Damn Susan 😂😭 https://t.co/HVS2UFGwNI
I'm a master plumber.
Socialist Politicians Are Total Hypocrites! #SocialismSucks
I'll never learn 😂😂
When it comes to Con I'm a Pro.
I don't pay taxes because I'm a REVOLUTIONARY and will TEAR THIS SYSTEM DOWN! Not because I'm, like, some lazy guy or somethin'.
Disney princess qualification
Every family is different. Some more than others.
females only want 1 thing and it’s disgusting https://t.co/UGZ9hjB18H
And Italian turns into "I am a dish".
Karma works in strange ways 😂😂
I'm charged up for the premiere of #DallasandRobo on YouTube May 30th. Literally. I'm a robot.
Sorry, I'm actually a hazard harry.
Oskar was right, but I liked rhyming “fight the course” with “cite the source.” #TheScottishPlay #YayMacbeth https://t.co/tDtwrghpm1
China was banned from showing Eurovision because they censored the show. Eurovision is not a force to be messed with. Even Russia knows that...
True though.. 🤷♂️😂 https://t.co/nyHjB01SOJ
“Played yourself”. 😂
Is he wrong for this?! 😂🤷♂️ https://t.co/8pFJoLbyBF
Anon is conflicted
I can't stop laughing at this.. Scroll to the end.
Sometimes you have to cut people out of your life. https://t.co/XfUuly4lu6