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Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL MUN ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME FOR A SECURITY GUARD ㄧㄋ EEENH! SORRY, HANS, WRONG GUESS. Wouw You IKE TO Γ£o FOR OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE? CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE REALLY BAD FOR You THEN WHO ARE You? [INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS] WHEWE JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT, HANS. ER PSHUU THE MONKEY KLIK TTER WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT THE MOON? JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND T AND PULL IT DOWN HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY. I'LL TAKE IT. THEN WHAT, GEORGE? SNIFE WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE. AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR... AM I TALKING TOO MUCH? YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER, INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH? HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno. No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.) There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older, and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time. alexdecampi: Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!
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Crime, Struggle, and Quite: 4G 2:28 Posts Dec 19 at 3:45pm M Cards Stolen From Mailbox $1 Raeford, NC (28376) People are evil! This lady stole Christmas cards out of our mailbox containing gift cards for my in-laws this morning. I know people are struggling during this time of the year, but do they not know this is a federal offense?!?! Thankful for our home security system and that we have them on video I am so sick right now! O Write a comment 4G 2:28 Comments Or a meth head 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 I don't give two shit if u screen shot it hell I'll do it for u yes l was in the wrong taking the lady's 2 Christmas cards but all the other shit I didn't n the shit l post online comes from a friend that gets shit really really cheap not stolen but I'm not goin to sit here n go bk n forth when I get charged for the one crime I did I'll take it till then y'all keep doin what u do Just now Like Someone please grab ss and make a post calling her out specifically. Not everyone is in these comments Just now Like Someone is writing a comment O Write a reply 4G 2:25 Comments bladen county. Quit acting like this was just one time. 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 better hurry before she deletes stu 1 minute ago Like y no proof meaning l didn't fucking do it n yea l admit the video was me n I'll take the charges for that but all this other shit yall got fucked up I'm done commenting so y'all have at it peace Just now Like LIG 11%. 2:24 PM Comments that ass. 1 New Comment Like O Write a reply 4G 2.31 Comments I Like Comment O Write a comment 2 minutes ago Like Yes, please tell us why. Maybe we can UDGIN understand 1 minute ago Like Nothing was stolen off bk a truck where do y'all come up with all this what y all goin to blame everything in the USA on me? 1 minute ago Like eturn her it tweaker No 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 Are you going to give her cards back O Write a reply 4G 2:32 Comments She doesn't deny being on drugs JUDGING though 1 minute ago Like If 1 you gonna answer my guestion? Why'd you do it? You gonna give the cards back? Just now Like eone get ss pls! Yall got me fucking up at work. Lol getting yelled at an shit Just now Unlike I I go to a dr thats all u need to kno u ain't a fucking judge I ain't gotta answer shit Just now Like O Write a reply caught stealing gift cards out of mailboxes
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