and Dank: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt by HomeAlarmsAnd PersonalSecuritySystems (1 customer review) |Like (34) Price:$48.50 In Stock. Ships from and sold by Body-n-Home. Only 1 left in stock--order soon. 1 used from $60.00 15 new from $36.51 See larger image Amazing!, May 14, 2012 By notactuallysteve See all my reviews This review is from: Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950,000 Volt I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B*** " The five girl scouts ran away screaming As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... FLOOO0ORRR!!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stu with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. un and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them Still only 4/5 stars? by Olivertwist2016 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
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Gucci, Netflix, and Tumblr: NETFLIX STAND UP COMEDY SPECIAL gucci-flipflops: thefilmstage: A pair of new Dave Chappelle stand-up specials will hit Netflix on March 21. Yea buddy I was ready 10 years ago

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America, Church, and Community: N O 12:06 PM Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I didn't watch the VP debate because I can't bring myself to listen to Mike Pence speak. Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h In case you didn't know, Mike Pence wanted to divert all national HIV funding into "conversion therapy" for the LGBT community Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h Conversion therapy is when they take someone who's LGBT and force them to become straight by any means necessary (including shock therapy) Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I was in conversation therapy from November 2012 to May 2013 (I was 15/16). Those are the darkest days of my life. Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h The first session they sat down with my parents and l and explained their tactics. They used a 2 part system that usually takes 9 months Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h The first part (the first 6 months) they "deconstructed us as a person." Essentially teaching us to hate ourselves Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h And this wasn't just the fake "oh I hate myself" you hear on the streets. This was a deep loathing for everything you are. NNO deep loathing for everything you are. 12:07 PM Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h This stage was done when we were so desperate to change ourselves that we were willing to do anything. Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h They explained that about 50% of their "patients" killed themselves when this process was near completion Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I found this to be true. I met around 50 people during my time there, and 27 killed themselves. We were all between the ages of 13 and 17 Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h Jamie, the only 13 year old I met during my time there killed himself during my second week. He was the first I saw die Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h After him, they all kind of blended together. Every week (we did groups on Mondays) I would wonder who would be there and who would be dead Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I was also suicidal as I was reaching the end of the first step. I attempted several times, but they didn't work. All I wanted was death Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h The second stage was when they would NN 12:07 PM but they didn't work. All I wanted was death Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h The second stage was when they would "rebuild you in their image." Basically, they would teach you how to be straight Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h This stage never lasted long because we were desperate. Most people finished in a couple months. It was all about repressing yourself Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h They taught you how to talk, walk, eat, dress, and act. They stripped you of your individuality and made you a robot Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I got out because I was lucky. In October before I had started, I applied for a missions trip with my church to Jamaica Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h When I was there, I saw my opportunity. If I could come back and act like I was ready and on fire for step two, I could make it. Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I fucking sold it. I came back in the start of April and I finished in May. They even told to my parents that I was excited to be straight Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I never finished step one, but when I left I was deotroved I etill hated myeelf hecaISe N O April and I finished in May. They even told to my parents that I was excited to be straight 12:07 PM Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I never finished step one, but when I left I was destroyed. I still hated myself because they didn't teach you to love yourself Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h All they taught was repression. They even encouraged suicide because "at least we wouldn't be gay anymore." Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h Every time I see Mike Pence, I have flashbacks to these horrible months. I remember what they did to us Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h I couldn't even begin to tell you the tactics they used during step one because when I try to talk about it I completely shut down Teenage Closeted @TeenageCloseted 12h But it was enough to make 27 people kill themselves in 6 months. Conversion therapy is vile. Do not support this vile man Teenage Closeted 11:46 PM 10/4/16 @TeenageCloseted Please, share this story. Let America know exactly who this man is and what he supports. It is evil. This man is evil. maudelebowski29: In case you forgot Mike Pence is human garbage…
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