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Arsenal, Ass, and cnn.com: Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Jul 22 To Iranian President Rouhani: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT? ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN UPENN, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON CNN, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED BEST WORDS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THATS JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE CLEVER COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDNT, YOU DIDNT, AND NOW YOURE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FIRE AND FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOURE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO 122K t105 319K tb to 2012
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Arsenal, Ass, and Bad: Banned: The server has automatically banned you for saying a bad word You Said: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo" Okay The Internet Scavengers <p>Side splitting pictures Sarcasm and nonsense inside PMSLweb </p>
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Memes, 🤖, and Art: a CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD THIS MAN I CAN'T HANDLE IM PRETTY SURE MY OVARIES HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS HOLY THIS IS THE TIME WHERE ALL MEN WOMEN CHILDREN BABIES FETUSES JUST AW THIS MAN AND THEN HE POSTS HIMSELF SHIRTLESS AND HE EXPECTS US TO ALL LIVE ON NORMALLY, AND THEN LADIES AND GENTS SOMEONE BEAUTIFUL DECIDED TO DRAW IT IN BUCKY STYLE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I THINK I JUST NUTTED TO AUSTRALIA DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW MUCH OF PHYSICAL HELP I NEED?? I CANT MAKE ANYMORE "MAYAS PREGNANT VIDS" BECAUSE IM SURE THATS ILLEGAL AND I DONT WANT TO GET ARRESTED BUT I PROBABLY WILL BECAUSE ITS ILLEAGL TO LOOK THIS GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL SON ILL HAVE YOU KNOW FANGIRLS HAVE DIED LOOKING AT THIS THIS MADNESS YOUR HOLY ABS SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING LABEL I HAVE GONE THROUGH SCREAMING INTO PILLOWS, STARING AT THIS SHIRTLESS MAN FOR DAYS, DECIDED TO PRINT THIS SHIT ON A BILLBOARD IN MY ROOM, LICKED MY PHONE PLENTY, STARED AT THIS WHILE MY MOM QUESTIONS WHAT THE HELL IM DROOLING AT, IM NOT OK IM N O T O K LOOK AT THIS MAN I CAN SEE STEVE ROGERS PROBABLY FALLING OFF A BUILDING LOOKING AT THIS, LADIES ARE MOISTER THAN OYSTERS, MEN PROBABLY QUESTIONING THEIR SEXUALITY, ITS TIME TO STOPPPPPPPPPPP YOUR CHEST HAIR ISNT DOING ME WELL AND I SWEAR DON SALDINO NEEDS TO BE PUT ON TRIAL NO ONE CAN LOOK THIS GOOD OK MR. ABS OF BETRAYAL,,, SCREW THAT MR. BODY OF BETRAYAL STOP BUT DONT STOP BUT IF U GONNA TAKE THESE SHIRTLESS PHOTOS TURN AROUND OK I WANNA SEE IT ALLLLLLLL YOU'VE RUINED ME OK .... @imsebastianstan - art cred to @petite_madame
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Douchebag, Memes, and Apple Store: When you're about to go hijack a plane but your mom says you have to finish your chores What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.
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Arsenal, Ass, and Bitch: [-] SkotWeener 30 points 1 day ago What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tonque. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo permalink save parent report give gold reply [-1 arctic92 25 points 1 day ago What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unigue person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend permalink save parent report give gold reply <p>I have over 300 confirmed friends. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2kV5746">http://ift.tt/2kV5746</a></p>
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Arsenal, Brains, and Target: euheuheuheuh Today at 8:48 AM What in the name of Neptune did you just say about me, you little barnacle brain? I'll have you know graduated top of my science class in Conch University, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Krusty Krab, and I have over 300 confirmed failures. I am trained in robotic warfare and I'm the top engineer in Bikini Bottom. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will steal the Krabby Patty secret formula in ways likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me in the Chum Bucket? Think again, you bucktoothed barnacle. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of robots across Bikini Bottom and your formula's location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, bottom feeder. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your restaurant. You're dead, krabs. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can steal the formula in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stealthy combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chum Bucket and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable restaurant off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn kelp-for-brains. I will throw chum all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, krabs. A Decimal Pi Today at 8:49 AM 2 can dine 49 9t nein Today at 8:49 AM holy fuck The krabby patty secret formula will be MINE!
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