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Africa, Bitch, and Bruh: i IHLAYANEWS.COM Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle nunyabizni: nunyabizni: lastsonlost: yeahiwasintheshit: okayysophia: uncleromeo: bruh Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now. Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn’t seem to grasp the implications of this situation. HILLARIOUS….A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system. Dude’s got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I’m still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article. Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News’ header has faint text reading “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which was translated by Africa Check:“Ihlaya News” roughly translates, from isiZulu, as “crazy person news”. The site’s tagline is “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou” – Afrikaans for “news parody that you like”.When Ihlaya News (“crazy person news”) published “Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle” on November 9 2019, faint “satire” signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with screenshots of the “news” on Facebook. However, the claim originated with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources “ate the onion” as it were. That’s a relief
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Animals, Bad, and Butt: goddamnshinyrock: why-animals-do-the-thing: wolfforce58205: zooophagous: caong: zooophagous: theexoticvet: Tick season is already in full swing and it’s going to be one of the worst years for ticks and lyme disease. Make sure your pets are on flea/tick/heartworm prevention and get your dogs vaccinated against lyme! The sun is shining and the grass is green in minnesota today, what a lovely beginning to the impending TICKPOCALYPSE Remember to cover yourselves appropriately if you’re going places with lots of wildlife! Ticks are dangerous for people as well as pets! I’ve always heard to avoid long pants because ticks are easier to notice and remove when they try to climb a bare leg, but I think it’s a matter of preference tbh. What you really need is to use a good repellant made for use in tick heavy areas. I’m not talking citronella essential oils, I mean a real repellant like Deep woods OFF that uses DDT. Spray it on your shoes and inside your shoes. You would be surprised how many ticks start in your socks and work their way up. I have had waaaaaay fewer guests on me after spraying my shoes as well as my legs. If you want to get REALLY serious you can treat your hiking gear in permethrin, or get permethrin treated exercise gear. It’s a very potent, effective substance that kills ticks and other parasites on contact. It’s present in some flea and tick treatments for dogs. But the kicker is, permethrin is also VERY toxic to cats, so if you have a cat and you feel like you need permethrin treated gear, you MUST keep the gear where kitty can’t get it. Friendly reminder to stock up on tick meds for your pets, and repellent for yourself! This year is going to be a BAD one. ALWAYS check yourself after a hike, or any trip outside. Wear bright clothes so it’s easier to see ticks on you, and make sure to do a full-body check when you’re done. This includes checking your hair line and under waistbands or underwear (last tick I found on me was on my butt, and I had been hiking with pants and a long shirt on…trust me, check under your underwear). Remove ticks as soon as you find them, and keep them in a small container or bag (heads completely squished) for identification purposes just in case your bite looks iffy later on. Clean the bite site thoroughly. Be on the look out for any flu-like symptoms, rashes, or red rings around the bite site like a bulls-eye (note: a slight red ring right afterward is normal, see below for what “bad” looks like). Usually if you get a tick off in the first 24 hours you’ll be ok, so long as you didn’t agitate the tick, but if you notice anything abnormal go to the doctor ASAP. If your tick was engorged when removed, be especially on the lookout. It’s always better to be safe than sorry when it comes to the nasty diseases ticks can carry. Remember: if you’re buying tick preventatives for your pets, make sure you get one that’s meant for them. Don’t use dog-specific medicine on cats, or vice-versa, and make sure you get the correct weight range for your pet. Failure to do so can lead to serious complications for your pets. If you’re not sure what you should use or what’s safe for pets, contact your local veterinarian and ask. If your pet is bitten by a tick and displays any abnormal behaviors or symptoms of sickness get them to your vet as soon as you can and bring the tick with you. This has been your tick safety reminder post for the season. Reblogging for both human tick safety and the note that permethrin is really deadly to cats. important addition: when you come in from your outdoors activity, as you do your tick check put the clothes you were wearing directly into the wash (or, if you can’t wash them immediately for some reason, into a sealed plastic bag). Don’t sit on your furniture, don’t put the clothes in your hamper with your other things, and don’t delay the tick check. If a tick is on the removed clothing and the clothing isn’t cleaned, they’ll head for the nearest delicious mammal, whether that’s a person or a pet. After you quarantine your clothes and check your whole body (get a buddy or use a mirror for your back), it’s also wise to shower, although that’s by no means foolproof, and won’t have any effect if a tick has already latched on.  When you do your check, focus on the crevices of your body- on people and animals, ticks are most likely to latch on in warm and protected areas. This means that the groin, underarms, and scalp are a prime tick buffet, as well as under your bra and (as someone above said) under your waistband, or any other area where your clothing fits snugly. On pets, they’ll concentrate in the thicker fur at the neck, behind the ears, and in the ‘armpits’, but you’ll likely also find a few elsewhere on the body, especially on pets with fluffy coats.

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7/11, Bigfoot, and Food: bassiter Top 5 Gas Stations To Die At 5. Shell Shells range from well-kept to shady as hell, so dying here is an iffy bet, but at least it has variety. Usually pretty busy, so your body will probably be discovered quickly therefore taking all the mystery out of it. Conventional, but some people might like it. 4. Chevron -n Basically just like a less popular Shell, so you have a better chance of kicking the bucket here. The blue hues make for soothing colors to stare at as your ghost lingers there for all eternity. 3. Quik Trip High quality gas station with endless drinks and snacks. Seat yourself under the soda fountains and drown in sticky disgusting sugar. Excellent place if you want to get up to some poltergeist hijinks in your afterlife. Some go to heaven, some go to 7/11. Shady enough to feel like you might die any moment, but with a slushee selection that'll knock your socks off. Perfect place to die if you want to exist in a almost-but-not-quite liminal space. 5. Circle K As soon as you pull up to Circle K, you've already accepted your death. Anyone there is a possible death threat, and everyone there is doing something otherworldly. Extremely possible that all employees are extraterrestrial. Circle K is the ultimate liminal space gas station and the most likely spot to catch Bigfoot out of the woods. Who wouldn't wanna die there? thes3nator i but how could you forget Buc-ee's? 6. Buc-ee's With a row of gas pumps that seem to stretch out into infinity (with impressive parking to boot as well.) Buc-ees is without a doubt the best spot to die for extroverts looking to connect with other un-mortals from all walks of life. As far as luminal spaces go, Buc-ee's is not a strong contender as its clean bathrooms, wide variety of merchandise, and home-cooked southern food provide too welcoming an environment for wayward spirits. That said, the sheer numbers of people coming from diverse geographic locations provide a plethora of different belief systems and thus an excellent opportunity for possession. This is extremely handy if you need to possess religious adherents to get you to pray for your soul and thus set you free to the afterlife of your preference Source: donkamatic 2,840 notes Catch my lifeless corpse outside the circle K

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Bad, Bill Nye, and Blade: RRT Industries, Ltd. @RRTIndustries imagine if the dude from Captain Kangaroo starting thinking he was an actual ship captain and went around lecturing people on maritime navigation, law, logistics, etc that's exactly what @BillNye did but with science 12:45 PM 06 Dec 17 <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169338857563/sosungalittleclodofclay-rabbittiddy" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://sosungalittleclodofclay.tumblr.com/post/169338213883/rabbittiddy-sosungalittleclodofclay" class="tumblr_blog">sosungalittleclodofclay</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169337983338/sosungalittleclodofclay-rabbittiddy" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sosungalittleclodofclay.tumblr.com/post/169337454458/rabbittiddy-sosungalittleclodofclay" class="tumblr_blog">sosungalittleclodofclay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169329358063/sosungalittleclodofclay-rabbittiddy" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sosungalittleclodofclay.tumblr.com/post/169328548058/rabbittiddy-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">sosungalittleclodofclay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169326565428/reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/169169121166/keyhollow-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169168997730/reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/169168925781/keyhollow-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169168907340/reasonandempathy-keyhollow-fluffylaces" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/169168826941/keyhollow-fluffylaces" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169168724475/fluffylaces-political-dissonance-pretty" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fluffylaces.tumblr.com/post/169168398436/political-dissonance-pretty-much-wait-isnt" class="tumblr_blog">fluffylaces</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://political-dissonance.tumblr.com/post/168689151551/pretty-much" class="tumblr_blog">political-dissonance</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Pretty Much</p></blockquote> <p>Wait, isn’t Bill Nye an actual scientist?</p> </blockquote> <p>Mechanical engineer if I remember correctly, so no</p> </blockquote> <p>STEM degree, so yes.</p> </blockquote> <p>Except he’s not a scientist, he is an engineer. </p> <p>Trust me, it’s different. </p> <p>S - Science (scientists)</p> <p>T - Technology (technicians, can also minorly overlap with others</p> <p>E - Engineering (engineers)</p> <p>M - Managment (those who manage others. Usually they’re managing the engineers, because boy do they need it. Often referred to as Managment) </p> </blockquote> <p style="">…the M stands for Mathematics…</p> </blockquote> <p>You are right. </p> <p>It does. </p> <p>I fucked up right there and I have a funny story as to why, but that’s not for right now. My point still stands. </p> </blockquote> <p style="">Okay.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="618"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/622d61bb2e7ac576fec909f06c428dd2/tumblr_inline_p1utegrCoU1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="618"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="472" data-orig-width="658"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e078dbb13b933860fa6fe5db9b83f05/tumblr_inline_p1utfa5aoA1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="472" data-orig-width="658"/></figure><p>The guy also has 6 honorary doctorates of science from Johns Hopkins, Rutgers, and other universities.</p> <p style=""><br/></p> <p style="">You can say that his professional work is engineering and not science, and be correct.</p> <p>I’m making the assertion that he has the accolades and professional experience, especially enough overlap, that it’s a distinction without difference in his case.</p> </blockquote> <p>The honorary thing is iffy. People who worked for those degrees tend towards disliking an honorary overstepping, especially with how little you can do to get one.</p> <p>It’s less Bill Nye is like the above and more like Bill Nye is just like Linus Pauling.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know if he’s that good, but let me tell you something<br/><br/>when non science communicators start talking science, people get scared. we talk about wierd funguses and parasites and hyperparasitoid wasps and viruses and what not and the strange (and exicting!) shit they do and the next thing you know, you have 398 different books and video games and webcomics exploring zombies and aliens parasites/virus and fungal zombies and a whole nine yards. which at least the audiance of those only has a mini freak out when they find out that, say, cordyceps(<i>last of us</i>) is a real thing (but only a few insect species are susceptible).<br/><br/>so for big mainsteam infodumps, we give very safe and secure and generally well recieved science communicators a long lead.</p> </blockquote> <p>I meant more in Pauling’s thing on megadoses of Vitamin C. Great chemist, but knows fuck all about nutrition and medicine. And part of me gets the idea that people don’t get that Bill is a damn fine engineer, but his science credentials, are of the pop variety, which can be good to get kids into the sciences, but the way people treat him as an authority on anything aside from mechanical engineering leaves a pretty bad taste in my mouth, especially given that I know exactly how he got his start, and I’ve seen more accomplished people do a better job.</p> </blockquote> <p>and then people ask how we get there and we say, well we’d have to start with stem cell research and then we’d have cloning tech and organ donoation wouldn’t even be a thing and then (and then people get VERYVERY SCARED) next thing you know there’s a human born human front and everyone is rewatching gattaca and blade runner and getting VERY SCARED again. I mean damn, if people find out what we’re doing with parathanogenisis research in the mean while, y’all would flip a lid. <br/><br/>also, “vitamin megadose therapy”: actually very effective for some nutritional defecencies and related diseases(scurvy is an old one: large doses of vitamin C which yes is water soluble and is thus pissed out, treats scurvy faster than the exact capacity dose, rickets and some others), but yes negligble effect on healthy people. and it promoted people looking at world hunger as a problem to be solved to look at total nutrition(something not thought of in the 1960′s), not just kcal quantity. and for healthy people, megadosing does nothing that a placebo doesn’t do unless it’s once of the few fat soluble ones, and thus is altogether harmless as a ritual.<br/><br/>and of course, it serves as an mental innoculation against leaving things like bright’s disease(s) declared ‘untreatable’.<br/><br/>sometimes you have to come at a problem or set of problems squirrelly and sideways.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m referring to megadoses being a panacea, which Linus kinda started (and has been shown by other to be not the case) of somebody with a particular degree going out of their element and making a fool of themselves.</p> <p>What I’m going on here is that Nye wass great for getting kids into the sciences, but he’s not an authority. He’s an entertainer first and foremost. He’s not an authority on most of the stuff he purports either, and even then has problems in still being the guy from Almost Live who had science demonstrations that three Brits who actually work for Universities and have relevant degrees as well do an even better job of teaching while entertaining (helps that the three have some education credentials to back it up). Like I said his knowledge is of the pop and elementary variety, and very often (especially nowadays) strays into guy who doesn’t even try to research what he’s talking about in the slightest.</p> <p>As for squirelly thinking, that’s great when it produces repeatable and verifiable results, but often it tends toward pseudioscience, which gets debunked time and again. And when I say pop science, I’m talking things that have come around that stick because they’re popular, even if they’re actually wrong (for example elemental Iodine doesn’t boil ever, it just sublimates, which is something various home chemists have accidentally discovered isn’t true).That’s some of what’s going on with Nye, people are now taking him as an authority when he has none, and may in fact be wrong.</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, lay it out. what is it that you’re scared that Nye maybe wrong about?</p> </blockquote> <p>LEts see fors starters on the more recent one his whole gender show. On the older one, it’s had some stuff that’s gone the way of the dodo (how he described atoms, even by 6th grade I knew it was long out of date), the whole myth of freezer batteries, his newer thing on nuclear power, hell have a video by somebody else.</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjwZs226GTWI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jwZs226GTWI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Also can we please stop pretending that honorary degrees mean jack shit?</p>
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Android, Children, and Facetime: ..ooo T-Mobile 12:20 AM Touch to resume FaceTime 01:47:51 Tweet Mikala Retweeted diamond @diamondalexis一 MAJOR PSA: IF YOU HEAR OF A CHALLENGE CALLED THE BLUE WHALE CHALLENGE DO NOT DO IT AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE APP UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES 5/10/17, 9:22 PM 625 RETWEETS 163 LIKES diamond @diamondalexis_ 2h Replying to @diamondalexis_ Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me ..ooo T-Mobile 12:20 AM Touch to resume FaceTime 01:47:57 I weet diamond @diamondalexis.2h Replying to @diamondalexis YOU WILL PUT YOURSELF AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE IN DANGER OF BEING HURT AND WILL BE THREATENED TO HARM YOURSELF BY THE CREATORS OF THE APP diamond @diamondalexis.2h DOWNLOADING THE APP WILL RESULT IN THE CREATORS HAVING ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION THAT CANNOT BE DELETED EVEN IF THE APP IS DELETED 90 diamond @diamondalexis 2h IF YOU SEE THIS CHALLENGE ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA, DO NOT SHARE OR TAG YOUR FRIENDS IN IT. EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE INFORMED OF THIS 87 Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me ooo T-Mobile 12:20 AM a google.com wfla.com The "Blue Whale" game has reportedly reached two high schools in Baldwin County, though officials wouldn't confirm which ones. Our affiliate in the area says some students have come forward regarding the game, though officials don't believe any students have harmed themselves playing. According to WKRG, the game asks players to complete tasks, as simple as listening to a song, as drastic as cutting themselves or other risky behavior. To win the game the player has to commit suicide. Download the app and it hacks into personal information that administrators use to threaten the player's family or releases personal information until the player kills themselves. 西卬 <p><a href="http://mushmom.tumblr.com/post/160593857422/libertarirynn-entemos-madamehardy" class="tumblr_blog">mushmom</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160593794569/entemos-madamehardy-doujinshi-psa-to-my" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://entemos.tumblr.com/post/160573934695/madamehardy-doujinshi-psa-to-my-followers" class="tumblr_blog">entemos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://madamehardy.tumblr.com/post/160571583724/doujinshi-psa-to-my-followers-please-do-not" class="tumblr_blog">madamehardy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://doujinshi.tumblr.com/post/160562118053/psa-to-my-followers-please-do-not-download-the-app" class="tumblr_blog">doujinshi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>PSA to my followers please do not download the app called blue whale!! its extremely harmful!!!</p></blockquote> <p>Guys, always, ALWAYS check Snopes before you reblog.  <a href="http://www.snopes.com/blue-whale-game-suicides-russia/">This is a Russian story, and maybe an urban legend even there</a>.</p> <p>The Blue Whale game on Android is <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.NihilistGames.BlueWhale&amp;hl=en">an ocean simulator</a>.</p> <p>There <i>is</i> no Blue Whale game – under that precise name – for the iPhone.  The games with “Blue Whale” in their names are children’s games that are over two years old.</p> <p>Look before you reblog.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="359" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04ef8363c35e78800377118f9ee9d406/tumblr_inline_optnsm0wm41rfylqn_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04ef8363c35e78800377118f9ee9d406/tumblr_inline_opuubf94h91rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="359" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04ef8363c35e78800377118f9ee9d406/tumblr_inline_optnsm0wm41rfylqn_540.png"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Seriously my mom brought this up at dinner yesterday because she saw some scare piece on the news about it. I told her that most of the time when the news reports about this crap it’s some random hoax and that even most teenagers aren’t that stupid and there’s not like some epidemic of people killing themselves for a game.</p> </blockquote> <p style=""><a href="http://uk.blastingnews.com/world/2017/05/the-blue-whale-creator-of-online-suicide-game-arrested-in-russia-001667161.html">http://uk.blastingnews.com/world/2017/05/the-blue-whale-creator-of-online-suicide-game-arrested-in-russia-001667161.html</a></p> <p>I don’t think it’s fake.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>The Snopes article addresses that already. There was a guy arrested for inciting suicide but it’s pretty iffy if it was directly connected to the “blue whale” thing, much less that it caused some epidemic of hundreds of deaths. There&rsquo;s also no app. </p>

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Animals, Bad, and Butt: manyblinkinglights: why-animals-do-the-thing: wolfforce58205: zooophagous: caong: zooophagous: theexoticvet: Tick season is already in full swing and it’s going to be one of the worst years for ticks and lyme disease. Make sure your pets are on flea/tick/heartworm prevention and get your dogs vaccinated against lyme! The sun is shining and the grass is green in minnesota today, what a lovely beginning to the impending TICKPOCALYPSE Remember to cover yourselves appropriately if you’re going places with lots of wildlife! Ticks are dangerous for people as well as pets! I’ve always heard to avoid long pants because ticks are easier to notice and remove when they try to climb a bare leg, but I think it’s a matter of preference tbh. What you really need is to use a good repellant made for use in tick heavy areas. I’m not talking citronella essential oils, I mean a real repellant like Deep woods OFF that uses DDT. Spray it on your shoes and inside your shoes. You would be surprised how many ticks start in your socks and work their way up. I have had waaaaaay fewer guests on me after spraying my shoes as well as my legs. If you want to get REALLY serious you can treat your hiking gear in permethrin, or get permethrin treated exercise gear. It’s a very potent, effective substance that kills ticks and other parasites on contact. It’s present in some flea and tick treatments for dogs. But the kicker is, permethrin is also VERY toxic to cats, so if you have a cat and you feel like you need permethrin treated gear, you MUST keep the gear where kitty can’t get it. Friendly reminder to stock up on tick meds for your pets, and repellent for yourself! This year is going to be a BAD one. ALWAYS check yourself after a hike, or any trip outside. Wear bright clothes so it’s easier to see ticks on you, and make sure to do a full-body check when you’re done. This includes checking your hair line and under waistbands or underwear (last tick I found on me was on my butt, and I had been hiking with pants and a long shirt on…trust me, check under your underwear). Remove ticks as soon as you find them, and keep them in a small container or bag (heads completely squished) for identification purposes just in case your bite looks iffy later on. Clean the bite site thoroughly. Be on the look out for any flu-like symptoms, rashes, or red rings around the bite site like a bulls-eye (note: a slight red ring right afterward is normal, see below for what “bad” looks like). Usually if you get a tick off in the first 24 hours you’ll be ok, so long as you didn’t agitate the tick, but if you notice anything abnormal go to the doctor ASAP. If your tick was engorged when removed, be especially on the lookout. It’s always better to be safe than sorry when it comes to the nasty diseases ticks can carry. Remember: if you’re buying tick preventatives for your pets, make sure you get one that’s meant for them. Don’t use dog-specific medicine on cats, or vice-versa, and make sure you get the correct weight range for your pet. Failure to do so can lead to serious complications for your pets. If you’re not sure what you should use or what’s safe for pets, contact your local veterinarian and ask. If your pet is bitten by a tick and displays any abnormal behaviors or symptoms of sickness get them to your vet as soon as you can and bring the tick with you. This has been your tick safety reminder post for the season. Reblogging for both human tick safety and the note that permethrin is really deadly to cats. Or you can take 0 preventative measures and just fucken get Lyme disease, like I did.
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Memes, Marines, and Mexico: 💀 The story of the Marine in this epic video. 3-7 is an Infantry Battalion but they’re attached to Weapons Company as a Sniper Platoon. Unofficially they are called “Oh shit.” Jeremy says that he has always been something of a “goofball.” Jeremy and Marcos went to sniper school together. Marcos was from Mexico, and Jeremy says his English was…iffy. Once when Marcos was spotting for him, they had a”bunch of photos” to shoot at, and Jeremy kept hearing “pick the blind girl.” But he couldn’t find anyone in the photos with a white cane. When he questioned it he learned that Marcos was actually saying “blonde girl.” Yeah, that made more sense. Marine Corps destiny- the beginnings. Jeremy says when he graduated high school he had “no real plans” and felt like doing something, so he and a few of his friends joined the Marine Corps. “I always liked being physically active, so it fit.” Continue reading: http:-unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com-jeremy-kauwe-37-sniper-we-got-blown-up-and-shot-at-a-lot- 👊💀👍 UncleSamsMisguidedChildren 💀 Purchase our Savage apparel 💀 LIKE our Facebook page & 💀 Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio. 💀 www.UncleSamsMisguidedChildren.com 💀 Tag and Join our Savage Community @unclesamsmisguidedchildren Use code USMCNATION10 for 10% off MisguidedLife MisguidedNation USMCNation Apparel ProGun 2A Biker MolonLabe Tactical Semperfi Murica USA Merica MAGA Savage ZeroFucks nofucks semperfidelis groundpounder Gun Ammo WarMonk JamesMattis USMC TipOfTheSpear USMarines 0311
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Bad, Church, and Definitely: Followin Jewish Red @OhNoShe Twitnt Honestly neither. Women had it pretty shitty in both of those Which book would you rather guide your daughter's life choices? Fifty Shades of Grey HOLY BIBLE E L James New York Tmes Bestseller RETWWEETS FAMORITES 616 828 <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ronswansonismyfather.tumblr.com/post/129101220034">ronswansonismyfather</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nophunintendid.tumblr.com/post/129101043614">nophunintendid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harpofglory.tumblr.com/post/111354635489">harpofglory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekongirl.tumblr.com/post/111339521959">geekongirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladytimelordandgingerbreadhouses.tumblr.com/post/111334783986">ladytimelordandgingerbreadhouses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christ-be-all-around-me.tumblr.com/post/111332846352">christ-be-all-around-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fantastic-nonsense.tumblr.com/post/111253997450">fantastic-nonsense</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voiceactresskurutta.tumblr.com/post/111232008128">voiceactresskurutta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meangreanhare.tumblr.com/post/111230455633">meangreanhare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slagarthefox.tumblr.com/post/111228824272">slagarthefox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shroom1up.tumblr.com/post/111226582908">shroom1up</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nashscribblings.tumblr.com/post/111225214753">nashscribblings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://velocirawesome.tumblr.com/post/111216745100">velocirawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Seriously.</p> </blockquote> <p>Let’s see … one is a book that endorses rape and violence against women.<br/><br/>The other is 50 Shades.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>are you defending 50 shades?</p> </blockquote> <p>And here we have people that have never read a bible</p> <p>Ephesians 5:33 “However, <b>each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself</b>, and the wife must respect her husband. “ <br/></p> <p>Colossians 3:18-19 “Wives, be subject to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord.<b> Husbands, love your wives and do not be embittered against them</b>.” <br/></p> <p>Ephesians 5:22-25 “Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. <b>Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her.” </b><br/></p> <p>That last one is a little iffy on the submitting part, but aside from that I’m see a whole lot of the lord telling men to respect their wives(and that last one implies being willing to give his life for her)</p> </blockquote> <p>A lot of what it says about women is also contextual with the times.  The church actually brought a lot more gender equality, but at the same time they had to deal with the fact that the repressed lives many women lived made them dependent, and unqualified for leadership positions.</p> </blockquote> <p>There are so many freakin’ powerful women in the Bible too. If you think the Bible is against women then you’re not reading the right book. Ruth refused to abandon her mother-in-law and saved her family line. Rebekah’s cleverness helped Jacob win the better blessing from his father - she orchestrated everything. Freakin’ Rachel stole from her father’s house and got away with it (even though Jacob swore that whoever stole from Laban would be killed) because she freaking just sat on top of everything and was like “oh I’m on my period” so Laban didn’t make her get up and he never found the goods. Rahab’s (who wasn’t even a woman of God) kindness in allowing Joshua’s spies to escape (i.e. live) helped the Israelites conquer Jericho. And don’t even get me started on Esther. She saved <i>all </i>her people, basically reformed the government, and got away with straight-up breaking one of the king’s laws with no consequences. </p> <p>And these are just a few examples. God could’ve chosen to just plant Jesus on earth without being physically born - but he brought his son into the world through a woman whom he deemed holy enough to have the honor. The Bible is full of fantastic ladies - the poor and the royal alike! Are there women who make mistakes? Sure. But there’s plenty of men too. One of the key themes the Bible puts forth is that all people, regardless of gender, class, nationality, whatever, have the capacity in them for both good and evil, success and failure, independence and submission. (Also submission is not inherently a bad thing, our culture just puts a negative spin on it.) So yeah, no, the accusations you hear about women in the Bible are completely false. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh thank god I was about to go DOWN on this post and then you guys did it for me. Bless. </p> <p>Let’s just reel off a couple of names for people, just for fun. Bathsheba’s a fun one to bring up with anyone. Delilah, of Samson fame? Jezebel, literally called “the ruthless queen?” Judith? Miriam, the sister of Moses? For that matter, Tzipporah? And bringing in the Judges for a sec: Deborah anyone?</p> <p>Also, let’s not forget the freaking BAMF that is Queen Esther. Ugh she’s great (and she’s got an entire book of the Bible all to herself). </p> </blockquote> <p>The bible definitely never condones abuse…. Like ever. Jesus commands us to love, so we must love!</p> </blockquote> <p>PREACH IT THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU YOU GO</p> </blockquote> <p>Y’all forgot Jael (the chick who killed the evil king with a tent stake), Lydia (the extremely influential merchat woman), and those three sisters in Leviticus who were like, “bruh, we ain’t got no man round the house, so y’all gotta give us some land of our own.”</p> </blockquote> <p>YAAASSSSSS!</p> </blockquote> <p>Lesson #1 of talking about the bible: READ IT BEFORE YOU BASH IT</p> </blockquote> <p>This post is shitty, but its comments are brilliant.</p> <p>Lesson #1.5 of the Bible- know the context. </p> </blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m sorry, did one of those early commenters seriously just say the Bible encourages more abuse than 50 shades?</p>
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