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Ass, Dude, and Fucking: 1. Where the hell do testicles go when you sit on a bicycle? 2 Testicles. They're just weird. How do you not sit on them accidentally all the time? Why are you constantly 'adjusting" them? Why does a mere tap to them incapacitate you? The whole gelting hard thing is weird. Can you feel the blood rushing to your penis? Like it seems weird to have an appendage that you feel the bload rushing to and throbbing. Say my arm, for example. that would be a weird ass feeling to experience. P women its more internal and deep. Our cit tingles and such. But for men its just so extemal and different it seems The dick...bounces. When it's aroused, it will go erect, but then Ill suddenly touch his thigh or take off my shirt and it will bounce up and down like an excited dog and for some reason thats so fascinating to me. I found it pretty funny the first time I saw it 5. Back-stabbing with boners. Why? just get sick of them poking me in the back when Im trying to cuddle with a guy. 6. Why don't guys wipe when they pee? I mean the tip is probably a little wet from pee. Do you just gnore any urine that gets on your underwear? Shaking it can't totally get all the pee off. There's no way I could just shake the pee off of my parts. 7. Having some reason that's just...mind-boggling to me. a stick hanging between their legs. For 8. Haw do you rum with things between your legs? 9. When they put their hands in their pants... Why? I asked my S0 this last night and he just said it was a habit, but I've seen other guys do this before. So weird to me. 10. Recently my girtfriend discovered that if I need to pee when Im pooping I will do it sitting down. his amazed her. She asked her brother if he did. too. She still isn't over the fact that guys pee sitting down when pooping. 11. Why don't you use soap when washing your hands after draining the lizard?I mean..thats just nasty 12. Their fascination with boods. And how they seem to forget that boobs have nerve endings and hurt when you poke or hit them. They aren't bongos. 13. How violently guys greet each other, 14 Spitting! Why do men always spit? It's not like they can't swallow it It's so gross! 15. Why farting and pooping is so damn funmy. Every guy ฤพve ever known has made some joke about Taking a huge dump.or about Taco Bell burning their butthole. 16. The absolute fucking buffoonery they engage in. I have an idea Let's all punch each other on the arm and see who can tolerate the hardest punch. WHAT? Hey guys, let's jump into a cactus. DA FUQ? yo dude, watch me run my jeep into a brick wall SERIOUSLY. HOW DO YOU ALL LIVE PAST SIX? 17. Their savage and inconsiderate lack of manscaping. When they don't shave, and expect the girl to be shaved. I mean, some hair is okay, but when I'm deep throating you, I don't need your hair in my mouth as well 18. The fact that any time you put a few of them together, action happens in some form or the other. Girts don't do this, butI wish we did. Leave like 5 girls together and we ll talk leave 5 guys, and weird shit happens.It's very entertaining though! SORRY FOR THE LONG POST HERES A POTATO 18 Girls Describe The Weirdest Thing About Guys
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Arguing, Bless Up, and Booty: gimme @Drsmashlove Ladies and gents lemme holla at y'all. It's a way to argue. It's a way to NOT argue. U could get into a argument and say things that can never, ever be taken back. Example: ladies if u dating a man who make a modest salary, be very careful about rubbing that in his face. Now hold up. What if he spending recklessly? Sit down and say "baby - we need to talk about calibrating the amount of spending we do in this house to the amount of money coming in." See how that goes? Constructive. Now u could also say "NEW JORDANS?! LOL WITH WHOSE PAYCHECK?! NOT YOUR LIL ASS PAYCHECK, OL BROKE BOY LOOKIN ASS." I wouldn't recommend that. Men - y'all got areas where u need to be careful too. She putting on a few pounds? U gotta be very delicate. "Aye baby I know you mentioned not having time to work out? U think we could hit the gym together? ๐Ÿค”" Bam. U left the weight issue out. U hit it from a health angle. Good on u. What I would NOT recommend: "LOL ANOTHER CUPCAKE? YOU DON'T EVEN EXERCISE! BABY...YOUR THIGHS?" Bruh lemme just be crystal clear. U just said some shit that cannot be taken back. Ever. And that, ladies and gents, is where I'm tryina take y'all. It's some shit u can say that can't ever be taken back. The other person might forgive u, but forgiveness shouldn't be assumed. In fact the baseline reality of the human spirit is that it's weak, and so people fall into common traps of envy, hatred, and inability to forgive. Be very wary of the discourse degenerating irreparably. It is the basis upon which a lot of good relationships have fractured and never repaired. Your words are a weapon. Be judicious with them. (And men, no offense, if yo girl put on a few pounds and u talk to her like she Ms. Piggy she gon find me and imma lay this pipe the way it deserve to be laid. Imma make her feel like a cot damn rap video vixen like the type that frolick around Drake's pool touching their booties with other girl's booties, as if that's some shit women do at a regular pool party. Bottom line, don't make me smash your girl dog I will do it. Fair warning ๐Ÿ˜˜. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
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