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readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork
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As an Eldritch Knight with a maritime background focusing exclusively on water-based spells: MINOR ILLUSION usion Cantrip Casting time: 1 Action Range 30 feet Components: S, M (a bit of fleece) Duration: 1 minute You create a sound or an image of an object within range that lasts for the duration. The illusion also ends if you dismiss it as an action ar cast this spell again. If you create a sound, its volume can range from a whisper to a scream It can be your voice, someone else's voice, a linn's roar, a beating of drums or any acher sound you choose.. The sound continues unabated throughout the duration, or you can make discreta sounds at different times before the spell ends If you create an image of an object-such as a chair, muddy footprints, or a smal chest-it must be no larger than a 5-foot cube. The image can't create sound, light, smell, or any other sensory effect Physical interaction with the image reveals it to be an illusion, because things can pass through it. If a treature uses its action to examine the sound or image, the creature can determine that it is an illusion with a successful Intelligence (Irnvestigation) check against your spell save DC. If a creature discerns the illusion for what it is, the ilusion becomes faint to BNOB 03 751 the creature This is brilliant. SHAPE WATER MINOR ILLUSION Masion Cantrip Casting time: 1 Action Range: 30 feet Components: S, M (a bit of fleece) Transmutation cantrip Casting Time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Components: 5 Duration: Instantaneous or 1 hour (see bedow) You choose an area of warer that you can see within range and that fits within a 5-foot cube Youu manipulate it in one of the following ways Duration: 1 minute You create a sound or an image of an object within range that lasts for the duration The illusion also ends if you dismiss it es an action or cast this spell again. If you create a sound, its volume can range from a whisper to a scream It can be your voice someone else's voice, a lion's roar, a beating of drums or any other sound you choose. The sound continues unabated throughout the duration, or you can make discrete sounds at different times before the spell ends If you create an image of an object-such as a chair, muddy footprints, or a smail chest-it must be no larger than a S-foot cube. The You instantaneously move or atherwise change the flow of the water as yau direct, up to 5 feet in any direction This movement doesn't have enough force to cause damage You cause the water to form into simple shapes and animate at your direction This change lasts for 1 hour You change the water's color or opacity. The water must be thanged in the same wey throughout. This change lasts for 1 hour You freeze the water, provided that there are na creatures in it. The water unfreezes in 1 hour image can't create sound, light, smell, or any other sensory effect. Physical interaction with the image reveals it to be an illusion, because things can pass through it. If a creature uses its action to examine the sound or image, the creature can determine thati is an illusion with a successful Intelligence (Ivestigation) check against your spell save DC If a creature discerns the illusion for what it is the illusion becomes faint to If you cast this spell mukiple times, you can have no more than two of its non-instantaneous effects active at a time, and you can dismiss such an effect as an action the creature But I like this. As an Eldritch Knight with a maritime background focusing exclusively on water-based spells

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