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Cookies, Creepy, and God: themetaisawesome: tsunasty: deafonyourleft: totallytrailbreaker: skellydun: rip santa. Working in Retail in under 3 minutes i had to watch this like 5 times because of no captions but lmao if someone makes a transcript for this it would be bomb transcript:“So we have these Santas at work, right, okay? We have black and we have white Santas. And they’re like creepy, five-foot tall, lifelike animatronic… like, Santas that hold plates of cookies and milk, and they kinda look like they could wake up and come to life and murder you in your sleep– and they don’t include batteries, but we have these Santas. Like nothing screams ‘festive holiday cheer’ like a big, hulking Santa. Um. Nothin’ will jingle your jangles more.So, um, this woman comes in and she’s like, “Do you have these?” and I’m like, “Oh my god, yeah!” So a couple weeks ago we sold out of our white Santas, and we are down to like, three black Santas. And so, I take her to the aisle, I show her the Santas, and the first thing out of her mouth is, “I’m not racist, but…” and I’m like, well, I can’t– I’m not in the position to decide if you are or not, but if like– if I could use context clues and infer, uh, I would say maybe that you might be. And three, we’re talking about Santa. Like– (stuttering) did we switch subjects?And so, um, I’m in like, I– the next thing that pops out of her mouth is like, “This is not right.” and I’m like, okay, I’m sorry, but this is what the picture was. And she’s like, “No. Santa is white.” And I’m like, oh no, okay. Okay. So I’m in– I’m about to tell her, I’m like, mid-sentence, like, “I’m sorry, do you want me to go call another store, do you need me to, like, write you a raincheck just in case we we get any more.” And she’s like, “This is wrong, I want them taken down.” She interrupts me, says that, and I’m like, (pause). I like, look around, and I’m like, is she talking to me? Is this, like, my own, like, personal hell? But like, of course it is.So, um, I’m like, “I can’t take these Santas down.” And she’s like, “Why not?!” And I’m like, “You either have to buy them, or take them down yourself.” And that was like, the stupidest thing I could have ever said, because– (sighs) she takes this bag, with like, Jesus’s face, like, slammed right in the middle as a design– it’s big– she takes it off her shoulder, and starts beating these black Santas! She starts beating these Santas down, they were like, falling down… and I’m like, oh my god! What– what is happening?So like, I step in the middle of her and these Santas and I’m like, “Ma’am, ma’am, you need to leave, you need to stop, or I’m going to have to call someone.” So she like, stops, and she’s like, beet red, and like, huffin’ and puffin’, and she like, looks at me and I can tell she’s just trying to get like, a one-liner in, and she’s like, “The Santa I know is white.” And then she walks away. And I’m like, well– I’m processing what’s happening, while also thinking, like, the Santa you know? Santa’s not real. So unless you’re using an ouija board to contact good old Kris Kringle, um, from like, B.C. or whenever, I’m like, that’s pretty impressive, but how ya doin’ that. And, um, I– the last thought that ran through my mind is that, I’m like, I would hate to be in the room with her when she finds out that Jesus is not white.” ‘‘Tis the season
Dude, Food, and Fucking: KO 9:42 PM Do you ever take girls on dates? Yeah i been on dates. Not the typical dress up eat, movies type of dates but like other types of dates that involves fun Like lazertag, roller skating, the zoo, aquarium, a picnic after a hike. Idk some memorable shit not just movies or dinner Thats not the kind of woman i am. For the first date I wanna communicate so I would say we both dress up in something casual eat dinner at an expensive restaurant like Maestros or something Thats some boujie shit lol Maestros for the first date? Lol why only expensive restaurants? Why not the Cheesecake Factory or something? Ionly eat at expensive restaurants lolnothing more nothing less thats just my standard and the man must always treat So if a dude took you to Texas Roadhouse or like Outback or something you wouldn't be grateful for that Um no. Personally i would eat the food entertain him for the night until he takes me home then block his number. Cant be fucking with no broke man You gotta be joking Delivered No im actually very serious Subject Stitch It <p><a href="https://internetdumpsterfires.tumblr.com/post/176111862552/going-on-dates-just-for-the-free-expensive-food" class="tumblr_blog">internetdumpsterfires</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Going on dates just for the free “expensive” food. About as trashy as it gets.</p></blockquote> <p>I would just like to point out that Cheesecake Factory is expensive as fuck at least as far as I’m concerned. If that’s too broke for this girl, Heaven help her.</p>
Comfortable, Energy, and Goals: GRIND SMART Here are some tips to grind your way to success (the smart way) ✔️Listen to your instinct. When you’re in a high-paying corporate job, or any other job that makes you feel comfortable, logic can override your emotions and convince you to stay when you aren’t truly happy. If you’re getting a pull deep down that something’s not right, that there has to be more, “I can’t be working this hard and getting this little reward for it,” you’re absolutely right! I would say listen to this gut instinct and do something about it.” ✔️Be smart and strategic. The reality is, most of us can’t leave our jobs with nothing else lined up. Half of Americans are living paycheck-to-paycheck, and paying bills takes precedence over feeling fulfilled. If you want to shift into entrepreneurship, starting your business as a side-hustle may be the most viable option. Be smart. 😉 ✔️Shortcut your success. “Did Millmetor just said to take a shortcut?🤔” Read on… f you’re ready to become an entrepreneur, there are things you can do to accelerate your success and avoid mistakes that most inexperienced entrepreneurs make. The answer: Find a mentor! Consider listening to entrepreneurial podcasts that feature entrepreneurs in your industry, or investing in a coach who will guide you through the ropes of building a business. ✔️Establish goals and realistic timelines. While success doesn’t happen overnight, by tracking your metrics and employing a strategy to grow, you can ensure that you’ll eventually arrive at where you want to be. ✔️Success is a BIG picture, remember that. While generating revenue is essential, it shouldn’t be your only focus. Instead, look at your business as a single pillar of your life. (Other pillars might include relationships, health, and well-being.) Be sure to keep yourself in check and not pour energy into your business at the expense of other pillars. - Enjoyed my post? Drop a comment below and let me know if you want more!👇 - grind hustle millionairementor

Here are some tips to grind your way to success (the smart way) ✔️Listen to your instinct. When you’re in a high-paying corporate job, or an...

Confidence, Future, and Goals: YOU MUST REMAIN A STUDENT OF LIFE. Just like at school, in life we should also aim to succeed. At school our measure of success was grades, in life I would say it is happiness. So how can you be the best possible student of life so that it builds on your happiness levels? Here’s what has worked for me so far. (Yes, your boy millmentor will share his secrets) - 7 ways how being a “student” of life improves your happiness👇 - ✔️Be open minded. An open, positive mindset improves your overall happiness. ✔️Learn something new everyday. Cherish all the different aspects of life that exist. Life is about learning. ✔️Do something you’re afraid of. Courage gives you a real high and positive confidence for the future. ✔️Stay hungry for MORE. Set ambitious goals. You’re happiest when you’re growing. ✔️Take things lightly. When you take things less seriously, you’re much more bound to have fun. ✔️Always remain curious. Always. You’ll find you’ll discover a whole new, exciting world behind curiosity. ✔️Reflect on what’s happening in your life. Knowing how you feel helps you make future decisions that will boost your happiness. - I challenge you to take action on these now and become a happy human being! - Are you going to use these tips? Comment below with your feedback!👇 - life happiness millionairementor

Just like at school, in life we should also aim to succeed. At school our measure of success was grades, in life I would say it is happiness...

Confidence, Future, and Goals: YOU MUST REMAIN A STUDENT OF LIFE. MILLIONAIRE MENTOR Just like at school, in life we should also aim to succeed. At school our measure of success was grades, in life I would say it is happiness. So how can you be the best possible student of life so that it builds on your happiness levels? Here’s what has worked for me so far. (Yes, your boy millmentor will share his secrets) - 7 ways how being a “student” of life improves your happiness👇 - ✔️Be open minded. An open, positive mindset improves your overall happiness. ✔️Learn something new everyday. Cherish all the different aspects of life that exist. Life is about learning. ✔️Do something you’re afraid of. Courage gives you a real high and positive confidence for the future. ✔️Stay hungry for MORE. Set ambitious goals. You’re happiest when you’re growing. ✔️Take things lightly. When you take things less seriously, you’re much more bound to have fun. ✔️Always remain curious. Always. You’ll find you’ll discover a whole new, exciting world behind curiosity. ✔️Reflect on what’s happening in your life. Knowing how you feel helps you make future decisions that will boost your happiness. - I challenge you to take action on these now and become a happy human being! - Are you going to use these tips? Comment below with your feedback!👇 - life happiness millionairementor

Just like at school, in life we should also aim to succeed. At school our measure of success was grades, in life I would say it is happiness...

Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is sleeping inside for the first time in her life Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells @DrSmashlove So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂
Being Alone, Donald Trump, and Friends: Former Fox News Anchor Says Trump Tried To Kiss Her Sometime During His Marriage To Melania Trump @balleralert Former Fox News Anchor Says Trump Tried To Kiss Her Sometime During His Marriage To Melania Trump – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Former Fox News anchor has accused Donald Trump of inappropriate sexual behavior back in 2005 or 2006. According to PEOPLE, JulietHuddy said Trump tried to kiss her in a Trump Tower elevator after the two had lunch together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Huddy revealed the allegations on Thursday on “Mornin’!!! with Bill Schulz.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He took me for lunch at Trump Tower, just us two,” she said, according to reports. “He said goodbye to me in an elevator while his security guy was there, rather than kiss me on the cheek he leaned in to kiss me on the lips.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I wasn’t offended,” she continued of Trump’s actions. “I was kind of like, ‘Oh my God.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Huddy then went on to explain that their interactions were “copacetic after that,” in addition to the fact that she “was never alone with him.” However, she did say, Trump joked about hitting on her a few years later on “Fox & Friends,” saying, “I tried hitting on her but she blew me off.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “At the time I was not offended by it, I thought he was a single man and leaned in for a kiss…maybe he thought, ‘She’s been out to lunch with me and maybe she is interested,’” she said of the incident. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Now I have matured I think I would say, ‘Woah, no’, but at the time I was younger and I was a little shocked,” she continued. “I thought maybe he didn’t mean to do it, but I was kind of making excuses. The elevator incident and the lunch was 2005 or 2006.” Trump married Melania in January of 2005, Page Six reports.

Former Fox News Anchor Says Trump Tried To Kiss Her Sometime During His Marriage To Melania Trump – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A F...

Dad, Family, and God: Joe Biden Talks Potentially Running for President in 2020:"I'm not closing the door" @balleralert Joe Biden Talks Potentially Running for President in 2020: “I'm not closing the door” - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Our beloved former vice president JoeBiden sat down with Oprah and TheTodayShow to discuss his new memoir, “Promise Me Dad," as well as his thoughts on running for president in 2020. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Not yet,” Biden said during his “SuperSoul Sunday” interview with Oprah. “Look, I’m a great respecter of fate. I don’t plan on running.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hopes run high for the day Biden announces he’ll take a shot at leading our country. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Here’s my problem: You know, I learned how to become one of the most popular elected officials in the United States. Announce you’re not running for president – it’s amazing! Boom, you know, it really gets good,” Biden chuckles. “But I’m asked to speak a lot in political fore, and I’m doing it not nearly as often as I’m asked because every time I’m asked, they translate it into, ‘I’m running for president.’” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, during his interview with Today Monday he said he isn’t exactly ruling the idea out totally. "I honest to God haven't made up my mind about that,'' Biden told Savannah Guthrie and Matt Lauer. "I'm not closing the door. I've been around too long." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As of right now, the 74-year-old said he’d like to focus on his family and book, which details his journey with his son, who battled brain cancer. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He continued: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I can tell you honestly, if the Lord Almighty came down and sat in the middle of the table and said, 'Joe, the nomination is yours but you have to take it now, I would say no,''' he said. "We're working through a whole lot, we're getting there, and I want to focus on my book." Would you be up for Joe Biden running for president in 2020?

Joe Biden Talks Potentially Running for President in 2020: “I'm not closing the door” - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Our ...

Ass, Dude, and Family: Dear F*CK Boy, F*CK You @balleralert "No, i'm not ready for a relationship but i want you to wait for me and not cheat on me while i fuck other girls." Read more: www.balleralert.comm Dear F*CK Boy, F*CK You Dear F*CK Boy, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ F*ck you, your "ain't sh*t" father, your whore of a mother, and the rest of the bum bitches in your family. I would say something about your pissy grandmother, but she makes a mean buttermilk pie and although she has Alzheimer's, she remembers me. Anyway, it amazes me that you intentionally seek good women for the sole purpose of f*cking them over. You never get a b*tch that's full of shhh like you, do you? It's too much like you, right? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Oh, how I want to go in your grill and reconfigure your smile. I can not fathom a more gratifying action. Even though I'm beyond angry, resoundingly the blame rests on me. I allowed you to f*ck me over. I pretended to not see the signs, excusing your behavior as nothing when it was everything. I believed you after I caught you in the first lie. I bought the wolf and then turned around and gave you the currency to invest in the dream. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes, I am beyond angry, and while I would like to either carry your ass on my taxes for next year or be reimbursed, I must thank you for the experience. You taught me so many valuable lessons like don't trust a man's mouth or his actions. Trust his consistency. Every dude doesn't deserve all of me. As much as I would like to help and make life easier, you're a man. Figure the shhh out. My job isn't to hold you down or ensure you're good. Thanks to you, I know that the "cousin" is really a side chick you've been smashing. I have to be careful with the term "friend" and that a hungry whore will do anything... to read more log onto BallerAlert.com (clickable link in profile)