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Aladdin, Candy, and Children: Toy Story: Andy's Parents Are Divorcing You never see the Dad They are moving (to a smaller house no less The Mom's wedding ring is off in the shot where she picks up the Burz box -Andy is introverted and emotionally attached to inanimate, masculine figures -They get a puppy (surprisingly common for divorcees) None of the babies in "Rugrats" actually exist, but they are all instead figments of Angelica's imagination, as result of her parent's negligence. Chuckie died with his mother, which explains how much of a nervous wreck his father is. Tommy was a stillborn baby, which explains why his father, Stu, was always in the basement making toys for the son he never had. Finally, the DeVilles had an abortion To compensate for not knowing the sex of the baby, Angelica invented twins in her head, one boy, one girl Willy Wonka knew those children would die in his factory, After Augustus gets sucked up the shoot, they all hop on board the boat through the tunnel of doom. The boat doesn't have two extra vacant seats thoughh Iit was designed with prior knowledge that they would lose two participants before that point. Later they drive a creanm spewing car with only four seats. Did they have another car waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Wonka uses children to make candy There's a scene in "Aladdin where Genie calls Aladdin's clothes 0 3rd century. However, as we all know, the Genie was locked inside a lamp for the past 10,000 years, meaning that there is no way he could have known what the 3rd century was like.This means that Aladdin actually takes place in the FUTURE, in at least 10,300 AD. The movie itself is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, one where only some Arabic culture has survived. The things called "magic" are actually just some of the technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization. These include flying carpets and genetically engineered parrots which can comprehend human speech instead of just mimicking it How else could the Genie do impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc? Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it. Game begins with curtain opening shadows on Blocks bolted to more shadows on skyline Exit stage right; end of set Platforms hanging La from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened It was all just a stage show. A play Mario was never once in any real danger You were merely the audience lolzandtrollz: Oh No, My Poor Childhood Memories

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Bad, Head, and Life: JO @Jadenosteen retweet to save a life 3 4 2 1 2 1 2 3 1 p-artsypants: buttalicious602: emotionalempowerer: Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister Yes indeed#💯💯💯💯💯 Hey guys, as a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do, I just want to say a few things: 1) Self defense is an amazing skill to learn, and this image set has some pretty good ideas.  2) PLEASE don’t use your head unless absolutely necessary! You can hurt yourself worse than the attacker, and get in some really big trouble. The elbows and knees are super powerful weapons instead. 3) If you are trapped with your back against a body, and don’t have use of your arms, thrust your hips backwards as hard as you can into the groin. It’ll give you a chance to break away to use your elbow. Stomping on the foot can also help. 4) Don’t try to defeat the attacker. The second you’re free, RUN. Once you’re safe, call the police. You might want to feel like a superhero, but you could be overpowered again. Don’t take that risk.  5) I also agree with the person who mentioned a closed fist punch against a jaw is a bad idea. You can break your knuckles. Instead, use your palm.  6) Good luck with that knee move, because you might not be able to pick up his leg. 7) Groin shots are illegal in sports, but not in life! A swift kick to the balls in a easy way to incapacitate a man. 

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Kim Jong-Un, Memes, and Yo: IIT Al Assad, Mugabe y Kim Jong Un asisten a su primera pijamada en Miraflores 31 JULIO 2017 ELCHIGUIREBIPOL AR. N E T Las sanciones impuestas por el Gobierno de los Estados Unidos al Presidente que no sale sin botones de repuesto de sus camisas, Nicolás Maduro, le permitieron al máximo mandatario venezolano ser el anfitrión de una pijamada en el Palacio de Miraflores, a la cual asistieron Bashar al-Ásad, Robert Mugabe y Kim Jong-un, jefes de estado de Siria, Zimbabue y Corea del Norte respectivamente - A pesar de estar nervioso porque los demás presidentes se dieran cuenta que aún moja la cama, Maduro catalogó el encuentro de positivo al considerar que “¡ Es un sueño hecho realidad! Esto era lo que quería desde muy chiquito y nunca me dejaban porque siempre me decían que no tenía sanciones necesarias para andar haciendo pijamadas. Pero ahora sí pude, fui el anfitrión y todo salió mejor de lo que imaginaba. Primero vimos películas que nos hicieron reír como 1984 o la Lista de Schindler, aunque esa última era muy vieja porque estaba en blanco y negro. Luego, cuando ya era muy muy tarde como las 12 más o menos, ellos se pusieron a contar historias de represión que me dieron mucho miedo –aunque muchas ya las había visto aquí en Venezuela–, menos mal tenía a mi osito de peluche, Hugo, que siempre me protege. Al final yo fui el primero en dormirme y me pintaron un cohete en el cachete que disparaba hacia mi boca. No entendí por qué, pero no importa porque ahora sí tengo amigos de verdad que son iguales a mí” finalizó Maduro confesó que Mugabe también duerme desnudo.

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